Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Bur-tur-durb [ph]“

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Andrew: “Eh, you want your Garfield, eh?”

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Andrew: “Eww, if you’re putting ketchup on your hot dog, you’re just a big baby! You’re a child!”

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Andrew: “I called him something else. I’m not gonna repeat what I called him; because, it was very dirty.”

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Andrew: “Is it Friday, yet?”

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Andrew: “Lasagna Fest? Yes!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What’s happening here?”

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Andrew: “Like, Genevieve will not acknowledge me anymore”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Andrew: Opening up a whole new door

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Andrew: “Really on a roll today!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and laughing

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Andrew: “So, things are going well”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad. That’s not bad. I like it.”

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Andrew: “You think that’s a Walsh; or, do you think that’s a Burbank?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, my mom used to put butter on my salami sandwiches; and, that’s just, that’s just (That sounds so sexual) grease on grease. I’m not trying to be gross. That just sounds so entendre. I… That’s true, though.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s about the negative spaces, Luke. Think like an artist. (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Don’t go to his house, Kelly!”

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Luke: “Don’t touch that joint!”

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Luke: Euler, one of the neighborhood cats, scared the shit out of Luke

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Luke: “I say, I say… wassup dog?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!”

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Ryan’s the real name… of the guy who wrote the song!”

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Luke: “Whatevery!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is disgusting. Yeah, it did not appeal to me.”

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Andrew: Aggravated Sound

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Andrew: Aggressive train horn sound

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Andrew: “And, it certainly put some… wind in my sail, as it were. And it were.”

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Andrew: “But, anyway, so why were you mad at me?”

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Andrew: “By the way, quick aside, I wasn’t gonna tell you this; but, I’m going to, because I can’t not talk about things”

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Andrew: “Choo-Choo!”

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Andrew: “Copy pasta code crap”

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Andrew: “First of all, they’re women…. not girls. But, that’s probably, that’s probably not the best place to start on everything that’s wrong with this concept.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “It was La La Land, slap! Moonlight, slap! La La Land, slap! Moonlight, snap! It was Moonlight and La La Land!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like everything is boob themed”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t wanna be a turd in the punch bowl here”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Normal week, normal week. Oh, today’s the day where I gotta wake up at midnight.”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just turning this into Andrew Walsh Brag Hour”

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Andrew: “Obvs”

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Andrew: “Raising my feminist hackles”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the young one.”

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Andrew: Singing “In your eyes”

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Andrew: Singing “Love take me down to the streets”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “Turns out, as my friends pointed out to me, the restaurant Twin Peaks is a reference to boobs! It’s like a Hooters situation!”

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Andrew: “You and I are both forty now, right? I know that I’m the young one. I am the young one.”

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Andrew: “You know what? Now I gotta edit the show! Come on!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I forgot about this. I did too and it scared the shit out of me. Cuz, like, about sixty percent of the time, when I play a drop… If it’s checkmarked, it’ll just go to the next thing (Right) alphabetically. (Right) I was just like, ‘You did it again, Burbank.'”

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Luke: “And, the fact that I can clear a room like nobody’s business”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I’m just like donking around Twitter now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing to a listener voicemail jingle

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Luke: Singing “Jeremy record the Hackett intro”

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Luke: Singing “Your ticket to a better night sleep”

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Luke: “Those… beautiful… puffy, soft, white flakes are basically like ice daggers… slashing your cornea… as you jog through them”

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Luke: “What the what?”

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Luke: “You did it again, Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that a Red Robin in your pocket? You know what? Let’s not go with the Red Robin thing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Or, would you have been like, ‘Ah, I’ll be over at Red Robin, if you need me.’ Which, by the way, is an all penis themed restaurant. That would explain a lot… after my last trip to Red Robin.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Jeremy sent in… this song today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks to all the fools who taught me how to dream (Right)”

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Andrew: “Are you a Connie Francis-head?”

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Andrew: “Guess what? Big announcement: We’ve just made our service worse.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh listening to a Motel 6 Millennial Ad by Tom Bodett

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Andrew: “Holy cow! Those are big chunks of sausage on their. Yeah, this is, that looks, okay.”

