Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-10-21

Andrew: “And, I wanna be a good co-bro”

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Andrew: “Yeah! So, that should go well”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s phone fitness tracker was mocking him, probably

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Luke: “As I’m huffing and puffing down Northwest Avenue in Bellingham”

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Luke: “I’m Doctor… Arakaki”

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Luke: “We could’ve had Mahomes!”

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Luke: “WT-the-F, Pete?”

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Clips From TBTL #3014

Andrew: “Bakin’ soda. I got bakin’ soda”

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Andrew: “Beep… bop-bop, boo-doop… bo”

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Andrew: “If you become me, man… this podcast has no chance!”

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Andrew: “It makes you… think”

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Andrew: “Now that you say that, I, I didn’t put it together”

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Andrew: “Nudges for fudges”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! The garbage must smell like flowers there; that must be great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I see! You’re trying to rhyme with the end of the scat!”

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Andrew: “That should be me… That could be me!”

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Andrew: “The more you play drops of me at the beginning of the show, the closer you are… to… getting a new co-host, I suppose. So… it’s just shocking, it’s just shocking to hear myself… like that”

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Andrew: “The Nicole Kidman thing, I can’t figure out if… we… if we broke my brain that day”

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Andrew: “They picked up the garbage!”

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Andrew: “This is… almost certainly the wrong… place to take this”

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Andrew: “Well, this is a silly thing to say… but, I’ll say it”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing here?”

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Andrew: “Which, I hate the whole thing”

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Andrew: “Who is John English!?”

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Andrew: “Who is John Galt!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making a whistle sound and Luke saying “Oh yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is a bag of chips? Is that ‘Lie’s’ or ‘Lay’s’? Continue. Thank you”

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Luke: “Be-bop-bop-ba-da-boo”

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Luke: “BSME curious?”

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Luke: “Enhance. Enhance. Enhance”

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Luke: “Face it kid… it’s Scatman’s World”

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Luke: “It’s back, baby!”

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Luke: Singing “Be-bop-bop-ba-da-bo… Thank you for the dough!”

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Luke: “They may rip bongs before they, they rip the slopes”

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Luke: “What’s… diluvian? I guess that’s where we are right now. It’s a diluvian day… here in the Bay City”

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Luke and Andrew: “Above, as below, The Bone… Sent ya!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, yeah, folks… we’re back to this rotten stuff. (Sorry! I’m out of garbage talk!) Get ready”

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Luke and Andrew: “I do have a mole that, literally, goes in her mouth… (Oh…) if I hug her from a certain angle (god…damnit)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like ‘TBTL daddy;’ but, I love, ‘This is a nudge to pick up the fudge’ (No, we don’t call, we don’t call it that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it was the… scatting was just in the international language… the lingua franca of scat… That’s right”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a nudge… to pick up the fudge. No… no”

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Wayne Masterson: “One day, I had a few comments regarding your mole situation”

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Clips From McMillan Men #10

Andrew: “And, I’m just gonna be honest about this; and, I hope… that I’m wrong or I’m just too dumb”

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Andrew: “Did you see that, John!? My legs are like rubber! I wasn’t even trained how to do that!”

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Andrew: “Fuck Tom”

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Andrew: “Hello, smooth-faced podcast man”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay!”

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Luke: “He just seems to… fuck everything–you know, he has… the… you know, diarrhea touch”

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Luke: “How do I put this without it sounding, kind of… Islamophobic?”

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Luke: “I’m deadly serious Luke. Sitting over there is a person who brings together the best elements of… big, dark beard man and jiu-jitsu airport bro, he is Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Nothing happened here!”

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Luke: “Surely was a Sure Shot redemption”

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Luke: “Tom fuck right off!”

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Luke: “You did, motherfucker!”

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Clips From TBTL #3013

Andrew: “Ah, shoot. This is the worst”

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Andrew: “And then, I looked at that Squirt and I was, like, ‘Was it you!? Was it the Squirt? Was it the sugar in the Squirt that gave me this?'”

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Andrew: “And, I thought you were being a little extra”

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Andrew: “And, then, you just Fonzied it!”

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Andrew: “Aw, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, here’s the deal, Stu-bot”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey!”

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Andrew: “Follow the garbage!”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for asking if they were saying “assknobs” or “ass snobs”

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Andrew: “Gimme pizza!”

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Andrew: “Hmm?”

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Andrew: “I have a… short, gross story for you”

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Andrew: “I think I’m growing a unicorn horn right out of the center of my head!”

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Andrew: “I will exploit myself!”

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Andrew: “I’m a sentimental guy”

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Andrew: “I’m… you know… a special unicorn boy”

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Andrew: “Luke, by the way, totally Fonzied… a speaker before our… before our live show on the boat”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Singing “A long, long time ago”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the cute one”

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Andrew: “That’s one thing that I think is manageable for my broken brain”

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Andrew: “The South Paw Diet”

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Andrew: “Who could forget the great Squirt stories… of earlier this week?”

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Andrew: “You said something once that really stuck with me, that I wonder if I exaggerate in my brain too much”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was thinking about you when I was… (Thank you) growing my… Just wait for me to finish this sentence. Oh…”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Did I kill it right before your favorite part, Stu? You sure did”

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Luke: “Don’t Google ‘ass snob'”

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Luke: “Eff this!”

