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Clips From TBTL #2164: Andrew Walsh and Christy Wise Edition

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Andrew: Andrew saying “Get behind me, Charmander!” through the voice recorder toy

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah.”

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Andrew: “Get behind me, Charmander!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “I’m glad to know that you’re such a dick at your other job.”

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Andrew: “Just looking at porn, or whatever!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What?!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, how about my, how about my bowling name, ‘Hardrain’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, thanks. Hi, I’m here.”

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Andrew: “Or a Blue Floopen-Dooper”

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Andrew: “Shit, yes! I need pumpkins! And then, I was like, ‘No.'”

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Andrew: “Theo, get in here.”

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Andrew: “Ugh, enough! I’m so sick of the Pokémon posts and all this!”

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Andrew: “Very well respected by a community that is not very well respected.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we know they’re found. They’re in my goddamn office!”

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Andrew and Christy Wise: “Oh, by the way, can we use this tape on TBTL? Sure! Okay, good; because, we’re going to.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got a little too excited when Luke caught a Pokémon

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew scared Carey the other day

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Andrew and Luke: “It doesn’t start with the ‘P’. Yeah, no, yeah. It’s the other one–It doesn’t start with the ‘P’! Pokémon?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Medicine Cabinet and Hemorrhoid Cream

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God, it’s in my goddamn house! I’m trying to get it. God! Charmander. (Get it!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Poking Alone

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta flick it and it bounces towards it? Yeah, like a booger.”

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Christy Wise: “Oh, no. Yeah, that’s terrible.”

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Clips From TBTL #2163: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “But I do have a, kind of, a recurring dream, don’t play it, where…”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the broadcast facilities of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: “Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “I am; because, I didn’t hallucinate this!”

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Luke: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied.”

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Luke: “It’s the beige of names”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: Luke’s Oculus Rift

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Luke: “My wife, my better half”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that walking on people’s heads? This is walking on people’s heads.” in a bad Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s so funny!”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a little audio hug for your ears.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: A cat would be a snuggle surrogate for Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Because you couldn’t remember Darrell Hammond’s name that was… On second reference!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brogan BamBrogan. Oh, right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flim is Truth

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Luke and Andrew: “God, every thought that I have today is somehow more inappropriate than the thought that preceded it. Oh, good, what are you, what are you on to now?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy, geez! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘Also, I’m really into auto-erotic asphyxiation.’ Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Jesus is the Best and Sounds From My Ba-ahdy

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “More power to ya, when you’re standing on the Word!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, we get to pick names?!? I don’t know!”

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Clips From TBTL #2163: Andrew Walsh and Theo Edition

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Andrew: “And then, I get my brain gets into panic lock mode”

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Andrew: “And, it’s also Portland”

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Andrew: “Ders, you dirty, dirty dog.”

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Andrew: “I know, scat sounds gross.”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I was dressed up like a Koopa Troopa.”

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Andrew: “I would take a janky-ass mechanical shark”

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Andrew: “It’s a big effin’ deer!”

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Andrew: “It’s like I’m walking the… heads… of people, like a wallaby.”

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Andrew: “Let me just be straight up with you”

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Andrew: “Llama Glama!”

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Andrew: “Nice boobs!”

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Andrew: “Oh, good!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no booze.”

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Andrew: “Please explain!”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That will not do, pig.”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit.”

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Andrew: “They, like, take off all their clothes? No, just kidding.”

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Andrew: “Wait!”

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Andrew: “We’re all blessed, bro.”

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Andrew: “Well, then, what was outside the limits for size?”

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Andrew: “Whatever, it’s a Portland strip club.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I don’t want to go back in time.”

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Andrew and Luke: Llama Glama as a Fight Name, Stripper Name or Pokémon Name

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Andrew and Luke: “No, you join me next. Don’t get it twisted! (Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom during the show? My pants. Oh, that’s right. I used to be poor too. (Before you…)”

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Theo: Meowing into a voice recorder

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Theo: Meowing into a voice recorder #2

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Clips From TBTL #2162: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Absorb, absorb, absorb.”

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Luke: “All license plates matter.”

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Luke: “All teams matter”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user, you’re not gonna be able to get it all.”

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Luke: “Because, ”merica, fuck yeah.'”

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Luke: “Bish, please!”

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Luke: “Can you get any of your ciotkas on the line?”

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Luke: Dejected “Alright. Alright.”

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Luke: “Don’t do it.”

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Luke: “Dude.”

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Luke: “Dude. That was ballsy.”

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Luke: Fish Sandwich is a bit of a tongue twister

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Luke: “God bless America!”

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Luke: “Good job! You get to smash in the face now.”

