Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Holy shit!!!”

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Andrew: “Let’s fill this theatre!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What did I assume that?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I just want this weekend to be over!”

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Andrew: “Please stop saying ‘The Lotion Hose’.”

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Andrew: “Think about everything you know about me. Think about every boring God damn story I’ve told on this show. Do I sound like a type of guy whose gonna be engaging with a ninety year old neighbor to play Uno. Probably not! It’s a pure fantasy.”

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Andrew: “Uno is the loneliest number”

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Andrew: “Yes! Cuz, this is such an Andrew thing to do!”

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Andrew and Luke: Drunk Uncle Mashed Up Proverbs

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Andrew and Luke: The Lotion Hose

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Luke: “Pod-dog, you here? That’s right, checking in.”

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Luke: “‘Stop Saying Words’ is a possible show title.”

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Luke: “The stats are coming from inside the house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was in da club, or something. Sure you were, kiddo. Sure you were!”

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Luke and Andrew: More Mixed Proverbs

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Luke and Andrew: Not All Assistants Have to be Women

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about the irony of that. That you, you have to play Uno solo. Uno is the loneliest number, I’ve said a million times.”

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Andrew: “Every now and then, does your brain just stop and go ‘Holy shit! We’re doing this?’ Oh wait, hold on…”

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Andrew: “Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha.”

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Andrew: “Hey wait, this went from a, this went from a joke of a bad idea to a… Waah! We’re doin’ it!”

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Andrew: “Holly Hunter is like running around, she’s like ‘We got permission! We got permission!’. She’s like screaming into your ear set or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I do that all the time, shit! I do that all the time!”

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Andrew: “I, I, I, I understand that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not one of those college types that’s gonna talk your ear off, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably gonna be, I’m probably just gonna be a little bit giggly all throughout the show today.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Love it already!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! For the love of God, please get it right!”

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Andrew: Reading a #WCW tweet

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes”

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Andrew: “There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they taught me.”

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Andrew: “To me, it’s like very, that idea is so romantic, you know; like, I love that fucking idea.”

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Andrew: “Waah!”

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “Whenever I even think about it, I get the giggles.”

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Andrew: “You know, I think you were able to do was, I think you were able to make some lemmings out of lemonade.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Could you give me (Oh, man!) the country of origin please.”

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Andrew and Luke: Glue Dew

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Andrew and Luke: Romantic REM Music

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Andrew and Luka: WaWaMa

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Luke: “And my name? My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “Andrew Walshes are popping up all over the place.”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “Can we please get our Kristens, Kirstens and Kirsties on the same G-D page.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Conspiracy theory!”

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Luke: “Dude, can you DM me. It’s not about anything weird, just us having some sex.”

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Luke: “Hello, I’m Doctor Nowarian [sic]“

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Luke: “I don’t know why today I’m being, what you do you call it, a decent human.”

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Luke: “I want a unified field theory of names that sound very similar.”

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Luke: “I’m just a ball of anxiety.”

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Luke: “It writes the press release for the thing it probably won’t do and it sends it out to the Internet, and it makes the podcast and other medias talk about it like it’s a real thing.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog”

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Luke: “Roll call!”

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Luke: “Roll call! Pod-dog? How’s it going on back there? Rudy the yellow lab is, as usual, supervising things here; and, (Perro) she finds everything satisfactory, which means we can move forward with this edition of the broadcast.”

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Luke: Singing “Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!”

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Luke: “That glue dew that you do so well, Andrew.”

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Luke: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, losing my virginity.”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m trying to say, you know what I mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!’ Why did I do that? I don’t know, Andrew. Just keep it going!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He was playing a, some kind of game called ‘Words Without Friends’. Cuz he doesn’t need them (Ohhhhhhh.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on, I have to let the… I have to release Rudy. You’re avoiding my rejoinder aren’t you? I don’t care, Luke. I’m doing it anyway! Who rele… Who released Rudy? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Now that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went into a foxhole and a baby came out nine months later. There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they thought me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Well, listen. Emily, Julia and Kristine, or as we like to call you the WaWaMa Three. By the way. Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once you go up the hand grenade ladder, you’re never going back. Wow. You climbed the hand grenade ladder, didn’t ya?”

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Andrew: “Ahh, fuggetaboutit!”

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Andrew: “And, part of that fun is saying ‘God damn it!'”

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Andrew: “Come on, don’t be a Frank! Sorry, I’m gonna just keep saying that.”

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Andrew: “Don’t tell me that I can’t have fun hating Cam Newton!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what dew points are!”

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Andrew: “I, I haven’t… And, I won’t!”

