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Clips From TBTL #2978

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Andrew: “And, I feel like it’s taunting me”

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Andrew: “Do you guys want… just a little bit of insight into my life and what it’s like to work with Luke Burbank? This is a true story”

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Andrew: “I always forget what a ham he is”

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Andrew: “I am dying to see the expense report”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Well, can I ask a last, quick question to the natives here; because, this is my first time at the fair… I’m about to be set wild here”

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Andrew: “You’re a great hand-holder… I assume”

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Andrew and Brandi Brown: “Can I ask you a controversial question? Yes. How do you feel about Garfield?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold your applau–Oh, I see you are holding your applause. Okay, good. We’re all on the same page, then. Ha!”

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Brandi Brown: “I don’t know. I don’t want to tell journalists how to do their job; but, it’s often wrong”

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Brandi Brown: Imitating an electric guitar sound

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Luke: “Stuuuu!”

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Luke: “Suck this!!”

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Luke: “This is… TBTL episode number two-thousand, nine-hundred, and sixty-eight, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “You’re a site-specific extrovert”

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Luke and Andrew: “How old were you when you first held hands with a girl, Andrew? I’ll let you know when it happens, Luke”

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Steve Neuman: “You can take that attitude back to Puyallup with you, mister!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2977

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Andrew: “And… it is… a… thing!”

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Andrew: “Bur…boy?”

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Andrew: “But, I’m probably wrong”

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Andrew: “Do you have to sign up for Bonvoy to do that?”

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Andrew: “I know I just sound like a real cheapskate here”

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Andrew: “I’ll feed you in a second!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a monster! How are you using this?”

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Andrew: “If you wanted to talk about elder abuse, you should’ve called in yesterday when we were talking about milfoil!”

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Andrew: “Instances of awkwardness”

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Andrew: “Is December a big nookie month?”

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Andrew: Making a rapid fire sound

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Andrew: Saying “But, I will say, that I was very disappointed to find out when I checked into my room, here at the Marriott in… St. Paul… that I have to talk like this” in a funny cadence

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Andrew: Saying “I’m Andrew Walsh” in a nasally manner

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Andrew: “So, I don’t know how I got on the defecation part of it’

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to bite me”

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Andrew: “That’s nice”

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Andrew: “The crowd to get into the llama barn… was… thick!”

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Andrew: “The llama who mounts the world”

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Andrew: “This isn’t my Bonvoy rant; you’ll know when I’m doing it”

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Andrew: “To make a llamette, you gotta break a few legs?”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Use some, some sweet, sweet WiFi”

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Andrew: “Was December a month… when people were making a lot of whoopie?”

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Andrew: “You can tell I’m doing better; I called the conference by the right name, for a goddamn change”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bonvoy! Have fun storming the castle!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fred and Ethel. Mmm-hmm… Lucy and the other guy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is December a big nookie month? Ooh! Sorry. Ooh… Strike that from my vocabulary. I’m not using that one again”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re not even spooning during this podcast (No)”

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Luke: “¡Ay, Dios mío!”

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Luke: “And, they were just laughing their asses off with glee”

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Luke: “Big ol’ Burbs face’

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Luke: “Can God… can Bod… can God or Bod, as he’s known. I call him God the Bod”

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Luke: “Can he make me a remote control that I can stir drinks with?”

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Luke: “Double bad!”

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Luke: “Granillo, Granillo. Let’s call the whole thing off”

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Luke: “I have sketchy Hotmail accounts”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what, today’s Top Stories are gonna be… out of this world!”

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Luke: “Say ‘Bonvoy’ to high parking prices at the Bellingham Airport”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a bed bug?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Well, you know… my brand is strong”

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Luke: “What’s up, cold Shock’n… Tell the people what you mean. What you do you mean, what we mean. Tell ’em what we mean when we’re R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk”

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Luke: “Who bugs the fair bugs”

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Luke: “You make a llamette, you break a few llamas… What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, that minibar was already pillaged… (Yeah) It was pillaged when I got here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, for some reason, find that very shocking and, and pleasantly shocking. Can that… is that a sensation… that can happen: pleasantly shocking? Yes! Most definitely. I’ve had it before while making whoopie. Oh, God!”

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Clips From McMillan Men #4

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Andrew: “Attaché, attaché”

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Andrew: “I have no answers for you, Luke. You knew more than I did”

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Andrew: “Laxembourg [ph] Airport”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “No, that’s a crow outside the window. I got all kinds of squawky things around me”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! He used the word, ‘friend’!”

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Andrew: “That one didn’t trigger me”

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Luke: “Fuck you!!”

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Luke: “I knew about Luxembourg as a kid; because, it’s… it’s, it’s a, it’s an odd place”

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Luke: “If you come over to my house… you can catch me peeing… very flagrantly and very publicly all the time”

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Luke: “You gotta, kinda, handle… business down there. You’ve gotta put some things back in… in where they go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is a perfect description of how we… how we all do a bunch of shit that we know we probably shouldn’t do or… we should do less of. And, then, we just don’t. We just don’t do less of that shit. Yep”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2976

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Andrew: “Bon voy!”

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Andrew: “Can you make it rain harder?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Hunh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna rush you; but, I know that you’re an important man”

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Andrew: “I eat donuts like you for breakfast!”

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Andrew: “I Steve Bannon the shit out of it”

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Andrew: “I think we’re all, mentally and physically, in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “I will turn into a donut, boy!”

