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Clips From TBTL #2563

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Andrew: “Also, if you’re hearing this, I’m so sorry about so much… that you’ve heard”

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Andrew: “Do I complain about my job? Aw… damn! I, I, I just said, as everything fell on me”

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Andrew: “God, my parents still don’t know about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not the one casting stones here. I brought the, I brought the damn things”

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Andrew: “Listen, you don’t have to say that sentence with shame; but, you don’t ever say it with pride”

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Andrew: “Man… somebody cracked a… bag of jägers, didn’t they?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m talking your language… son of Walter Burbank”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “That’s at least three flarps worth of jägers, man!”

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Andrew: “The Luke Burbank Story”

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Andrew: “This smells worse than a Landjäger!!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Show me your bus face. It looks like your face right…”

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Camaro Kev: “Ooh… a real Russian roulette of jägers there”

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Camaro Kev: “Shut up! You shut up! You shut up!”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re in the porta-potty district”

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Luke: “Cleveland, this is for you!”

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Luke: “Even by my standards of squishy… truth”

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Luke: “God bless it!”

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Luke: “I don’t, I, look, I’m, I’m sorry to go snowflake on it”

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Luke: “I got the time, if you’ve got the diapers”

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Luke: “I know that you’re not a, a doctor… so… not trying to just speculate; but, medically, what do you think what was going on… to make this happen for this person?”

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Luke: “I regret nothing… for the record”

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Luke: “Just hep cats doing their thing”

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Luke: “My mind explained”

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Luke: “Oh, I did make out at that one!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t… get too high on your supply. Also, can you please deliver my Toppik? I need it… I need it before the big show. I gotta put my wig on… but, also, don’t get too high on your supply” in a very loopy manner

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Luke: Singing along to a sample used in Young MC’s “Principal’s Office”

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Luke: “Super dookie”

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Luke: “That is a man… who has seen a super dookie”

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Luke: “That’s so grubbin'”

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Luke: “You know, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and podcast”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “Porta-potties don’t show up… reeking of human excrement. But, what if they did? What would that factory look like? (Oh my God!) A factory of sadness… and, it all comes back to the Cleve!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “David from the Basement just said he has to pee”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “Oh my God, it’s David Burbank!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “There… wasn’t anything illegal about it”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You asked me earlier… if it was, if it smelled okay in here; and, it did… and then, it didn’t. The end”

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Clips From TBTL #2562

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Andrew: “3-D, 3-D, 3-B!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much red in my life; and, I see red a lot”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Are you mad at me; or, are you from Seattle? I dunno”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not a sporto; but, that’s not what I know about basketballs”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What is with those?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, hello there!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You have my attention” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Throw your vape pens in the air!”

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Andrew: “You can’t tell if people are mad at you or they’re just Wallingford. Like, and, that is the goddamn truth, man!”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Those are two different bands! Barely. Barely”

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Andrew and Luke: “His name is Uncle Luke. He’s running around the lake right now. I’ll, I’ll introduce you to him later. Hey, who’s looking for me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where are you, Luke? Standing right behind the van, sharpening a knife”

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Camaro Kev: “God, boy… I am a loser”

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Camaro Kev: “Thanks for… chiming in… exhausted Luke”

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Luke: “And, I have a computer thingy”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m surrounded by clocks”

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Luke: “Follow your, follow your tangents, bro. Wild tangents can’t be broken”

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Luke: “Haters gonna hate”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew. For once, can this not turn into a pro-life conversation?”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody, it’s a little loud in here… Get your testicles out!”

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Luke: “I did go sneak behind a tree… and relieve myself; because, nothing is open here”

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Luke: “I know Warren G; and, you sir, are no Warren G”

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Luke: “I’ll dig through shit if it saves me seven hundred dollars!!”

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Luke: “My mom… God love her”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t my house. It doesn’t smell like my house”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Was that bad?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke: Singing “All my friends are dead” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s how Susie B rolls”

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Luke: “They call me, ‘Lucas with the lid on'”

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Luke: “Turns out, I have a pattern with this”

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Luke: “What… kind of a world is this?”

