Luke Burbank – Page 289 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “You know, I, for about twenty seconds there, thought I might be a good podcast broadcaster; and then, the throat crud of reality brought me crashing right back down to Earth”

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Luke: “You… you… so-and-sos”

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Luke: “You… you… so-and-sos, how dare you pretend that the intro to the show and my musings about Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty are not the real show. How dare you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa, what are Carey’s thoughts on, on an Amazon Echo? You should ask her.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew stopping Luke if Luke is boring Andrew would set a dangerous precedent for TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a hot take, but nowhere to sizzle it. Ooh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just recently got into a whole situation with Siri. Oh, no. Did you fall in love? What?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a classic… WAPAAZTN. It is WAPAAZTN. Exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining the feeling he had when Siri didn’t respond to him

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I wondered… Can we get realler than real (Oh, no! I, no…) on the top of the show? No, no! I was just joking!”

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Clips From TBTL #2282: Andrew Walsh Edition

December 28, 2016 December 28, 2016

Andrew: “Alexa, how do you get rid of a dead body?”

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Andrew: “Alexa, how is my pacing?”

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Andrew: “Alexa, tell Luke to do his own damn dishes!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Clearly, I’m wrong; but, just tell me how it works”

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Andrew: “Exactly”

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Andrew: “F-U, 2016!”

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Andrew: “I am awful to listen to”

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Andrew: “I am mortified”

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Andrew: “I guess I’d prefer you didn’t”

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Andrew: “I saw that too!”

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Andrew: “I still have FOMO”

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Andrew: “I was just joking!”

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Andrew: “I wish you were, I just wish you were gone all the time, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’ve said a lot of dorky things on this show; luckily, I say ’em really quickly, so they go by fast.”

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Andrew: “If Alexa can start doing rundowns, we’re really screwed”

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Andrew: “It was a crappy game!”

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Andrew: “It’s… it’s gonna get you drunk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing #6

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Andrew: Laughing #7

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Andrew: Laughing #8

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank and The Brown Notes”

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Andrew: “None of them internationally famous”

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Andrew: “Of course!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goodness, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I know what you’re gonna say; and, I couldn’t agree with you more!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke doesn’t care about me or the show, cuz he doesn’t go back and listen”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I, no, no, no! I was just joking!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “See what I mean about being wrong about everything?”

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Andrew: “Sounds so beautiful”

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Andrew: “That’s a flauta, bro!”

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Andrew: “That’s how you do it!”

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Andrew: “This is like a THRIVE right now. This is an anti-THRIVE.”

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Andrew: “Those glory days are over”

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Andrew: “Turn it down!! Turn it down!”

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Andrew: “Up, up! Glasses on, hair down.”

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Andrew: “Well, I told you, I just said it a million miles and hour; so, it went it by pretty quickly.”

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Andrew: “When I made my shocked face of joy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, by the way, Genevieve got me a drone for Christmas. What!!? We gotta talk about this.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you sure you want me to do this? I mean, I haven’t been on any TV shows or auditioned for any Star Wars or Treks recently. Are you sure I’m good enough to do (You know what, Andrew?) this show with you today, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are you looking for the devil for, when you should be looking for the Lord! Wine and women.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2281

December 27, 2016 December 27, 2016

Luke: “Because, I am wrong about a hundred percent of the time, when it comes to just about everything like that.”

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Luke: “CD-ROMs are where it’s at, buddy! You mail ’em to people’s apartments, they pile up in the lobby, and… it’s the future.”

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Luke: “Do you understand that I’m occasionally on Morning Edition? I am kind of a big deal.”

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Luke: Drawn out “Wow”

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Luke: “I guess we’re calling them our, our Merle Haggard ‘If We Make It Through December’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: “It’s common that I lint-roll people on the way out of the house”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “No-no-no-no”

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Luke: “Oh, this? I only wear this when I don’t care how I look.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog has been banished from the premises, because we have a special guest in studio with us”

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Luke: Saying “You said you were gonna ring the bell” in a gruff voice

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke and Misha Collins: “Are you familiar with the Homestar Runner (No!) empire?”

