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Clips From TBTL #2732

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Andrew: “And then, I just… turned off my phone and cried for a while”

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Andrew: “And, that… boggles… my mind grapes”

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Andrew: “Big day! Big day”

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Andrew: “But, there is some bad shit on here too”

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Andrew: “Do you think, ever in our life, there will be a Browns/Seahawks Super Bowl… And, if so, are we gonna explode?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man!”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know this song; and, I don’t wanna listen to anymore of it”

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Andrew: “I may be making this up”

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Andrew: “I think it’s gonna be an absolute garbage game”

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Andrew: “Left Shark just doing Left Shark’s own thing”

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Andrew: Making crunching sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Think about it. It’s everything that football lovers… love”

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Andrew: “Where’s your buzzer sound? Where’s my buzzer sound?”

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Andrew: “Yeah! No! You know, me and Lizard King, man, we’re like this… I mean, the Lizard King, man!”

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Luke: “Ba-dow!! Guess who’s still here? Me!”

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Luke: “Fuck you!”

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Luke: “I’m a 12!!”

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Luke: “Rock Lobster!”

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Luke: Saying “I came up with ‘Better ingredients. Better pizza'” as John Schnatter

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Luke: Saying “What will be another… epic show” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Screw it… It’s, it’s… it’s football o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Where are the gummy worms!?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2731

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Andrew: “But, if you want a podcast to listen to while you’re cleaning… and, you wanna hear a couple of… doofuses talking about cleaning; Hannah is not a doofus”

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Andrew: “Did I not drink enough to remember this?”

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Andrew: “Enhance, enhance”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Here’s… something that I got, my friend”

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Andrew: “How have I never heard of that?”

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Andrew: “I ain’t fancy”

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Andrew: “I am, I’m cruising for a real bruising”

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Andrew: “I got five fingers on each hand; but, I wouldn’t cut any of them off”

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Andrew: “J’accuse!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Oh… great!”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m not an anti-carb guy; but, that is like, I like meat, right?”

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Andrew: “Luke… I’m known for a lot of things… Remembering things is not one of them”

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Andrew: “Man. Four-twenty! Love it!”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m gonna be looking… looking, digging around in there, grabbing the big stem”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just promoting everything!”

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Andrew: “Oh, G–I thought a ‘Million Miler’ meant that he had sex on airplanes. I’m sorry. I was confused for part of that”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Ohio: First in Fraud!”

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Andrew: Saying “Four-twenty!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds like a… you know, just like a… recipe for a… farty afternoon. Excuse my language”

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Andrew: “That’s a funny joke!”

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Andrew: “That’s the good drop! Who’s that kiddo?”

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Andrew: “This already sounds like a Burbank story to me”

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Andrew: “Thought you were gonna say… that you allowed Andrew to join the show. I was like, ‘That… fair, but hurtful'”

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Andrew: “Was it a bad joke; or, was it just not TBTL-necessarily-appropriate?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know how many of these have been made; but, Jay says only one! (Jay!! Jay! How many of these have been made?)”

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Luke: “A nude horse is a rude horse!”

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Luke: “Ah, look at this broccoli stem… sitting over there thinking it’s… thinking it’s cool… You got roasted”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to rub this in anyone’s face”

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Luke: “I’ve been… leaving the… booze juice alone”

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Luke: “¡La layende… [ph] de borracho frío!”

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Luke: “Shit!!”

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Luke: Singing “I say pitocin… and, I say potassium”

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Luke: “We got the real one here!!”

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Luke: “You hear that Ru-dog? I don’t anymore argument about it, okay? I am the cute one”

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Luke and Andrew: “A nude Andrew is a rude Andrew! (Oh, that’s for damn sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Born in Zanesville, Ohio, Andrew! Oh, there you go… first in fraud. Ohio: First in Fraud!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Jay! What is that? Jay says it’s a fucking tuna! (Jay, what is that…)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No!” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s… that’s… that’s some Twilight Zone shit, (Yes) right? (Yes)”

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Clips From TBTL #2730: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “For… absolutely no reason that I can understand… our kicker… just shut down like a broken android”

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Andrew: “Fucking altitude”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to explain it; and, I know that I sound like a broken record. You can make a mon… please don’t, you can make a montage of me saying this… after… almost every single Browns game”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Maybe it’s in our brain”

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Andrew: “I’m super-serving my Wassells”

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Andrew: “It’s not about losing, it’s about never giving up. That’s the spirit of the Cleveland Browns”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s the freaking pre-season. Gonna have me some fun”

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Andrew: “That is a terrible sound!”

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Andrew: “That… is a beautiful story. That is my new favorite story”

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Andrew: “You… think that you would get used to losing”

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Luke: “I promise, these are not just gonna be… bitch-fests every week for me”

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Luke: “I think Gronk smashed a few times”

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Luke: “I would play that slot machine, Ass in the Jackpot”

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Luke: “I’m not even mad at the guy… I’m not even mad at him”

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Luke: “Thanks to all you ghosts out there… who are yelling at–and it’s not helping us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I… fucking hate that team… (Yeah) everything they stand for; (Yeah) and their fans… Peace and love”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! Drink up that bass with your ears. What is going on with that file!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2730

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Andrew: “Butterfinger!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna know that kind of stuff!”

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Andrew: “I think it’s just best to let go and let Lucy”

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Andrew: “I’m not nutso… Great”

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Andrew: “It’s not, like, salacious or scandal; and, nobody’s penis is involved”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! It’s a worknight for me!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! We have different definitions of ‘wake ’em up'”

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Andrew: “There’s no way that, after just sitting here… in my juices, behind the computer, for eight hours, or whatever I’m doing”

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Andrew: “This is so serious, they can’t even me what it is, man!”