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Luke: “Worth it!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I don’t mean to… I don’t wanna cut in; but… could you do me one kindness? Yeah, get you… a coat? Could you move the van… so, when David gets back, he thinks you’re gone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the biggest… load of Seattle bullshit I’ve ever heard. Put on the brights!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait. So, it’s gonna feel like this… until we’re done at the Re-bar? Am I gonna stay this way? Is this real life? Is this real life?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “P-Fletch… how’s the smell? It’s fine. It is not funky in here at all… Swear to God”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: Drunk Town

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Um, excuse me. If you could turn this off, that would be great. Oh… God, entitled…”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You tried to regulate, and you failed! That’s right… that’s right”

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Clips From TBTL #2561

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Andrew: “Alright, guys. Calm down. I’m a human being too”

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Andrew: “Because of that, I’m, like, laying down with my legs crossed; and, I just look like I’m just like… the coolest toad in the pond”

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Andrew: “Do you miss illegal marijuana, by the way?”

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Andrew: “I… Ah, God… I’m sorry, I’m… starting to already lose it”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s the hardiest of the hardies”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Everything’s better with the bell!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna be the one to ruin good radio… even though… that is literally my job description these days”

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Andrew: “Why should the Devil have all the good energy drinks?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that something your Mom would say? Yes. I’m starting to recognize it”

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Camaro Kev: Saying something gibberish

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing “Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: “Table full of Touchdowns (Yeah)”

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Camaro Kev, Andrew and David Burbank: Laughing

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David Burbank and Luke: “But, yeah. Six tacos, one or two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers… a… fuck it, a large curly fry. Yeah? Oh, I see… it takes a Rockefeller to know one”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Don’t associate the Millennials with them. They, we… we do not accept… them as, as part of us. Not your President? No… Hashtag? They, they represent six and seven year olds”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Look at the ‘M’ on the Monster Taco (It’s the Hebrew letter… for diarrhea)”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Think Linh is already here, actually… That’s right. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”

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David Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, lucky you. That’s why (If you had) you’re the master broadcaster. Where has this (I don’t even…) David been!? In the basement?”

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Listener Linda: “Power out!”

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Luke: “Again, I’m in a bit of a… glass Sprint van… on that one”

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Luke: “And then, when we come back, we’re talk… Jack In The Box ordering; and, really, just late-night food… including, by the way, my shameful… shameful large pizza order… the other night with you, Camaro”

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Luke: “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”

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Luke: “But, I just don’t understand! The Millennials of America, with their Snapchat and their Power Gloves… they don’t know that their heroes are super balding!?”

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Luke: “Driver John and the Fried Gourd”

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Luke: “From an area near Dream Land… this is… Dream Land”

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Luke: “God! Haven’t we been… on the air already for… seven hours, or so? Yes, we have; and, we’re only a fraction of the way… there”

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Luke: “Hey, bro”

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Luke: “How often are you toweling that thing down?”

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Luke: “I can’t get this close to this oasis and not drink from it’s cool waters”

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Luke: “I had a wild thought, guys”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lotta B’s, dude”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah… What’s up with his hair!?'”

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Luke: “I’m just sniffing it. I’m just… getting the bouquet”

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Luke: “Lemme take everybody’s temperature on this”

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Luke: “Let me tell you this… Kevin… keeps the cleanest car. I know that’s a lotta K’s dude”

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Luke: “Listen, there’s no wrong way… to hurt your… arteries”

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Luke: “Listen… I’m losing my hair… I’ve wearing an… [sic] ding-dang laser baldness helmet. I got nothing, I got nothing to brag about here. I’m also a forty-one year old man… no one’s holding me up as a YouTube star”

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Luke: “Not sleep deprivation… not… ill-advised, early caffeine consumption, nothing can stop the TBTL… 10th Vanniversary”

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Luke: “Power out!”

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Luke: Singing “Everything under the Sun except… Amos and Andy, and lollipops”

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Luke: Singing “Gauze with gas [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “He said, ‘Baby, it’s 3 A.M., I must be hungry'”

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Luke: “We have a fan”

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Luke: “Yes, but… young one”

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Luke and Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “What time is it? It’s about 4:20. Hey, what’s up, guys? (Man!)”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh, it’s got the, it’s got the hang-down… Oh, it does have a hang-down. Yeah”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “What!!? (What!? / Whoa!)”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “We were the only people in the dance club; which, was called, ‘Spinnakers,’ I believe. Spinnakers, yeah. And, so… That is not a good name for… That sounds like an elderly dance club!”

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TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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Clips From TBTL #2544

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Andrew: “And, didn’t you then try to Burbank it?”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I hope he doesn’t hear that story… I hope… I think he’s out”

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Andrew: “Did I have a crush on my toy? I don’t think so!”

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Andrew: “I just Googled something that I never thought I’d Google”

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Andrew: “Lotta boom… Lotta boom-booms”

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Andrew: “Mission accomplished”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Can I think about that?”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah… fucking Sgt. Slaughter was a real guy! As in, how did… how did Sgt. Slaughter end up being a… car…toon!? Like, what came… How did that work!?”