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Luke and Misha Collins: Bellingham: The Bay City or The City of Subdued Excitement

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Luke and Misha Collins: Putnam, Connecticut: The Bellingham of the Northeast

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Luke and Misha Collins: “We, on this show, are legendary for getting everything wrong (Okay) about, particularly, subjects like Star Wars, (Okay) Star Trek, things that people have extensive knowledge about. Great.”

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Mac “Funk” notification sound played from Luke’s computer during the intro

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Misha Collins: “Am I the first person to unseat Pod-dog as well?”

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Misha Collins: “I don’t like the term ‘followers.’ It’s, it doesn’t capture your essence properly. How about, ‘minions’?”

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Clips From TBTL #2280

December 26, 2016 December 26, 2016

David Burbank and Luke: David jokingly asks why Kdude talks about Super Bowl 24

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Luke: “And this episode, two-thousand two-hundred and eighty, in a collector’s series, is erected in your honor. Sorry for using the term ‘erected’.”

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Luke: “And we’ve now swapped out family members of mine. We’re down a Susie Burbank, but we have added a David Burbank to the mix.”

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Luke: “Because, my name is Luke; and, not one day of my life goes by that the Star Wars thing doesn’t get raised for me.”

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Luke: “Featuring my little brother, David Burbank… aka, The Last Burbank”

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Luke: “Here I am, back at work. Walsh, on the other hand, he is in the ATL right now”

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Luke: “I don’t have a co-host today; but, what I did have, up until just a few moments ago, was a lot of family here at Burbank Springs. So, we made family-ade today.”

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Luke: “I have somehow… found myself… having a job that I am actually excited to get back to!”

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Luke: “I kneel by the side of my bed, I say a little prayer. And, I put a few things in a hope chest, and I lay me down to sleep.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lotta high fives. Lotta smiles.”

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Luke: “My woife!”

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Luke: “Y’all”

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Luke and David Burbank: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all”

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Susie Burbank: “Very photogenic! Big time photogenic.”

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Susie Burbank: “Who stunk up my mohair sweater!!!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2279

December 26, 2016 December 26, 2016

As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #1841; which, was the TBTL Boat Show from 2015 with Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #1841“.

Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew: “Now, when you got your boat license, though; did they say how many drinks you’re allowed to have while piloting your boat?”

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Andrew: “Pretty proud of myself. I was like a real big boy.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fart Locker, not Fart Closet

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Andrew and Luke: “We have a survivor of the boat show. You’ve got to do the boat show, whatever it is…”

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Camaro Kev: “Well, that’s what happens when you’re partying in Cabo Wabo with Sammy and the Wabaritas!!!”

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Camaro Kev, Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Pea Coat (or Poop Coat)

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Luke: “Andrew, please make Camaro sing, ‘What An Embarrassment I Am’–The beginning of this Friday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Don’t worry… they’re tired of us; so, we’ll be back on Monday, doing the show again.”

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Luke: “Oh, no! Is that? Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke: Saying “I like that!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke and Camaro Kev: Luke saying “Power out” and Camaro Kev rock-scatting

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Andrew bleeped Luke’s story of sleeping closely together with Camaro Kev

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Clips From TBTL #2278

December 22, 2016 December 22, 2016

As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #2164; which, was the TBTL Summer Picnic show at Chateau Ste. Michelle in Woodinville, Washington. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2198“.

Andrew: Making Whoo-Whooing Sounds

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Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: Laughing

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Camaro Kev: Singing “K-Plus-Plus-Plus, FM!”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing Def Leppard’s “Love Bites”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Bud Light, Michelada hot seat, my friend”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Cabo Wabo hot throne”

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Luke: “I know, I sound so confident, don’t I?”

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Luke: “I, being, basically, an idiot”

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Luke: “Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of the program. That’s right, it’s our Van Hagar Summer Nights series. It’s Summer Nights at the Van Hagar… in December.”

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