Luke and Andrew: “Did I tell you a crazy story about my parallel life Adam? Huh? I’m sorry. Re-arrange those words in a sentence, cuz it doesn’t make sense to me. Story tell you did I, Adam life parallel? Oh, yes!”
In honor of Luke likening Marsupial Gurgle to the “world’s worst answering machine message” on TBTL #2048, the term “clips” have been re-christened as “world’s worst answering machine message” for this post.
Luke and Andrew: Marsupial Gurgle is like the world’s worst answering machine message
Andrew: “And you know my brain doesn’t work that great when it’s caffeinated. I mean, good Lord, when there’s no caffeine in there, it’s, it’s really bad. I can’t think of words, I can’t think of my own name!”
Chris Hayes and Luke: “His ex-wife is Jeri Ryan of, one of the nine million Star Trek franchises, um, sorry nerds. Seven of Nine, I believe, was her character name.”
Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I found something more boring than talking about cable management. Holy cow! I did it! I did it! I’m giving you more rope. Tell me more!”
Luke and Andrew: “I mean, if you want to know about Iowan’s optimism, they have no problem with a chain of gas stations called ‘Kum & Go’. Spelled ‘K-U-M’. What?!?”
Luke and Andrew: “But doesn’t that seem not sporting to you? I don’t wanna talk about it, cuz you’re not gonna agree with me; but, you’re angry about the ticket, so I don’t think it’s gonna be good for our friendship.”
Andrew and Luke: “They’re an organization that, unless like this concussion thing really goes, really gets into people’s heads and… So to speak. Oh, God. I wish I hadn’t said that. I wish I hadn’t said that.”
Luke and Andrew: “The NFL eats a ton of those chips that have Olestra in them. (Right!) And often when the NFL sneezes, a million dollars comes out of its keister. Eww.”
Back on TBTL #2043, Luke and Andrew were reading the three TBTL supporters of the show and the state abbreviations for the three supports ended up being “WaWaMa”. They then started trying to figure out what other funny words or phrases can be created by just using state abbreviations and asked the listeners to send in their words and phrases. I submitted mine in over the weekend and it was read on TBTL #2045.
Andrew and Luke: “And I am going to Kevin and Bean the hell out of the show. Great, that’ll fix everything. Yeah. Oh, no! Wait. Hold on, Luke. I’m reading something in your voice. You would prefer I not do that.”
Luke and Andrew: “They should be three dimensional, they should be stamped! And they should be made by prisoners! Everything should be the way the way it used to be, Andrew. Can we agree on that much? Yes.”