Tag: Luke Burbank

Luke: “And we are a show… of our word… some of the time”

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Luke: “Betwixt and between”

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Luke: “I go on the big boy potty!”

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Luke: “I love your story. To me, it’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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Luke: “It’s been eighteen hours since my last impulsive Amazon.com purchase”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let me paint a word picture for you”

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Luke: Saying “Know what I mean?” as Ernest P. Worrell

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Luke: Singing “One dad, dadding it up!”

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Luke: “So, that’s all I want to say about that”

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Luke: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Luke: Yelling “Sanctuary!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I have none of the details that are… necessary for this to be a compelling story, Andrew. Hey, that’s my territory, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Been spending most our lives living in a looter’s paradise (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know, but I have diarrhea. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, dear God. I weep for your love life, if, if, if Andrew and I’s voices are involved. Oh, dear God! That is, that… really will create some issues. Wassup guys? Wassup guys? Hey guys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, Jiminy Cricket! (Sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Total Eclipse-head of the Heart (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, I knew I head to read this article; but, I also wanted… some sausage.”

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Andrew: “Before you Rundgren-rolled me”

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Andrew: “Did he write ‘The Elders of Zion’!? Oh, no. Am I doing this live on the podcast?”

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Andrew: “God! You’re all over YouTube, man! Now, YouTube just wants to play me some all kinds of crazy Luke Burbank stuff.”

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Andrew: “Henry M.F. Ford. M.F. is not actually his middle initials.”

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Andrew: “Here we go again!!”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons”

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Andrew: “I already sound like a total nut today, I don’t want to sound even more nutty”

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Andrew: “I hate my job, and I hate this guy”

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Andrew: “It’s so bad!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You son of a gun!!”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’m not some sort of great saint over here”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it! This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Am I doing this live on the podcast?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Don’t do it”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to the billionaire!”

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Andrew: Singing “Too many dads! Too many dads”

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Andrew: Singing “Too many dads!”

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Andrew: “That’s my young friend, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “We just need somebody to transcribe the whole show. And then, cut out the bad parts. And then, post it.”

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Andrew: “What about my buddy Luke?”

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Andrew: “Wouldn’t hurt you to tell me that sometimes!”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m a big boy!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’m not mad, bro. You mad, bro? I’m not… actually. Thank you for asking.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call them, self checkout machines? I call those mirrors. That’s pretty good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “And, I love that the call was coming from inside the bathroom”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, there! Just finishing up… drawing here. That is the final sail! There! Good! Sign that baby.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know; because, I just feel like every time I mention anything about Star Wars on this show, I’m wrong.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Never mind”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Yip! Yip! Yip!”

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Andrew: “You’re just a Whirling Dervish of fists and elbows”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, I need to ask you a question. Is there any chance this is off the album ‘Summerteeth’; because, that would be both. That would check both boxes. It is!! Sorry to interrupt you, I hope you fee–I hope you feel like it was worth it. Absolute–a hundred percent. Great.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Luckily, nobody does anything really horrible to you. They feed you water and bread, keep you alive. On the sixth day, you escape. Gotta pass on the bread, man. They… You guys have any Duke’s sausages?”

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Andrew and Luke: Shampoo-shaming

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Andrew and Luke: The idea of Andrew only having one tooth and brushing it at a water fountain at O’Hare cracks Luke up

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Andrew and Luke: “These are our Chief Seattle donors of the day. These are our Chief Seattle level donors of the day.”

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Luke: “Aw, hell no!”

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Luke: “I’m very, I’m, I’m very nervous about, you know, contact with weirdness”

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Luke: “I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers, Andrew.”

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Luke: “It’s Ghyna!”

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Luke: “It’s like a Jenga of toilet paper”

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Luke: “Sup, dude?”

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Luke: “They were in fact, the Max Rebo Band, fictional alien pop music band, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Today’s donors are our Mos Eisley… Cantina… scum… hive of scum and villainy level donors of the day”

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Luke: Trust relationship between Luke and Olive, the Bay Kitty, has eroded and Game of Cats returns

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But never Nellie Oleson right? No, God! She’s so obnoxious! (Thank you)”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, hold on. I gotta turn the, shut the door here. She doesn’t know? She doesn’t know about your shopping addiction? She doesn’t know that I paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It feels like a legit, hermetic barrier to somebody else’s butt funk. (Ewwwgh!) I thought we could get through a show without you saying that word.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plying his Al Pacino impression, also known as his Stephen Hawking on The Simpsons impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Shorty” and Andrew saying “Double Duke’s”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sit down, shut up, and hold on, you know? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, who the hell is Mos Eisley? I don’t know.”

