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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1916: Luke Burbank Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. This first batch of clips are ones that primarily feature Luke.

Luke: Air Horn Sound

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Luke: “Bad job, fat boy”

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Luke: “Because, it be cray out here everyone”

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Luke: Child-like Guttural Sound

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Luke: “Come back with my boat!”

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Luke: “Jesus, that hurt me ear”

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Luke: “Keep out of reach of children or podcast hosts”

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Luke: Luke is under attack by a scary-ass hellfire delivery US Naval fighter thing

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Luke: “Oh, God no.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Are we gonna about to get Blue Angel’d?”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look better now. Problem is, I looked like Randy Quaid then and I look like Randy Quaid now.”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: “Some aeronautics fans in our audience are going to be e-mailing me, like, ‘you are such a moron’ which is true.”

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Luke: “That too. (Toot!) Air horn!”

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Luke: “We have done a lot of experimental shows on this little program. We have tried things that are bad ideas, many a time; but, this might be near the top of the list. So, here goes nothing.”

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Luke: “We’ve got all of this stuff planned to talk about; but, I have a feeling that most of today is going to just be me trying to not fall out of this boat. Because, it be cray out here everyone.”

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Luke: “You would have been shitting your beard, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “13 years ago, there was a 90% chance that it was about Lisa Loeb. Holy shit, you’re right! I remember the thought! She’s cute.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s sub-nickname of “HIV Scare Walsh” would not be a show title

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Luke and Andrew: Blowing their own air horns

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Luke and Andrew: Luke brought up that Andrew’s parents are no longer married

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his podcast recording setup on his small boat

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what a fighter jet is doing and asks Andrew if he could hear it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke toots his air horn

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing, Andrew, is I definitely want to be buried at sea. Okay. I may take care of that myself by dying at sea (Yeah, I was going to say) and then never finding my body.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound of a jet playing around above Luke while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some loud stuff, Andrew. Can you hear that down the phone line? I just hear a bunch of racket coming down the phone line.”

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Clips From TBTL #1915

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Andrew: “Because, if it rhymes, it chimes.”

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Andrew: “His body is less of a template, and more of a commode.”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know… fine”

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Andrew: “Listen to some wackadoo guest talk about some wackadoo stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe I am just the ghost of my grandfather, now that I think of it.”

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Andrew: “Umm. Hey, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Well, I got, I got evenin’ plans!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alley-oops” and Luke’s Spit Take Sound

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been up for seven hours and he hasn’t yet to bark at a he-dog or wink at a she-dog

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Andrew and Luke: “…for this show, which is episode #1915 by the way. Aww geez, I tried to sneak in five extra shows. Is that what all that was about? You’re computer is fine, you’re just like ‘let’s speed this along'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love Bernie Mac so much, I mean, not enough to remember his name; but, I love him so much. (Rest in Piece.) Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is our take… and it’s not hot, but it’s our take. It’s not hot, but there’s a lot of it. P[h]ossible show title. Yeah, I was going to say, I needed one. Good.”

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Luke: “Aging is a bitch!”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I’m gonna call you ‘Poochie’ if you ever skateboard in that pool.”

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Luke: Incorrectly guessing the TBTL show number at the top of the show

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Luke: “Internet only, what kind of crap is that?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Leonard Bernstein” in the same manner as in REM’s “It’s The End Of The World”

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Luke: Singing the “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away” line from Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

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Luke: Spit Take Sound

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Luke: “Thanks for listening, everybody. We will back tomorrow with more of whatever the hell this is.”

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Luke: “That could be the mantra for this show: Talk is cheap, and tacos too.”

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Luke: “This is annoying that everybody and their grandmother is trying to get the public to fund everything. By the way, thank you to all people who donated during the TBTL-a-thon, we really appreciate it. We hope you got your dolls and your mugs.”

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Luke: “We’re not going to have any of these technical problems at the poolhouse, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For at-risk teens? Yes. And for at-risk Burbanks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was going to be, really, the Rob Lowe of my generation. Although I think Rob Lowe is the Rob Lowe of my generation; but, let’s not get hung up on that. (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is starting to know his Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an intro drop that Andrew can’t immediately hear, but the listeners can in the podcast

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Luke and Andrew: Newmanism

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ahh, that’s nice, nice, nice. Yes dear, yes, very nice” like the grandfather from The Princess Bride

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Swings

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Luke and Andrew: Somewhere Out There

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is the show getting good at the end? I don’t even think it’s that good, I think our standards were so low that we actually beat ourselves up into submission.”

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Clips From TBTL #1914

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Please note, the version of “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” that Luke and Andrew did during TBTL #1914 will not be posted as clip; as, it is taken out of context from the rest of the discussion and it is not an ideal candidate for the Marsupial Gurgle clip archive.

This decision was made in part due to the discussion that both Luke and Andrew had later on during #1914 on whether or not they should edit it out or not.

Andrew: “‘ey!”

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Andrew: “God, stop granstanding!”

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Andrew: “Good, phewf! For a second I thought you were going to say… I don’t even want to tell you what I thought you were going to say.”

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Andrew: “He looked up at me with those big brown cataracts.”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know who that is, I’m not, I don’t really know how to quote/unquote how to read.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t had so much fun on TBTL in years! Let’s keep going.”

