Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And I was just like, alright what the shit, I’ll do a puzzle”

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Andrew: “As soon as I said that, I got very excited”

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Andrew: “B-R-B-O?”

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Andrew: “Boom Shakalaka!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m overly sensitive”

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Andrew: “Maybe we’ll have to do it in a place where you are not in line of sight of a ferry and I’ll have to have pants on”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “‘Oy! Regarding the Wednesday conversation…’ That’s a very important ‘oy!'”

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Andrew: “Titular”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You’re Burbanking it. You’re in a middle of a Burbank.”

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Andrew: “You’re sliding down the pole for the last time”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘odor”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew dignified Luke’s little song by calling it a parody

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would yell “Boom Shakalaka” when finding two puzzle pieces that snap together

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Andrew and Luke: “Fire Chief Andrew says…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got that down to more of kind of a “Boom Shakalaka” under my breath”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh no, that was just a joke, that was just a joke. My joke is falling apart in front of me, it is disintegrating like somebody who just drank from the wrong chalice.”

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Luke: “Aww, damn”

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Luke: “But it also, it might be a good time for me to stop trying to referencing penises altogether on this show”

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Luke: “Did you say ‘chard’?”

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Luke: “Don’t let the sun go down on me. Wait, that’s a George Michael song.”

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Luke: “He seemed mad chill”

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Luke: “I feel like a real moishe kapoyder (sic)“

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Luke: “I have them, but why don’t you lay them on me”

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Luke: “I just like the idea of Fire Chief Andy”

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Luke: “I’m whizzing so many smokers right now, it’s almost unbelievable”

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Luke: “I’m-a fuck this place up”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No, I had to eat that God damn pizza”

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Luke: “Pizza pie”

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Luke: “Pizza, pizza”

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Luke: Singing “All Night”

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Luke: Singing a song about Andrew in the style of “Ziggy Stardust”

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Luke: “That’s a power out”

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Luke: “VRBO is your mom’s Airbnb”

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Luke: “Yeah, you know, Vacation Rental, Box Office? I don’t know what the BO is, body odor?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boom Shakalaka!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, are you starving for a nothing burger? I am. Actually, they’re not very filling. Ooh, good one. Well played, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m out. You know what, I need a gavel…”

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Andrew: “And then she was like, she didn’t want to know that but great now I know that”

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Andrew: “Give me about four minutes here Luke, if you have some music under me”

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Andrew: “Good Lord…Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Hate the dreams, not the dreamer”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t, again don’t really I don’t have the reading thing a hundred percent down yet”

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Andrew: “I just got off work, so I’m a little kind of greasy and I’m perspiring a little bit, but it’s in a very, very sexy kind of way”

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Andrew: “I like Beerhausen-by-Proxy. That’s my favorite beer.”

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Andrew: “I love this 13th floor of broadcasting where we’re existing and not existing at the same time”

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Andrew: “I say that my dreams never bleed over into real life… maybe that’s what’s happening now”

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Andrew: “I’m so G-D low brow”

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Andrew: “Oh, especially if it’s a wicked laugh”

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Andrew: “Old Faithful of Waste”

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Andrew: “Seamster?”

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Andrew: “So write to your Congressman, that’s what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “That would be great! That would be awesome! (That’d be great)”

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Andrew: “Things are hard and I think you picked wisely”

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Andrew: “This is what I guess I was trying to stumble and bumble through before”

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Andrew: “True story”

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Andrew: “We are officially not talking to each other right now. I’m looking at my computer, we are not connected at all”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s why I carry wasabi around me, just in case Genevieve does get the vapors”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s why I think our tagline should be ‘TBTL: It’s easier than reading'”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re trying to cover it up. You’re like, love the song, hate the dreams.”