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Luke: Guffawing

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Luke: “He’s doing it one patrami, patrami? One fish san–wich, one patrami sandwich at a time.”

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Luke: “How the flip?”

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Luke: “I am an ideas man, but most of them are bad!”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, this is not a time to think about carbon footprints.”

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Luke: “I’ve really set the bar low for bad jokes today, Walsh; so, don’t worry about it.”

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Luke: “Oh, Canada.”

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Luke: “Oooh, barracuda!”

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Luke: “Phase one: Absorb as much of the totality of the blood as you can.”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke: Singing “Cold in July. I will set you back, set you back.”

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Luke: “There’s some rule where, like, every… All teams matter. Every team gets to send a player, I think.”

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Luke: “Tip of the cap, brave Canadian.”

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Luke and Andrew: A Mucinex Moment

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Luke and Andrew: “Blessed are the poor, and then my dad would well, ‘Everyone’s blessed!’ Good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honky lips? What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunky lips? Hunky lips?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mega booyahs? (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Relax, Poddy! So we call her, ‘Poddy Toddy with the Naughty Body’ (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s Rudy having a dream, by the way. Ohhhhhhhhhh! She looks like she’s a dreamcatcher came to life. Don’t do it. I won’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The name of the video this person put up of them scraping their own skin? (God) Skinnamon Toast Crunch. Good Lord!”

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Clips From TBTL #2162: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “A hundred percent Italian, a hundred percent stallion.”

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Andrew: “Come on! Who(‘d) rejected this one?”

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Andrew: “Easy. Easy.”

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Andrew: Funny Giggle

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Andrew: “Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle, Greek grapes, good blood, bad blood. I’m on a list of difficult phrases to say and I just wanted to, I wanted to try my hand at it.”

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Andrew: “He definitely gives them the ‘Why the Face'”

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Andrew: “Hink, hinky lupus”

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Andrew: “How are, how are your old brain grapes feeling?”

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Andrew: “I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, right there I cry, ‘Forbear!'”

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Andrew: “I get jokes!”

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Andrew: “I like to add one layer on top of that, and take a bad idea and make it worse. That’s what I bring to the show.”

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Andrew: “I wish I was up there. I, I would love to fill ditches.”

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Andrew: “If Stu chews shoes, should Stu chew [sic] the shoes he chews?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and a slap

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Andrew: Made a funny giggling noise and said “Sorry, just made a funny noise”

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Andrew: “Nope, I’m just making noises now.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew: “Ohhhhhhhhhh! She looks like she’s a dreamcatcher came to life.”

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Andrew: “Okay, then why would you reject it?”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert: People die in the show Fargo, by violent means.”

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Andrew: “We’re all blessed, bruh.”

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Andrew: “Who I just, like, kind of hated from the moment I saw his face…”

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Andrew: “You ever get a cold where you’re, you just have cloudy head!”

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Andrew: “You’re just saying, ‘That’s a word.'”

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Andrew and Luke: A Wide Varé

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets disgusted by a Digger the Dermatophyte commercial that Luke played

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold da door. Hold da door! Hold da door!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to lose our sense of wonder. We lost that years ago. Yeah, that’s true.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel good, if that makes sense. Okay. Well, that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke stepped into a Dreamcatcher-type situation

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Andrew and Luke: “Point is–Who are the actors? Luke, (Andrew) I don’t know. You’re not leaving this room (This was a long time ago) until you tell me who the, one of the actors was.”

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Andrew and Luke: Wanting to do a whole podcast

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Clips From TBTL #2161: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And then, have mommy and daddy time with them.”

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Luke: “Back, back-slabbing”

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Luke: “But, do me a flavor.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dreine, dreine, drei!!!”

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Luke: “Five dolla’!!!”

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Luke: “Fluent in Ham”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How much for one rib?”

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Luke: Pod-dog is Dreamcatching on Instagram

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Luke: “Pokémon Go is life”

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Luke: “Shipping, please!”

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Luke: “Take a picture of it, ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And every time I come out of the broadcast center here, Carey has to spent about ten minutes picking off little flakes of fake leather that have adhered to different parts of my head, face and neck. Oh, like monkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I mean, that’s what the Bible says. It says, ‘Be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, God will spit you out.’ ‘If the water is lukewarmeth, spitet it outeth,’ is what it says. I don’t know why it talks like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can break the ice with a little, um, earphone shedding talk. Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke loves the idea of Andrew catting around

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Luke and Andrew: Powering Out Eggs and Dazzling Deuce

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Luke and Andrew: Slapback, Slabjacking-back and Back-slabbing

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Luke and Andrew: Swinging Coil

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