Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “A jolly old man and everybody should be loving my shit”

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Andrew: “And, the truth of the matter is… No!”

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Andrew: “Are, are we in, are we in fun times now?”

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Andrew: “Can I play some tape? I don’t know why I’m doing this at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “Hey! Nice dress”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “It’s just an old… man, stupid shit thing to say”

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Andrew: “Just another technical foul for Walsh here”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I love that!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Why do I keep on… saying stuff like this today?”

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Andrew: “Question mark, exclamation point. Question mark, exclamation point”

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Andrew: “Quick reminder; cuz, it’s always fun to start a Blursday segment… with… finger-wagging and rules-reminding”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, you guys should be going the other way!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sharon, get your priorities straight!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s a really charming story”

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Andrew: “They’re not making shit, man!”

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Andrew: “Very quickly, only cuz I was stumbling and fumbling about”

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Andrew: “Wait a second. Don’t do this to yourself”

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Andrew: “Well, I have some really disturbing news for you”

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Andrew: “You know, it is a word”

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Andrew: “You’re looking for something. I know that sound. I know that hesitation… That’s not you trying to think of something to say; that’s you looking for audio”

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Luke: “Don’t get… cocky”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Cleveland!”

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Luke: “Get off my back, Hayes!!”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Give me the Cleve-deets”

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Luke: “Hey, can we play the next neutral game in Portland?”

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Luke: “Holy S!!”

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Luke: “I don’t have the self-control to be left… alone… with a giant container of, of mixed nuts”

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Luke: “I’m regretting saying this even before I’ve said it”

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Luke: “‘It’s better to have loved than lost’ I’m like, ‘Eff that!'”

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Luke: “Just Googling… good… and bad… nuts… for dogs”

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Luke: “My parents… were… you know… were short on cash and long on children”

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Luke: “Not to take it back to Amway-town”

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Luke: “Oh, man. This is not gonna end well. Stop it, Luke. Don’t do it. What are you doing? Why are you going this?”

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Luke: Saying “Why is everyone so sad?” in an obnoxious manner

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday! Happy Blursday! You’ll never be happy again”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s getting cut in half like a woman in a magic show! Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “And, that’s the end of my story”

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Andrew: “Are you… shitting me?”

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Andrew: Barking

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Andrew: “Could you guys talk about Browns rock songs some more?”

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Andrew: “Dog pound!”

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Andrew: Giggling funny

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Andrew: Giggling funny #2

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Andrew: Giggling funny and saying “That’s so creepy when I try to do a child’s laugh. That’s awful”

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Andrew: “God! What am I doing? I’m just getting dumber… I’m literally getting dumber by the day… That’s not how I’m supposed to be going through this life”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. I just had a weird thought… Kinda weird. Not weird. Actually, probably more of a thought that’s… a bad way to start the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that… imprints on you like it imprints on me”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I’m just about to describe… the feeling of being smug; I hope that’s not it”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at us… rich people… I didn’t know we were so… rich”

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Andrew: “Okay; but, it’s… jazz”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God. I can’t even podcast like this”

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Andrew: Singing “Dog pound! Dog pound!”

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Andrew: “That… as you can imagine… drove my brain… insane”

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Andrew: “The Browns are a really good team!”

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Andrew: “You don’t… mess around with the Illuminati! You don’t joke about that!”

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Andrew: “You’re racist against yourself!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, what is (Yeah) wrong with us!?”

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Luke: “I’ll stop that right now”

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Luke: “I’m telling you, man. You think things aren’t related. You don’t believe in synchronicity, bro”

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Luke: “It was rough, McGruff”

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Luke: “Maybe he was… loud and proud about this”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your… well-hydrated host (Hello, everyone!)”

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Luke: “Oh my gosh. That’s… I mean, that’s… that’s borderline erotic”

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Luke: “Okay. Let me just… take a sip of… creative juice… It’s not code for… alcohol”

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Luke: “Self-loathe much?”

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Luke: Singing “Take a molly like communion” and making a chicken clucking sound

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Luke: “Yah, yah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know this is incredibly specific… maybe too loud and definitely too specific (Mmm-hmm)”

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Listener Lonnie (sp?) recorded a new TBTL voicemail line jingle song as a voicemail message

Listener Lonnie: TBTL Voicemail Line Jingle

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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m just gonna sound like… kind of an, like an… old man”

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Andrew: Annoyed Sigh

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Andrew: “But, then again, I’m not on Facebook anymore; so, I don’t give a shit. I’m gonna say what I want”

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Andrew: “Come on. Give me something… Smash my mouth… Sorry… that was gross”

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Andrew: “Coo-coo-cooing”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I thought I did everything right”

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Andrew: “I, I didn’t write down any show titles, damnit!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be great tomorrow! Just sharp… as a knife!”

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Andrew: “I’m very proud of my work. Can you tell?”

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Andrew: “It’s pretty gross when you think about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s turn this into a PSA for listeners… and calling into radio shows and podcasts”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s just kinda shitty at that point”

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Andrew: Melodic “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no! I said blue wire!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Really!?”

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Andrew: Singing ‘Come back! Come back real loud!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Twenty-four hours in an airplane is a long time… no matter how many warm nuts you get”

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Andrew: Whispering “Come on. Give me something… Smash my mouth”

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Andrew: Whispering “Smash my mouth”

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Andrew: “Why are these not all drops?”

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Andrew: “Why do I feel like shit?”

