Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I don’t know what the shit this is”

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Andrew: “Beep beep beep”

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Andrew: “But, obviously, that’s a joke on me ‘cuz I’m the one who’s been a big baby about it”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Andrew: Cat got Andrew’s tongue

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Andrew: Cat got Andrew’s tongue #2

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Andrew: “Clever girl”

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Andrew: “Dr. Mountainstein’s Monster”

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Andrew: “I would go to sleep with the sound of like tow trucks, not tow trucks, like tow motors, or forklifts, as you would call them.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I was this character that was kind of rolling my eyes at Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Pickup”

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Andrew: “Power out”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Speaking like Pete Carroll

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Andrew: “Straight-up truck”

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Andrew: “That, my friend, was a double whammy of a sentence”

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Andrew: “The Wet Mint Bandits”

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Andrew: “This is not interesting podcast talk; but… you and I… just to tell you, Luke”

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Andrew: “This is sounds [sic] insulting, and I don’t mean it as insulting as it sounds, but I actually think it’s the perfect level of acting for her.”

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Andrew: “To the big stage”

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Andrew: “Unfair! Not fair!”

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Andrew: “Whether it’s caulk, glue or booze, he’s gonna, he’s gonna treat ya sternly”

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Andrew: “Who is this guy?”

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Andrew: “With a, you know, a truck nut joke or two”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, that’s why I kept on saying, ‘Shut up, dummy, I’m talking!’ (Yeah) every time you (Yeah) got a word in edge-wise. Go back (yeah) to the tape, it’s in there.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, just seeing like a ten dollar bill just laying on the pillow just… I dunno, made me feel a little weird, I’m (Services rendered) not gonna lie. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s gonna be a real HUD-sucker! Hey-oh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I also think I say ‘continental’ weird. Do I say ‘camera’… Camera. Camera”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was a… pickup truck. I’d (Whoa!) never been picked up in a pickup truck… an Uber pickup truck.”

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Andrew and Luke: Lake Erie Chop and Screw

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Andrew and Luke: Lake Erie Screw Corporation

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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a woman shopper… The shopper was a woman!”

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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a woman shopper… The shopper was a woman! And, that’s why she couldn’t operate… on the rack of lamb.”

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Luke: “And then, the series of unfortunate events”

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Luke: “Because, I have made it such a life goal to try to claw my way, like Gollum, up to first class, to my precious”

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Luke: “By the way, I think that you speak for all the listeners when you say, ‘We’re not gonna do a No Point. Good.'”

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Luke: “Have a couple of adult bevvies. I can’t believe I just said that.”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole”

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Luke: “I win”

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Luke: “I’m calling them our M.I.A., Paper Planes level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I’ve embraced my truckiness”

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Luke: “It just keeps coming”

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Luke: “It’s really a, sort of a ‘Home Alone 3: Par Excellence'”

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Luke: “Keep it together, LB. Keep it together.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “So, all’s well that ends well”

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Luke: “That’s love for you”

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Luke: “Wouldn’t that be cool”

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Luke: “Yes, here I am, don’t worry. I haven’t gone anywhere.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did the recording work? Yeah. Yeah… (Oh, no!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dude, here’s your glue. I wasn’t trying to steal it. You know, tick it up your butt. And then… And he was prepared to do it from, like, the way he looked. There was, to my knowledge, no coconut.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was either this or SkyJinks level donors of the day. You guys are so lucky. You dodged, you dodged a SkyJinks. You dodged a SkyJink… Woo.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was like a tube of… Something (blue) very personal. Yes, exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s like Madonna, (Yeah) but of podcast… She’s more like (Alright) Gadonna… But, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Slingblading

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Luke: Audience joining in with Luke in saying “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all.”

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Luke: “But, it, it warmed the cockles of my heart!”

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Luke: “Can I get three hot waters sent to the stage… hold the water, add vodka. Room temperature.”

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Luke: “Carey said, ‘Did he look at you?’ I was like, ‘In the eyes!'”

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Luke: “Easy, Jill Stein!”

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Luke: “Easy, sleazy!”

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Luke: “Easy, Sniffles”

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Luke: Funny “Sorry”

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Luke: “I forgot to give the, the, the pep talk about ‘Please clap’ at the beginning of this show, but this crowd just knew instinctively”

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Luke: “It was like an insane world!”