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Andrew: “You wanna see me explode?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I say carry before? No, I don’t think so. Don’t you bring Carey into this. Yeah, let’s get Carey on the phone.”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, the bar is so low for me because I’m basically a bottom-feeder fish that will eat whatever garbage is in front of my face…”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Snoring

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Andrew and Luke: “You think you’re a real card, don’t you Burbank? A real cut-up”

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Luke: “All of our Internet resources are being directed at the conversation you and I are having”

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Luke: “Hate the dreamer, not the game”

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Luke: “Hoo-wha-hah!?!?”

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Luke: “I’m a liberal too, by the way. Some of my best friends are liberals”

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Luke: “Like, if I got an $800,000 book advance and I’d always been dreaming about buying a boat… I’d buy a motherfucking boat”

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Luke: “Look outside, you dum-dum”

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Luke: “This is the kind of kid I was, Andrew”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Whoo doggie!”

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Luke: “You bottom-feeder you”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was looking for the word “adjourned”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we still in the open? I grayed out somewhere about four minutes ago”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128. God, give me a break… I’m so sick of it, I’m moving”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t recognize the Gregorian calendar, I work off of the Mayan calendar”

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Luke and Andrew: “Something. Something, something, something.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re freaking complicated meat systems. I’m an especially complicated meat system, not to brag.”

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Andrew: “A dragon’s on the horizon, so everyone stops fighting. Everybody in this giant effing coliseum, where there’s just chaos going on, everything stops”

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Andrew: “As a Shalhoub-head”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “He doesn’t feel like walking into that land mine field… mine field”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe we don’t have more sausage-related drops. This is probably the most important issue of my life.”

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Andrew: “I could hear something that was slightly more distracting, which was my effing voice”

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Andrew: “I hated the way it was done. It was the cheesiest bullshit I think I’ve ever seen on Game of Thrones.”

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Andrew: “I may already forgotten what you said”

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Andrew: “I’ve been waiting to see her ride a fucking dragon”

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Andrew: “If I were to stop eating pork, I think I would just want to stop eating all food… I’m sorry, all meats”

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Andrew: “If there’s someone in the corner clicking her pen, it’s just going to drive you nut cakes!”

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Andrew: “It gets Creepy-town”

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Andrew: “No. Eww, gross.”

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Andrew: “Oh damn, this is good!”

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Andrew: “Pants on, fan on”

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Andrew: Quiet Giggle

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Andrew: “Shut the fuck up, like everybody, shut up!”

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Andrew: “That’s the scary, ‘put the lotion in the basket’ one”

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Andrew: “Well, not to be too cute here, but I do think you said ‘that collision of events’; which, was either a genius or a poor choice of words”

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Andrew: “What the hell were we talking about”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is not having a productive day after all

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, don’t let the song wag the title…”

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Luke: “All joking aside, I’m just wondering if it’s political correctness run amok(e)”

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Luke: “Andrew, this show needs an enema”

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Luke: “As an adult, those rides are shit”

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Luke: Cute, Short Chuckle

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Luke: “Don’t fake the funk, when you talking The Monk”

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Luke: “First of all, I kind of knew the dragon was coming, because they fucked”

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Luke: “He’s pretty up in Danger Mouse’s grille”

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Luke: “How about ‘Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Monk’?”

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Luke: “I hope you’re happy, by the way, you just talked me back into being a porky”

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Luke: “I’m learnding today”

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Luke: “Just fuck that noise”

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Luke: “Just watching you Monk”

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Luke: “Making ba-shitloads of money”

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Luke: “My mom really did try to, through pop culture, make me a gay man”

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Luke: “Oh no, you twitn’t”

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Luke: “So, just because now we are in Dragon town”

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Luke: “Warriors! Come out and play!”

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Luke: “Why is Fernando Rodney guarding the Khaleesi?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you get up to make some popcorn with shredded cheese on it, like Carey does? No. Eww, gross.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t fake the funk, when you’re talking about Monk. That’s right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s cross that dragon when we come to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Masks! Get out your masks! Get your Harpy masks! Don’t miss out on the great Harpy fight!”

