Clips From TBTL #2286

Andrew: “Cuz, they’re just gonna screw it up, Genevieve! They’ve already screwed it up a bunch of times!”

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Andrew: “Either, the crowd loves you or you’re standing next to the ocean. I can’t tell.”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “I don’t owe it to the Browns anymore, just to waste my Sundays. I just so, I just so mad about it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t–I’m out!”

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Andrew: “I just so mad about it!”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you”

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Andrew: “I’m just going to the grocery store, right now; cuz, I know that the Browns are gonna disappoint me. And, I’m sick of it. I’m sick of waking up on Sundays and, and, now I sound like Tony Rizzo”

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Andrew: “It’s a slam on me, I’m not good at ’em”

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Andrew: “It’s January 3rd, I was so excited to start the show; and, now, I’m just taking us into Stock Talk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let her clear her throats!”

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Andrew: “Moment of corniness”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, Carey… Get out! Get out!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: Singing “So, this is the new year!”

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Andrew: “Taargüs! Taargüs!”

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Andrew: “We have two more weeks to just…  do whatever we want before the hammer comes down, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Wow”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew asks Carey to take a photo if Luke passes out drunk while in his underwear and wearing his baldness laser helmet

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, how about New Carey? Love it!”

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Carey Burbank: “I was trying to… use your precious against you”

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Carey Burbank: Mimicking Rudy’s howling

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Carey Burbank: “Oh, Jesus”

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Carey Burbank: “Stop! I don’t even listen to Blake Shelton.”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s, it’s pretty disturbing to see in person. (Oh, goddamn it!) So, I’m wearing this baldness laser helmet, (Oh, shit!) I’m working on the show”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Also, tell him what happened when you asked it to start playing TBTL. It doesn’t know what TBTL is. Oh, no!”

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Luke: “A sad-off?”

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Luke: “Amazon Clapper Network”

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Luke: “Because, Darrell Bevell is a fucking idiot!”

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Luke: “Call me… a starry-eyed dreamer”

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Luke: “Clapper, put two minutes on the clock”

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Luke: “Classy! Classy!”

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Luke: “Easy, Slingblade”

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Luke: “I got my Amazon Clapper in the mail and I set it up yesterday!”

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Luke: “I think the listeners are f–are f, feeling an unusual sensation right now, which is, intrigue”

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Luke: “I thought that was a pretty good spoof the other day”

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Luke: “I want to talk about my Clapper”

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Luke: “I’ll be darned”

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Luke: “I’m always one bad feeling away from getting into it with the whole world”

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Luke: “I’m elbow deep in zoodles”

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Luke: “I’m sure you’re very lovable”

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Luke: “Real classy! Real classy! Our guy’s hurt!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”

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Luke: “That is not written anywhere in our contract with American Public Media. So, we’re just gonna call that one a game time decision”

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Luke: “The Burbanks are now the proud owner of an Amazon Echo; or, as we will be calling it on this show, an Amazon Clapper”

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Luke: “There’s somebody, though, that lives in this house that is not a fan of the Clapper”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our ‘I’ll Possess Your Heart’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We’re really management proof. We’ve management-proofed this show”

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Luke: Whispering “Keep singing!”

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Luke: “You put your cologne on for your girlfriend!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a real COMOWACA… (It is!) out there. It’s a COMOWACA day on TBTL. That’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to thank our ‘So, this is the new year!’ That’s not even how (So, this is) it goes! So, this is the new year, Death Cab for Cutie level donors of the day. Keep singing! I don’t–I’m out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s a real A word. She’s a real A word!”

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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is Open Source

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Luke and Andrew: “We want to thank our ‘So, this is our new year. And, I don’t feel anything different’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism level donors of the day”

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke, his baldness laser helmet and underwear

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Clips From TBTL #2285

The first TBTL of 2017 is a re-airing of the first TBTL of 2016, episode #2025 in a collector’s series. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2025“.

 

Luke: “As I record this, I don’t know what happened this weekend”

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Luke: “Hey there, everybody. It is Luke”

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Luke: “In this best of… TBTL. Take a listen”

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Luke: “It’s the first day of the rest of our lives”

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Clips From TBTL #2284: The Burbank Family Edition

Things are gonna start happening to us now

Listener Nick Armes left a voicemail in response to Luke’s attempt at doing an impression of Chewbacca on the previous show. Nick showed off his impressive Chewbacca impression.

Listener Nick: Doing a Chewbacca impression

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey doesn’t like being on TBTL because something she says comes out wrong or Luke cuts her off, and then Luke cuts her off

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Whenever I put myself on the show, I want to curl up in a ball and die, because I sound like such an idiot. (Oh my God!) … my love, you do not sound like an idiot.”