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Luke: “It’s very early in the night for you to, give me that kind of ‘tude, dude.”

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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes”

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Luke: “Oh my God. You gotta watch out for post-func. It’s never good.”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot”

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Luke: “Some of it’s potatoes, some of it’s tomatoes.”

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Luke: “That was the lamest statement I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “The cobra escapes from the hold, goes back down the sewer, and is now, currently, as we record this program in Chicago, IL, haunting the sewers of Pretoria, South Africa… likely to pop up at anytime, into someone’s bunghole.”

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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the Robitussin kicked in”

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Luke and Andrew: “A joker, not a toker (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… Andrew. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And I realized it was extremely cold. Yeah, and I had your scarf. Sorry about that. That is true. You had weirdly folded my scarf on your bed in your hotel room. Yeah, and it smells nice. Also a true story.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Almond Milk” Walsh

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Luke and Andrew: Backstory on the “Top Story” drop and thinking about using a different drop for segment

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Luke and Andrew: “I was doing another radio thing… This is really an excuse for me to talk about how many radio things I do. Yeah, I know. You’re a big fucking deal. (Last night…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m allowed to vomit wherever I want. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is he Master Splinter!? I don’t know what’s going on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Leave a piece of beef jerky on the rim of the toilet; and, if it’s gone, you know the snake’s here. Or, I got high at night again.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Wait. What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?”

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Luke and Andrew: Toilet Cobras, Not Luke’s Number Twos

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Luke and Andrew: “What I feel like we need is some kind of app for what favors are equal to other favors. That sounds like friendship.”

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With Andrew going to Dream Court on TBTL #2264, the topic of Bull saying “Okay” in a funny manner got brought up. This lead to Luke and Andrew saying “Okay” in said manner a total of nine times. I have slapped together all nine instances of “Okay” (in the order each one was said) into a single clip.

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: Funny “Okay”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: Funny “Okay” and Luke Laughing

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: Funny “Okay” #2

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Luke: Funny “Okay” #3

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Luke: Funny “Okay” #4

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Luke: Funny “Okay” #5

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Luke: Funny “Okay” #6

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Luke and Andrew: Funny “Okay” with Andrew Laughing

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Andrew: “Andrew, you’re just worrying too much”

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Andrew: “By the way, even in my drunk brain”

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Andrew: Dream Court Theme with Gavel Sounds

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Andrew: “I am going to resist, I am going to show restraint”

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Andrew: “I wake up every morning in a very dark place”

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Andrew: “I would like to point, there’s no need for me to this point out, other than it’s an itch that I can’t figure out how to scratch today”

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Andrew: “I’m twenty-one, I’m young, I’m full of hormones”

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Andrew: “If I really want to think about it, and I kind of don’t”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making a gavel pounding sound

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Andrew: “Power out”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “This is place is cool. See, I told you. It’s great when you just try knobs, you find yourself in interesting places.”

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Andrew: “Shit! Shit! This is real.”

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Andrew: “This isn’t even the dream I even want to tell you about, by the way. This is just the appetizer!”

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Andrew: “We need a, we need a new rule: no longer asking each other questions about facts on this show”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about? What is the logic? How, how did you do this?”

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Andrew: “Where do you get those hammers? They’re so big!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How about we call this show, ‘The L is Other People.’ Get it? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna break a rule here and ask you a question, (Oh geez) I think you’re gonna be able to answer (Okay). What does adroit mean–no.”

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Andrew and Luke: That’s Not Adroit You’re Looking For

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Andrew and Luke: “We have a new record for you comparing yourself to Kennedy, in the shortest amount of time in a show; so, your delusions of grandeur continue, Luke! I just meant in terms of being a philanderer.”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t like bombing, because I’m very insecure”

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Luke: “Damn it!”

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Luke: “Howard Schultz, the Fidel Castro to my JFK”

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Luke: “I can’t stop myself”

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Luke: “I don’t know what fountain of youth he’s snorting from”

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Luke: “Look, look, look, look at what he did!”

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Luke: “Oh my God, really?”

