Tag: Hari Kondabolu

Andrew: “Hey, Luke… I have something to tell you that sort of delights me; but, I think is gonna annoy you a little bit… maybe”

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Andrew: “Hey! Watch your languid!”

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Andrew: “I think this is problematic thinking”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m going to see my… dumb brother-in-law”

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Andrew: “Or, just be like me and have a really, really thick skin”

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Andrew: “Quick question, is that joke trying or dy…ing?”

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Andrew: Saying “Arrr! There’s no need to tip. It’s all included” as a pirate

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Andrew: Saying “Oakland is frying!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The… state of the Internet is strong, my friend”

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Andrew: “We’re… too tight on TBTL”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Ya see that name on the board? Ya see the infinity? Uh, that’s me… Give me my coffee”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew simulating his audio cutting in and out and Luke isn’t having any of it

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Andrew and Luke: “Will our Internet withstand? Oh my God… This is like a stressful game of Jenga! I love it!”

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Hari Kondabolu: “And, I mis–I like miss the e-mail. I don’t know how the fuck I missed the e-mail… but, I missed the e-mail”

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Hari Kondabolu and Luke: “I’m performing… at the Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club… Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale, California (Oh, man)”

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Luke: “By the way, you were right, I am annoyed with you”

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Luke: “Can we, for once, end the week on a positive note?”

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Luke: “Don’t get cyberbullied by the LRB, Matthew”

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Luke: “My… my… gall-darn mind has now been blown for the second time this episode”

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Luke: “Nobody wants to have their crotch smashed… by the bar of the bike”

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Luke: “Not only have… we been talking down the line… with you on the WeeFee [ph]“

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Luke: Pronouncing “Leonard Nimoy” in an odd manner

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Luke: “The San Jose… Unsustainable… Rent Prices”

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Luke: “We’re on WeeFee [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: Luke makes a “Yay Scarea” joke and Andrew asks if the joke is dying or trying

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say Oakland is drying… or trying? I would… I would say that Oakland… Oakland is frying!”

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Andrew: “Am I on a limb here by myself?”

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Andrew: “Anytime you play audio with my voice on it, it just strengthens the brand”

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Andrew: “CleverGirl.com”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, boy”

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Andrew: “Hey, I gamed the system and I got a free Walkman!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to do!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why you’d wanna do it!”

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Andrew: “I guess you cheated”

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Andrew: “I mean, that’s a pretty big, ballsy cheat”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into Negative Town”

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Andrew: “O…kay”

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Andrew: “Ohh, that’s how it goes”

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Andrew: Saying “Cthulhu” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Ship… the Sony back to this address!”

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Andrew: Skeptical sound

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Andrew: “Technically, I don’t know”

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Andrew and Hari Kondabolu: “Man… tell me everything about (Yes) having a billboard with your face on it. It’s the weirdest thing”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew accidentally said “Patsy Clan” instead of “Patsy Cline”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gimme, gimme… it’s a guy? Gimme his name… Well, no; then people will, it’ll get back to him… Yes, that’s why I want his name! Hey! Whose side are you on here!?! I’m a people!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, not to be an egomaniac about it (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was legit bummed (Yeah, you were)”

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Andrew and Luke: “My cassette tapes are in the other room watching Russian car crashes… Alright. Different uncle!! (Okay. Sorry) I got a lot of crazy uncles”

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Andrew and Luke: “(Oh, ‘Explicit’) Ooh! Ooh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if it, what if it turned out… (If you saw my teeth…) I’ve… poisoning your teeth… just so that you don’t holler at me. It’s an effective strategy”

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Hari Kondabolu: “I get free coffee here!”

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Hari Kondabolu: “I’m larger than life! I’m literally larger than life”

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Hari Kondabolu: “My brother, I realized, does not give a shit”

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Hari Kondabolu: “Oh my God, yeah”

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Hari Kondabolu, Luke and Andrew: “Oh… I mean, Das Racist broke up three years ago, thank God. Thank God? What!? Why do you say that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God… I didn’t like the whole him being more famous thing”

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