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Luke and Andrew: Today is Luke’s Tuesday and Andrew’s Wednesday, and Tomorrow is Andrew’s Tuesday

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “But then the same exact person breaks out, then it’s kind of like this sexy adventure time”

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Andrew: “Download our friends”

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Andrew: “Has either one of us ever changed clothes while podcasting or doing this podcast?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what, if it means keeping my clothes on during the show, that’s got to be a bonus for everybody”

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Andrew: “I am perspiring and, there is a chance, that I will begin the show with jeans and end it with shorts”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, he’s just kind of Sheriffing it up”

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Andrew: “I don’t think we’re going to go there”

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Andrew: “I just don’t want to be sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “I like that my worry for ‘The Song of Ice and Spoilers’ that we’re going to be too rushed with it”

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Andrew: “I’m a Stitcher man”

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Andrew: “I’m fascinated by hotels. I act like a child in a hotel sometimes, whereas I mean that I cry like a baby and pee my pants”

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Andrew: “Imagine that, but then it comes out your butt, she didn’t say comes out your butt”

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Andrew: “It’s just a comedy ‘ha-ha’ show”

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Andrew: “No spoiler too long and no detail too wrong”

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Andrew: “Or just say, Luke it’s shorts time”

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Andrew: “Quick update: fan is on, clothes are on”

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Andrew: “So, one of the keys to the show today, I guess you would say, is for me to keep my clothes on”

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Andrew: Thinking about his nicknames “But luckily these days, they’re more loving, they’re more caring and more thoughtful. No more Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “This is a hell of a show”

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Andrew: “This is my ‘howme’… my ‘howme’. This is my ‘howme’!”

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Andrew: “What the hell are you doing? Act like an adult”

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Andrew: “You know, that’s, I like… whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “…and if I took off my pants during the show. Yes, but that would just be more like a crime against humanity. That’s true, certainly a crime against the Tens.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew called vuvuzelas “fuluvelas”

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Andrew and Luke: “Making wind on the mic”

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Andrew and Luke: One last “Wham Bam Thank You Mam” of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “This is our Fall ‘Wham Bam Thank You Mam’ fund drive”

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Luke: “And popped up through a manhole cover, in the middle of town!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom Hot Rockin’ Hodor (slash) Cuyahoga Clam of Podcasting'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, we used to call it ‘Man’s Inhumanity to Man'”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: Singing “Bringing J Back”

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Luke: “Sorry, trigger warning if you are… younger than 18? I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

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Luke: “That is now going to power you to your next Smash Mouth concert!”

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Luke: “That’s he’s got a big schwartz (sic)“

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Luke: “We being Caucazoids”

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Luke: Whispering “I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

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Luke: “YOLO and YODO, as my mom says”

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Luke: “You don’t want somebody with a didgeridoo and a grudge”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew recalled Luke ironing his suit in a hotel room while in a towel

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling at someone asking if “symbology” was even a word

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Luke and Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”

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Luke and Andrew: Discussing the flavor profile of Red Bull and other energy drinks

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is okay with Andrew doing the show shirtless if it makes Andrew more focused on the show

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Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly asks Andrew if they “should hit it and quit it”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is so… white of me to think of that first”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is supposed to be the theatre of your mind, but it’s not supposed to be a dirty theatre of the mind. No, let’s keep it clean, let’s this safe for work.”

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On TBTL #1876, Luke and Andrew ended up discussing whether washing their body hair with shampoo and washing their hair with body soap would lead to hair loss and other problems. Andrew also chimed in that he had to use Pert Plus to wash his hair at an earlier age.

The shampoo and body soap discussions lead to two really funny bits: Luke coined the term “hairea” as a portmanteau of “hair” and “area”, and Luke running away with “Pert Minus”.

Luke and Andrew: Luke coins the term “haireas” and runs with it

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Luke: “Some haireas have hairea to spare, and some do not”

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Luke: “Using the shampoo to just wash all of the ‘haireas'”

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Andrew: Andrew used Pert Plus as shampoo as a kid

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Luke and Andrew: Pert Minus

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