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Luke: “Sufjan Stevens, Chicago level donors of the day”

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Luke: “The problem for us, on this show, is we don’t know the answers to any questions; so, the operating policy should be: no questions”

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Luke: “Wake up, sheeple”

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Luke: “What the heck-fire”

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Luke: “Wow, is it Friday already?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But I just want to fucking say this right now (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Except for me, I’m only one of those guys that you like. (Right, right) You’re my Buzz.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am not drunk, but I have had (It’s a weird day) six cups of coffee today”

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Luke and Andrew: “Radical dude! (Right, Right)”

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Andrew: “Eww!”

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Andrew: “Hey Luke and Andrew, I just want to let you know that Andrew is my favorite.”

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Andrew: “I got the pulled pork sleepies right now myself. Yeah.”

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Andrew: “I know I probably spend too much time talking about my stupid, picky eating”

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Andrew: “I love this city!”

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Andrew: “I love this city!” #2

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Andrew: “I love this place so much!”

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Andrew: “I remember when I planted these buildings”

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Andrew: “I’d like to teach the world to TBTL”

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Andrew: “Like, three… two… one… Light goes on, we’re live. Go, Lukeles!”

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Andrew: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew: “One of us said something, it made us laugh. I got up to get a piece of paper to write it down, had a coughing fit, and forgot what it was.”

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Andrew: “Stop the show!”

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Andrew: “That’s what happens when you go rogue”

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Andrew: “This is getting more and more romantic. Are you hitting on me?”

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Andrew: “Way to make it personal”

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Andrew: “You like those?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at this view, man! Is that a good way to start a podcast, (Absolutely) talking about the view?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Looking back, (Yeah!) they weren’t good friends”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nah, I don’t like the texture. They’re too smooth. I’ve, I’ve heard, I’ve heard the same criticism… Of, of my jazz?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do I ever…! You… you mess with the bull, Andrew, and you get the Leah Thompson information”

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Luke: “Alright, just testing this. Mic one, mic one, mic one, isn’t this a lot of fun?”

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Luke: “And I was freaking the fuck out”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “But also, it’s harder for them to edit around you, because you kind of stunk up the joint”

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Luke: “Have a TBTL and a Smile”

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Luke: “Hold on, let me power in. Let me mad man for a minute here.”

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Luke: “I’d like to teach the world to TBTL”

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Luke: “I’m dead. I’m dead meat.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a fart sound

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Luke: “Mountain Dew: Code X!”

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Luke: “Not sure if I will make it through this entire broadcast. More on that, coming up”

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Luke: Saying “Let me just shift in my chair” and making a fart sound

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Luke: Singing the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle

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Luke: “Speaking of, of Chicago, of the Windy City, of the Second City, of the city of broad shoulders”

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Luke: “TBTL: It’s Finger Lickin’ Good”

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Luke: “TBTL: The Taste of a New Generation”

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Luke: “Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun”

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Luke: “We could also make them our Wilco via Chicago level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We want to thank our Sufjan Stevens Chicago level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We want to thank our Sufjan Stevens level Taco Time donors of the day”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew hates Werther’s Originals

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Luke and Andrew: “Cheeseburger, cheeseburger… (Cheeseburger, cheeseburger place)”

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Luke and Andrew: Colder than a witches ear lobe, welder’s ass or a well digger’s ass

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you say, ‘Can I have a hold-the-cheeseburger, hold-the-cheeseburger, hold-the-cheeseburger?’ I did.”

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Luke and Andrew: Frick and Frack: The Dang It Brothers

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Luke and Andrew: “I was so… effing nervous to be on that stage. And, it was me and, I think, I want to say, it was like Paula Poundstone. Linh Pham knows. Somebody ask Linh. Ask Linh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s just do some guessing here. Let’s do some hardcore guessing… (I think we’re in Koreatown)”

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Luke and Andrew: Rattling off jingles and slogans as potential show titles

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Luke and Andrew: “Shut it down. Shut it down.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, let’s go over there and cry later. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: Squeaky, if not farty, ottoman side table

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I don’t want to drag Carey into my nightmare. I’m a person who… Oh, you had, you did, about two years ago. I couldn’t get a–formally. To have and to hold, hold in this nightmare, called my life.”

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