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke: “I wanna be nice here; because, there are fine, there are… fine people on both sides”

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Luke: “I was, like, ‘This speaker sounds kind of crunchy… There must be something crunchy in it'”

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Luke: “I will be submitting my resignation”

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Luke: “Ixnay… on the Adams Ray!!”

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Luke: “My… skin is doing a thing right now!”

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Luke: Saying “If you’ve written a song about the nuclear process of the Sun… you might be a Giant” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “All of me loves all of you”

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Luke: “Suck it, Apple Store”

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Luke: “Then, I look up and yell at the clouds and, then, I take a nap at 2 PM; because, I’m a very, very old… man”

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Luke: “We may need to simmer Stu up!”

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Luke: “Y’all just lost a customer”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you put me in the woods… (Mmm-hmm. Sure) and, I see that, I am shitting bricks! Excuse me, shitting rocks. Okay, thank you… Geez… We have kids who listen to this”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna talk about skin problems, you’ve come to the right forty-three year old man. I thought I might have”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re the king of the castle and I’m the dirty rascal. Crash into me. (Right) Crash into me (Exactly)”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, assknobs”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, Andrew”

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Clips From TBTL #3012

Andrew: “An assknob”

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Andrew: “And… David, if you are there on work, make sure… that you do stick to your work and work hard; otherwise, they will Dhaka your pay”

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Andrew: “But, guess what? It’s LA; it works!”

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Andrew: “I mean, that’s a motivated blob!”

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Andrew: “I’m in a, I’m in a, I’m in trouble here; this isn’t… Blursday related”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know, courageous!”

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Andrew: “Intelligence for Your Health. I’m, I told you… I’m more of a Connie Sellecca kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Is that wisdom? I don’t know if that’s wisdom”

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Andrew: “Lewd, crude and brewed”

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Andrew: “Mister Blursday Hard-ass”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I don’t think I’m as smart as the brainless blob”

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Andrew: “Portland, Oregon, aka… Bluff City, aka, The City of Subdued Blursdays”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Now I’m being triggered again”

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Andrew: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner #2

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Andrew: Singing along to the funky bass notes of the Blursday song

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Andrew: “Thank you for not introducing me as your own brainless blob”

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Andrew: “They say that the super blob showed incredible wisdom. Is that wisdom? I don’t know if that’s wisdom”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh, I could see this rearing its ugly head again”

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Andrew: “We kind of Blursday’d you both”

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Andrew: “We want you to just be courageous; but, clearly, you’re not”

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Andrew: “Whatever James Cameron… Go back into the ocean”

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Andrew: “You’ve been sitting on Marmaduke drops? What the heck!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Throw-Bacharach (Yeah!) Thursday”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a jerk… (Yeah) my friend! And, you’re overrated”

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Luke: “Here at the corner of Ninth and Couch Street”

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Luke: “How can it be more bananas than normal?”

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Luke: “I am not… crapping you… when I tell you that”

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Luke: “I do love me some Bacharach”

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Luke: “I hope people don’t have a throw-Bacharach your phone moment with this episode of the program”

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Luke: “I would ooga-chaka… ooga-chaka… love to”

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Luke: “Is it called the rink?”

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Luke: “James Cameron is actually the most unpleasant protein; that’s the irony”

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Luke: “No… shit… Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Okay. Come on, bro”

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Luke: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “They call it ‘Couch'”

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Luke: “This is where I leave you… fashion”

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Luke: “Throw-Bacharach Thursday”

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Luke: “Well, you know what? I take it back, Burt Bacharach. I take it Bacharach”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, that is just, that is award-winning… assknobbery. Right!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m waiting for… our audio engineer to isolate that; (Okay. Alright) and, then, I will play that to introduce myself… (Print that) in future programs. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks for the Top Story drop and Andrew plays a bike horn drop, which triggers Luke

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Clips From TBTL #3011: Part Two

Gus: Singing a song about Oops the Dirty Monster

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Listener: “Hey, Time Bandits… you’re listening to TBTL… from the past…  Shit just got real!”

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Luke: “Brown sugar-covered log”

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Luke: “Doesn’t sound like the Sally I’ve come to know”

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Luke: “Head to Bartell’s for some Squirt”

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Luke: “Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here”

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Luke: “Recocogy [ph]

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Luke: “Recoculous… Ecology”

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Luke: “Sally sounds like she takes this stuff… seriously down by the sea shore!”

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Luke: Singing “Recology”

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Luke: “Someone’s gonna be in some real trubs!”

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Luke: “Squirt craving”

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Luke: “Two different flavors of Squirt”

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Luke: “When we podcast, people listen”

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Luke: “You have dragged me, and the listeners, into this world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gus, I need you to write a song about a man crapping in an alley, though… now. No. Gus, (It would really bring it all together) Gus, Gus! Don’t–don’t… Jesus… Don’t do that to Gus”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna know what’s happening when the spaghetti and the Squirt collide in your stomach. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ohhh, you’re pregnant. We haven’t had sex. Cool, cool, cool (Cool, cool, cool)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Please remove your hat, Andrew. Oh, I’m sorry” while Taps is being played

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Luke and Andrew: “You’d Squirt Ruby Red… (Mmm-hmm) in a minute”

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