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Clips From TBTL #2690

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Andrew: “Also, by the way, I was a smoker at this time, and a heavy smoker”

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Andrew: Blowing into his microphone to mimic wind noise

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Andrew: “Clever with a Caravan”

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Andrew: “Don’t drive like my co-host!”

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Andrew: “Hey, kids listening right now… don’t do drugs… But, if you want some, I can sell them to you”

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Andrew: “I think I was a project”

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Andrew: “I wanted a hippie van”

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Andrew: “Just drive, drive, drive”

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Andrew: “Like, I was just a big, hippie, weirdo kind of guy”

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Andrew: “So, I made my own homemade colander. It does, it actually, it… Describing it now, it sounds more like prison”

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Andrew: “The funny thing was, so, I had… long hair; but, I had, like, long… poofy hair. Like, it was about down to my shoulders; but, my hair, when I had hair, was really long and curly and poofy”

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Andrew: “Yay, I survived!”

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Andrew: “You would walk in my room, it didn’t smell bad to me; but, it just must have smelled like freon and cigarettes, like, constantly. Cuz, all I did in there was sit in there and drink and smoke and blast the air conditioning unit”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got on the podcast because he had a mixer and got the nickname Andrew “Diamond” Walsh

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotta have another baby! Exactly!”

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Camaro Kev: “Being clever with a Caravan. That’s cool”

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Camaro Kev: Singing something

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Camaro Kev: “You were so cool, man”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Additional car talk after the outro song faded out

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Luke: “So… at some point, we’re not there yet; but, we’re gonna get a little punchy, a little woozy”

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Luke: “That was your shot. That was your chance to blow?”

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Luke: “Well, that smell can only mean… we’re at the end… of this Tuesday edition of the TBTL… summer shows… spectacular? Car-tacular? Is that what it is?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your first day of prison, you go up to the toughest guy and ask him if he thinks Janeane Garofalo is hot… Cute! Cute… and smart”

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Clips From TBTL #2689

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Andrew: “Actually, you know what? I have an idea… Hold on, I’m gonna see if I can call Genevieve and she tell you herself what she told me”

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Andrew: “And, I wonder; like, Luke, you drive my ass around all the time”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to list them all? Since Luke isn’t here, I can just use my whole two minutes listing RXBAR flavors”

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Andrew: “Hey! Good news! For me, anyway”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think protein bars were for me… RXBAR came a-knockin’… I went a-chompin'”

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Andrew: “I like R.E.M.; but, it is, just like, the, the… whitest, whiniest shit. And, I like it; but, like, man!”

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Andrew: “I love me some mixed berry, love me some blueberry”

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Andrew: “I’m just… pounding… the door with my fist!”

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Andrew: Singing “Nightswimming!”

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Andrew: “What is RXBAR, you’re asking me? Why you asking me that? Who are you!? Haven’t we already had this conversation?”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: Laughing

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “You and I… we’re a couple of young, cool people, Vieves… Alright (Yeah! Just passing for young and cool)”

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Camaro Kev: “Shoulda crimped it, bro”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Hello? Hey, Vieves… it’s me. I’m actually in the middle of an Everlane… ad, right now, for TBTL”

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Luke: “Alright. Well, on that note… we better wrap up this edition of car stereo talk”

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Luke: “I thought I was a pretty big deal down at the cracker factory”

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Luke: “My attention span is so destroyed at this point”

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Luke: “This is just a view into my, kind of… my scheming brain, okay?”

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Luke: “This was not interesting then; and, it’s… less interesting now”

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Luke: “Welcome to the roof”

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Luke: “Well, hello there, everybody… From… the deck… just outside the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Welcome to… day one of the TBTL summer special programs”

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Luke and Andrew: “I call it more of a ‘groof’… It’s more of a, it’s more of a ‘roof'”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “The very first car I had was a Honda Civic… That was actually a pretty straightforward… transaction… (What color was that one?) Shit brown… like, poop emoji brown”

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Clips From TBTL #2688: Part Two

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Luke: “And, he joins us… from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, for as long… as his tongue… will allow it”

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Luke: “And, I don’t wanna get weird”

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Luke: “And, in, in just over twenty-four hours from now, you’re gonna try to be on KIRO Radio… ringing everybody’s Belle… with your tongue injured”

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Luke: “Are you serious, my friend?”

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Luke: “But, guess what it is… bruh”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Don’t come at me for a Raitt-off, okay? Unless, if you wanna get schooled”

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Luke: “Don’t get cocky, Tuff Shed!”

