Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “All hillbillies go to heaven.”

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Andrew: “All over my Internet.”

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Andrew: “Boy, this is a real low blow, me telling a, a sob story.”

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Andrew: “Earnest as F”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe I don’t get an allowance, you make me work. And they really did, they worked our ass off.”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t have a power out for this Luke.”

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Andrew: “I think we’re…this is the mini-to-mini year for us.”

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Andrew: “I’m such a, such a dingus!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Long “Oh!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m just kidding. I can’t do any imitations.”

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Andrew: “Now, I did not read this story, Luke. Because, I’m a kid, and I don’t read the news.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Ring-ring”

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Andrew: “Sir! Sir! There’s too much rubbing of shoulders.”

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Andrew: “That guy is such a dick.”

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Andrew: “This is a very, this is a strangely, heavy show for a morning recording on Hump Day.”

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Andrew: “Uhhh!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Slow down. Hold on.”

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Andrew: “You can’t shoot me like that. If you shoot me like that, it’s all, it’s all chin.”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna love this”

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Andrew and Luke: “Aww, it’s so fun to make fun of fat people. Alright, alright, you’ve made your point, whatever that was.”

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Andrew and Luke: “…coffee drinkin’ time. Just about… Am I on? This my part? Have, have you been corresponding with my wife this morning? No. Why? What’s up? Because, I’ve uncovered some very troubling e-mails. No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How would you describe the hotel as saw it from the outside, the It’ll DO In. It was, it, it would do. Or would it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think we’re…this is the mini-to-mini year for us… That’s what I was gonna say!!! Bam!”

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Andrew and Luke: Role Playing between Rodney Dangerfield and a Simpsons Producer

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Andrew and Luke: Weird Al’s “Fat” music video is based on Michael Jackson’s “Bad” not “I’m Bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “When your computer is away (Yes), Andrew will play.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re, you’re, you’re parsing Dangerfields. You’re splitting Dangerfields. (No, no, no. No, no, no)”

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Luke: “#NotAllHillbilles”

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Luke: “Ahh”

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Luke: “Amarilluh”

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Luke: “And I don’t want to go all Don Trump on it.”

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Luke: “And, I don’t know what goes on in my brain at those times.”

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Luke: “Hey, enough talking! Let’s dance!”

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Luke: “I just, there is something about admitting I’m going to watch something for, like, an hour and a half to two hours, it just feels like too commitment for me. Meanwhile, I get married every three years, as we learn today.”

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Luke: “I’ve got my… a cup of java.”

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Luke: “Look at me, I got an elephant!”

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Luke: “Of course, he runs amok(e) there.”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Oh, one other thing”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, this is Wang. He owns, he owns property by the Great Wall of China… on the good side!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke: “That taco comes out of my paycheck.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing at Luke saying “Hey, hello!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you get an allowance when you were a kid? No. Really? They just made me sit in a chair and they yelled fat jokes at me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Optimus got killed! Ohhhh, I forgot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry if today was really heavy… Is that a fat joke?”

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Andrew: “Huh!”

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Andrew: “Huh! Smells like kerosene in here, right?”

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Andrew: “I like the Tin Man.”

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Andrew: “I like turtles too.”

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Andrew: “I love that drop so much. It’s a beautiful drop, I love your drop.”

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Andrew: “I want more mountain.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I yelled at you!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I only speak English. Habla English!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m excited. It’s hard to talk about this without talking about what we’re talking about. What we talk about when we talk about meetings would the be the name of the podcast.”

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Andrew: “It’s, it’s been, it’s been an amazing journey, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Never mind. I was gonn–never mind.”

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Andrew: “No, Mountain. Too tall.”

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Andrew: “No! Mountain! Too tall!”

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Andrew: “Now can I ask you this. This is a hypothetical, I know you are on a roll and I interrupted you, but here’s a hypothetical.”

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Andrew: “Of course, who’s talking here!!?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, like, just get on with it.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, you dodged a bullet!”

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Andrew: “Once again, leading us down a fantastic path at the beginning of the show, Andrew Walsh, from his palatial studio.”

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Andrew: “She thinks her shit don’t stink.”

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Andrew: “She’s drinkin’ soup, but, Luke, she’s eating a lot of humble pie.”

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Andrew: “They can’t do that. What do you– Wait, huh? Who is this! Who is this! Prank call! Prank call!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “You were a Luke amongst Jerrys.”