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Andrew: “Not taking the scat pill”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is a bunksh [ph]“

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Andrew: “Save it for the bon voy rant!”

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Andrew: “This seems familiar”

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Andrew: “Very unique. You never say ‘very unique,’ Walsh!”

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Andrew: “We can’t be donut men”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves (Men becoming wolves)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you need the Heimlich? Do you want to do that thing where you lay on the ground and I try to, like… Now, you ruined it for them! Now, they know you’re the big spoon!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry about that. I just kicked you… You know, so we’re… We’re spooning… by the way; if you guys don’t know”

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Luke: “And, I’m just… grossly stereotyping here”

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Luke: “Bird’s the word”

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Luke: “Can you make it fry harder?”

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Luke: “I’m happy to report that I have, as far as I know… yet to… pee in the dishwasher”

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Luke: “It’s so rinky-dink!”

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Luke: Saying “Which thing are we mad at right now?” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “In the arms of Orion… fly away from he–“

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Luke: Singing “Proliance Surgeons”

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Luke: “Welcome to… the new character called, ‘Basic Burbank'”

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Luke: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack!”

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Luke: “You may have unleashed a Kraken in me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack! So, tell me more about his whack taste interior”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go into battle with the El Ropo drop you have; (Wow) not, the El Ropo drop you want”

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Clips From TBTL #2975

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Andrew: “Alright, we’ll do it live”

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Andrew: “And, I know I had ‘grump face’ on”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to, like, ‘No, but’ this story”

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Andrew: “Buck… Dustwell”

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Andrew: “But, I just worry that I’m too fat!”

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Andrew: “Evoking a Swifty”

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Andrew: “Hello, Detroit! Hello, Baltimore!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have an amount of face-blindness”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you, Luke; I wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “I’m just thinking about breaded fish… I am kinda hungry”

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Andrew: “I’m the complete opposite. I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “In this edition of TBTL: American Icons”

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Andrew: “Little scat-chy”

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Andrew: “Or, Pubmlr… [ph] public radio… related dating site”

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Andrew: “Professor Difficult”

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Andrew: Saying “I got something to say!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yay!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This didn’t seem as cringey to me”

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Andrew: “Was she… in drag… as Taylor Swift?”

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Andrew: “Why the face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, we’ll do it live. Okay. Wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, also, can I just say something? I’ve been debating whether or not to say something on today’s show about this; and, I’m going to. Oh, wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I don’t… I don’t know (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Andrew Louis Walsh I’m mmm-medium on”

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Luke: “Bon voy, everybody!”

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Luke: “Chest Rockington”

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Luke: “He is Andrew–which one am I gonna go with, let’s do this one (I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet)–Walsh”

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Luke: “I know we’re getting off-talkities [ph]“

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Luke: “Octopodes”

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Luke: “Recedingly increasing?”

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Luke: Saying “Very, very drunk” in a Northern Irish accent

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind”

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind” #2

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Luke: “That poor, fucking crab. What are you doing, bro?”

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Luke: “The wickedly hirsute!”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke: “You know what? I gotta say ‘bon voy’ to my brain. You just blew it up”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke compared Andrew’s journey with the Bob Garfield lasagna joke with Andy Dufresne’s journey in The Shawshank Redemption

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Luke and Andrew: “She was a handsome woman; and… the men in the saloon had noticed it, or something. Stop, Luke. Yeah! Stop!”

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Clips From TBTL #2974

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Andrew: “But, I was freaked the fuck out. Sleep well, Luke”

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Andrew: “Even when I tell myself mentally, like, ‘Oh, it’s okay. I got this. This is no big deal;’ my body is like, ‘Do you? Do you got this, Andrew?'”

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Andrew: “I’m snaked out”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna start with rash talk; is that cool?”

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Andrew: “You’re welcome, Port Townsend!”

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Chris Gethard: Imitating a funny laugh

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Chris Gethard: “You don’t know what you’re talking about! You don’t know what you’re doing! You have to stop!”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: “And then, also, like, one time, a guy who called in just told me about four different times he pooped his pants. Like, it can be… anything. It can really be anything. It can really be whatever you want to make it, you know? Was that a good episode? It was great. One of my fav–We also had a guy, there’s one guy who called up to tell… Anything sound familiar with my voice?”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: Going off on illusionists, especially after one ate into TBTL’s stage time

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Luke: “Carey… this is my actual wife. What… what did I get wrong?”

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Luke: “Excited that we have a special guest coming by. Chris Gethard will be here… Or not, after that response! You guys may have just cost us a guest; and… I’ll never forgive you for that”

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Luke: “I have to tell you something, Andrew… I kind of… I sort of lied to you on the show, the other day, when I was talking about this snake”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got married here… like… I wanna say… I wanna say, it was, like, four years ago…ish… My wife is here somewhere. How, how long ago was it? How long ago was it? Six. Six years ago. Agree to disagree”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s sort of the canary in the coal mine, of your anxiety, right? It… it is”

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Luke and Chris Gethard: “We have brought you here to serve you with some papers… for… copyright violation. Okay. And, even worse, because you stole our ideas and did them much better… and more successfully”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: “Hello, Chris, welcome to TBTL… Thank you so much for having me. Sorry to sneak up on you like that. I feel like we started (I really thought you left; and, I was, like, ‘I get it. I get it actually’)”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: There’s a possibility that the Burbank Springs snake could cuddle up in bed while Luke and Carey are sleeping

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