Clips From TBTL #2026

Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a voicemail message for the guys regarding the upcoming Seattle Seahawks vs Minnesota Vikings game and the guys played it on the show.

Steve Neuman: Voicemail from the Stu-bot

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Andrew: “Hey, Billy! Hi, Billy! How’s it going, Billy! You lied to us Billy! That’s it. No power out.”

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Andrew: “Let’s turn this more about me.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I have a confession to make”

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Andrew: “My request would be, don’t eat into the microphone; because, the idea of somebody eating cheese in my ears grosses me out.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, I sound like a God damned college sophomore.”

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Andrew: “People love it when I talk about weather.”

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Andrew: “Spinning, spinning, spinning for freedom.”

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Andrew: “The media, and myself included, as a media consumer and whatever this is.”

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Andrew: “They treat him like the Ewoks treated C3-PO.”

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Andrew: “This is science, bro.”

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Andrew: “This isn’t your first…self esteem rodeo.”

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Andrew: “Well, maybe it’s not interesting.”

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Andrew: “Well!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Perfect”

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Andrew: “You know what? The podcast gods really have it in for me today.”

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Andrew: “You say, ‘I guess I’ll get this one!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I know a year ago, I would have been outside dancing in the rain. No, no I wouldn’t. That’s an exagger… that’s an exaggeration! But I would have been really… That, I would like to see. You’d just Gene, Gene Kelly the shit out of it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you go back and listen? No, God no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was the worst radio experiment that I’ve ever done; and, Luke, I’ve done some crazy stuff. Does Genevieve know that you’re peeing in the office again?”

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Luke: “Because I also ate some fake cheese today, and it was so good!!!”

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Luke: “Choking on a sunflower seed. [Clears throat] Okay, got that under control.”

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Luke: “Does Genevieve know that you’re peeing in the office again?”

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Luke: “Even though that guy may need help, in the basement, if you know what I mean.”

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Luke: “It too early to do a CrossFit?”

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Luke: “It too early to get a baseball expert for our football team? It was just for you, my friend.”

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Luke: Listing the demographics of TBTL listeners

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Luke: “Newman!”

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Luke: “No way, Lindsey Buckingham!”

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Luke: “No way!!!”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics to Fleetwood Mac’s “Second Hand News”

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Luke: “That to is me is just an absolute travesty of a mockery of a travesty of two shams of a mockery.”

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Luke: “There are no podcasters in fox holes.”

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Luke: “This is how we have to finally start doing the show!”

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Luke: “This is science, bro!”

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Luke: “Ugh, you’re ruining this for all of us!”

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Luke: “We got Pod-dog here.”

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Luke: “Why I’ve been eating Follow Your Heart American-style dairy-free cheese; which is, surprisingly edible Walsh!”

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Luke: “You coo’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I conceived of this plan last night, which when I do most of my good conceivin’ (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hope you’re not mad, Andrew, I called you a conference call. No, no, not at all. I’ve been called worse. I’ve been called better, but I’ve been called worse.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m eating it right now. I just asked you not to! I’m testing it, Andrew! We’re doing a control.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is science, bro! That’s science. These are facts. Perfect.”

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Clips From TBTL #2025

Andrew: “Could they take the Browns away again? Are they gonna take the Browns away from us again?!?”

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Andrew: “Every year, I understand it a little bit more; but, man does it twist my brain up into a bunch of pretzels and spaghettis.”

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Andrew: “Glad that we started 2016 with people breaking their phones already. That’s on me.”

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Andrew: “He’s got like a, he’s got a trucking, and a truck stop and a grafting background.”

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Andrew: “Here’s my point, by the way.”

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Andrew: “Here’s my point, by the way. Is the power out there yet? It will be by the time I’m done with this.”

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Andrew: “I know that I get nervous and my brain shuts down.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I’ve poisoned the show.”