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Andrew: “This is the show where I stay really behind the headlines; and, then, I catch up on the show. What other podcast is gonna do that?”

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Andrew: “Wait, who let the dog leave? Who?”

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Andrew: Whispering “I told you I didn’t have much!”

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Andrew: “You know… I may be in a little bit of trouble here, I’m not sure”

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Luke: “And, the thing that tears mawwiages [ph] apart… in the UK… according to a recent survey… Fortnite!”

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Luke: “I’m really the Koch Brothers of not wanting to drop a deuce next to some rando’s feet”

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Luke: “Nah, bro… Sorry… we can’t go with you on this”

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Luke: “Oh! Something salacious!”

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Luke: “This is so sad”

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Luke: “Well, I guess also… that’s the next sound effect that fires… is… the drum roll… from the Sound Machine that… our friend… Phamdemort sent us”

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Luke: “When Daddy gets home… then you’re gonna get a spankin’!”

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Luke: “You just wanna go to… where the wings are, and the beer, and the sports, and, like, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, you know what… my mouth shouldn’t write checks that my brain can’t cash (Right)”

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Clips From TBTL #2729: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Alexa, play HBO”

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Luke: “Check your privilege”

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Luke: “Coming to you, as mentioned… from… the… B… B… wait… B.S…B.C… The Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Don’t… tempt me!!”

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Luke: “Goddamnit… I was asleep”

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Luke: “Good news… Ipswich!!”

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Luke: “Ha-ha. Funny Luke”

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Luke: “I don’t care who knows”

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Luke: “I have no good reason why I’m feeling discombobulated today”

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Luke: “I’m a radical isotope you don’t want bouncing around the universe angry at you”

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Luke: “It is gonna frigging chill you… to your core”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like, that’s just bullshit!”

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Luke: “Maybe this is Andrew”

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Luke: “Oh… hey. What are you doing here?”

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Luke: “Pillory for Prison… Twenty-Seventeen”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “You have trouble… titling podcasts when you’re nervous!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “The Magic Christian of drops”

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Luke: “The, the plaintive cry… of an Adam Duritz”

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Luke: “Would you rob a construction site with those goddamn kids who are singing that!?”

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Luke: “You know what… I’ll… Fine… Let’s do this”

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Luke: “You know what… I’ll… Fine… Let’s do this… Intrude away, thoughts”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you know what I mean. It’s, like, well intentioned… and… a lot to hear… Yeah, it is… Kinda like a typical episode of TBTL. Yeah, I know! How did we get here?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was biting into a strawberry; but, it was an onion. Yeah… right”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, the message is, ‘Trust your fears’. Trust your, trust your fears. Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s Luke Burbank… Poop-slash-Auctioneer Detective? Poop-diddy-scoop-doop”

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Clips From TBTL #2728

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Andrew: “Am I forgetting anything? I feel like it’s Friday. Did we do anything wrong? Are we just done now?”

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Andrew: “Andrew! What’s going on!? Where’s Luke? I thought you guys were gonna… all be together in Seattle today to reveal the big Song of the Summer winner… What is happening, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “But, didn’t seem super, kind of, rape-y to me”

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Andrew: “But, don’t, don’t… betray, don’t betray the answer with your eyes yet. Look away! Dav–David, look away from me”

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Andrew: “Did you get busy in that Burger King bathroom?”

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Andrew: “Every time I listen to lyrics, I get burnt!”

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Andrew: “Get thee away from me”

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Andrew: “He is known in my house… as my actual fake brother”

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Andrew: “I love hearing people just geek out about shit!”

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Andrew: “I’m an old and I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I’m surprised you even let me in your house!”

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Andrew: “My brain can’t flip like that right now”

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Andrew: “Oh, crap!”

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Andrew: “Oh… it means ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’. Power out means ‘Hello!’ and ‘Goodbye!'”

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Andrew: Saying “Double-whipped… latte… with soy?” in a drawn out, funny manner

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Andrew: “Sir, we know how phones work. I don’t think you do!!”

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Andrew: “Turn off your mic!”

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Andrew: “Well, this isn’t the way it was supposed to happen!”

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Andrew: “What is happening, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “You never forget your first time”

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Andrew: “Zoopty-Doo, Look How Drugged Out Our Muppets Are”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “At first, there were sixteen!! In the beginning!”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Hey, it’s David from the Basement! How are you doing? Hey there, fake hermano”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Obviously, I have a bit of a Jim Carrey… whatever… blockage myself. Ooh, God! Could I have all the words! If I’m gonna use a word… (A clot?) a word that doesn’t even make sense, did I have to go with ‘blockage’?”

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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: Andrew tries to interpret lyrics to a song and gets burnt by it

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David Burbank: “I’m not very rootable, am I?”

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David Burbank: “No. See, I’m a, I’m a man of many words; and, none of those words count”

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David Burbank: “Oh, Andrew”

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David Burbank: “Oh, Leo? Classic Leo… Classic Leo… Oh, man. That dude is such a jabroni”

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Luke: “¡Ay, Chihuahua!”

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Luke: “All of my base… are belong… to… Sea-Tac Airport”

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Luke: “All you have to do is close your eyes and just reach out your hand… and touch me… Hold me close. Don’t… ev…er… let… me… go!”

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Luke: “I have to pee so bad! I’m doing a jig in the parking lot”

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Luke: “I’m a man of few words, Andrew; but, those words will be uttered… from a rented Nissan… and, it’s leaving the Avis parking lot at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport”

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Luke: “I’m good for at least a week!”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody stop reclining your airplane seat!” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: Saying “What’s going on with Twitch?” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: “That’s amazingly bad planning”

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Luke: “That’s some bullshit!”

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Luke: “Vindicated!!!”

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Luke: “You understand… there’s a podcast that needs me… right now!”

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