Clips From TBTL #3101

Andrew: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler”

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Andrew: “For some reason, your word picture implanted into my brain”

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Andrew: “Hey… do you wanna churt about yurts?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… get into… speculation about what happens in… the Butt Hut in dream land”

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Andrew: “I will eat melty. I will eat white-ish, melty cheese; like, a mozzarella”

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Andrew: “Is there a space where it’s supposed to be?”

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Andrew: “Now, we have a Burbank problem!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, fat-ass! I’ll say that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, boy!”

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Andrew: “Wanna garb about garbage?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be eighty years old fighting over some dumb-ass license plate”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I eat cheese in that context. Leave me alone”

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Andrew: “You’re absolutely right”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, not to… beat a… dead… not to feed a… fed horse here. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler. Whoa! Nope, nope, nope! Where’s my buzzer? Here we go”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not in a million goddamn years! (Wow!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s in the bag!? Yeah, let me see if I can find, if I can… (What’s in the bag?)”

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Katy Sewall: “It’s ‘Chopped’. I feel like all they play is ‘Chopped'”

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Luke: “Be good… New York?”

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Luke: “Blurting about yurting?”

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Luke: “It really triggers me”

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Luke: “Let me see if I can find, if I can find this on the, on the fly”

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Luke: Singing “Everyday is like trash day”

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Luke: “The sun was already out. It was light, it was bright, and my body just said… ‘Yasss, Queen… Let’s do this'”

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Luke: “This man loves cans!”

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Luke: “Whatever. Let’s just do it”

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Luke: “Yeeesh!”

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Luke: “You got this!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blurts (Oh, God) about yurts… You wanna… blurt about yurts? Is that the name of the show today?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The singles are… (Mmm-hmm) banished to the Butt Hut (Right. Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We blab about Bloomberg or gab about Gabbard? I like that!”

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Clips From TBTL #3100

Andrew: “Could it be that it’s just like next level shit?”

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Andrew: “Explicit”

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Andrew: “I needed them to break up with me”

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Andrew: “Interesting use of ‘flesh’ there”

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Andrew: “Is there a comparison to pornography; or… even, anything else less… explicit”

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Andrew: “Just whiff right out the window. It’s stinky!”

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s Mariners”

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Your number one source for… late, dated… XFL rules after everybody else has already figured ’em out”

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Andrew: “What are you doing? What… who raised you?”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “Whiff!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t feel… a need to… touch horses”

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Andrew: “You’re public radio funny”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who’s my, who’s a good leper? Who’s my good leper? (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I’m chopping and screwing all of our music now (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re public radio funny… Oh, man. That is just the most–You can’t damn with fainter praise than ‘public radio funny'”

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Luke: “In the aisle of Haggen”

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Luke: “Like, there are funny people up here in Bellingham. I’m not one of them; but, I’m saying they exist”

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Someone had, like… released some kind of anti-laughing gas into the room”

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Luke: “Your excuse makes no sense!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna make a… an executive decision here… (Mmm) if I can; even though, I’m the little spoon today. Mmm-hmm”

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Luke and Andrew: “Neither of those men survived… Oh, no! Did you kill Daffy Dan?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say that I seem to have decent hygiene? Stinky!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what it is? I’m always talking about how I need to find peace being in the back row of the airplane, middle seat. Mmm-hmm. The Mariners are the… baseball equivalent of back row, middle seat… Smells a little bit like a urinal cake. Just a little bit”

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Clips From McMillan Men #13

Andrew: “Can I cut this all out of the show?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “He ends up being a… just a total wiener! I mean, there’s not a better word (Yes!) for it. He’s a complete wiener!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom-boom”

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Luke: “Hey… Tom… take a fucking note!”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: Making air horn sounds #2

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Luke: “Remix!”

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Luke: “Take me to Disneyland, right now, Alice”

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Luke: “The Three Fuck-eteers”

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Luke: “We ain’t using you for collateral anymore, little lady”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider it a Coke-mas miracle. A Coke-mas miracle!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke threatens to cut off a finger from, or even kill, Terry O’Quinn if the car is mentioned again

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, he can’t see! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3099

Andrew: “Alright, if anybody… who I know in my past is listening and wrote that about me, in your diary, I need to see it now; cuz, I’m dying a little bit inside”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: Clearing his throat and saying “Pardon me. First of all, let me clear my throat”

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Andrew: “Couple of cured meat sticks… for the boy on the go”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”

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Andrew: “I got all kinds of stuff that puts me in a good mood”

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Andrew: “I think you’re a hottie-boom-body with a banging body”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is not good podcasting”

