Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And again, I’m not a Juggalo”

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Andrew: “C-can’t talk! C-can’t talk.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank. How does this day find you?”

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Andrew: “‘Hi, Guys’ I already messed it up. It said, ‘Hey, Guys'”

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Andrew: “I’d like to think that you warged into Adam Felber”

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Andrew: “I’m already geared up… Pardon me”

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Andrew: “If somebody is, you know, dealing with this type of… malady, again… to use that word. If you’re, hey… if you’re playing a drinking game at hime, take a drink every time I say, ‘malady'”

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Andrew: “Is that–Oh my God! Is that why you texted me last night and… ask me if Master Splinter is mad at me?”

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Andrew: “Laser baldness hair plugs”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it somewhat charming sloppiness that makes TBTL, TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Nah, nah, it’s good. I work really hard.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, those PDs have no idea what’s coming out of the air (??)“

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Andrew: One possible way of trying to get a public radio program director to play the TBTL Halloween special

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Andrew: “This all grumpy old man shit, right?”

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Andrew: “Two-Oh-Six. Four-One-Four. Eight-Two-Eight-Five. That spells TBTL”

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Andrew: “Who Let The Poops Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?”

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Andrew: “Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I receive way more butt-dials from you than actual phone calls. Do you know that? Yes. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘I’ll spare the gruesome details; but, I did have to leave me undies on the floor, as there was no trash can. After…’ Shout out to sponsor, MeUndies. Don’t anybody tell them about this story.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just call. Don’t worry, we’re not gonna, we’re not gonna embarrass you. Well, I (No) might. We… we… we might embarrass ourselves, but that’s kind of our schtick.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This show’s weird isn’t it? I’m being weird. I don’t know why I’m (Everything okay?) being so weird today.”

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Andrew: “Cheese and crackers!!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, what kind of beer do we like?”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”

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Andrew: “How do you feel about adding… explosive? Just like a light explosive?”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub. Let’s just face it. But… schlub no more with Five Four Club.”

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Andrew: “I’m having a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. My brain isn’t working right.”

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Andrew: “I’m with you, buddy”

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Andrew: “Is this… too disturbing to put on the tape?”

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Andrew: “It’s extra bold. You can’t handle it!”

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Andrew: “Now, it actually does cover my face. It’s an honest-to-God b–face hider now.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That, which loses the Song of the Summer cannot lose the Song of the Summer again”

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Andrew: “That’s not the right word”

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Andrew: “That’s not the right word. I’m trying to be high and mighty; and, I literally can’t even think of the word I’m looking for.”

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Andrew: “When you see what it actually is… it’s just a fucked up stop sign. Like, I’m not even joking!”

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Andrew: “You know that. I had five hot dogs in front of you this weekend.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Despocito-rolled Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “Looking’s for free. Touching will cost ya. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Quick update on that picnic, if you don’t mind. You had mentioned, it’s the twenty-ace… [ph] it’s the 28th, next Thursday. It’s the, it’s the 31st; but, you’re… Oh, shit-snacks! The 28th is a Monday… Wow.”

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Luke: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Luke: “Do not, do not.. Please do not Burbank… Do not Burbank a Burbank.”

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Luke: “Hey, ya! Sweet… big boy. Hey, ya.”

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Luke: “It’s north of a Jon Snow; but, south of a Father John Misty”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Which persist. Nevertheless! They persisted.”

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Luke: “Wow. Kind of looks like the moon. Amazing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you still seeing Dr. Nick Riviera? Yeah. Yeah. No. Good. He’s in my network.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you’re gonna be… dinking and… You’re gonna bleepin’ and bloopin’ around with this show for the next (Mmm-hmm) two hours”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, right after it, there was another mountain that was a different color. Which, started… right after the solar eclipse searches started to go down. And, that search term was, ‘Why do my eyes hurt?’ Oh… Oh, no. That wasn’t just a meme? That wasn’t just a joke?”

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Andrew: “Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Andrew: “God! Does the moon look cocky to you?”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… listen… I met Rudy. She was not a pink dog. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I crashed into anything”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be blind”

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Andrew: “I kind of keep on thinking about the podcast; and, I keep on forgetting about the sun disappearing”

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Andrew: “I’m not ready to just Calvin off the side of the boat”

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Andrew: “Knock on… wooden boat”

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Andrew: “Meanwhile, I’ll be evacuating something myself… wondering if we’re gonna survive the eclipse”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I got a voicemail from my husband… on boat day”

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Andrew: “Rudy seems ridiculously chill, man!”