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Andrew: “Keep that bar low, then, then, sail over it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: NFL Playoffs makes Andrew confused and twists his brain up into a bunch of pretzels and spaghetti

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Somebody’s get their P90X light on. Or something. What? What is that?”

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Andrew: “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.”

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Andrew: “We gotta start remember fucking people’s names.”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna love the way this sounds, I guarantee it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my (Yes)  God. Okay, (Very possible) this is kind of exciting. I know.”

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Luke: “All your table fires are belong to Bills fan.”

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Luke: “Hah-ha!!!”

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Luke: “I could just tell Jerry was just fucking dying!”

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Luke: “I’m, I maybe, I maybe sort of swerving.”

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Luke: “May your power stay on, unlike ours.”

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Luke: “The upcoming game between the Seattle Seahawks and Minnesota Vikings is gonna be tearing this podcast network apart!”

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Luke: “What the… F Word.”

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Clips From TBTL #2024

Andrew: “2016 is gonna be the Year of the Beef Castle, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I do like the fact that we’re starting the new year right with you just, you know, throwing some knowledge down on me and making me feel inferior, like right off the bat.”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I posted so many memes today, and then I meme’d a bunch of posts. It was just, it was crazy.”

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Andrew: “Show title!”

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Andrew: “Sir, this is not my first rodeo!”

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Andrew and Luke: Year of the Beef Castles and the Man in the High Beef Castle

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Luke: Channeling his inner George Bailey from “It’s a Wonderful Life” again

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Luke: “Good sir, I haven’t been to many a rodeo, and this is not my first rodeo.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about the Man in the High Beef Castle? Show title!”

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Clips From TBTL #2023: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Ah, yes. And I am talking about that Wednesday night at 7 PM, when I already wet myself.”

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Andrew: “And I’ll be God damned.”

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Andrew: “And, before I went to bed, I re-read it again; because, I’m a narcissist.”

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Andrew: “But Happy New Year’s to me.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “So”

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Andrew: “Happy New Year’s! Cheers.”

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Andrew: “He shouldn’t have said that.”

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Andrew: “I believe it is a Song of Ice and Jedi.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get the reference.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know much about computers.”

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Andrew: “It’s too cas, Charlie!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Live Free or Soul Patch”

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Andrew: Not entirely bleeped “Fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Now I’m just goin’.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!!”

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Andrew: “Sidekicker and the Dom”

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Andrew: “So, I’m just being a little grump about it.”

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Andrew: “That’s Brain Donors!!!”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad! Holy shit! That’s pretty good.”

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Andrew: “This is the holiday where we all dress up; or, this is the holiday where we all toast at exactly Midnight.”

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Andrew: “Wh-What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s Y2Krazy.”

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Andrew: “You have to.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I’m rolling. You said you were gonna to do that. So, you are doing P90X now? Umm, so I buy this ticket for Barton Fink, right? Because, I’m almost certain… Fuck you! I, I couldn’t resist. So, wait… it looks just like the cover of… That’s the thing! Andrew, that’s the crazy part, I thought it was Brain Donors. That’s Brain Donors!!! Alright, alright. You can just pick it up.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tried to get Luke to say “I thought they smelled bad on the Hodor.”

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Andrew and Luke: Going full Lucas and never going full Lucas

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Andrew and Luke: Y Not 2K

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Clips From TBTL #2023: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, we already have the show title.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is part of the podcast where I look at the dog and I try to imagine what’s going on in her head. Not a lot it turns out.”

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Luke: “Get unreasonable in unreasonable times, that’s right.”

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Luke: “Got a pod-dog over there.”

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Luke: “Hey, Pod-dog!”

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Luke: “Holy shit! I think someone’s hang-glidering now.”

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Luke: “I thought that smelled bad on the outside.”

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Luke: “I would laugh my ass off.”

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Luke: “I’m a collar popper too, to some degree.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, God.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog is activated.”

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Luke: “Pre-Internet crazy-ass conspiracy stuff.”

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Luke: “The baddest guy is related to the goodest guy!?!”