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Andrew: “Holy… Cow. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t talk about it”

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Andrew: “I got totally Basic B’d!”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Whatever’. I’ll sit by the bathrooms. I’ll sit in the G-D bathroom!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the current standards? Yeah, no. Andrew Jackson was a fucking prince by the current standards!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I find that shit so obnoxious!”

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Andrew: Saying “We. Are. Stuffed!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, that was interesting, those words that I just spat out of my mouth. Pacifica Radio Mandate? This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “That sounds very Burbankian. We have a Burbank on the wing.”

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Andrew: “That’s right. The word was frog”

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Andrew: “This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, there’s a Burbank on the wing. Excuse me, there’s a Burbank on the wing.”

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Luke: “Andrew, it’s bad, my friend”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Entire menagerie of Burbanks

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Luke: “He’s been crazy for years! He went crazy when his son died in the war!”

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Luke: “I open my suitcase, I took out… my… soiled unmentionables. Boy, soiled… is not really the word I was going for. That sounds like there was a situation.”

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Luke: “I was tweedling around there”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Okay”

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Luke: “The Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty… (It’s time for cat massage) nowhere to be found”

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Luke: “We want to thank our… Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a high-end perfume and purse kiosk in the LAX airport… level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Well, as they say, a Burbank on the wing is worth three in the exit row.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Finally, somebody’s talking about the real issues!! (I know, I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke notes that airline should crack down on the free drink situation to make more money, but don’t crack down on the free drinks

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I like to keep it low brow!”

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Luke: “‘Ello!”

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Luke: “I mean, holy shit, man”

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Luke: “Let’s thank our LAX, overpriced cologne and bag section level donors of the day”

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Luke: Mimicking bass beat of a techno/dance song

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Luke: “Shortcut!”

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Luke: Singing “In my hovel”

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Luke: “That guy seems almost like a human”

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Luke: “These are our Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a perfume shop at LAX level donors of the day”

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Luke: “This can’t be good! And, I was like, ‘Yo, yo, yo!'”

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Luke: “Uh, because I like to keep it high brow as well”

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Luke: “When I get up in the morning, I, I look, you know, pretty much like wet dog shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And I’m leaving and Carey’s like, ‘Oh, really. Getting all tarted up to go down and pick up the Thai food, I guess.’ She is insanely jealous, man.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mos Gucci’s spaceport. (I hope that…) You’ll never find a more overpriced hive of wasted seating”

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Luke and Andrew: Six-inch subs only exist in theory

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some… CSI, enhance the photo shit! Enhance! Enhance!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are gonna love the way this sounds, (I’m looking ahead) I guarantee it. Looks pretty good. You’ve got a friend in the donor business.”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m in full shame mode”

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Andrew: “Febuary… [sic] February”

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Andrew: “God…damn it!”

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Andrew: “Have you accepted Amway as your personal savior, Luke?”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t be responsible for that”

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Andrew: “I just needed to do this alone”

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Andrew: “I just needed… just like a drug”

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Andrew: “I love you too”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not that old! I mean, you’re like eight months older than me, aren’t you… Grandpa?”

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Andrew: “I, I… support this trend… in TBTL so hard”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Write that down!!”

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Andrew: “Mmm mmm”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-hoooo!”

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Andrew: “Seattle frumpy. It’s Andrew frumpy”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s gross”

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Andrew: “That’s gross. I apologize, listener”

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Andrew: “These are gonna be our Tiësto, I Want You, level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is just me admitting something horrible”

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Andrew: “This is so goddamn LA”

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Andrew: “True that!”

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Andrew: “What’s the smell situation in there? How’s it smell?”

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Andrew: “Whatever”

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Andrew: “When they go low… pressure system, we go high pressure system”

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Andrew: “You feel like a mad man! I was so cranky. I just wanted to grab people by their shoulders, ‘Like you’ve–Look! You see what they’ve done to us? Where’s the designer!?'”

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Andrew: “You’ve life-hacked it again, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “A1A! (Beachfront Avenue!) Right!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because why, Luke? Because, my brain is… not… Ghyna.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke saying that he’s pouring coffee and not relieving himself into a water bottle

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Andrew and Luke: “Mos Def and the Eisley Brothers (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Smuggling bottles of hot sauce

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Andrew and Luke: “Think of it as like an ‘Ello… for athletes. I thought you were gonna say something actually helpful there. Sorry.”

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