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Clips From TBTL #2116

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TBTL Ten and member of the Little Red Bandwagon podcast gang, Jeremy, posted on the sTens Facebook group asking for a supercut of all of the times Luke and Andrew said “moist” on the show. If you’re curious, Luke and Andrew said it a total of 39 times (28 for Luke and 11 for Andrew).

All 39 clips of Luke and/or Andrew saying "Moist" in order
All 39 clips of Luke and Andrew saying “Moist” in order

Huge thanks to TBTL Ten Heather for providing me with the timecodes for each one, making it much easier to locate and pull each one. The following is the supercut Jeremy requested:

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In the process of creating the supercut, I had all 39 clips loaded in Audacity and hit play before getting a chance to arrange them in order. The result was a very, very disturbing and demonic sounding clip. You have been warned!

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If you are wondering, I wasn’t too put off with the word “moist” before creating the supercut; but, now that I’ve heard the word over a hundred times in the past 24 hours, I now cringe and writhe a little when I hear the word “moist”.

 

Andrew: “But, what the shit does that mean?”

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Andrew: “Cowa…bunga!”

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Andrew: “Gimme moist”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch TV, I only listen to my Victrola.”

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Andrew: “I’m a man of few dishes, but those dishes count. And so will my garlic.”

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Andrew: “I’m not even writin’ that one down.”

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Andrew: “I’m such a baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m the terrible firestarter!”

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Andrew: “If, uh, if I find out you’re not really my friend, I tell you what, my eyes are gonna get pretty moist.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t have a flappy one.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, everybody, like, trigger alert. This is… gross.”

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Andrew: “Spare the sides, spoil the haircut.”

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Andrew: “This baby is cordless”

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Andrew: “Why… How… How have… Why–2016”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Sounds good. Whatever.”

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Andrew: “You can’t control for moist. Eww.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A man must have an ID. Damn, that’d be a good show title!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, for one, welcome our Dyson overlords.”

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Luke: Attempting to sing like LeAnn Rimes???

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Luke: “Dear God, if I found out this guy doesn’t rank me as a friend, I’m really gonna have to re-think everything. His name is Andrew Walsh.”

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Luke: “I got nothing but time, Rudy. Nothing but time.”

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Luke: “I’ll be God damned.”

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Luke: “I’m not dead! I’m very badly burned. My leg’s broken. It smells like almonds. That cannot be good.”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna fucking bow!”

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Luke: “Miragee”

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Luke: “MPM, the Moist Per Minute”

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Luke: “Oh for two, Burbank.”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I hate myself sometimes.”

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Luke: “Shave the middle, spoil the child?”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That was a delicious moment in my life.”

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Luke: “The beginning of Pod-dog being on probation.”

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Luke: “These are just two farts on a plate.”

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Luke: “This fart salad I just ate.”

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Luke: Trying to call Pod-dog

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Luke: Using the squirrel toy to try to get Carey into the room

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Luke: “We just bro’d down, hard.”

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Luke: “You would like him to notice you, Senpai.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, would you like a slice of this, this cake. It’s my mom’s famous recipe. It’s the, the dampest cake you’ve ever had. Oh my gosh! Oh no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But I did have time to pull one of these farts out of a sack and cut them in half. (Oh, good Lord!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s the thing though… What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few memories, in that I can’t remember all four of the four dishes that I make. I’m a man of few facts, but long, long of the wind.”

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Clips From TBTL #2115

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Andrew: “Dude.”

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Andrew: “Hmm.”

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Andrew: “I always thought it was ‘herbetically’ sealed”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about auctions.”

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Andrew: “I just don’t know… really.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be a plump, bald guy.”

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Andrew: “It’s pretty dark dad. Easy there.”

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Andrew: Laughing with fanfare

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Andrew: “Oh, please. Please, justify my job here at American Public Media one more year.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Remember that thing?”

