Andrew: “But, like, I’m just a fidgeter!”
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Andrew: “Chhhk-shh! That’s the sound of a beer opening… Bloop! That’s the sound of the XBOX going on… Chshhhhh! That’s the sound of Madden… 2018… firing up”
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Andrew: “I hate waking up”
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Andrew: “I’m a very lazy person”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to make an argument”
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Andrew: “Two… Three, four, f…ive… six, seven, eight, nine, ten… Eleven. Twelve”
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Andrew: “We need to push it down”
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Andrew: “Wow. I’m way off course here”
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Andrew and Luke: “How are we not on the radio? I don’t know. How are we not on the radio in 1986? I know… How are we not hosting the Buzzard Morning Show?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have looked everywhere (Yes) a reasonable mind would look; now… (Yes) I have to get inside… of the brain (Yeah) of Crazy Andy. What did Crazy Andy maybe do?”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s not the only one who can do acoustic sound effects and if Andrew doesn’t want clips of him saying weird things, stop saying weird things
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Ooh… Someone got the Blursday bomb” as Luke played a bomb sound effect
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Andrew and Luke: “Without even thinking about it; just, like, open somebody’s glovebox. Which, is a very… I mean, you don’t do that. Like… who knows what… that’s a private space for them (That’s where I keep my gloves!) Right. Oh my God. My very private gloves (Why all the gloves?)”
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Luke: “Happy Blursday bombs!”
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Luke: “I don’t know if you’ve ever done this. You’re, I think you’re much less of a scatterbrain than I am”
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Luke: “Okay. Let’s drop another Blursday bomb on this, Andrew”
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Luke: “Prepare the morning!”
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Luke: “So good!!”
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Luke: “Thanks for listening. Thank you for being part of TBTL… Go bagels! Or, go home”
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Luke and Andrew: “I love it when they call me Big Poppa… Yet, you hate it when I call you, ‘Daddy’! I don’t get this! What is with you? (I know. Life is full of irony) I can’t. I just want… tell me what I can and cannot say”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think the hot dog hat looks great, (Yes!) I will mention; (Awesome) but, when I wear it, it points directly at my boobs. Which… is, I don’t even understand… from an anatomy standpoint, how that’s happening; but, it is. And, I find that embarrassing”
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Luke and Andrew: “If I’m texting you, what it’s basically doing is… talking to my phone… talking to my laptop… You talking to my laptalk about my phone talk? (Oh, great)”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to start an unreasonable search during unreasonable times (Yeah. Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke and Andrew making air horn sounds and Luke saying “Remix” while a song is being played
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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying something funny and acts like he did it by himself and is the reason why he had ghosted on meetings
Luke and Andrew: Luke playing a clip of Andrew saying “Meow! I wanna be petted! Meow! I wanna be in there! Meow! Why are you closing the door on me?” and Andrew thinks Luke had help with that
Luke and Andrew: “Until then… Go bagels, or go home… And, please remember: No mountain to tall… and, go eat a bagel”
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