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Andrew: “Let’s get into this next story because people are annoying, and I want to talk about it.”

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Andrew: Snorting, laughing and saying “No!”

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Andrew: “That’s it. That’s all I have for you today.”

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Andrew: “This conversation is getting… really weird.”

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Andrew: “Well, just don’t be a Frank.”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, this is mockable, this is very make funnable.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew giving the current weather in Koreatown

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Andrew and Luke: Don’t tell Andrew that he can’t hate Cam Newton

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the music you’re setting down is a little bit louder than you think it is, just so you know. Mmm… I think you’re just saying that because it’s Randy Newman.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Chief meteorologist and podcast supervisor, Rudy the yellow lab (Perro), is asleep right behind me.”

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Luke: “Flat Earth Beef Watch update. That sounds, also, like something Taco Bell would sell. It’d be a, it’d be a combo of the Apple corporation and Taco Bell. A Flat Earth Beef Watch.”

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Luke: “God, I love this story! This, this is a beautiful story. I love this story.”

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Luke: “Heads are spinnin’. Media heads are spinnin’.”

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Luke: “Hell, yeah! Cowboys, big as all Texas!”

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Luke: “I guess I just call them my earholes, for lack of a better term.”

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Luke: “Nomahhh!”

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Luke: “Wednesday the 27th of January at 10:56 in the AM. Kind of a mixed bag weather-wise here in Bellingham, Washington.”

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Luke: “You talk out of both sides of your mouth!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing while Luke says “Can we please take a brark”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t rule Frank Stallone out. I, I haven’t… And, I won’t!”

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Andrew: Deflated “Mmm.”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to take off my… No, wait. That wouldn’t work… You want me to take off my headphones for the rest of the show? But, that would be more of a train wreck!”

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Andrew: Gibberish

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Andrew: “Hey, before we move into the Top, uh, Top Stories of the day, I wanna see if I can wedge something else in here. This time, it’s not a humblebrag. Can you believe it?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank, can I ask you a personal question?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m talking about.”

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Andrew: “I love that so much!!!”

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Andrew: “I think they’re saying, ‘What the hell happened to Sam Goody?!? This is an apartment building now!'”

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Andrew: “I will fight you, Moby!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What?!?”

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Andrew: “Luke, can I ask a huge favor?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!!!”

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Andrew: “To what degree are you being serious right now?”

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Andrew: “What is broken in his brain?”

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Andrew: “What is the life of a rapper like?”

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Andrew: “Why say something in two words if you can use two thousand? That’s my motto.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yikes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke Burbank, can I ask you a personal question? A personal, technical question? Absolutely. Can you hear yourself right now? In your… No, I cannot. Aaaaagh! That drives me… Ohhh! Are you okay?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, I don’t think I could do a radio show that way, it would just drive me nuts. It might help you actually… Hey! Easy, cowboy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Really?!? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Seven signs that you’re working with a ‘No, but’ person and seven signs to tell if your co-host doesn’t like you

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t just like people don’t like you, this is people are breaking your shit! (Yes!) What did you do?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You are in your, kind of your new digs, your new Live Wire digs down there in Portland, right? So you’re, on kind of a, you’re on your road kit, you’re using your road kit, your mobile… your, uh, pump up the volume-esque. (Yes.)”

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Luke: “Ah-ha.”

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Luke: “Alrightily.”

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Luke: Attempting to throw his voice and say “Matt”

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Luke: “I got your conspiracy theory right here, ‘What did they do with Sam Goody?'”

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Luke: “It’s a crazy, crazy world on that YouTube, Andrew. I will tell ya, it’s a crazy world out there.”

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Luke: “Oh! No, doi!”

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Luke: Saying “Somebody who loves you” in a gravely voice

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Luke: “Seven signs your co-host is possibly in Mensa.”

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Luke: “So, that means sheef and beep, uh, sheep and beef station.”

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Luke: “That’s right! Believe your ears, all of these sounds are coming from my ba-ah-dy.”

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Luke and Andrew: A long series of Waits and Whats

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “Possible show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I hit pause on your humblebrag, to insert my own humblebrag? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You… yeah, go for it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Channeling “That’s not a tuna bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “Could you just EFTPOS the money into my account? Yes, I could.”

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Luke and Andrew: Pages in the Southern Hemisphere scroll the other way

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Luke and Andrew: Unfolding Beef

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a second! She lives on a sheep and beef station?!? I know, there’s so much to unpack… God bless!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, sorry I ruined it for you, bud. Mmm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You bought one of those voluntarily. Yeah, yeah. No, it’s my night ankle bracelet, actually. Ooh! Possible show title.”

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