Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “He probably does wanna kill us most of the time”

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Andrew: “How many leaves does it take to get to the center of an arti…choke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t recall that one… coming back to hurt me later. I… it might have. I don’t, I mean… she… I don’t, I don’t keep… I don’t keep captain’s logs”

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Andrew: “I felt like such a wuss!”

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Andrew: “I hate… being a mess”

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Andrew: “I just wanted some wings!”

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Andrew: “I know!!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why! But, now, I’m just comparing homicide and suicide; which is, again, something I didn’t want to do on the show today”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly sampling new stuff”

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Andrew: “If you bring it up and you trap me, Luke; that’s on you”

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Andrew: “It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “It happened. It happened. It’s going to happen in June”

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Andrew: “It was all on the up-and-up”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings #2

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Andrew: “My sensibilities have changed a lot!”

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Andrew: “Now, with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Now… with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Pitching a terrible idea of turning TBTL into a podcast where they stuff in an hour of the Dan La Batard show with some TBTL-y stuff at the beginning and end

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Andrew: “So… I learned my lesson… I don’t order them anymore”

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Andrew: “Thank you kindly, ma’am”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious”

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Andrew: “We have the meats!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it doesn’t ever feel pleasurable to me. It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna say it… Canceled… Jackson Browne is canceled”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I do it, I don’t want you to know; and, I don’t want the listeners to know. And, (Really?) I apologize to you and the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shave it, man. It’s… (Yeah) it’s the Devil’s now… Shave it. Yeah”

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Luke: “Black coffee… Like a man! Thank you very much. I’ll take that”

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Luke: “Does that check out, does story check out… in your brain, Burbs?”

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Luke: “Holy… S!”

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Luke: “I just [sic] made me feel like a total piece of shit”

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Luke: “I just wanna… drag Jackson Browne all over the Internet”

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Luke: “I’m not like other guys, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s them against me”

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Luke: “Nub of chicken meat”

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Luke: “People wanna eat something that tastes good. What about something that burns your booty?”

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Luke: “Professor Pain-in-da-Ass’s Anal Angst… Butt Blazing Hot Sauce”

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Luke: Saying “Uhh! My butt hurts… my butt parts hurt real bad!” as Napoleon Dynamite

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “TBTL… now with less TBTL but more public radio-ier!”

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Luke: “That… voice is… deeply troubling to me”

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Luke: “We have lost our damn minds around here”

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Luke: “What… the actual”

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Luke: “Whoa!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flipping Andrew’s terrible idea around by starting TBTL off with the Dan La Batard show, have some TBTL material in the middle and sports talk radio to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “These all involve butt stuff. Why!?”

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Luke and Andrew: This was involuntary tongue slaughter. Right!”

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Andrew: “Baking soda? I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “I know! I mean, I know that you’re kidding, maybe. But… and, you generally don’t like to hurt my feelings”

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Andrew: “I must have numb leg”

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Andrew: “I, I don’t know. I’m in my head on this”

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Andrew: “I’ve probably told a thousand people in my life… what I do and that they shouldn’t listen; but, one person listened, and liked it!”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re creating a Mama’s boy”

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Andrew: “Often, I don’t… feel notifications. I must have numb leg. I don’t know what it is”

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Andrew: “Oh, great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I love friendly, strange cats. That’s so fun”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at me… Mister Who-Can-Read-a-Newspaper”

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Andrew: “See, this is where I, I wanna… not come off as just being a cranky old man yelling at kids these days”

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Andrew: “That is… a great moment in TBTL history”

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Andrew: “That’s me! I’m your buddy”

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Andrew: “We know what his face said. Did his mouth say anything?”

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Andrew: “Why is that pervert standing in the grocery store line not looking at his phone? What, what is he up to something? Is he trying to steal something? What’s going on with him?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ll be interested in following this sort of… micro…drama of emotions”

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Andrew: “Your voice then drops. Your voice then drops”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember, we’re bringing everything up today, we’re bringing everything up. I’m just joking. Ugh, my God… (Just kidding) Stressing me out! I’m just kidding!”

