Clips From TBTL #2299

Andrew: “Chairs are for fools. Everyone loves stools.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Damn!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, is it over yet? Has, has it happened? Is it, is it 2020 yet?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am Luking it!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t say that as a good broadcaster, I say that as a good friend.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I have Twitter on… it’s my stories. I like to have the Twitter on, it keeps me company.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I heard it all, and I heard Carey throw TBTL under the bus, like it’s not a real thing. Like, what the fuck was that!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s the business of show!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, you know, there’s new modern things. You can actually walk into a Tron-like three-dimensional Internet now, grandma.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, wow, yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s not, no, that’s not how it goes, Luke.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What do you mean turn it off? I have a right to record this. Did I break any laws, sir? I don’t have to roll down my window.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Best of Western Washington (Oh, yeah!) two years in a row… 2011, 2012! Thank you very much, sir! Mic drop.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I c–, I c–, I c–an’t! (Yeah)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Luke, can I ask you a very, very important question? Yes, sir. Do you have your passport? Uh, yes.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: The cock did crow

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Carey Burbank and Luke: Andrew took umbrage over Carey’s interaction with the border agent about TBTL

MP3 | MPEG-4

 

Luke: “As I just said that, my wife just placed her hand gently against her forehead and kind of shook her head.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Damn, I wish I was in the tall grass!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Damn, I wish you were my donor level donors of the day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Everything’s coming up Walsh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I didn’t bother to lookup how you actually get there. I just figured we’d follow the drinking gourd, feel for the moss on the north side of the trees, and, and head for freedom.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m clearly recording a podcast; so, I’m somebody.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, I’m Walshing it right now.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh-ho, that’s not promising”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Reciting lyrics from Hank Williams’s “Settin’ the Woods on Fire”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Since when is podcasting illegal!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Stretched out “Oh, yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s no shame in that game”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’re on the move, we’re on the move, we’re on the move”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Welcome to my world”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What’s embarrassed cannot be more embarrassed”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Are you gonna cue me up a little bit more with the music? Oh, yeah, of course. It would be unlistenable otherwise. Oh… God…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Babe, are we gonna be paying… (Oh, dang) one hundo a day, two hundo a week for this cell phone call?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Saying “Hoi polloi” in a snooty manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Walshski, are you still with us? Yeah, I’m here, I’m here.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “You guys are acting like podcasting is a crime! Well, the way we do it, first of all, it is.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? They’re gonna love my comedy in Canada. Yeah, no. I’ll bet. I’ll bet.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: “Carey, you’re gonna get us busted. I’m just following the law.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: Role-playing potential border crossing discussion

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Carey Burbank: Singing and talking to “Give In To Me”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “And, this is as nervous that I’ve ever seen you, other than on our wedding day. When you thought that I wasn’t gonna show up (And look how that turned out)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “What do you want to do, I’m gonna give you one minute of fun. One minute of fun… isn’t that usually what happens in that bedroom? Hey-oh! Woah! Hey, you should’ve used that material on the border guard.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2286

Andrew: “Cuz, they’re just gonna screw it up, Genevieve! They’ve already screwed it up a bunch of times!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Either, the crowd loves you or you’re standing next to the ocean. I can’t tell.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ha!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t owe it to the Browns anymore, just to waste my Sundays. I just so, I just so mad about it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t–I’m out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just so mad about it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m just going to the grocery store, right now; cuz, I know that the Browns are gonna disappoint me. And, I’m sick of it. I’m sick of waking up on Sundays and, and, now I sound like Tony Rizzo”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s a slam on me, I’m not good at ’em”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s January 3rd, I was so excited to start the show; and, now, I’m just taking us into Stock Talk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Let her clear her throats!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Moment of corniness”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, God, Carey… Get out! Get out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “So, this is the new year!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Taargüs! Taargüs!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We have two more weeks to just…  do whatever we want before the hammer comes down, Luke.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew asks Carey to take a photo if Luke passes out drunk while in his underwear and wearing his baldness laser helmet