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Andrew: “Le… père… Noël est une… ordure”

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Andrew: Making pistachio shelling machine sounds

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Andrew: Saying “That’s not that great of a story” under his breath

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “Not gonna do that… Not gonna try (Come on. Do it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God! I thought it was gonna be super cute! It is cute! No, it’s all scaly. I thought, I was picturing a… I thought it was gonna be a tiny panda bear”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a… there’s a… high-heel, there’s a high-heeled foot (Yeah) on the cover, close up, and in the background, you see a guy… looking… horny… Yeah. I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”

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Luke: “And, frankly… it is an indignity that I do not deserve”

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Luke: “Derping my way through life”

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Luke: “Fill that bad boy up”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Burbs”

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Luke: “How wide is the lane of being a considerate human?”

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Luke: “I know we’re animals; but… whatever”

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Luke: “It is cute!”

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Luke: “Las Way-gus, [ph] Nevada”

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Luke: “You’re so basic”

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Luke and Andrew: “One-thousand, eight-hundred and twelve… (Wow) in an unread series”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you make me the happiest hottie… on Presidents’ Day and fly in hot for me? Yes”

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Clips From TBTL #3097

Andrew: “And, that’s why they call Houston, ‘The Murder City'”

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Andrew: “Heads up. This is happening. I’m your garbage boy. Don’t worry about it”

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Andrew: “I can feel… the confusion on your face… on the listener’s faces. Everybody’s thinking, ‘We’ve been waiting for Blursdays'”

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Andrew: “I can’t even figure out my power in”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m bringing race into this”

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Andrew: “I don’t want the garbage people to think we’re garbage people”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of… good names”

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Andrew: “I have one word for you; and, it’s an important word… Ladybugs… Where’s the bell?”

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Andrew: “I saw them once on accident”

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Andrew: “I would like to be the breaker of chains”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of a power drill

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Andrew: “My garbage story is kind of garbage”

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Andrew: “My head almost exploded”

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Andrew: “Roger Daintyfield?”

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Andrew: “This is happening. I’m your garbage boy”

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Andrew: “This is such a goddamn boring story!”

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Andrew: “This our’s! You… back there!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mister Burbank… are you sure you want to represent yourself? We do not advise it in this court of… We have retained… the legal services of Roger Daintyfield, Esquire”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Night parking. Deserves a parking spot”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is what it’s like to be me; I get anxious (Okay) about everything”

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Gus: “Weird thinking process”

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Luke: “All with the help of this guy: the longest running co-bro of the show, known for his drawings of tall sheeps, their grace… Tall sheeps… I’d be great… if… this whole time, your specialty was actually very tall sheep”

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Luke: “Boppin’ around on my phone”

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Luke: “I don’t need sound effects to be boring on this show. I can do that… all on my own”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Singing “There’s a hole in the ocean where they’re dragging Michelle Obama”

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Luke: “The airport!”

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Luke: “The Roger Daintyfield Act of 2020”

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Luke: “Uncheck the things… that are unchecked”

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Luke: “What the actual?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the definition of fungible… What is the definition of fungible? I’m not sure”

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Clips From TBTL #3096

Andrew: “And then, it’s gonna get picked up; and then, we’re gonna go big!”

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Andrew: “Are you a Storm player? You’re somebody. I know you’re somebody”

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Andrew: “Because, we are two people who should not be talking about rappers and rapping in 2020”

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Andrew: “But, it really makes me wonder if smoking crack would make me more productive… and, possible more creative”

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Andrew: “Here’s a baseball bat, young man”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I thought K was gonna kill us!”

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Andrew: “I’ve done it before. I’ve done sketchy things”

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Andrew: “Just curious, what are you working on there, bud?”

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Andrew: Making K sounds

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Andrew: “So many shows; I’m just kinda sucking ’em all in”

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Andrew: “This is my house! What have I done!!?”

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Andrew: “We identify this… the ha-has”

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Andrew: “Work harder, bozo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think God could make a Google burrito… that he would understand. So complicated!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just pulling this raw right off (Good) of Slack here (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You alive inside!! But, not… outside; because, you dead!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I was just gonna take a big dump on Fred Durst”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the heck I did. It was not good; that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I wanna know who people are in the world”

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Luke: Imitating a music box

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Luke: “My whip, Dog. There’s my whip, Dog”

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Luke: “One of the many things that has been lost… in my brain, which is bad”

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Luke: “Power in”

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Luke: Singing “Follow me, everything is alright. I’ll be the one to tuck you in at night”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: “You know, you bring Fred Durst up, I think about Limp Bizkit, I think about… doing it all for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie”

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