Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, in the dark, I think I was just gobbling this up”

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Andrew: “Bun your bald spot?”

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Andrew: “But, then you were wrong! But, no, you were mistaken.”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Huh?”

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Andrew: “I just… didn’t have anything to tell you about my Thursday, and that came out”

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Andrew: “I love this so much and I hate to be the adult in the room; but…”

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Andrew: “I think we, I think we kind of turned the up heat on the frog in this one, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “I, I just stumbled on a… very… disconcerting website”

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Andrew: “I’m three minutes into the show and I already… am trying to figure how I can edit that out; and, I realize I can’t edit that out now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like that… blew… my… mind”

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Andrew: “Mike… has it going on!”

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Andrew: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’!”

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Andrew: “So… you’re actually not the villain anymore”

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Andrew: “Ughhh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’! I love it. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This, this story… is just the ultimate Luke Burbank story. It happened… Ha!!!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Four score and seven buns ago”

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Luke: “Ha!!!”

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Luke: “I wish you could see my arms right now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… a name for my fear of cottons balls. It’s called… sidonglobophobia”

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Luke: “Twelve year old Luke Burbank would have just been shitting himself over this”

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Luke: “Who did what to me with a cotton ball?”

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Luke: “Wow!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, it’s more like a pull-back and tie into a bun situation. Bun your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Low T for the Tillerman? That’s a good show title. (Oh…) Yeah! That’s it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke may have deleted a year’s worth of e-mails to get his TBTL e-mail under the limit

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Luke and Andrew: “One does not just walk into Mordor and put on a man-bun on… Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “That guy was singing like Elvis!! (Seriously?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, this has really gotten the nose up on the grossness factor of today’s show. (No, I know)”

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Andrew: “A belt! A belt!”

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Andrew: “Ahh, it was you all along!”

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Andrew: “As an idiot who doesn’t know who Ed Sheeran is”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn it!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Mom jeans all day. Why you mad, though?”

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Andrew: “No, don’t go in that dark closet!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I see what you did there Game of Thrones. I like it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s dumb!”

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Andrew: “Sounds… rough for your family”

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Andrew: “That was a little bit torture porny for her”

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Andrew: “Those guys don’t care about balding!”

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Andrew: “We were trying to give a put up, and we ended giving a put down”

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Andrew: “Wow. Off to a good, off to a good start, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Yelling at the crowd!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know anything about this business you call, ‘Show’, Luke (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “She does think she’s better than everybody else! I know!!”

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Luke: “And now, the Bay Kitty. The Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “And, it’s all downhill from there. I promise you”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m a numbskull and… mostly intoxicated when I’m watching the show”

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Luke: “For the… love of Mike”

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Luke: “Give me… a major brark”

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Luke: “I do what anyone would do in this situation: I threw a New Yorker magazine at the cat”

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Luke: “I kinda dig it. Even though, I don’t wanna kinda dig it”

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Luke: “I know I start every show talking about it. I’m sorry. It’s in lieu of us having young, human children, we… talk about our young, animal children”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh, fuck yeah!”

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Luke: “Run. Don’t walk.”

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Luke: Saying “I was living in there! And, I only had two more payments!” as Gil Gunderson

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Luke: Saying “Oh hi, listeners!” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Saying “You’re, you’re bald. And that… man-bun isn’t fooling anyone” as The Hound

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Luke: “Slide, slide, ugh!! Slide, slide, ugh!”

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Luke: “This is a random and… probably grody thought”

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Luke: “Uhh… Let’s see here. I’m, I’m finding it. I’m getting it. I’m getting there.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you serious? Yeah, but I’m not the smartest.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll never not hear, ‘Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow’ (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, Tens! Geez”

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Luke: “Are you… crapping me!?”

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Luke: “But, I like to go to the downstairs, faraway one when I need to… you know… drop a Duke’s or a double Duke’s”

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Luke: “Ca-caw, ca-caw”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Describing what it was like to interact with two puppets and two puppeteers

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Luke: “Holy shit, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m King Shit of Turd Mountain”

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Luke: “I’m seeing so many birds and owls!”

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Luke: “I’m that predictable, huh?”

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Luke: “It… looks… amazing”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Andrew Walsh! Dude. We have so much still to do, and you have to go!”

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Luke: “Or, two-thousand, four-hundred and twenty-six times… for those of you scoring along at home”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I have two boats and a swimming pool”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I’m gonna go out there and I’m just gonna weed the shit out of this yard”

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Luke: Saying “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here” as Kermit the Frog

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Luke: “Uncle Luke, what’s going on in there?”

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Luke: “Wait, what!?!?”

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Luke: “You’re a well known ‘ello ‘ead”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fucking Jean Segura. (I know) Hell, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am feeling… so fine today, Andrew. (Yeah?) So fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Making “Raven” Sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about this… you were, you were running low on your stock of stock. That’s, that is true. I was out of stock stock.”