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, how about New Carey? Love it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Carey Burbank: “I was trying to… use your precious against you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank: Mimicking Rudy’s howling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank: “Oh, Jesus”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank: “Stop! I don’t even listen to Blake Shelton.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s, it’s pretty disturbing to see in person. (Oh, goddamn it!) So, I’m wearing this baldness laser helmet, (Oh, shit!) I’m working on the show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Also, tell him what happened when you asked it to start playing TBTL. It doesn’t know what TBTL is. Oh, no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “A sad-off?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Amazon Clapper Network”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Because, Darrell Bevell is a fucking idiot!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Call me… a starry-eyed dreamer”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Clapper, put two minutes on the clock”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Classy! Classy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Easy, Slingblade”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I got my Amazon Clapper in the mail and I set it up yesterday!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I think the listeners are f–are f, feeling an unusual sensation right now, which is, intrigue”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I thought that was a pretty good spoof the other day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I want to talk about my Clapper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’ll be darned”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m always one bad feeling away from getting into it with the whole world”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m elbow deep in zoodles”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m sure you’re very lovable”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Real classy! Real classy! Our guy’s hurt!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That is not written anywhere in our contract with American Public Media. So, we’re just gonna call that one a game time decision”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The Burbanks are now the proud owner of an Amazon Echo; or, as we will be calling it on this show, an Amazon Clapper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s somebody, though, that lives in this house that is not a fan of the Clapper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’d like to thank our ‘I’ll Possess Your Heart’ level donors of the day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’re really management proof. We’ve management-proofed this show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Whispering “Keep singing!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You put your cologne on for your girlfriend!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It’s a real COMOWACA… (It is!) out there. It’s a COMOWACA day on TBTL. That’s right.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to thank our ‘So, this is the new year!’ That’s not even how (So, this is) it goes! So, this is the new year, Death Cab for Cutie level donors of the day. Keep singing! I don’t–I’m out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “She’s a real A word. She’s a real A word!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: TBTL is Open Source

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “We want to thank our ‘So, this is our new year. And, I don’t feel anything different’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism level donors of the day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke, his baldness laser helmet and underwear

MP3 | MPEG-4

Clips From TBTL #2284: The Burbank Family Edition

Things are gonna start happening to us now

Listener Nick Armes left a voicemail in response to Luke’s attempt at doing an impression of Chewbacca on the previous show. Nick showed off his impressive Chewbacca impression.

Listener Nick: Doing a Chewbacca impression

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey doesn’t like being on TBTL because something she says comes out wrong or Luke cuts her off, and then Luke cuts her off

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Whenever I put myself on the show, I want to curl up in a ball and die, because I sound like such an idiot. (Oh my God!) … my love, you do not sound like an idiot.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

David Burbank: “Punch it Chewie!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

David Burbank and Luke: “Punch it Chewie! Damn, she really punched it, it actually got, kind of scaring me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Are you kidding me!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Blame Associate Producer Linh Pham. Also, possible show title, by the way.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “By the way, I want to say thanks to our Super Pham, Linh Pham, who excerpted this and sent it along”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Doing a Chewbacca impression

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Doing a Chewbacca impression #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Don’t taser me, bro”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hello. I’m Luke, the solo host of the program”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey there, everybody! Welcome to a Friday morning edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live. Coming to you today from the backseat of a loaner car from the local Audi dealership.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How… dare you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I absolutely did not think this through”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I shushed her with my eyes, mostly, in the rearview mirror”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I think Andrew said, ‘Shut your face,’ or something”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m-a really, really failing on the, the grammar today, Walsh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Let me just ask them, quickly, if this is, if this is weird for them as it is for me now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “O-dark thirty”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, my God, yeah! Please do!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Everybody go to the Peach Bowl!” as Rodney Dangerfield

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Everybody, dance!” as Rodney Dangerfield

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “She said yes, Andrew.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Just about coffee drinking time. Just about coffee drinking time!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That’s what APM is paying us in now, the petty jealousy of people who are more famous than us”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The fact that you wanted to break back in to say that, is the most TBTL thing of all time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s definitely… a point where Rodney Dangerfield is gonna go, ‘Everybody, dance!’ And then…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Things are gonna start happening to us now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “Long story short, Andrew, he can’t believe this is what I do for my job. Yeah, no, nobody can.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “See, let me explain the technical side of this. Oh, good! Because we’re in the car… Yeah. I just said, I want to make it boring for the listeners, and I followed up with a statement, ‘Let me explain the technical side of this'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “This is basically like a private shame for you and I. Right.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna have to be strong for both of us, cuz I’m kind of, I’m already weirded out by where I’m recording the show. I’m podcasting for two today, Luke. That’s right. That’s not my way of announcing anything, though.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2284: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “After our big Hayes bump”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Alexa, stand by”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Are you just gonna shush him with your eyes, as you… in your famous Burbank move”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Being shushed… is, that’s a tough pill to swallow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He just wasn’t, he just wasn’t quick enough on the draw of appreciating Luke”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hello, all you new listeners. I’m sorry that this is what the show sounds like.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t believe that you’ve put yourself in a situation that you’re in”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I have, I, I have ten fingers, I wouldn’t want to cut any of them off”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Is it ‘One English Summer’ by Donovan?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Is that not the most TB–T–that’s like the most TBTL sports shit talk you could possibly ask for, and I love it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s another Rodney Dangerfield-esque situation!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #3

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #4

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing while Luke is talking

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Mad is a strong word”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Maybe it’s like Schrödin–Schrödinger’s Hayes, or something like that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, God!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Okay, that’s a, a hell of a build-up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “The Underdog by Spoon” with an exaggerated “Dog”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Stand by!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s the, the ‘Ga Ga Ga Ga’ album, or whatever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You son of a!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re listening to Fresh Ears, I’m Dave Davies?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew and Luke: Andrew speculating what would spill out of Luke’s head if it were bonked by a coconut