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Andrew: “Why do I feel like shit? I thought I did everything right”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I had the volume down”

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Luke: “If you are walking around… with your AirPods in… having all kinds of phone conversations; and, you think it’s just… sunshine and lollipops for the person on the other end, it’s not”

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Luke: “Like… I kept making these… I kept… losing at deals and I don’t wanna make a deal anymore”

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Luke: “Mind your business!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah, you just won a trip around the world. It’s all first class!”

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Luke: “So, I turned my Compy down”

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Luke: “We got ourselves a good ol’ fashion TBTL!”

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Luke: “Well, no shit, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Yeah! Take the AirPods out… That’s rude!”

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Luke: “You can’t even print it out, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: Swimming pool filed with self-hatred

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Luke and Andrew: “We got ourselves a good ol’ fashion TBTL! I came here to do two things… (Yeah) Top Stories… and fill pools with my depression (Self-hate)”

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Andrew: “Hello, my co-brog”

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Andrew: “Here come old flat-top, he come groovin’ up slowly… He got ju-ju eyebulls–eyeballs”

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Andrew: “I already love this”

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Andrew: “It’s… babbly and kind of pointless”

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Andrew: “Nobody knows I’m a nerd. Turns out, here’s a lesson you learn… Everybody always knows you’re a nerd if you’re a nerd”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… What’s wrong with us?”

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Andrew: “Pardon me… Ooh! Now, I’m burping… burping and talking, talking and burping… So gross”

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Andrew: “Really? Well, don’t, don’t blame me. I voted for Kang”

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Andrew: “Really got a loosey-goosey feel to the show today”

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Andrew: “Scoop-diddy-poop-poop… whoop!”

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Andrew: Singing the first bit of The Beatles’ “Come Together”

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Andrew: “That was just me… trying to retell your story. I hope that didn’t come off as gross”

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Andrew: Whispering “What is going on?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Yeah…” to the Bossa Nova Hold Music

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Andrew: “Whomp, whomp”

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Andrew: “Wow! I don’t get that reference at all”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do have my food handling permit now, Luke; so, if you ever need me to handle your food (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll just go home and… make a… make a homemade burrito with pickles… Ooh… I’d eat that right now. I know. You’re so hungry! I keep on testing you on that”

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Luke: “Don’t do it, Luke… Shut it down… Stop it… Don’t do it… Okay, I’m gonna do it for one minute”

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Luke: “I’m feeling pumped. I’m feeling jazzed. I’m feeling excited”

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Luke: “Let the robot do what the robot do”

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Luke: “Thanks, Obamunists”

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Luke: “Those are two great tastes that taste horrible together”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cassandras can be Cassandras; but… Cassandras can never be (Right) Cassandras. That’s true”

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Andrew: “Can I tap in for some questions?”

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Andrew: “I have nothing funny to say; cuz, I was just looking up prisons online”

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Andrew: “I, I, I entered into a world of tater tots… and French dips; and, I’ll tell you what, I never wanna leave the world ever again”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just… torturing people… with the robot talk”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! I need to go back”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “What a great job for… a really grumpy man”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I’m gonna take the… the Tater Tot Express right to heaven”

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Andrew and Luke: Brother-in-law, bro-in-lo and brog-in-log

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Luke: “Dirty Dick’s Tapioca Center!”

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Luke: “Don’t tell me they’ve got one that’s a piece of pizza!”

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Luke: “From the offices of Slibel and Lander”

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Luke: “Kiki ‘Don’t call me K-Lo” Lolo”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting “Taps”

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Luke: “Now is the time for the air… airing of the grievances”

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Luke: “Oh, God. That’s disgusting”

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You call that a morning show?” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You call that tort reform?” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: “Slibel and lander”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, Stu! Yeah… Thanks a lot”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Dude… you’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “Fugget it. Fugget it!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit! This is awesome! Congratulations, guys!”

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Andrew: “How could I say no to that?”

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Andrew: “I always get people asking me if I’m okay… if I’m okay, Annie”

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Andrew: “I think it’s probably less about you being dead inside”

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Andrew: “I, I hesitate to… bring this up; because… it’s so… embarrassing… I’m such a bad person! I’m such a bad person”

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Andrew: “I’m being very… ‘No, but’ with that answer”

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Andrew: “It’s driving me nuts!”

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Andrew: “My brain is just breaking”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait! Are you Luke Burbank, professional drinker? I’ve read about you”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, I ran out of music! I was gonna swell. It was gonna be professional” and sighing

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Andrew: “Something really frosts my balls”

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Andrew: “That was the most TBTL set up for a conversation I’ve ever heard in my life”

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Andrew: “The call was coming from inside my house”

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Andrew: “Think about the Kikis”

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Andrew: “Think about the Kikis… Think about the Kiki Lolos”

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Andrew: “This is art!!”

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Andrew: “This is badass shit, man!”

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Andrew: “We never… ever, ever… give them what they want”

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Andrew: “Why don’t I ever get in the newspaper!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke was making groaning sounds while Andrew was talking

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Luke: “And, because for some… cockamamie reason”

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Luke: Describing his bowl of pho without noodles, loaded with vegetables and Sriracha

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Luke: “Good vans don’t grow on trees”

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Luke: Growling

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mike… hook a guy up!”

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Luke: Singing “Chances are”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a mean one, Frosty Mike!”

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Luke: Singing Game of Cats

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Luke: “That’s… bassist… interruptus!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know you’re not gonna like this part of the story (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke set up a conversation in the most TBTL way possible

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Luke and Andrew: “You playing this in honor of my dad? I am… He’s a… sexy, soulful guy, your dad”

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