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Andrew: “I often do, like a big boy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “They’ve ran out of room! You can tell on the word ‘Walker’ they’re both like ‘Oh shoot, this is going to take more space, we have to use much smaller font'”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Show title?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s my power out, I wanted to put it up front.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew used three songs to figure how much time they spent on the topic of TBTL Summer Picnic food assignment, none were American Pie

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s inability to eat cheese would doom his potential Presidential candidacy

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, there’s no way in shit, there’s no way in hell. There’s no way in shit, I don’t even know how to swear anymore (No way in shit-hell). There’s no way in shit-hell. Show title?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is PA a right-to-eat state, do we know? It’s a stand-your-cheesesteak state.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just looking for the hot take. We gotta, this takes are not hot today. We gotta heat them up.”

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Chris Hayes: “100 Percent!”

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Luke: “And D-B-A-P-B-T. Don’t be a punch bowl turd.”

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Luke: “As our buddy Chris Hayes would say, ‘nontroversy'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: Awesome Laugh at 1.6x

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Luke: Awesome Laugh #2

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Luke: “But, its traffic is a real bear-cat that time of day”

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “I think dine-ins, drivers, drive-ins and dives, and Fieris should be the most represented.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s not overthink it folks, that’s me and Andrew’s job.”

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Luke: “Listen, you surrender monkey!”

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Luke: “No, I’d like to get, I’d to stat-geek out harder on last name letter distribution as it relates to food.”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh yeah, did I not mention that? God, I always bury the lede.”

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Luke: “Onions, onions, onions, onions”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I’d like to point out, I was the best sperm! Wai… oh, go ahead. Nevermind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a werewolf by later night. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And also, that he had then not got onions, onions, onions, onions (Right) on his cheesesteak”

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Luke and Andrew: “And if anyone else wants to join the circle, they have to say ‘Oh, hi, Andrew!’ ‘Oh, hi, Luke!'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cut off Luke during a windsurf joke

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Luke and Andrew: Human Rescue Dating

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna stop right after this, put me on a clock Andrew. Will you put me on a 30 second clock? Sure. It’s going to be an internal clock, I’m watching the clock. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was conceived in Philly

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Luke and Andrew: Michael Dukakis climbing a tank and swift-boating

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Clips From TBTL #1913

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Andrew: “And it’s fucking heartbreaking”

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Andrew: “God, no you don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who this Trump fella is”

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Andrew: “I fucked up”

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Andrew: “It’s brilliant”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No… I paused, you could hear me get there”

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Andrew: Quiet “Ahh, shit!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Speaking like Columbo for a school project

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Andrew: “Thank you, Luke”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Without having to completely stop the show so I can do alpha-math”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m technically worried, but I am not worried about technical things”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eventually, you’ll have something that is edible if not craved. That’s right, edible if not craved.”

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Andrew and Luke: Figuratively, not literally, stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Luke explains why he calls Andrew the “Crock Pot”

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Andrew and Luke: Pausing the flow, not stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Singing a line from Led Zeppelin’s “Over The Hills And Far Away”

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Andrew and Luke: Something, something masturbatory

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Luke: “Alrightily”

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Luke: “It’s really sort of like an hour of boring audio wrapped around a well-produced commercial for a winery.”

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Luke : “Woah, woah, woah, woah… stop the show”

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Luke: “Yes, welcome to Crossfire”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… speaking of athletes, because remember this discussion did start, technically, with a conversation about Tom Brady… No, it’s a great transition, Luke. Thank you (Sure). Flawless.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew makes a crying sound in the background

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s two different “Yeah!” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-creating sounds of someone struggling to play a guitar

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Luke and Andrew: The Arc of History

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Luke and Andrew: The “Real Donald Trump” account may not be real

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, we should actually call it the Wig Party. Nah, it’ll never work. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew’s Laughter Sped Up

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In order to figure out last year’s TBTL Summer Picnic food assignments, I had set Audacity to play #1661 at roughly 1.6x normal speed so that could listen and pick out when they agreed on the assignments. While I was listening, I ran across Luke laughing and I started cracking up at the sound of his sped-up laughter.

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I also decided to see what Andrew’s laugh would sound like at roughly 1.6x normal speed and his laugh from #1910 was the perfect candidate:

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And just because I had some time to spare, I decided to edit the two laughs to normalized both their speed and volume, and merged them into a mixed stereo track:

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Clips From TBTL #1912

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Andrew: “Ahhh, piss”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Andrew: “But if I sound a little bit more dingus-y, let’s chalk it up to the technical issues.”

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Andrew: “Don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Drawn out: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: Emphasized “Really!”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “That’ll be one of those things where I’ll try to remember, wait I’m supposed to remember this, and then this, and then this, and then I’ll just end up, my head will end up exploding.”

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Andrew: “That’s a real Andrew move. Just scowl. Maybe they see, maybe they don’t.”

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Andrew: “This is such an effing jam. It’s like bubble gum, I love it! I love it so much.”

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Andrew: “What! No, you don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Yes, I know I’m an idiot, and I know that I often talk like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

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Andrew: “Yet, if I get caught breaking the law, like, that person is the worst G-D person that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. And, I would do anything to obliterate them and their family and it’s so unfair!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Scrappy too! And Scrappy too!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Donovan’d Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “If I can put on my Secretary of State ass-masking pants once again (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God. When are you just going to fire me and then hire her? I don’t understand it, she’s the best!”

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Luke: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Luke: “How was your weekend, Mr. Dingus?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Luke’s Pro-tip for not getting parking tickets

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Luke: “Sarcasm emoji”

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Luke: “Steve Harvey is not having that shit from white people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I assume everyone I know is talking shit about me when I’m not in earshot. Yeah, sometimes when you are in earshot.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting a drumroll sound

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drumroll sound sounds like a motorboat

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Luke and Andrew: “The 27th of July in the year of our Lord, 2015. Your Lord?”

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