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Oh, man! Are you in hyperspeed, or hyperdrive, or… (Yeah) Oh, if I keep saying things, I’m gonna make Nick madder. Never mind.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “That sickens me. Easy, Shatner.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Uh, because you just were thinking about some of my jokes and you wanted to laugh again? No, you’re wrong, Andrew. Let me correct you on that. You son of a!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Luke, Carey Burbank, David Burbank and Sam Burbank: “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2258: Burbank Springs Edition

Carey Burbank: “Burbanksgiving Champagne Cocktail”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank: “This makes my family sound shitty”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “I’m only laughing because you’re okay; and also, because I kept getting the image of, like, on a cartoon when you see the skeleton, like when you’ve been electrocuted. Like a, like a Scooby-Doo electrocution type of situation? Yes. It feels good to laugh.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Anytime I’m eating, I’m, the crumbs are hitting the floor and that’s Rudy time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Don’t blame me, I voted for the sand snakes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Giggling like the Pillsbury Doughboy

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Groaning

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hi there, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving! Welcome to the TBTL Thanksgiving Special 2016.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m fucking terrified”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m gonna turn the fan up a little bit here, because, my bacon project is already going sideways; in that, I completely burned round one”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s a real theatre for the mind today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Like, they’re fifty percent roll, fifty percent butter… one hundred percent bad decision making.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Okay. So, we’re off to a hot start”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Skillet. Skillets for breakfast. Skillets. Skillet”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The leader of the children. Look out, look out, look out, look out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s something about the outside of the turkey that’s good for the inside of man. I think that’s…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Update from my life, I’m mincing garlic against my will over here…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know, it’s a holiday, I’m allowed to eat on the show. I just want to say that to everyone who’s mad. I did–I have declared that I’m gonna stop eating on the air.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Carey had the hiccups and spilled some Burbanksgiving Cocktail while drinking some

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I would put olive hand as one of the top ten childhood experiences, right? I didn’t have it, you’ll be surprised to hear.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’ve sorta gone a little off script. I’ve gone rogue. Oh, good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke may have hallucinated the Denny’s skillets advert

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “The dog just sauntered through and almost dragged the entire operation down. Oh my God. We’re fine. Everything’s good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Update from Burbank Springs: Project Bacon has now started activating the smoke alarm (Oh)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke’s moment of bliss is tucking away at loads of rolls and mashed potatoes

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: “These are your people, this is who you come from. Now, you know how I ended up with you.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “By the way, Carey is laughing her ass off at your misfortune, Andrew. I… have my back turned because… feel terrible… It’s okay.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: Decasing (or unmaking) a sausage is unsettling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2258: Walsh, Walsh & Doormat Edition

Andrew: “Alright, I’m a baker”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, that was my first lesson as a baker”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, they were delicious”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Andrew kicked something while moving around and talking

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Come on, guys. I mean, not to start off on such a negative foot; but, I just think we need to be a little bit more socially conscious.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Got electrocuted while turning on the oven

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, now we’re in Andrew territory, if we’re gonna be talking about cleaning these things”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ho, my gosh! That gave me a… well… that gave me a start. Holy crap!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I literally, I’m not joking, I just got electrocuted trying to turn on the oven”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s called, ‘the Internet Andrew of Things'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Maybe, this is an inappropriate question for broadcast; so, we can cut it out if you want”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Now, I’m scared to bake!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, look. This… Luke brought his insecurities again.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Rudy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Leave me alone, please go away, I’m doing fine, just get away”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So, um… seriously guys? Blood oranges… on Thanksgiving?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s the power of ipDTL right there: Keeping people apart for two years.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wax on, wax off”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You saved Thanksgiving, I almost ruined it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Hey! You can just let go and let, let Andrew. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Wow. (Yeah) Well, it’s perfect. You guys are perfect for each other then.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Luke Burbank, the First, leader of the children. The leader of the children. Look out, look out, look out, look out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Oh, that’s, that’s the sound of chocolate chips, by the way… (Ooh!) if you’re salivating.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Skillet. Skillets for breakfast. (Skillet) I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Skillets for breakfast.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I got nothing. Let’s wrap this up… (I’m back) Good luck to all!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Luke, Genevieve Haas and Carey Burbank: Andrew got electrocuted when he tried to turn on the oven

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Carey Burbank: “Wait, I already made a mistake. What did I do wrong? You need to pack, pack it into the cup. Do you think that’s enough? Oh, shit! (No, no…)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: Stuffing vs Dressing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Genevieve Haas: “I feel like I’m cooking with Mr. Bean in here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Genevieve Haas: “It’s very Martha Stewart in here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Genevieve Haas: “This is a weird bit; but, you know, I don’t really listen to the shows, so…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Genevieve Haas and Luke: Baking and TBTL are more chemistry than artistry”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Genevieve Haas and Luke: “The call is coming from inside the oven. Can you… Possible show title”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone