Tag: Chris Hayes

Andrew: “And, all of you people, I just want you to know, I love you to death; and, it, it breaks my heart that you’re so wrong.”

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Andrew: “Chris, who? All, what?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Do you have no respect for me?”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Fucking lighten up”

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Andrew: Gruff “What”

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Andrew: “How can you not like this segment!?”

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Andrew: “I’m completely unromantic”

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Andrew: “I’m probably trying to thread a needle here that maybe can’t be thread”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Other people’s dreams are amazing”

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Andrew: “Quick dazzling deet here”

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Andrew: Ranting about the marriage proposal that went wrong at a baseball game

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Andrew: Saying “Crazy Town” while Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” is playing

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Andrew: Stretched out “Matt Jones”

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Andrew: “The most bro-y”

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Andrew: “There you have it. That’s where my blood boiled.”

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Andrew: “There’s a lotta chatter on the dark web”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would ask if Bill Murray is Brian-Doyle Murray’s brother

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Andrew and Luke: “I hope you had a moment to tell him how much you loved him in the ‘Get Smart’ movie. You son of a bitch. (No) Now we’re never getting him on.”

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Chris Hayes: “Blew my mind”

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Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Chris Hayes: “No, I’m… No, no, no, no”

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Chris Hayes: “Oh, the Bill Murray. Right.”

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Chris Hayes: Playing the K-Strass Scat drop back at the guys ^*

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Chris Hayes: Quietly saying “Oh my God, oh my God. That’s Bill Murray, that’s Bill Murray.”

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^*: The title and description for this clip has been updated since it was originally posted

 

Luke: “Basically, you’re our Bill Murray, but Bill Murray is your Bill Murray”

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Luke: “Because, two people wanted to pitch woo”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy, oh boy”

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Luke: Clapping

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Luke: Disbelieving “What!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, dude! You threw out the first pitch, you’re Chris Hayes.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Holy…! I didn’t even think about that.”

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Luke: “I just Fresca’d my eye”

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: “Now, wait a second”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude!”

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Luke: Singing Frank Sinatra’s “You Make Me Feel So Young”

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Luke: “We need to thank our Crazy Town Butterfly level donation givers”

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Luke: “When I hear ‘three parent baby’, for some reason, I assume it has three heads”

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Luke: “Why was Bill Murray–How!? What!?”

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Luke: “Would you make me the happiest Lumineer in the world?”

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Luke and Andrew: Ducey, Double Ducey and Triple Ducey

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Luke and Andrew: “I effervesced right into my eyeball. Oh, that’s, that’s gonna make you go blind.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke jokingly thinks Carey has dreams of leaving him

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “U-Dub never heard of it! Getta load of this guy! That’s the best tasting pickle I ever heard!” with an exaggerated New York accent

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s bananas to me that it’s just in there. That’s some frickin’ Nicolas Cage National Treasure shit! (Yes, I know!)”

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This episode is noteworthy in that the discussion of the likelihood of the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the 2016 elections.

Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: Discussing the possibility of both the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the election

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Also, Andrew asks Chris Hayes if he would take a deal from the Devil in that he would accept the Cubs win the World Series if it means that Trump is elected president.

Andrew, Chris Hayes and Luke: Chris Hayes making a deal with the Devil on both the Cubs winning the World Series and Donald Trump winning the election

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Andrew: “Because, God damn it, like, this makes my job exciting.”

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Andrew: “But, God damn it, there’s nowhere else I want to do it!”

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Andrew: “But, I love this venue.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Wow”

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Andrew: “Get ‘er done.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you need from me.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to know! I gotta stay in hotels!”

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Andrew: “I have a new project, that I am obsessed with; that, makes me sing in a weird, old lady voice.”

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Andrew: “I have a new project!”

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Andrew: “I was obsessed with that movie, in the 90s.”