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Andrew: Saying “Dear, Luke” in a Columbo-like voice

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yeeeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like a pheasant? Like a pheasant!”

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Andrew and Luke: Next TBTL-a-thon gifts could be several year old calendars

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Andrew and Luke: Nouveau Riche and Nouveau Niche

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God, look at the time! We’ve been talking this long!?! Believe it or not… Believe me, the listeners have noticed.”

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Luke: “A kneeling Hitler and a solid gold shitter.”

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Luke: “And, I’ll always be there for them… So long as they donate the right amount of money to the TBTL-a-thon.”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Don’t feed this Dyson vacuum cleaner after midnight. You just don’t know what will happen.”

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Luke: “Oh. God. What. Did. I. Say. On. That. Thing?”

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Luke: “Okay, before I start bragging all over town about my vacuum cleaner”

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Luke: “Or herpetically sealed to keep you from getting herpes.”

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Luke: Re-enacting a phone bidder during an auction

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Luke: “Rudy! No sign of Pod-dog. She… I think she’s down the hall recording a different podcast. Dang it!”

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Luke: “Uh… two… plus, uh, four, is six.”

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Luke: “Very, very nich-y, or niche, depending on how come down on that word.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke: “Why the face.”

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Luke: “You crushed this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Anyway… Get something right! Yeah, I’ll try.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I not? Yeah, you know what? Don’t. Stop picturing that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a calendar with pictures of wooden boats. Now, I like wooden boats, you know that? Yeah. The calendar was from 2012.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was it, I counted ’em. It was eight beers, that’s all you drank. Umm, yeah, I mean, that was for breakfast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This calendar was, if I’m doing the math right, six years old. So that was… Well, four, four years old, right? You said it was from 2012. Oh, excuse me. So, I wasn’t doing the math right. Wait… somebody get this guy a calendar!”

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Clips From TBTL #2114

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Andrew: “And this makes me sound like a such a sensitive, ponytail man; which, I guess I am.”

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Andrew: Andrew explaining that he will have to redo the quiz but won’t edit out earlier bits

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Andrew: “Boom! You’re there.”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sigh

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Andrew: “Ever since they both came back, Theo has been caterwauling like crazy; going around the house howling and yowling.”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: “Getting sass from all, getting sass from all angles.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Genevieve!”

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Andrew: “I got that one right too. I guessed that one. We should, we should be a couple.”

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Andrew: “I hate this song so much. This is, this is proof of how much I love you that I’m gonna play this song.”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at communicating.”

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Andrew: “I’ve got all those things, so I’m not worried. You can say whatever you want.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke started his birthday weekend the right way, he’s skippin’ out of work early this week. (Yay!) That ‘Yay’ is not like ‘Yay, Luke isn’t here’, by the way. That ‘Yay’ is like ‘Yay for Luke’, he’s celebrating his birthday the right way. Just wanted to make that clear.”

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Andrew: “Never, ever, ur-ver.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that makes me sad.”

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Andrew: “Perfect boyfriend checklist. This is where I get a little hot under the collar.”

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Andrew: Saying “Genevieve, you are going to love this e-mail.” in a flat tonal manner

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Andrew: “Thanks for letting us steal it, Play Buzz. I’m just gonna poo all over your game now.”

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Andrew: “That’s, God, I’m, I know, I’m tryin’!”

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Andrew: “The quiz just took a dump on me.”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna be talking about earwax.”

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Andrew: “Well, here we go!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s right. When Luke is out, we the special, the special Marsupial Gurgle version of Top Story, that I think listener Bill made for us.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we’re probably gonna end up with different answers here. We should not be a couple.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Cats, Baby Gates and Porch/Balcony Heights

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Did you see a weird tweet from me today? No, I don’t read your tweets. Okay, good.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Do you want to talk about earwax? Yeah, let’s talk about… Just slide right into a earwax, just like slip and slide into an earwax conversation? Eww.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I think the smell is coming from inside the sink… Oh, you put in the sink! I thought you were putting in your ear. No, no, sorry, I didn’t make that clear. I’m not good at communicating.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ve always wanted to have you on TBTL; and, I guess all we had to do was get rid of that Burbank character. Yeah, and it only took how many years. Just push him out of the way.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: iPhone Dating and Get Off My Lawn

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “No way! Yes it is. You’re wrong. Listeners, she’s wrong. I’m not wrong.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, that makes me said! Why?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Q-tip Cheat Days

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “You’re not gonna believe this. Did I get the same person you got, you got for me? No. The quiz just took a dump on me.”

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Genevieve Haas: Asking the TBTL Show Number Calculator what the show number is

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Genevieve Haas: Laughing

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Genevieve Haas: “That’s a good’un.”

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Genevieve Haas: “You know, they say all battery consumption is local.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: Genevieve apologizing to the Dazzling Donor for being spotlighted on a show without Luke

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: Laughing

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “…like a baby gate, basically. But, it’s a cat.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: VH-1 Rocker

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “We are reaching peak me, and this is more, more of me, more peak me. Show title, already!?!”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You know, I just, I want you to play at your level. Oh, geez Louise! I’m coming in strong!”

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Clips From TBTL #2113: Luke Burbank and Jen “Flash” Andrews Edition

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Jen: “But, nobody loves the salad; because, the salad is roughage that cleans out your colon. That’s all it is.”

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Jen: “Cuz, I’m a human being. No human being wants a salad.”

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Jen: “I think their body is a wonderland.”

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Jen: “I yelled out, ‘The Shipping News! The Shipping News.'”

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Jen: “Just think about all of the things that happen to your body too; where, you’re like, is this a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?”

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Jen: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Jen: “What I don’t want to do is to be a person who is too clingy.”

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Jen and Andrew: “Is anybody in America sitting in their own filth at the end of the day? It’s not that dirty! I am, but it’s not in the bathtub.”

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Jen, Andrew and Luke: “If you just think about it enough, does it go back to being a hemorrhoid? I don’t know. Turns out, it was a gummy bear. Did I eat beets? Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”

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Luke: “Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”

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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Right”

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Luke: “I should really have a script for the top of the show.”

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Luke: “I think that we think it ain’t no thang, because it happens a lot these days.”

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Luke: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

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Luke: “‘Is it too early to get a fish sandwich?’ Never, on this program.”

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Luke: “It’s my Friday, Andrew! Don’t, don’t blame me, it’s my Friday.”

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Luke: Pod-dog is dogatonic

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Luke: “She is the Ur-True Thin.”

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Luke: “So, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

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Luke: Thanking an “anonymous” Dazzling Donor

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Luke: “They say, day drinking is the intersection of preparation and luck.”

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Luke: “Yesss!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, my girlfriend, in our society, my girlfriend sounds like ‘Oh, maybe they’ve been dating for a year.’ My wife sounds like, ‘Oh, they doin’ this!’ Mmm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you ever have moments where you wish you were just married? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the highest comedic compliment I pay someone… He’s never, he’s never said it to me, Jen. Let me just put it that way.”

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Luke and Andrew: Non-Wife and Common Law Work Wife

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Luke and Andrew: “There isn’t ever been a point where you’re like, ‘I wouldn’t mind kicking this up one notch, somehow.’ No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, for me, and this is why I just keep getting married… Hey, stay away from Genevieve, you jerk.”

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Luke and Jen: “I had the funk of 40,000 Burbanks (Yeah)”

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Luke and Jen: “Let me go to my memory palace, aka the bathroom at the Guild 45th. Exactly.”

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Clips From TBTL #2113: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: Attempting to do the Price is Right Fail Horn

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “God forbid that they ever see this shit!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank. Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Inhaling and Exhaling

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Andrew: “It’s nice to have a, a culturally relevant person on the show to talk to Luke.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Mmm”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “No.” #2

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Andrew: “No, it’s gone, it’s all gone. It’s all torn up and in a dumpster in LA.”

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Andrew: “No!!!”

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Andrew: “No!!! Really!?!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! There are dozens of you!”

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Andrew: “Really!?!”

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Andrew: “The worm has turn(ed).”

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Andrew: “There is a Salad Dragon that I’ve been chasing since you guys did your live show in, in South Seattle.”

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Andrew: “What does #ScrewAndrew mean though, does anybody know? Why is that trending? I don’t… I confused.”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow.”

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Andrew: “You’re taking him on. Take him on!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s nothing that we can’t do or wouldn’t do that, we couldn’t do if we were married. That’s a weird way of putting it. That’s not what I meant, but you follow me. Yeah, you’re talking about butt stuff.”

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Andrew, Jen and Luke: “You’re just saying, ‘Take a moment and hug your bathtub today.’ Yes. Right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2112

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This episode is noteworthy in that the discussion of the likelihood of the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the 2016 elections.

Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: Discussing the possibility of both the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the election

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Also, Andrew asks Chris Hayes if he would take a deal from the Devil in that he would accept the Cubs win the World Series if it means that Trump is elected president.

Andrew, Chris Hayes and Luke: Chris Hayes making a deal with the Devil on both the Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the election

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Andrew: “Because, God damn it, like, this makes my job exciting.”

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Andrew: “But, God damn it, there’s nowhere else I want to do it!”

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Andrew: “But, I love this venue.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Wow”

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Andrew: “Get ‘er done.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you need from me.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to know! I gotta stay in hotels!”

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Andrew: “I have a new project, that I am obsessed with; that, makes me sing in a weird, old lady voice.”

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Andrew: “I have a new project!”

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Andrew: “I was obsessed with that movie, in the 90s.”

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Andrew: “Is that the grossest thing I’ve ever said on TBTL, by the way? My apologies.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making indifferent, shrugging sounds

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Andrew: “Okay… You guide me. You guide…. me.”

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Andrew: “You guide me. You guide me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew spreading his own nastiness on hotel beds to cover up other nastiness

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Andrew and Luke: “I love you, man. I love you too.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that the grossest thing I’ve ever said on TBTL, by the way? My apologies. Umm, I’ll have to hear it once Linh has isolated it as a Marsupial Gurgle clip to really know. I’ll have to hear it in the clear, Andrew; and then, and then I’ll be able to judge that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Think of this as a wedding reception for TBTL. Nice. I love you, man. I love you too.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I don’t use this phrase a lot, but get ‘er done. And, I’m glad you don’t use that phrase a lot, Andrew.”

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Chris Hayes: “There’s been some Tumblrs.”

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Luke: “Andrew the Cable Guy”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Have a fun time all you summer babes.”

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Luke: “How are you feeling on this Wednesday, friendo?”

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Luke: “How dirty is coffee… really?”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m whispering, in case the guy’s listening? I’m not sure; it still stresses me out.”

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Luke:” I don’t mean this to be critical, I’ve spent some very important parts of my life in basements.”

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Luke: “I wouldn’t call it a deep dive, but a medium dive”

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Luke: “Man, this song has mood!”

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Luke: “OMG! Those are…”

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Luke: “Pod-dog is back to where she belongs, curled up in her Pod-bed, watching the whole thing as it unfolds.”

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Luke: “The podcast adds twelve pounds.”

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Luke: “‘What show is this?’, you may be asking yourself, and ‘Why am I listening to it?’. Those are both fair questions.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that the reason why you keep calling me ‘Harriet, hard hearted, harbinger of haggis?’ I, I said to you yesterday, ‘Look at the size of that boy’s head.'”

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Luke and Andrew: Pert-verse

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Luke and Chris Hayes: “Noma(r)! Noma(r), exactly!”

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