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Luke: “The final day of 2015 in the year of our Lord.”

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Luke: “Why the face!?!”

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Luke: “You’re, once again, snatching defeat from the jaws of compliments. No, I was just saying…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew didn’t catch on to Luke’s Dick Clark joke reference

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s lack of faith is average

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Luke and Andrew: “I am reminded of a very memorable New Year’s Eve broadcast that I was a part of. It’s not memorable in the minds of anyone else. What I mean is, I remember it. Oh!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is channeling his inner George Bailey from “It’s a Wonderful Life”

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Luke and Andrew: “There are always people looking for the end of the world, right? I mean, there’s… and it’s typically my family, it turns out. I mean my parents, amazingly, my parents did go Y2Krazy with it. (Ooh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why would you need that; when, I do such an incredibly spot-on Australian accent? Because, I can’t keep up with you.”

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Clips From TBTL #2022

Andrew: “And?”

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Andrew: “God bless her.”

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Andrew: “God, damn it!!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Did Bad Beth take back your appliance?”

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Andrew: “I have mixed (gargled ’emotions’) about that.”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t being very ‘Yes, and.’ I was just being very ‘And.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke… You’re the Orson Welles of radio.”

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Andrew: “Now you’re like Pirate Luke.”

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Andrew: “One of my, umm…. aaagggghhh, I don’t even know what adjective to use.”

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Andrew: “We’ll bring you yesterday’s spoofs eventually.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew sort of reluctantly plays his Pirate Joe’s clip

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Andrew and Luke: “‘But I already watched it.’ That’s my imitation of you, by the way. Yeah, yeah. No, that’s um, that’s spot on. (I already watch it.)”

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Andrew and Luke: Massage chairs and being pleasured

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Andrew and Luke: “Of course, you talk about the Human Touch Reflex 4. Let’s give it it’s full proper, Christian name… Thank you. It’s government.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh. Oh! You were transitioning. I’m being a worse… Oh, my God! You were moving and I was still trying to save the other thing. You were, you were being less ‘Yes, and.’ and more ‘Interesting, but let’s go back and.'”

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Luke: “Canadia”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Get outta here!”

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Luke: “I think to myself… What the fuck am I gonna say?”

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Luke: “I was like, I don’t know how much of this I paid for, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna get off this chair; so, drink it in, residents of Tokyo!”

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Luke: “It is some pretty, pretty, pretty compelling stuff.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hey there Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Thank you very little”

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Luke: “Trust your fears, Andrew.”

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Luke: “We bring you yesterday… yesterday’s spoofs tomorrow.”

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Luke: “Wow! No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then I got up this morning and my little brother, who lives here in the Bay City as well, said ‘Hey, did you feel the earthquake last night?’ … And? That’s my story.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s clip about Pirate Joe’s is one of the most exciting pieces played on TBTL (that and the one from After These Messages)

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not ready to talk about that st… God, damn it!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Canadian Bacon! Get me the ghost of John Candy! I’ve never actually seen that movie, should I? I haven’t either! Okay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like Benghazi. Oh, no. (There’s just) Sorry the line’s going bad. Sorry, um, God! Can you finish up the show without me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jacuzzis and stepdads are things that happened in the 70s and 80s. Hmm-mmm. Right. You know? Right. And, waterbeds.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Keep going. Fuck!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing is distended and lollygagging stomach while on an airport massaging chair

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Luke and Andrew: Luke naming his boat ‘The Li’l Sea-cret’ would be grounds for divorce

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pulls a Keurigous pun

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Luke and Andrew: “They BN Genius with that idea. They BN Genius!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is like every time I’m on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. I’m losing to Roxanne Roberts. Only I’m not editing it out to make you sound better. Sorry buddy. (You son-of-a) I know how it works over there.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I noticed? Notice this… I knew it!!! We can’t not ever hear that. Nope, cannot. Cannot. And, Carey and I, about five times a day, go: I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno.”

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