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Luke: “How did nobody die… when a… lava rock… that could’ve been palmed by Michael Jordan… dropped through the… the, the, the canopy of the boat, into the middle of where the people were sitting on the boat. How does that not kill people? That’s insane!”

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Luke: “I don’t have much to say on this, other than, ‘Holy shit!'”

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Luke: “I don’t know… This is one of those days. We may get to Top Stories, we may not”

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Luke: “I feel like I never want to talk about your tongue… this way… because, it’s starting to… starting to be oddly arousing”

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Luke: “I have refashioned him, in my mind, into this, just like… a real catty bitch”

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Luke: “I love having joints cracked”

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Luke: “I was a very sheltered kid”

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Luke: “I was so afraid of the witch!”

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Luke: “I was starting to tell Carey the story… and, then, I said, ‘You know what… just listen to TBTL.’ And, she said, ‘Nope!’ She goes, ‘I saw the title of the show when it came into my phone; and, I was just like, ‘Not today, Satan””

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Luke: “I’ve put their business out there. I’ve put their name in my Twitter mouth”

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Luke: “Is there something you’re not telling me!!?”

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Luke: “It’s not like my rib was hanging out… it was just… slightly… it was seated slightly incorrectly”

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Luke: “Lurnk wishes you a happy lursday”

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Luke: “My song is just apropos of… nada mucho”

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Luke: “No news; which is, good gnus”

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Luke: “Now you know what you sound like. You could submit this tape to Ron for his review… I mean, should we just call it? Should you, should you… should you… put that tongue back on the shelf? I feel like I never want to talk about your tongue… this way… because, it’s starting to… starting to be oddly arousing. But, I mean, should you just fold that tongue up and go home?”

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Luke: “Oooo, okay. Hold up there, buddy”

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Luke: “Please… can we keep these things firewalled? Can we keep them siloed? (Who is my daddy? And, what does he do?) Can we not have Peter Sagal know that there’s something called, ‘TBTL Daddies’?”

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Luke: Saying “She can’t take much more!” as Scotty from Star Trek

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Luke: Saying “She’s about to surrender like a monkey!” as Scotty from Star Trek

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Luke: “Should you just fold that tongue up and go home?”

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Luke: “Should you… put that tongue back on the shelf?”

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Luke: Singing “On the Great Space Coaster… Get on board!”

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Luke: “That’s… dark!”

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Luke: “This is a plan that only somebody as… as, as unrealistic as… me… would hatch. Like, this sounds like my move, not your move”

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Luke: “What are you, Luke Burbank!?”

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Luke: “When I got to the chiropractor… I was like, ‘Oh, yeah. I’m Rich’s neighbor.’ And, he said, ‘There’s no, we don’t know anyone named Rich. Did you imagine this person?’ I’m like, ‘No. He’s real!!!'”

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Luke: “Ya bit!”

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Luke: “You get a podcast! You get a tongue surgery! You get a dislocated rib! That would be, like, the weirdest episode of Oprah ever”

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Clips From TBTL #2688: Part One

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Andrew: “Because, I don’t like to be hollered at”

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Andrew: “Between my druggy brain and my broken tongue, I feel like I didn’t really bring it”

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Andrew: “Blood makes the tongue grow”

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Andrew: “How bad do I sound, man?”

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Andrew: “I am, I am butchered in there right now, man. Not to be gross about it”

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Andrew: “I think I sound really jacked up and I’m nervous; because, I agreed, a long time ago, to do Ring My Belle tomorrow”

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Andrew: “I’m a little disappointed in you… I would say”

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Andrew: “I’m feeling kinda, I’m feeling pretty loopy… I wish it made me a better host. I think it’s just actually making me a worse host though”

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Andrew: “I’ve come a long way, baby”

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Andrew: “In fact, I was like kind of a… like kind of a conservative little shit”

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Andrew: “It was just like the bullshit of flying these days”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” as Captain Jean Luc Picard

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Andrew: “That’s like a Blursday Blowout like we’ve never seen… I don’t know if she can handle it, Captain”

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Andrew: “Ugh! I can’t stand the sound of my voice”

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Andrew: “Yeah, these cells are actually leaning in kind of the wrong direction, as far as that’s concerned. I don’t know exactly what that means… Still not cancerous, but a little bit more worrisome”