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Andrew: Saying “This is gonna be creepy” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Seriously? You’re gonna buy the tank; you’re not even gonna throw in a Destro, the ol’ chrome-dome? Come on!”

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Andrew: Singing “Regrets… I have a few… things I’ve said to Luke”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “So, like, when you would buy a G.I. Joe action figure, (Yes) Luke. I dunno if you know this, you were poor. Regrets… I have a few… things I’ve said to Luke”

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Camaro Kev: “Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

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Camaro Kev: Cute Laugh

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Camaro Kev: “I just want the old Luke. How can I get that?”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Laughing

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing “Aw, yeah!” in the style of The Cranberries

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Luke: “He’s the longest running cobra… of the program”

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Luke: “Here they come to snuff the Walshster”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to out… I’m not trying to out… you know… out-horrible you here”

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Luke: “Rodimus Prime was the Poochie of Transformers… and, I traded for Poochie”

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Luke: Singing “Aw, yeah!”

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Luke: Singing “Destro’s back! Destro’s back! Destro’s back, and Destro’s back!”

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Luke: “We need some regrets for Monday”

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Luke: “You guys… we just recorded five episodes of the shows in a row”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think, eventually, they sort of half-laughed to just shut me up… (Mmm-hmm) hours later. But… (I do that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We didn’t ever do a ranking for my… gambling story; but, I would… on a scale from one to ten, I would say, the regret ranking for that, for me was seven-thousand five-hundred. And, a chicken strip. Indeed.”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “PT Cruiser of Transformer [sic] (Oh, no)”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “Ooh, with your donations, and… your support… and (Do you do [ph]) That’s terrible, man!”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing “With… their bombs, and their guns, and their bombs, and their guns” in the style of The Cranberries

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???: Cute Laugh

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Clips From TBTL #2543

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Andrew: “Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “I listened to it the first three times, I thought he was saying… ‘both warm… and erect'”

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Andrew: “I might turn off my mic now”

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Andrew: “I’m a seven thousand dollaire!”

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Andrew: “Spoon!”

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Andrew: “That would be a weird burn”

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Andrew: “You guys, seriously I’m… telling you both, you’re not allowed to watch ‘Fear and Loathing’ anymore; together, or alone”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m learning more about you (Wow) in this week of shows… of short shows than I do in… five years of doing two hour shows with you”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m out! Too rich for my blood! Me too. Me too.”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “The amazing thing about this, to me, is I don’t even think this is your regret story. (I know, I was thinking) We’re not even close!”

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Camaro Kev: “I, I just love… you know… the, the drinky drinks”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Right to the top. Slide it in”

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Luke: “And then, we need to do a break here… real quick, and get to my real regret”

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Luke: “And, now, I’ve got this wad”

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Luke: “And, that old, kind of, Luke Burbank-class… chip on my shoulder that I always carry around. It’s more like a bag of Doritos… it’s a series of chips”

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Luke: “Boring, Oregon. That’s a real place”

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Luke: “Convicted in the court of David Moneymaker”

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Luke: “Episode 2542 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “Felt like… there was some… there was, almost like a ‘No Luke Allowed’ sign there”

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Luke: “Hey, I’m Andrew in eighth grade, I’m pegging my jeans. I’m Drew now”

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Luke: “I get… all these chips, take them to the cage… cash ’em in; and, now, I’ve got this wad”

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Luke: “I just… gave you… seven… thousand… five hundred… dollars, and I cannot get some m-effing… chicken strips?”

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Luke: “It seems like that… that demon has kind of left… left me a little bit”

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Luke: “It was bananas”

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Luke: “So… this is where the… regert… comes in”

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Luke: “The, the, the maraschino cherry of… regret… on top of this sundae of bad decisions”

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Luke: “Twenty-three, fourteen… thirty-five, and seven”

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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the apology began to kick in”

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Luke: “What a little… what a little sociopath”

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Luke: “You can’t keep me outta there”

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Luke: “You don’t belong here”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen! My… my life is one big frigging regert! I, I dunno if we’re gonna make it through the two weeks, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Right over there is… Andrew… ‘Cat Lewis’ Walsh… longest running co-bro of the show. We call him Mudbone. This is the TBTL… Excuse me… could you stop calling me Mudbone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So… we were at the Aria… and… somehow, I found myself, by myself, playing… roulette. This is making me so nervous”

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