Tag: Luke Burbank

Boris Johnsten: Message

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Listener Mike: “I am a large man… I’m a very large man… and, I use my dad voice… a lot”

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Luke: “Block ’em out, baby!”

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Luke: “Could we call it, ‘Foreign Pod-icy’?”

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Luke: “Fast food graveyard”

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Luke: “He is not some sort of platonic ideal of physicality”

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Luke: “I am the one who blocks!”

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Luke: “I’m Lucas with the lid off”

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Luke: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine”

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Luke: “TBluhxit [ph]“

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Luke: “That is Hospitaliano”

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Luke: “The real… BJ”

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Luke: “Where I fought this guy, who is dressed head to toe… in Boston Red Sox gear… or, was it Yankees gear? I dunno; those are the same teams in my mind, honestly… cuz, I hate both of them”

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Luke: “You… you should not be on the effing sidewalk’

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Luke: “You’re the only thing that gets me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody knows it’s ‘Yogurt YODO’… You only ‘gurt once!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have a Christ complex, Andrew; but, I feel like I have a Christ’s parents complex (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll edit this whole thing out. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go-gurt. You go-gurt!”

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Andrew: “Are you sure you don’t wanna start drinking again?”

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Andrew: “Bon voy-italiano!”

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Andrew: “Boom, boom, boom”

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Andrew: “But, now, I have to re-train my brain!”

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Andrew: “Get the vibe, get the vibe!”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Scott Walker and the guy from…”

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Andrew: “He is the dirty one”

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Andrew: “He’s, like, right behind me, zipping down, and just screams it at me in this really aggressive, real, I’m gonna say, asshole-y way; because, he’s what we would call… an asshole”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I drink your milkshake!”

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Andrew: “I was so filled with rage in that moment”

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Andrew: “I was… the manger!”

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Andrew: “I’ll ding ya for that one”

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Andrew: “I’m all words”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying we’re not dumb; or, certainly, I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “Luke was right, Andrew was wrong”

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Andrew: “Not not no”

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Andrew: “Okay, Luke. This is amazing!”

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Andrew: “Oooh! I’m excited and somewhat… excited”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “TBlexit”

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Andrew: “The real… B. Johnson”

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Andrew: “This is a call from… Captain Crunch!”

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Andrew: “Toothpaste for play!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, so bad!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh doesn’t like… people!”

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Andrew: “We are so proud of ourselves”

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Andrew: “What do you think I said? I, I mean, you know me so well now. I say the stupidest things”

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Andrew: “When you’re in Seattle, you don’t stay in hotels, Luke; you stay with me!”

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Andrew: “Why are you poking this bear with a short stick?”

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Andrew: “You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. Power of voodoo, hoodoo, you do. I do what? Remind me of the man!”

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Andrew: “You seem real polite!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding the show length, etc.

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Andrew and Luke: “If there had been a rock on the ground, there’s a chance I would have gone biblical… on his skull… (Wow! Whoa!)”

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Andrew: “And, it felt good, Luke”

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Andrew: “Episode number… four ninety-two… Andy Beggars [ph] is a Buttface”

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Andrew: “I send it over to the thing that’ll send it to your podcatchers; and, then, I send it over to the thing so you can listen to it online”

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Andrew: “It’s a wolf trap!”

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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Jank viral content”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “No, baby. No”

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Andrew: “Oh, I went there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s a good joke!”

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Andrew: “People are getting at me on Yammer!”

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Andrew: “People started Slacking at me”

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Andrew: “Your God isn’t as good as my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I disrespecting your joke investigation? Yes you are, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I also think it was a jank joke… Would you consider it a jank meme?”

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Luke: “I do some black ops stuff. I get wet”

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Luke: “Patented Burbank creative magic”

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Luke: “Poop goes in the toilet; but, I had an accident”

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Luke: “Prague Rock?”

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Luke: Singing “Hello, confidence… didn’t have enough money”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are any of these shows in existence anymore? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you, at any point, say ‘Diagnosis: Delicious’? Cuz, that is–you’re definitely channeling Dr. Hibbert at that point… That was not a real laugh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I weep for the Secret Skin listeners who are gonna get this episode… That’s legit laughter… No laugh track! Good joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “This song slaps so hard (So smooth)”

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Andrew: “#DankViralContent”

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Andrew: “A dank viral thing!”

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Andrew: “Do I say… candora funny?”

