Luke Burbank – Page 282 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “How is this as far as radio is concerned? We’re not on the radio, as you point out; but, (Yeah) would… Thank God. It’s good podcasting, questionable radio.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think I saw… you’ll get it. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all coming up meatloaf! There is meatloaf in the air!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2318: Luke Burbank Edition

February 18, 2017 February 18, 2017

Luke: “Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Dinguses like us”

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Luke: “Free cat wine!”

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Luke: “I’d like to take a moment to thank our… I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That, Meatloaf karaoke version level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Is it Dream Court, or are we Dreamcatching?”

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Luke: “It’s low-stanking fruit. I, it’s kind of, it’s my new Nickleback.”

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Luke: “It’s very possible that a tumbleweed will have to host Live Wire Radio in Portland tonight, if it happens to blow up on the stage; cuz, I might still be sitting at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Namaste”

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Luke: “That’s right: Tune in, turn on TBTL. We care.”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Luke: “Yeah, anyway… My life is a, is a farce; and, that’s really the takeaway from this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I gotta go. Bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to hear the words “Meat candy bar” in that order ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to divorce Luke for saying “Who… is the professionally paid entertainer in this family?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you hearing wordless background vocals? (Yes, I am!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Duke’s, Double Duke’s and Triple Duke’s

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke did a prayerful hand thing to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone going off during recording

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Luke and Andrew: “On a pun? Of a pun? Of a pun? Is it for puns?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The shows when you’re not here, Andrew, don’t exist to me. Thank you. They don’t exist to me either.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Wordless Todd Rundgren Background Vocals

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2318: Andrew Walsh Edition

February 18, 2017 February 18, 2017

Andrew: “Any Hoobastank will doooo!”

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Andrew: “Does a Hoobastank poop in the woods?”

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Andrew: “Hey, glad that I’m starting off this show by forgetting words. That’s always a great, great start.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have your Burbank baseball strapped to the top of your car”

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Andrew: “I’m the joke teller around here!”

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Andrew: “Involves a lot of… hand-waving”

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Andrew: “It burns me up!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a slant rhyme of a pun”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you something… These guys poop a lot!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Put you on a boat to Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Singing “No, I won’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Some days it don’t come hard. Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end.”

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure!”

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Andrew: “We missed our trains, cuz we’re idiots!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with you?”

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Andrew: Whispering “What’s the future like, by the way?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, just do what you do. Just be charming and hilarious, unlike the rest of us around you. The rest of us plebes in your life? Yeah, exactly. Well, it’s a… How far can I keep poking at this before, like… the podcast is just over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, that’s not a swastika; that’s a Native American symbol (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Chateau Cat Michelle? Well, what about Cateau Ste. Michelle? Cateau S… that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fifteen extra minutes of horrible content

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Andrew and Luke: “I know. I know. Like, all of this just every–right that, that I’m the one who’s at fault for getting in any kind of beefs over parking; but, it drives me crazy! There’s this tiny little hatchback… I like to call them cat fights.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘My brain is bad’ (That’s sad) I know. It, it just has a tendency to go there.”

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Andrew and Luke: Now is the time to strike the new boss with monetary requests

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably inappropriate… talk for the show; but… I have this rash. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You paint your bald spot? I topic my bald spot. How dare you!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2317

February 15, 2017 February 15, 2017

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Did I just admit to being an alcoholic, by the way?”

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Andrew: Funny Vocalization

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while listening to Stephen Colbert’s “CloudFog” promo

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Andrew: “I am now… super afraid of heights!”

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Andrew: “It’s because we’re surrounded by crap!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was dirty”

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Andrew: “Nobody wins the space poop challenge”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! What the hell is wrong with me? Do you want to start over?”

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Andrew: “Oh… man, yeah.”

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Andrew: “The new boss is very demanding”

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Andrew: “Too bad!”

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Andrew: “When we run out of Valentine’s Day talk, just revert back to talking the, the classic TBTL conversation of why iTunes updating is the worst thing ever.”

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Andrew: “Yes, it is! Yes, it is!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I were to quit, um, uh, tomorrow… Oh my God, the thought of that just… Hold on, just give me a second…Get that lacteal secretion”

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Andrew and Luke: Power Out and Power Scar

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Andrew and Luke: Valentine’s Day and Thanksgiving

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Luke: “And then, she proceeded to open her mouth and bite down on my finger as hard as she could; while, grabbing my entire arm with her rear legs and trying to murderate me. It’s a miracle that I even survived.”

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Luke: “Back to our regularly scheduled banging on the drum”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke: “It’s orange… and is currently serving as the President of the United States. Just as a little tip on that one.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a light bat” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s a Light Phone” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is our Todd Rundgren, wordless background vocals level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Why I call it number one, but I’ll say poop, I don’t understand. It’s inconsistent.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking, ‘Will you hose me down with holy water?’ sounds, kind of, like the golden shower. I don’t think it, I don’t think… I’m not going with you on that one, Luke. You won’t do that? I don’t do that!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying each of the donors of the day’s names two different ways

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, speaking of… not… sex stuff, but… (Good) love stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it a ‘dazzling deuce’? You might call it, ‘dazzling doo’.”

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Sound Drops

OPP Segment Intro Drops

February 14, 2017 February 15, 2017

Back on TBTL #1588, Luke and Andrew started a brand new segment called “OPP”, “Other People’s Problems”. Up until recently, the segment kicked off with a drop of a guy yelling “Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!” followed by the “O.P.P” song by Naughty By Nature.

“Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!”

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OPP Segment Intro Drop

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Of course, the volume of the guy yelling “Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!” has caught Luke and Andrew off-guard a good number of times. Recently, when the segment would come up, Luke would only play the “O.P.P” song.

On TBTL #2316, Luke referred to above omission and would then, predictably, yell his own spin on that line:

Luke: Yelling “Boy, do we have problems, Newark!!!”

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So, it would be negligent of me if I didn’t create a drop of Luke yelling that line and combine that with the “O.P.P.” song.

Luke: OPP Segment Intro Drop

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2316

February 14, 2017 February 14, 2017

Andrew: “But, I both hate it; but, I’m also a human being.”

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Andrew: “But, it just seems corny to me, man!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: Having a Good Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, man”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I don’t know about Valentine’s Day, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m Andrew, I don’t do two things in one night.”

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Andrew: “It’s ma…terial”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let us explain”

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Andrew: “Mr. Microphone will see you now”

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Andrew: “Pause the show!”

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Andrew: “Press play, baby”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s show title, today”

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Andrew: “What’s your milk thing, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. That’s what I mean!”

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Andrew: “You know I love ya Luke, right?”

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Andrew: “You… stupid hipster”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bandages.more is how you buy those. Use the code, ‘Dori’. Use the code ‘Hawk Creek’, oddly enough.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Big ups to the Siggs, is what I’ll say (Indeed)”

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Andrew and Luke: Making up lyrics and singing “Ponzi Supernova”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if I had a card, when it opened, it was your voice saying all those things to Genevieve? Would that… Well, you just recorded me talking.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let me just open source this if I can. Let me crowdsource this, let me Ten-source it.”

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Luke: Making a creaking sound

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Luke: “Mission… accomplished!”

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Luke: “Much like… pleasing your woman on Valentine’s Day. I know it’s not a thing you go in for.”

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Luke: “Previously… on TBTL”