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Luke: “I feel like I’m doing her a major solid”

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Luke: “Mind… get ready to be blown”

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Luke: “Ooh, this shit be hittin’ different!”

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Luke: Playing his Otamatone to “Hooray for Hollywood!”

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Luke: “Please remember… to lose yourself to the music, the moment. You never wanna let it go… You only get one shot; do not miss your chance to blow… Et cetera, et cetera”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor, my eyes”

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Luke: “You’re… pump, pump, pumping it up… today”

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Luke: “You’ve done it again, Eminem!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s your dogological clock… Andrew? Ticking like a beast”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had the… urge to… Phooey. What was the exact context? Language”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke turned the volume up on the “Doogie Hower, M.D.” theme and Andrew quietly reading a listener e-mail

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Andrew: “Ahh, the worm as turned”

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Andrew: “Butt juice”

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Andrew: “Good for them. The human body is disgusting”

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Andrew: “Here me out”

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Andrew: “Huge… beautiful… sausages”

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Andrew: “I have gone from a man who showers too much to a man who showers too little”

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Andrew: “I legit had a dream about some of the tastiest looking sausages… I have ever seen”

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Andrew: “I would probably go into the kitchen… and maybe gobble on one of those things”

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Andrew: “I’m a… bar of soap man”

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Andrew: “It didn’t even occur to me how… this comes off as a… phallic joke”

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Andrew: “It is kind of related to something I was… thinking about talking… to you about on the show today, against my better judgment”

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Andrew: “It was disturbing!”

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Andrew: “It… is… way more disturbing than you would think”

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Andrew: “Like, why can’t I be smooth in my dreams? That’d be nice”

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Andrew: “Or, both! And, I have a feeling it’s gonna be both”

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Andrew: Singing the sax sting from the Night Court theme

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The human body is disgusting”

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Andrew: “The interesting thing about that statement is it makes no frigging sense, at all”

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Andrew: “This is where I belong, in the sausage area”

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Andrew: “We’ll see if I ever get to talk about… showering too little; and, whether or not you wanna hear about that”

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Andrew: “What a great dream!”

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Andrew: “What’s coming to play for me is: this is a dinner party where people have to bring towels so their butt juice doesn’t end up on the chairs!”

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Andrew: “Whatever that was, was… strictly for you”

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Andrew: “You see, I used to shower too much… Now, it’s not enough”

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Andrew: “You’re obsessed with being naked!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m Nina Totenberg-ing… the Dan La Batard (Yeah) show!”

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Andrew and Luke: “These sausages, Luke… Like, not to be extra (Oh, man) here… they looked really good in the dream”

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Luke: “Andrew… God bless, though. Thank you for being ride-or-die… over this”

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Luke: “Forked!”

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Luke: “I could also see… a seventy year old version of myself… where I’m kicking it at The Butt Hut”

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Luke: “I thought I was dirty ’til I met a man who had no shower”

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Luke: “It was the one thing, Andrew… that was checkmarked”

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Luke: “It’s naked o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Like, what’s, what’s north of a never-nude?”

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Luke: “Please wrap-up with the sausage”

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Luke: “Shut your mouth, Waze!”

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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt, somebody loved me”

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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt”

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Luke: “So, I’m going to steal my own thunder from Live Wire”

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Luke: “So… you’re never far from my… my heart… there, little buddy”

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Luke: “Table for one at The Butt Hut, please!”

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Luke: “The Butt Hut”

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Luke: “What just happened?”

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Luke: “Where I’m thinking f… I… I almost swore there”

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Luke: “Where… the flip… is the No-Chicken Noodle?”

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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme and Luke playing his Otamatone

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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme, Luke playing his Otamatone and saying “What just happened?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhhh… How are you doing over there, Frankenstein? Uhhh…. I hate it when the listeners are right. Me too!”

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