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Andrew and Luke: iRobot, Mr. Robot, iCarly, and iCart Huckabee

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Andrew and Luke: Meat Water

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Luke: “By the way, I just said a lot of words; none of which, I know what they mean.”

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Luke: “Doggam futhermucker.”

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Luke: “Firewall me at your peril.”

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Luke: “Hey, y’all.”

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Luke: “Hey! I paid the iron price to not be in the middle seat. I can do whatever I want!”

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Luke: “I can do whatever I want!”

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Luke: “I think the Brain Fairy came for our dog Rudy.”

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Luke: “I’ll start crying right now if you play it.”

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Luke: “I’m such a yutz.”

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Luke: “Just wanna play these audio drops a little bit loud is what I wanna do.”

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Luke: “Make them an offer they can’t refuse.”

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Luke: “Oh, God have mercy! Alright, let’s do it!”

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Luke: “Recoculous”

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Luke: “Revenge… is a dish best served frozen.”

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Luke: Saying “Just, just one more thing.” as Columbo

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy ashtray.” in a horrible Italian accent

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Luke: “Umm, I don’t read the LA Times; because, I’m a kid and I don’t watch the news.”

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Luke: “Ya turkey!”

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Luke: “You, you… you idiots! You… gave me access to ‘Best In Show’ for free?”

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Luke and Andrew: A Dazzling Donor benefit is that Luke will respond to e-mails

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Luke and Andrew: “Bullfeathers. Poppycock.”

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Luke and Andrew: It feels good to laugh

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Andrew: “Bobby Pape?!? I love that guy! He is the best.”

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Andrew: “Get on the steak eating stage!”

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Andrew: “He gets it off the Darknet!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I’ll show you my vacuum later.”

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Andrew: “I’m both scared of confrontation, but also really, kind of like, passive-aggressive and itchy”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna need your badge and your bun!”

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Andrew: “I’m laughing my lovin’ ass off.”

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Andrew: “It would be funny if we had to sign a non-disclosure agreement to be on this show. This is an all-disclosure agreement that we have on this show.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that sounds awful.”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “What the… hell?”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew: “You’re listening to Tapestries on New Hampshire Public Radio. My name is Andrew Walsh… talking about tall ships today.”

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Luke: “Carey said to me, drolly, ‘Is it Amarillo or is it Amarilluh?’ And I said, well down there, they call it ‘Amarilluh’. And she goes, ‘Well, yeah. You’re in Bellingham now.'”

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Luke: “Coming to you… from the broadcast facilities of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle.”

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Luke: “Echo. Echo. Echo.”

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Luke: Guffawing

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Luke: “It was so good!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Making concussive sounds

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Luke: “My friend, Andrew Walsh, well, he made a boo-boo last night.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. (Please clap)”

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Luke: “Project Hot Dog”

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Luke: Saying “My baby!” as Newman from Fear and Loathing

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Luke: Saying “That’s… My baby!” as Newman from Fear and Loathing

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Luke: Saying “Too Beautiful To Live is made possible by long time…” in his “real” radio voice

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Luke: “That’s my wife you’re talking about. That’s my wife!”

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Luke: “What in the world is this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I share, can I share what is probably the saddest eating victory of all time? Well… sure. I mean, I feel like you’re only gonna have to outdo yourself. No offense.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Next one is a winking emoji. Mmmm, yeah! Yeah! Sure. Someone missed Carey on his road trip.”

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Luke and Andrew: “They were so secretive, that it was called ‘Project Hot Dog’. Ha-ha, what!?!?”

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Andrew: “And, I swear to god, I’m not trying to do that.”

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Andrew: “By the way, I will not contribute to your Kickfunder, for, uh, Luke’s stagecoach. I refuse to do it. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “Giddy up, I Can’t Remember!”

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Andrew: “How fast can I eat this? Will I make it?”

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Andrew: “I think you’re rubbing off on me a little bit.”

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Andrew: “I’m a long distance enabler.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck am I talking about?”

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Andrew: “Luke, I love you to death.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I fear for your colon.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, you can’t do this! I forgot.”

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Andrew: “Oh-la-la, y’all!”

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Andrew: “Right!!?”

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Andrew: “Single or multi-cell organisms that are not gonna come down and probe us in our buttocks.”

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Andrew: “This is some Pee-wee Herman shit right here, man.”

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Andrew: “This time, tell Carey before you buy your new stagecoach; because, I see where this is going, and I think is just the type of thing you should discuss in advance.”

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Andrew: “Well, I’d say that you’re all hat and no cattle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you wearing a cowboy hat right now? Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you realize the horses were named: Diamond, Champ, Rocky and I forget. That’s not really the fourth horse’s name, I just forget the name of the fourth horse.”

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Luke: “Donald Trumpian”

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Luke: “Get a rope!”

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Luke: “Hey buddy!”

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Luke: “I don’t have all the answers; or, in fact, any of the answers.”

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Luke: “I suffer for this show, Andrew, I just want you to know”

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Luke: “I’ve actually signed up with a different fundraising website here in Texas, it’s called ‘Shitkicker’.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Not just because I am sort of a chameleon and a charlatan, uh, and a dilettante. I’m a real triple threat, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew. You think you know me.”

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Luke: “Ohhh, dang it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is Luke’s personal Siri

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. I feel like there’s a… There’s a better chance that there are aliens out there than that Jesus is living in the sky. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: The actual apocalyptical devastation caused by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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Andrew: Gruff chuckle

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Andrew: “Guess what, Luke. It’s scooter o’clock in this town again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lol”

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Andrew: “Loosey goosey”

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Andrew: “Move this armrest up a little bit, huh.”

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Andrew: “Murrk”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Genevieve told me!”

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Andrew: “One, two, uh… Rutabaga, rutabaga.”

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Andrew: “Sky jink me man!”

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Andrew: “Too many stairs!”

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Andrew: “Welcome to Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Andrew: “What are you doing, Luke?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, up here we call it Blursday.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew found a solution to his slow reading problem

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, is Carey worried that you gonna get married every single time you leave town? Uh, worried or hopeful?”

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Luke: “Ahoy hoy.”

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Luke: “But, boy oh boy.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a… wouldn’t it be a little on the nose if we had cows here?” in a Columbo-like manner

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Luke: “The cow’s already out of the barn on that one.”

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Luke: “The message is, is just gonna be, ‘Luke, hang up.'”

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Luke: “This isn’t annoying to the listeners at all.”

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Luke: “Uhh! I love me some Sonic.”

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Luke: “Well now, wait a minute!”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was man… I was man… What’s the opposite of spreading? Man-tightening. You’re man-tightening. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Stagecoach Blursday! Alright, we have a show title. Let’s wrap this up.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who, who is the navigator on Star Trek? Was that… You really want to do this, you want to do this, Luke? Was that, was that Chekov?”

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As Luke was starting to introduce Andrew on to the show, Luke tried to say “Washington” over the “California” in the “California Got Sunshine” drop. Unfortunately, it was not well-timed and this was the result:

Luke: “Washington… ‘California Got Sunshine’ (Damn it!) That’s a hell of an intro for a hell of a guy.”

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I decided to make a clean version of the “Washington Got Sunshine” drop by finding a clean version of Luke saying “Washington” and edit into the “California Got Sunshine” clip. The “Washington” bit was pulled from a clip from #2067. The resulting “Washington Got Sunshine” clip is:

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Andrew: “Apparently”

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Andrew: “Here I am, stuck listening to this guy do one half of a podcast everyday.”

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Andrew: “I guess I just don’t care, despite using a thousand words to say that.”

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Andrew: “I’m having some cat issues; Theo just will not shut up anymore.”

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Andrew: “I’ve been, like, the most vulnerable God damn flower on this show”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s what it says on our business cards.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew and Luke: “How about ‘Lived in Bars’, do you know that song? Know it? You lived it! Where do you think I’m going after we’re done recording?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Take your time, I’m not going anywhere. The listeners are, but you aren’t.”

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Luke: “And this is where we, you know, maybe climb atop our media for a moment.”

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Luke: “Hard eyerolling”

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Luke: “I’m not, I do not think that I just, you know, fart out… rainbows.”

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Luke: “I’ve never seen gray hair grow out of my face before.”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s like the Benghazi of tax, you know what I mean.”

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Luke: Pod-dog’s work stoppage

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Luke: Saying “That’s what they said on Ask Jeeves.” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: “This guy”

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Luke: “We gotta be done in exactly 60 minutes!”

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Luke: “Well, I’m exactly the podcast host to help you with that. Specializing in unreasonable behavior in unreasonable times.”

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Luke: “What news is print to fit, er, excuse me, fit to print, as they say.”

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Luke: “You know me, I love me a dive bar.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re a, if you’re a lefty like Andrew and I, uh, are… If you’re a lefty like Andrew and I am? Are. Are. Andrew and I am, yeah, are.”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to say the Dazzling Donor’s last name in a number of ways

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