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Andrew: “Fri-yay; as, I’ll never say again”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t actually think of the word ‘meme’ for a second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe that’s more… producer servicing than listener servicing”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Can’t wait to rest these arms! Ugh! These arms are so tired; I gotta rest them!”

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Andrew: Saying “Let everybody get used to it” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Sir! Do not harass the box!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Some people go low; and, some people go high!”

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Andrew: “You do have to have a certain kind of… just… not… give-up-pedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! I think it’s the view of the mounds… Oh! God, look at that mound. Wow! There’s so many mounds! Man… they should this the Land of a Thousand Mounds”

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Luke: “Dank viral content?”

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Luke: “Do you think she stole this from my mom?”

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Luke: “Here’s what the baggage that I bring to these kinds of conversations”

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Luke: “I know that I said yesterday on the show… that I was go on down to Andrew’s house… and record today’s edition of the program… yesterday… But… the timing didn’t work out on that; so, I’m recording… today’s show… today! So, let that blow your mind for a minute”

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Luke: “I love centering myself in a story”

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Luke: “I was not gonna manspread. I was not gonna take possession of the armrest”

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Luke: “In all… candora”

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Luke: “Leave me the fuck alone!”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a text message being sent

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Luke: “Oh, man. You broke the plane, didn’t you, Andrew? Dang it!”

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Luke: “The Land of a Thousand Donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “If Burbs is gonna fly all the way out… to… (Yeah) Vienna, Virgnina… Burbs is gonna get on the radio, right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s some, it’s a meme-ish… (It’s a meme) thing. I actually couldn’t think of the word ‘meme’ for second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spellcheck doesn’t like ‘dank viral content’, as it were (Nobody does!!)”

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Andrew: “Felt weird coming outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “Go into the bathroom, push the green button… No, no, no! The red!”

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Andrew: “Hear ye… hear ye!”

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Andrew: “I want my SodaStream”

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Andrew: “I’m Steve Bannoning it up over here”

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Andrew: “One says… ‘Our Strongest’ and one says ‘Our Softest'”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you put ketchup on my hamburger please?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “When I’m on the throne”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew makes a pretty dark Passover spoof about the TBTL-a-Thon gifts

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Andrew and Luke: “Wonder if that will end up on a website anywhere… The man who said that was shirtless”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your wife’s new name is… Ten-nus. Is Ten! Ten!”

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Luke: “Airports are just… a place where wild shit happens… literally”

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Luke: “Feast your brains on this… doing the show… shirtless… today”

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Luke: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets?”

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Luke: “I care enough to lie”

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Luke: “I have no chest hair, okay?”

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Luke: “Look, not to drag Carey into this nightmare; but, let me put it this way”

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Luke: “New York City… baby”

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Luke: “Ol’… Poopy Hands Bill”

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Luke: “Rig-a-ma-dig-a-ma-role”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a living” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “Seattle, Washington, baby”

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Luke: “Skid-a-ma-rink-a-dink-a-rig-a-ma-role-a-roo?”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets? Okay. That’s the show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bring wet wipes with me now… I know that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it from a listener who is going to remain anonymous? It is indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the bidets… (Not bad!) Archie?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yep! That’s the announcement guys… Andrew’s leaving the program… because, he made an… Passover ref… an unnecessary and, frankly, offensive Passover reference. I don’t know what’s wrong with me”

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Andrew: “I like… doing it”

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Andrew: “I’ve just given up on my looks”

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Andrew: “Jesus”

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Andrew: Singing “Good morning, Lucas”

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Andrew: “Well, you know… chickens died for that”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with us?”

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Andrew: “Yep, not for me. Nope… skip it… Nope”

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Luke: “Apparently, I said the wrong… number yesterday; which, touched off a fire storm on Twitter”

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Luke: “Give’m [sic] me one meat carrot, please”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a problem”

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Luke: “I get the feeling that… that… if there’s one room that gets a good hosing down… Wow. Everything I say sounds… not like I intended to say”

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Luke: “I think it… really gives us a chance, Andrew, to touch the listeners”

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Luke: “I will, instead… activate this sounder; which, means, it’s time for Top Stories… This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “I’m a little torqued up about this”

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Luke: “I’m more of a… long white guy, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s episode two-thousand, nine-hundred… and forty-seven, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Nespress Yourself”

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Luke: “This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “Yep! Yup!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lot going on here. What!? Are you serious?”

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