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Clips From TBTL #2441: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Are you ready to Rockenbach!?”

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Andrew: “Aww, yeah. It’s like a League of Their Own. Love that movie. Great movie. Really great movie. Ah… you got Madonna in there. You got, uh…”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna go on a podcast and say… secrets that may or may not be true… that could potentially besmirch him”

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Andrew: “I’ll allow it; but, you better be going somewhere, Counselor.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably in the wrong for even bringing that up”

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Andrew: “I’m sure your mom wasn’t like, bro-ing down with Bart and the gang”

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Andrew: “It looks like you’re trying to cook a burger. Can I help?”

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Andrew: “It seems like you’re wasting an ‘I’; but, okay.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No! God! New content!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh my God. I can lip-sync along with it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Shit, what are we gonna… By the way, once we get passed the 90 minute mark, I just swear like crazy. What are we gonna call the top four?”

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Andrew: Saying “Chris Thompson” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “A patent means you can’t copy it”

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Andrew: Singing “It ain’t easy”

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Andrew: Singing “Lotta people”

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Andrew: Singing “Who’s got time?”

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Andrew: “Some scandalous network called FOX was coming to… our TV box”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Turning away new listeners since Andrew started”

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Andrew: “What’s up Doc?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve, I’ve said too much. I’ve said too much.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s mixed reaction to Luke spoofing that IMDB stands for “Internet Movie Data Bean”

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Andrew and Luke: “Heh, heh, heh, heh… Yeah, got League of Their Own on last night. Course, I watched it! God! Seen that movie. Great movie! Great movie. Seen it… at least forty times. Great movie. Great movie. Lori Petty. Dumps like trucks. Geena Davis. Someone’s on IMDB! Of, of course, Tom Han–Even got, you got Madonna in there! Even got Madon–Great movie. Great movie. Just fantastic.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a meme architect! Yes, you are.”

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Andrew and Luke: “In the same way we have Linh Pham, our listener who’s… doing an amazing… quixotic job (Yes!) of listening to this show everyday, breaking apart, pulling… He’s tilting at pod-mills. Yes! Let’s name the show that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke singing “Ja!” while Andrew is talking

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Andrew and Luke: “No, are you kidding me? Yep. Why? Uh, branding.”

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Andrew and Luke: Random guy reciting “Thong Song” lyrics and Luke jumping in towards the end

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Clips From TBTL #2440: Luke and Carey Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And… even though he’s been filling in as the host of the show, he doesn’t think he’s better than anyone else, except… me. He thinks he’s better than me now. Maybe because he is.”

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Luke: “Because”

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Luke: “Boom! Roasted.”

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Luke: “Hola, friendos. It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped atcha”

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Luke: “I don’t know. What the hell is ‘Hodag’?”

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Luke: “I’m your host… Luke Burbank!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “Oh, well, you’re gonna use Scott Simon to speak on it!?”

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Luke: “People are not gonna like Krang”

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Luke: Singing “Baby”

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Luke: Still a little rusty after coming back from vacation and got the show number wrong, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Technically, a balloon could do damage, in the sense that it would just blow your mind, and be awesome”

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Luke: “To, to generally depend on NPR’s pronuncers, [sic] pronouncers because… Think about the irony of mispronouncing the word pronouncer”

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Luke: “Two out of three Burbanks can’t be wrong! Rudy. Is it Tan-ya or Tahn-ya?”

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Luke: “What are you wooking at? What!? That’s a… that doesn’t even make sense.”

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Luke: “You don’t… effing understand the position you put me in when you choose door number two”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spoofs on a man from Superior, Wisconsin who thinks he’s better than everyone

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Luke and Andrew: “CanYouBelieveLukeIsBald.tv? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was considering writing down ‘Ass Gasket Fatigue’ as a… Nope! …show title. No… I just saved your ink. Now, I’m writing down, ‘Save Your Ink’ as show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a little Krang inside of him

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Luke and Andrew: “My vacation by the numbers: I went six days… without a shower… (Why!!?) not including swimming. Why!!? Well… because…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you also shower twice a day. On a bad day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about Tanya Tucker? I just thought it was Tanya Tucker. Oh… Oh, Andrew. Really!? It’s not Tanya Tucker? Are you sure? Let me… just call my wife… Really? (She would know) ‘Really?’ I’m calling my wife or ‘Really?’ to it’s Tanya Tucker. Really to both.”

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Discussing the pronunciation of Tanya Tucker’s first name

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Clips From TBTL #2440: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Because, Andrew… understands… Luke”

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Andrew: “But, the thing is, when you’re gone, I gotta be present, man”

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Andrew: “God, I’m already ruining this show.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Huh! Just gonna do that, huh?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why Andrew… Andrew annoys himself when he speaks in the third person. I’ll tell you that much.”

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Andrew: “Let me get to the point here.”