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Andrew: “Is that the grossest thing I’ve ever said on TBTL, by the way? My apologies.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making indifferent, shrugging sounds

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Andrew: “Okay… You guide me. You guide…. me.”

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Andrew: “You guide me. You guide me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew spreading his own nastiness on hotel beds to cover up other nastiness

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Andrew and Luke: “I love you, man. I love you too.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that the grossest thing I’ve ever said on TBTL, by the way? My apologies. Umm, I’ll have to hear it once Linh has isolated it as a Marsupial Gurgle clip to really know. I’ll have to hear it in the clear, Andrew; and then, and then I’ll be able to judge that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Think of this as a wedding reception for TBTL. Nice. I love you, man. I love you too.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I don’t use this phrase a lot, but get ‘er done. And, I’m glad you don’t use that phrase a lot, Andrew.”

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Chris Hayes: “There’s been some Tumblrs.”

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Luke: “Andrew the Cable Guy”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Have a fun time all you summer babes.”

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Luke: “How are you feeling on this Wednesday, friendo?”

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Luke: “How dirty is coffee… really?”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m whispering, in case the guy’s listening? I’m not sure; it still stresses me out.”

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Luke:” I don’t mean this to be critical, I’ve spent some very important parts of my life in basements.”

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Luke: “I wouldn’t call it a deep dive, but a medium dive”

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Luke: “Man, this song has mood!”

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Luke: “OMG! Those are…”

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Luke: “Pod-dog is back to where she belongs, curled up in her Pod-bed, watching the whole thing as it unfolds.”

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Luke: “The podcast adds twelve pounds.”

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Luke: “‘What show is this?’, you may be asking yourself, and ‘Why am I listening to it?’. Those are both fair questions.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that the reason why you keep calling me ‘Harriet, hard hearted, harbinger of haggis?’ I, I said to you yesterday, ‘Look at the size of that boy’s head.'”

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Luke and Andrew: Pert-verse

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Luke and Chris Hayes: “Noma(r)! Noma(r), exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew had Chris Hayes on as a guest to discuss the “Bernie Sandwiches” on-air moment that kicked off a thousand memes and Tens of people tweeting Chris if it was too early for Bernie Sandwiches. Below is the audio clip of Chris’s on-air slip-up:

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That lead the guys to create a mash-up of “Is it too early to get a fish sandwich?” and “Bernie Sandwiches”

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Andrew: “And let’s not sleep on the WaPaWa’In!”

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Andrew: “Big piece of a small hot dog.”

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Andrew: “Don’t say the ‘T’ in ‘Water Closet’, say ‘Wa’er Closet’. That’s a story.”

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Andrew: “He’s not gonna be our friend anymore! You guys are ruining everything!”

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Andrew: “He’s trying to figure out who the real Andrew is. I don’t blame him. I’m trying to figure out who the real Andrew is, a lot of people are; but… I don’t know, it’s a little, it gets a little weird.”

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Andrew: “I’m a half a man…!”

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Andrew: “I’m thinking about you guys too!”

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Andrew: “Maybe even dip it into the applesauce… but, let’s not get into that.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, they just punked me.”

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Andrew: Saying “I like it!” in a deep and weird voice

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Andrew: Saying: “Stop sending me stuff!” in a deep and weird voice

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Andrew: “So, did we ruin everything?”

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Andrew: “Stop the glottal stop! That’s what I say.”

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Andrew: “Surprise! It’s McDonald’s!”

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Andrew: “That’s a story.”

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Andrew: “Umm, that was weird.”

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Andrew: “Ummm! Uhhh!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew called Luke a funny guy, but it was not a compliment

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew speaking in a deep and weird voice

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something that I really shouldn’t say. Don’t!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s not let SKUs get in the way of a good hot dog story. Oh, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke doesn’t like Andrew’s deep, weird podcast voice

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Andrew and Luke: More bad Estuary accents

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, hold on. Andrew? (I think so.) Can I tell you something? Yeah. Talk to me.”

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Luke: “Are we turning SKU stories into hot dog shares?”

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Luke: “As I’ve said before, don’t get cocky, unsalted peanuts. You’re the thing we buy by accident.”

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Luke: “Don’t get cocky, unsalted peanuts.”

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Luke: “God! The dog has been phoning it in lately, as far as podcast supervision.”

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Luke: “I was dazzled by that deet.”

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Luke: “I’m doing this off the top of my head, people!”

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Luke: “If I wanted to drop some LBs off this LB.”

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Luke: “Just sayin’, it’d be a real shame if something happened to this little blog!”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Spit take and snickering

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Luke: “Stop the Glot-sanity? Possible… show title?”

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Luke: “Well, hold on… Geez, Louise.”

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Luke and Andrew: Ben Casserole and Ted Crouton

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading an e-mail from listener Ben in a horrible Estuary accent

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Luke and Andrew: WaPaWa’In

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Luke and Andrew: “You never go full British. No.”

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Please note, the version of “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” that Luke and Andrew did during TBTL #1914 will not be posted as clip; as, it is taken out of context from the rest of the discussion and it is not an ideal candidate for the Marsupial Gurgle clip archive.

This decision was made in part due to the discussion that both Luke and Andrew had later on during #1914 on whether or not they should edit it out or not.

Andrew: “‘ey!”

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Andrew: “God, stop granstanding!”

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Andrew: “Good, phewf! For a second I thought you were going to say… I don’t even want to tell you what I thought you were going to say.”

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Andrew: “He looked up at me with those big brown cataracts.”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know who that is, I’m not, I don’t really know how to quote/unquote how to read.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t had so much fun on TBTL in years! Let’s keep going.”

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Andrew: “I often do, like a big boy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “They’ve ran out of room! You can tell on the word ‘Walker’ they’re both like ‘Oh shoot, this is going to take more space, we have to use much smaller font'”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Show title?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s my power out, I wanted to put it up front.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew used three songs to figure how much time they spent on the topic of TBTL Summer Picnic food assignment, none were American Pie

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s inability to eat cheese would doom his potential Presidential candidacy

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, there’s no way in shit, there’s no way in hell. There’s no way in shit, I don’t even know how to swear anymore (No way in shit-hell). There’s no way in shit-hell. Show title?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is PA a right-to-eat state, do we know? It’s a stand-your-cheesesteak state.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just looking for the hot take. We gotta, this takes are not hot today. We gotta heat them up.”

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Chris Hayes: “100 Percent!”

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Luke: “And D-B-A-P-B-T. Don’t be a punch bowl turd.”

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Luke: “As our buddy Chris Hayes would say, ‘nontroversy'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: Awesome Laugh at 1.6x

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Luke: Awesome Laugh #2

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Luke: “But, its traffic is a real bear-cat that time of day”

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “I think dine-ins, drivers, drive-ins and dives, and Fieris should be the most represented.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s not overthink it folks, that’s me and Andrew’s job.”

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Luke: “Listen, you surrender monkey!”

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Luke: “No, I’d like to get, I’d to stat-geek out harder on last name letter distribution as it relates to food.”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh yeah, did I not mention that? God, I always bury the lede.”

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Luke: “Onions, onions, onions, onions”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I’d like to point out, I was the best sperm! Wai… oh, go ahead. Nevermind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a werewolf by later night. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And also, that he had then not got onions, onions, onions, onions (Right) on his cheesesteak”

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Luke and Andrew: “And if anyone else wants to join the circle, they have to say ‘Oh, hi, Andrew!’ ‘Oh, hi, Luke!'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cut off Luke during a windsurf joke

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Luke and Andrew: Human Rescue Dating

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna stop right after this, put me on a clock Andrew. Will you put me on a 30 second clock? Sure. It’s going to be an internal clock, I’m watching the clock. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was conceived in Philly

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Luke and Andrew: Michael Dukakis climbing a tank and swift-boating

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