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Luke: “A little extra audio drop. That–you don’t even have to pay for that extra audio drop, people. Just to hear it for free.”

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Luke: “Are you allowed to talk about how bunch of money it is?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Despite the fact that I have been try to… create my own Amish paradise… for myself”

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Luke: “Easy, Trump”

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Luke: “God… bless! God… bless”

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Luke: “I don’t have a middle gear on these things”

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Luke: “I’ll be danged”

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Luke: “Listen, everybody, I wanna, I wanna just give a warning to all of our animal lovers out there. This warning goes out to all of the animal lovas, in the TBTL audience; of which, I know there are a few.”

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool!”

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Luke: “Mr. Burbank… we had to correct your family”

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Luke: “My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Oh! You broke my heart. You broke-a my heart, New York Magazine!”

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Luke: “Our donors of the day; which, are our John Williams, Star Wars Cantina level donors the day”

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Luke: Saying “We’re going to Secrets!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me”

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Luke: “Snap your fingers! Do the stair. You can do right by your self! Snap your fingers”

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Luke: “That’s a young man’s game”

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Luke: “There’s a botched Hidden Valley Ranch…joke on my podcast!”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You wanna know what kind of dombass your friend Luke is”

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Luke: “You’ve always hosted Live Wire, Mr. Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suggested that the deck of cards that were funnier than Luke should host Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you on Snapchat? Umm, yeah… I am.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand… business, Andrew… (Nor do I)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No fucking way. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Que paso, my dude. Right.”

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Andrew: “Basket of deplorables”

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Andrew: “Before you hit go, are you sure? Double-check your name; cuz, if your name is wrong, you’re effed. Double-check these dates; cuz, if the dates are wrong, you’re effed.”

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Andrew: “Corn tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Do you know that that’s a thing? I doubt that that’s a thing.”

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Andrew: “Flour tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord”

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Andrew: “I am so… glad you had that ready”

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Andrew: “I… think you are a genius”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly [ph]“

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, what–too many nicknames, dude. I can’t keep them straight anymore.”

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Andrew: “Loose lips… sink… public radio pitches! Give now!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I think you’re taco shaming yourself”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Right. Right.”

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Andrew: Saying “But, there were a lot of people who were not” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shirtless? Topless? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Still mad about that Hidden Valley joke”

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Andrew: “The Burbank third way!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if this is interesting or not”

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Andrew: “What are we even talking about?”

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Andrew: “You know I’m weird about that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Any idea which location they’re going to? Which country? It’s a Secret. Good answer. Thank you very much.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Permission to attack, sir? Granted. Thank you. I was waiting for you to grant permission.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, anyway… Snapchat. Yep, what up with that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a Hidden Ranch Valley part–Aw, shit! I messed it up! I agree, you know what, points for trying. (No, no points!) Alright, tomorrow’s gonna be good, I promise. I’m coming with my game tomorrow.”

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Luke: “Aww, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Damn, that’s a cold-ass honky”

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Luke: “Did you die?”

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Luke: “DJ Jazzy Walsh”

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Luke: “Doing my thang here”

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Luke: “He sounds like a real cahoot!”

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Luke: “I saw a bra in the dryer, and it rocked my world!”

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Luke: “I, I was… you know… I Jazzied that Jeff”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to be here today”

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Luke: “It’s just dust in your ears”

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Luke: “Math is hard”

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Luke: Math processing mouth sounds

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Luke: Singing “Do you know who you are dealing with?” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “I need that etching of White Lightning” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Sentimental Fool” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “The sandwich is behind the Evian” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats!”

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder… The show is called ThunderCa…” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: “There’s been a murder!”

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Luke: “Ugh”

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Luke: “What are you, the dean of No Fun University!?”

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Luke: “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willace?”

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Luke: “Yah Mo Be There”

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Luke and Andrew: “First thing, we just gotta get a radio show; cuz, this is a podcast. (Whatever) It’s all (Step one) radio.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I try to keep what happens on this podcast very private. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke, a Hotel VIP Guest

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Luke and Andrew: “They are now our… Anything For Love, karaoke version, possibly featuring wordless background vocals… but probably not… level donors of the day”

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