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Andrew: “Let me get to the point here. God, I’m already ruining this show.”

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Andrew: “Okay. Sure.”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “Sounds like I’m being a drama queen”

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Andrew: “Went to the bowling alley. Bowled some. Pulled some tabs. Pulled some muscles.”

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Andrew: “What’s going on? Did we just hit the end?”

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Andrew: “Why!!?”

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Andrew: “Why!!?” #2

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Andrew: “You can’t handle the inconvenience of this truth!”

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Andrew: “You guys are gallants [sic] and not goofuses [ph]“

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Andrew: “You’re right… they do think they’re better than everyone else”

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Andrew: “You’re the best!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Dean-vere? Dean-vere, Colorado (Oh!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke asks if a French Dip is like a regular dip but with more tongue

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh God, we gotta, (Yeah!) we got one-sixteenth (Yeah!) of a gurgle in there too, it (That’s right) sounds like. That’s absolutely right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2435

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Andrew: “And thus, we begin week two of Luke Burbank’s vacation”

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Andrew: “But you know what? Fuck it.”

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Andrew: “Go Mariners!”

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Andrew: “He’s so random!”

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Andrew: “Hey, ya guys got real quiet over there! You don’t have any songs!!?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you don’t have any dances!? Do one more dance for us! We think it’s really cute when you dance!”

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Andrew: “Is impressed the word I’m looking for?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s just hope that… he’s not filling… old soda bottles with anything”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, just those opening chords!”

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Andrew: Singing “José, José, José”

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Andrew: “That was so tortured. That was so tortured. Me working that tape into the intro. I worked so hard to make that smooth, and I totally failed. But, that’s okay.”

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Andrew: “They’re whoopin’ and hollerin'”

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Andrew: “Today is the first day of the second week of Luke’s vacation”

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Andrew: Trilling “Brrrrrrrrrrrr”

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Andrew: “Uhh, that makes sense”

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Andrew: “We don’t have to rival for Luke’s attention here… er, compete for his attention here”

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Andrew: “What are you, five years old!?”

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Andrew: “Why ya not loud now!!!?”

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Andrew: “You came in my office and then you left right away; because, you said it smelled bad. I’ve been sitting in here, just kind of stewing in my own juices; and, probably, if I’m being a hundred percent honest, not really thinking about… whether or not, I was passing gas.”

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Andrew: “You see what I have to work with here”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “I’m calling it a stadium. Is it a stadium? It’s a field. It’s a field. It’s a field. (It’s a field) It’s not a stadium. (I mean) Should we start over? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. Go on, do that again. Just kidding, that’s fine.”

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Andy Hurst: “Fake news”

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Andy Hurst: “I took the day off work to come smell your farts”

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Andy Hurst: “It was a little juicy”

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Andy Hurst: “Uhh, what?”
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Andy Hurst and Andrew: “I let the cats out. Who did? (It was me) Who? Who? (It was me) Who?”

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Carey Burbank: “Aw, geez”

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Carey Burbank: “Green Teeth? Old Green Teeth?”

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Carey Burbank: “I am dying laughing right now”

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Carey Burbank: “So… I might have done something, dot dot dot”

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Luke: “Green Teeth McBaldy speaking”

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Luke: “How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke: “Well, great. Now they know I’m bald.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hello! Uh, Burbank, it’s Walsh and Ders. It’s the Walsh and Ders Show, actually. We’ve done some rebranding. How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke, Andrew and Andy Hurst: Reacting to Luke starting to use Tom’s of Maine toothpaste

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Clips From TBTL #2429

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Andrew: “Good Lord”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool. That was… disgusting.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Slow down.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the ‘Princess and the Pea’ when it comes to using a public toilet like that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “My guess is you’re in a rolling fart locker there”

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Andrew: “No, no! That, that is okay.”

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Andrew: “Okay, a lot of things wrong here”

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Andrew: Saying “I gotta shave the whole thing off now” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, you can tell, I gotta a lot of real problems in my life”

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Andrew: “We’re in Gross Town now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no, you got… what’s his name… Mario on the mound. You got Luigi… out in center field. It’s all the regular Mariners. The team’s managed by a Koopa Trooper [sic]“

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Luke: “Also, I had had… conservatively one bottle of wine at this point”

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Luke: “Chelananigans”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke: “How did the artificial sweeteners get in the swimming pools? Take a wild guess. Somebody ingested it… and then relieved themselves in the pool”

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Luke: “I would say I have… some regrats… on how it turned out”

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Luke: “This party is gonna be on the hook!”

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Luke: “Wait a minute”

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Luke and Andrew: “It just cycles a completely pristine, brand new sleeve of Visqueen over the seat… that nobody (I hate them) else has touched. How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “That was… disgusting”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would be like the ‘Soylent Green is people’ (Right!) moment of my life. Oh my God!”

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