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Andrew: “And, it is… disconcerting… to the say the least!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “From Beep”

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Andrew: “Hey you, get outta here!! What do you think you’re doin’!?”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey… did you just hear me clunking around over here?”

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Andrew: “How did I miss that!!?”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t remember their names. Surprise! Write that down, I couldn’t remember somebody’s name”

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Andrew: “I had a whole freezer full of… you know… what I’d call ‘Dukakis Carcasses'”

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Andrew: “I set you up”

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Andrew: “I’m just mmmmmmmm-blocking out the eighters”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Reacting to a funny

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Andrew: “That… is not… bad!”

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Andrew: “The Incredible, Edible Eight”

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Andrew: “This is how you eight a stranger in the Alps, Larry!!”

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Andrew: Trying to go native with with pronouncing “New Orleans”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I was, uh… yeah”

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Andrew: “Waka Waka Waka!”

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Andrew: “What… the hell was that!? Where were, what was going on!? And how would you broach that?”

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Andrew: “While I know, we’re not, we’re not losing a Luke. We’re gaining a whole host of really exciting co-hosts over the next couple of weeks”

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Andrew: “Why am I telling you this?”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew: “Yes! I know that Luke is gone; but, I still have years of text message chains that I can read on the air, damnit!”

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Andrew: “You waka know it, baby!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you, did you re-‘ello my bro?”

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Andrew and Luke: Dukakis Carcasses, or Dukcarcasses

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Andrew: “And then, at one point, I gotta admit… This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “And then, I would just have to squeak out of there in my clown shoes!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m loving it, Luke!”

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Andrew: “As I go back to my book, I realized that the librarian… watched me do that. And, now… This is so bad”

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Andrew: “How many… how many drinks a night does the scooter tend to have?”

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Andrew: “I did, kind of, reach over… and I closed its mouth for a second and it popped back open… And, I smiled at it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get really aggro”

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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show dang titles!”

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Andrew: “I gotta take this scooter in; but, I don’t ’em to tell me I have to lose weight”

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Andrew: “I want it on the record: My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “I was a little, like… irked at the time. I think cuz you get irked… You get irked when somebody bosses you around anyway”

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Andrew: “I was just molesting a stuffed animal in a kids room”

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Andrew: “I’m in the wrong here”

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Andrew: “I’m just always grumpy getting told what to do”

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Andrew: “I’m like this 40 year old, somewhat lumbering, bearded guy”

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Andrew: “Irked”

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Andrew: “Irked” #2

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Andrew: “Irked” #3

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Andrew: “Is there something wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! What am I doing!? What is wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “My… god, man! What are you doing to yourself and how can you enjoy that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Slowly chopping tomatoes and making sure everything is exactly the same size” in a slowed-down manner

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Andrew: “That was a hell of an introduction!”

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Andrew: “This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “Well, let me broaden it out a little bit; and, just say, ‘Everybody’s awful’. No.”

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Andrew: “You read it, you read it, you read it; and then, you forget it”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Forgot that he already said “The show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live” a few seconds ago

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Luke: “I would probably be at a monkey knife fight… somewhere, just in international waters”

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Luke: “Now, you may be thinking… ‘Hey Luke… I didn’t know you were a Spanish food expert’ You were thinking right… I’m not.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! That’s how you make the money. Duh!”

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Luke: “To Catch a Walshator”

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Luke: “True story”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would be Luke’s personal hero if Andrew had responded to the librarian by saying that the stuffed toy was his nephew

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes! Life Hackett Buddy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “God…damn, he’s good looking!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap”

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Andrew: “I, I think there’s something wrong with my brain. I think my brain is bad.”

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Andrew: “Jesus! What!?!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know”

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Andrew: Saying “Robbie” as a fan would say it

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Andrew: “The complete other end of the spectrum is like, what, a plate of spaghetti… served in, like, a bathtub”

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Andrew: “This is just a weird… thought that I had, two nights ago”

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Andrew: “This is where people will get mad”

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Andrew: “Umm, alright!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with the Light Phone, dude?”

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Andrew: “Wow, that’s… I’ll bet… Wow! Lot of reaction from me on this”

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Luke: “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “Deal-eo”

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Luke: “For what it’s worth”

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Luke: “I was kind of hermitting it up”

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Luke: “Long story longer”

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Luke: Making a baby crying or screaming sound

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Luke: “Not my circus, not my monkeys”

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Luke: Saying “Robbie!!” as a fan would say it

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these motherfucking kids off this motherfucking public radio show!”

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Luke: Stu-bot spoofed on Twitter that a Kid Rock-themed restaurant should be called “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “That sounds like a person”

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Luke: “What I did next… will shock you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because yesterday, we talked about #ButtholeGate… use the promo code: Too Loud Too Specific. Get twenty-five percent off, I quit!”

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