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Andrew: Singing “Turn around”

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Andrew: “Sun’s still gone”

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Andrew: “That seal… has probably heard more bullshit podcasts. People riding on their boats be like, ‘Hey, I have an idea. Let’s go podcast from a boat.'”

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Andrew: “This is the happiest I’ve seen Luke all day!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, fire up the old podcart machine… in a little bit, as the sun gets closer to exploding; or, whatever is going to happen. Thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asked if Luke was still distracted by the destroyed planter box, but Luke sort of forgot about it

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Andrew and Luke: “How much is that planter… just going to… eat at your brain this entire day? Umm… a lot.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t bring a stadium pail. I don’t know what the plan is if I have to go to the bathroom. Just right off the side of the boat, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do see a bunch of boats up there; but, they look like tall boats. Their grace and splendor? Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, Luke… we’re in a boat; but, we’re… on land. What’s going on here? Are we doing this right? I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “We could be at the bottom of the sea, you know. Your, your concerns are much more about us actually surviving this. I’m just worried about getting in trouble; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You backed the boat into the slip. Is that the right term? Uh, no; but, okay. Hey… I’m the one who’s culturally nautical”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re my ride home, dude! (I know) Could you just save your eyes until I get on that bus?”

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Luke: Accidentally destroyed a planter box while towing his boat and saying “Umm, and so… Shit!”

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Luke: “Daddy gotta get that other thirteen percent”

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Luke: “I believe in Jesus! Holy shit, dude!”

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Luke: “I completely taco’d this planter… box that we have”

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Luke: “I don’t really have a Plan B”

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Luke: “I have to pee”

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Luke: Leaving a voicemail message for Carey regarding destroying a planter box

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Luke: “This is special! This is special!!”

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Luke: “Well, here we go… from a Toyota 4Runner… pulling a boat… that recently, completely destroyed a planter box… at my house”

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Luke: “Yeah, dude! We’re golden!”

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Luke and Andrew: Boat sitrep and not quite correctly explaining bow, stern, port and starboard

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Luke and Andrew: Bonus material at the end of the show

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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t want to… go to Oregon today; and, and I thought, well… No offense, Oregon. Yeah, peace and love.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… please refer to me as Captain Daddy. Alright. Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke futzed with his eclipse glasses, which came off for a moment, causing Luke to look directly at the sun

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, look, there’s a seal right there. Oh! We’re… next to a seal!! Don’t look directly at the sun!”

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Luke and Andrew: Putting on their eclipse glasses and seeing the eclipse start

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Luke and Andrew: “So, when I say… that the battery is working means we’re okay; it just means that we’ve made it to the next level… of this video game called, ‘Life’. When’s the next eclipse?”

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Andrew: “But, he doesn’t sound hep, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Did you hear that, Ashley? My swag. Mine.”

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Andrew: “I hate to diagnose people… but, he kind of looks like a dick”

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Andrew: “I know you were on a party bus yesterday. Are you even in the right mindset to be doing this show right now? Or, are you… do you just want to be hanging out with all of your drunk public radio floozies there at the PRPD? I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Saying “Master Parker” with a Boston accent

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Andrew: Saying “This has been out here the whole time?” in a funny manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing a few notes to the Doogie Howser M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright, Mr. Walsh”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go, here we do”

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Luke: “Alright, Professor Park Dome”

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Luke: “By the way, I LOL’d”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “I’m not even a lawyer!!!”

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Luke: “May God have mercy on your soul”

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Luke: Saying “Sir, would you like some yogurt… while you’re enjoying yourself?” as an English butler

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Luke: Singing “Every Sunday is like Christmas”

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Luke: Singing “Take it on down to local town”

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Luke: Singing “With Twix and wine”

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Luke: “Thank you very mucho”

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Luke: “That is… like a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference… of a thing that wasn’t funny in the first place. So, what just happened… where…”

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Luke: “Yes, I’m wearing a laser balding helmet as I do this”

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Luke: “You know how we do in public radio”

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Luke: “You… have to be forking kidding me”

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Luke: “You’re not as good as me, see?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although… as a fellow Albanian, I feel like I have a unique view into his… mindset. He’s mentally Albanian. And, we know our show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renée, I love you. Ya from around the way. Kathleen, Megan, Terry, Michelle, I love you. You supported TBTL. Whoa! Ho! (Kind of) Not bad! (Sort of)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all… this magical fairy… was a woman. (So) Oh, really? Hmm. Hmm. Think it shows us where your brain’s at, buddy.”

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