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Andrew: “You got dirty knobs”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I think that must be cuz he heard… heard me over the phone. Like, I can hear myself in the headphones right now. I sound like a different person… I have a speech impediment. I don’t think… I don’t think it’s as pronounced… as… you think it is”

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Andrew and Luke: “By… Friday afternoon, I gotta sound somewhat normal again. And, by the way, I’m also on the books to do full Ron and Don shows on Monday and Tuesday… And, I figured, well… What are you, Luke Burbank!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am working on some poetry, though, while I am high (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Was that you in the closet? That’s me in the spotlight (Is that you in the spot…light?) Yeah. That’s right”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, what’s going on with your tongue? Let’s talk about that. How’s your tongue doing? My tongue!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes in the wrong direction again by calling Andrew’s tongue “supple”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, and we gotta do Blursdays; which, I will read… (Yeah) to rest, your, your beautiful tongue”

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Clips From TBTL #2687

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David Burbank: “Hell, yeah! You know it”

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David Burbank: “I like to go to… Planet Zebulon and, and… and get into the movie theater”

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David Burbank: “Oh, what the heck!?”

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David Burbank: “One foot in the podcart”

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David Burbank: “Screw that. I hate social movie goers”

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David Burbank: Singing “There’s a right way to rock; and, a right way to roll” in a funny manner

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David Burbank: Singing a portion of a Diplo song

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David Burbank and Luke: “And, when you’re me and you get… really stoned before it, you get absorbed by the film… (Oh. We’ve gone from not talking about it to just a regular Cheech and Chong movie. What the heck!?)”

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David Burbank and Luke: David singing “Something to lean on” and Luke saying “Oh, yeah, yeah… yeah”

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Luke: “Andrew’s tongue is still under construction”

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Luke: “Easy, bullshit artist”

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Luke: “God bless”

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Luke: “He is gonna give it a go… we’re just gonna see how long that tongue holds out… Sounds dirty when I say it that way”

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Luke: “Is this just… some heated basketball shit?”

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Luke: Luke doing his own take on the DFTB drop

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Luke: “Nah”

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Luke: “Oh, you… you wanna do this? I’m calling the cops, mother-effer!”

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Luke: Saying “Hotel… Transylvania” with a Vlad the Impaler spin

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Luke: Singing a portion of a Diplo song in a funny manner

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Luke: “To be dynamic, you have to be specific”

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Luke: “Walsh just came out as being high as balls”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What the heck!?”

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Luke: “Who got the Red Vines wet!?”

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Luke and David Burbank: “Forget–adult movies are done… Adult movies are over… (Mmm-hmm) And, I don’t mean adult films”

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Luke and David Burbank: “No, you’re supposed to do the Quip ad right now. Oh, shoot. Okay. Well, I need a Quip toothbrush first. I need to stop borrowing yours… That explains a lot!”

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Clips From TBTL #2686

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Thank you. I’m so excited to be here!” and making air horn sounds

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Kristina Lopez: “Well, are you a precious sleeper, Luke?”

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Kristina Lopez: “Yes, I’ve listened to your show; and, I’ve listened to the end of the show”

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Luke: “And, Beck is just such a crazy person”

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Luke: “And… because… Andrew ‘Wassup’ Walsh… is still out… for… for… tongue remodeling”

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Luke: “Aw, bummer, dude. You’re… you’re Little Joey on the team of guys who all have these… thunderously phallic nicknames”

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Luke: “Don’t try to fool these people, Wiehebrink!”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy. Are you coming in here or what, dude?”

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Luke: “I know the listeners are like, ‘Oh, please… let’s have a long show about Major League Baseball. That is why we turn to TBTL'”

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Luke: “I know your game!”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s bananas”

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Luke: Insantity

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Luke: “It is… the most… abso-ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Jean, Jean the Hitting Machine”

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Luke: “Jean, Jean… the MVP Machine”

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Luke: “Nailed it!”

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Luke: Saying “America’s toughest prisons where… you know… where all of the… you know, where… if you turn your back, someone will… stab a shiv in you!” as a TV voice-over guy

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Luke: Saying “How sweet it is!” as Rick Rizzs

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Luke: Singing “I wouldn’t do you like that… Zankou Chicken”

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Luke: “The Mariners used to have the most phallicly nicknamed team”

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Luke: “Uhhh!!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!!”

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: Kristina forgot to say “And, good luck to all” after Luke said “No mountain too tall” to close out the show

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: “Which makes… no… (No sense) effing… sense”

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