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David Burbank: “Punch it Chewie!”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Punch it Chewie! Damn, she really punched it, it actually got, kind of scaring me”

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Luke: “Are you kidding me!?”

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Luke: “Blame Associate Producer Linh Pham. Also, possible show title, by the way.”

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Luke: “By the way, I want to say thanks to our Super Pham, Linh Pham, who excerpted this and sent it along”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Doing a Chewbacca impression

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Luke: Doing a Chewbacca impression #2

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Luke: “Don’t taser me, bro”

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Luke: “Hello. I’m Luke, the solo host of the program”

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Luke: “Hey there, everybody! Welcome to a Friday morning edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live. Coming to you today from the backseat of a loaner car from the local Audi dealership.”

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Luke: “How… dare you”

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Luke: “I absolutely did not think this through”

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Luke: “I shushed her with my eyes, mostly, in the rearview mirror”

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Luke: “I think Andrew said, ‘Shut your face,’ or something”

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Luke: “I’m-a really, really failing on the, the grammar today, Walsh”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me just ask them, quickly, if this is, if this is weird for them as it is for me now”

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Luke: “O-dark thirty”

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Luke: “Oh, my God, yeah! Please do!”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody go to the Peach Bowl!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke: Saying “Everybody, dance!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke: “She said yes, Andrew.”

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Luke: Singing “Just about coffee drinking time. Just about coffee drinking time!”

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Luke: “That’s what APM is paying us in now, the petty jealousy of people who are more famous than us”

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Luke: “The fact that you wanted to break back in to say that, is the most TBTL thing of all time”

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Luke: “There’s definitely… a point where Rodney Dangerfield is gonna go, ‘Everybody, dance!’ And then…”

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Luke: “Things are gonna start happening to us now”

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Luke and Andrew: “Long story short, Andrew, he can’t believe this is what I do for my job. Yeah, no, nobody can.”

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Luke and Andrew: “See, let me explain the technical side of this. Oh, good! Because we’re in the car… Yeah. I just said, I want to make it boring for the listeners, and I followed up with a statement, ‘Let me explain the technical side of this'”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is basically like a private shame for you and I. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna have to be strong for both of us, cuz I’m kind of, I’m already weirded out by where I’m recording the show. I’m podcasting for two today, Luke. That’s right. That’s not my way of announcing anything, though.”

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Clips From TBTL #2284: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “After our big Hayes bump”

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Andrew: “Alexa, stand by”

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Andrew: “Are you just gonna shush him with your eyes, as you… in your famous Burbank move”

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Andrew: “Being shushed… is, that’s a tough pill to swallow”

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Andrew: “He just wasn’t, he just wasn’t quick enough on the draw of appreciating Luke”

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Andrew: “Hello, all you new listeners. I’m sorry that this is what the show sounds like.”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe that you’ve put yourself in a situation that you’re in”

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Andrew: “I have, I, I have ten fingers, I wouldn’t want to cut any of them off”

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Andrew: “Is it ‘One English Summer’ by Donovan?”

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Andrew: “Is that not the most TB–T–that’s like the most TBTL sports shit talk you could possibly ask for, and I love it.”

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Andrew: “It’s another Rodney Dangerfield-esque situation!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

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Andrew: Laughing while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “Mad is a strong word”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s like Schrödin–Schrödinger’s Hayes, or something like that”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Okay, that’s a, a hell of a build-up”

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Andrew: Saying “The Underdog by Spoon” with an exaggerated “Dog”

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Andrew: “Stand by!”

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Andrew: “That’s the, the ‘Ga Ga Ga Ga’ album, or whatever”

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Andrew: “You son of a!”

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Andrew: “You’re listening to Fresh Ears, I’m Dave Davies?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew speculating what would spill out of Luke’s head if it were bonked by a coconut

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, man! Are you in hyperspeed, or hyperdrive, or… (Yeah) Oh, if I keep saying things, I’m gonna make Nick madder. Never mind.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That sickens me. Easy, Shatner.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh, because you just were thinking about some of my jokes and you wanted to laugh again? No, you’re wrong, Andrew. Let me correct you on that. You son of a!”

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Andrew, Luke, Carey Burbank, David Burbank and Sam Burbank: “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all”

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Clips From TBTL #2283: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alexa, give TBTL five stars on iTunes. Hey, Siri, can you give TBTL five stars on iTunes?”

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Luke: “BTDubs!”

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Luke: “Can I just make one last argument for the Avis Wizard number and the attended white pride that comes with it?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hey Clapper, what’s he say in Home Alone 2?”

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Luke: “Hey, wha happen?”

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Luke: High-pitched “Oh!”

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Luke: “I don’t even know!”

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Luke: “I dunno”

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Luke: “I guess that’s a hot start for today’s show”

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Luke: “I need to go with the inverted pyramid and, then, also the ‘Five Ws and an H’: Why, why, why, why, why, how.”

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Luke: “I’m losing my mind!”

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Luke: “Klaatu barado [sic] nikto”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Oh, man. The power of this podcart.”

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Luke: Quiet “What!?”

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Luke: Singing “Going my way”

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Luke: Singing the jingle for Super Golden Crisp cereal

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Luke: “Sir, are you a member of our St. Lunatics club? That was a decent spoof.”

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Luke: “That’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ style. Don’t you understand? I was not selling. He’s buying!”

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Luke: “That’s classic Steve Nelson”

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Luke: “Why, why, why, why, why, how”

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Luke: “You broke out a sir?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aw shit, we just activated a bunch of… robots. Hold on, hold on. Klaatu barado [sic] nikto. What is that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do it again, and I’m gone! Sheesh. Carl’s World.”

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Luke and Andrew: Having too much fun doing “Hey Alexa” commands after reading an angry e-mail from Carl

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Luke and Andrew: “How about, ‘Say Cheese’? Okay, you pick whatever you want, but you gotta welcome me into the cheese shop (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a planner, Andrew. (I know) I mean, you know that, knowing me. If any of these things ever, if you ever need any of these things, you will live the most exciting life ever.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like creamier than a Gouda, but (Eww, seriously…) not quite… Please, stop. You’re making me ill. And, scene.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, give me a break! Give me a brark!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Paula Poundstone and I got in an Uber in Chicago (Say no more)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just leave after I start the music, okay? I gotta play the ‘Power out!’ Okay. We have one job!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re impossible not to like. Okay. I mean that. I’ve tried… very hard.”

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Clips From TBTL #2283: Andrew Walsh Edition

Steve Neuman left a voicemail message for Luke and Andrew to sharp-shoot a couple of items from the previous show(s).

Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “But the… Internet! Like it says it right here! I’m pulling out my phone, like these people give a shit.”

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Andrew: “But, that, that’s such a Burbank thing, though”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you an experience I had with Uber? I assume the answer to that question is, ‘Yes, we have a podcast to do and it’s all about storytelling’.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “Clapper, give TBTL a good review on iTunes”

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Andrew: “Crème de la Scream”

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Andrew: “Ewww”

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Andrew: “Good interviewing means you always ask one question at a time; because, otherwise, the interviewee, me in this case, can decide to take the questions any direction he chooses.”

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Andrew: “Google this, Google that”

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Andrew: “Hi, welcome to ‘Better Cheddar’. How can I help you?”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m bit more moderate on turtles these days. Used to love them, used to like them, then I loved them; now, I’m kind of like, eh, I can go either way.”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I liked Hoyer”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking for a favor! I’m asking for you to do something nice, just cancel the ride!”

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Andrew: “It’s a little bit not under profile”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Making bird cooing sounds

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Andrew: “Now would be the time to say you’re sorry!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t pick me up. Please don’t pick me up!”

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Andrew: “Product Nineteen, it’s delicious. Product Nineteen, it’s delicious.”

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Andrew: Re-telling of this latest rental car counter experience

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Andrew: “Really!”

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Andrew: “She’s gonna get the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “So, Kevin McCallister kinds of chops and screws that in the kitchen, as he is trying to negotiate, you know, getting the pizza.”

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Andrew: “Trump won the election and then I didn’t care anything anymore. That’s the truth.”

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Andrew: “Turns out, your strategy, all along, was to soil yourself.”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear this BS!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not gonna pick you up! If I pick you up now, you’re gonna give me zero stars!”

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Andrew: “Well, you’re getting the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “Wha happened?”

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Andrew: “What is that?”

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Andrew: “What the hell did I do wrong?!”

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Andrew: “What’s a TBTL?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, what did you do!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew now associates the word “wizard” with the KKK

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Andrew and Luke: “Charles’s gonna e-mail us back, ‘Every time you did that, my light went off! Because I live in 1987.'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Clap On! Clap On! Clap Off! Now, people’s (The Clapper) lights, people’s lights are going on and off”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, don’t praise the machine. What about those clowns in Congress? This is about job security. Suddenly, that, that Simpsons joke is not so funny anymore.”

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Andrew and Luke: Making the “It’s a Trap Queen” joke at the same time

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s still good meat on that flauta? Bro?”

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