Clips From TBTL #2017

Andrew: “Carcass! Carcass!”

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Andrew: “Right, ’cause I’m not a Randian hero like you are.”

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Andrew: Singing “Repeated jokes you feel like home”

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Andrew: “Who is Enrique Galt?”

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Andrew: “Wow. Masterful!”

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Andrew: “You know what?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Repeated jokes you feel like home. Now, just think it.”

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Luke: “Chicken Parm… I can’t do it. There’s too many…”

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Luke: “John Galt”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel’ Walsh”

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Luke: Singing “Chicken parm you taste so good”

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Luke: Singing “Repeated jokes you sound so good”

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Luke: Singing “Shouldn’t order this erotic massage”

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Luke: “What did he say to Papa Joe(?) and they hugged at the end? I want to know! It’s killing me!!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2016

Andrew: “A lot of people think of them as ‘BS’ and ‘Super BS’.”

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Andrew: “Come on! This is a vanity project layered on top of a vanity project.”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey-ey-ey Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t need somebody going into the archives, just so that I can self-glorify and be like, ‘that was my first official appearance.'”

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Andrew: “Let’s just call it part of the official Andrew Walsh TBTL canon. That doesn’t glorify me too much, does it?”

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Andrew: “Right. Yes.”

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Andrew: The Hot Dog Story show is flagged and has the stench of boringness on it

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Luke: “As we record this, Donald Trump is not yet President; but, as you’re hearing this, we don’t know.”

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Clips From TBTL #2015

Andrew: “Guess what? I learned yesterday, that’s not even the original hot dog story.”

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Andrew: Hot dog cart was still outside when Andrew left the gym and he learned that there was no God

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Andrew: “How did you know that’s what they call me?!?”

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Andrew: “In classic Walsh fashion, I even screwed this up.”

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Andrew: “So much of the thing!!!”

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Andrew: “That was a real hot dog story.”

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to talk about the Seahawks vs Browns game before it happened

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Cathy, I can’t wait. I have to take a bite of this Panini’ Walsh”

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Luke: Shame Pearl

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Luke: “Wait a second, I just wanna play ‘Earth Angel’. Ah, my hand is disappearing. Shit!”

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Luke: “What’s the original hot dog story?”

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Clips From TBTL #2014

Andrew played a portion from Episode 6 of “After These Messages” that included his father as a guest on the show that included topics about parents dealing with children in ads and a bit about Andrew’s eating habits way back when. Before Andrew and Phyllis got into the e-mail segment of the podcart, Andrew played a voicemail that Luke left on the voicemail box:

Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew and Phyllis listen to the voicemail message Luke left, asking Andrew to not play segments from After These Messages on TBTL

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Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, don’t get into the details yet.”

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Andrew: “And yes, he fucked with the wrong guy today.”

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Andrew: “Before we get to what we’re gonna get to”

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Andrew: “Do not turn that triangle into a circle, young man!”

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Andrew: “Hello my little Nerf-herders.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think the world is short on Gordon Lightfoot.”

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Andrew: “I need to hear what you say first and then I can, then I’ll just follow your lead.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, by the way, that you’re so uncomfortable co-hosting with me, Phyllis.”

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Andrew: “It has gravy on it!”

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Andrew: Luke’s two minute voicemail message either has content or was a butt dial

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Andrew: “None of the last half hour even happened. I’m not gonna even sweat it.”

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Andrew: “Not shopping!”

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Andrew: “One li’l, just tiny, little aside!”

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Andrew: “Phyllis, I should not do this”

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Andrew: “So, that was one heck of a remix.”

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Andrew: “That is public radio right there. That is so public radio!”

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Andrew: “We gotta give you a raise.”

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Andrew: “Why am I suddenly talking like nobody has heard this show before?”

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Andrew: “You are amazing!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Okay, let’s keep an eye on the clock. Let’s do this (Okay). Let’s, let’s bring back the spirit of Jen Andrews of just keeping us on task, and getting done what we need to get done.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Pine nut! (KIRO!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “So wait, the triangle is kind of early onset stress hair; but, then when you get to the ball, it’s like full-blown? (Yeah.)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Stress Hair

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That is public radio right there. That is so public radio! I know. And I had the gall to correct you?!?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “What I’m (Uh-oh) about to do, I should not do.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Evil Giggle

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Phyllis Fletcher: “If he were going all over the sTens Page dookieing on everybody”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Is that dirty?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Ix-nay on Uk-lay.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, we’re gonna, we’re gonna get jiggy with it.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Okay, first of all, what are you doing between now and the party that you can’t go shopping? …not shopping! Why?!? I hate shopping so much. I know, that’s why you’re in this position.”

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Clips From TBTL #2012: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Andrew ‘Drosselmeyer’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Counter-what? Counter-who?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Don’t do this, kids.”

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Luke: “Get rid of the ink blots, start showing me some shit blots from a raven, and you’ll learn, it’s a window into my soul.”

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Luke: “I shit you not.”

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Luke: “I’ll throw some of this other great content at you.”

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Luke: “I’m a schvitzer.”

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Luke: “I’m BYOB, I bring my own belly.”

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Luke: “If you play your cards right, I might give you a chocolate factory outfit.”

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Luke: “It was a regrettable, yet mutually sarcastic event.”

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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary”

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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary, and things will get hairy.”

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Luke: “Larry skies at night, sailor’s delights. I don’t know. Alright.”

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Luke: “Let me, let me lay this knowledge on you.”

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Luke: “Listen buddy! I staked out this as pod-town long ago.”

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Luke: “Not cool.”

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Luke: “Our supporters of the day, the Catherine T. MacAuthur Foundation. Wait, that’s really NPR.”

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Luke: “Please stop admonishing the listeners, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Turn on your Zantac!”

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Luke: “We are recording this on, let’s see, it’s December 15th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty Fifteen.”

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Luke: “We’ve got this special sauce called our navels, and we’re gonna gaze at them.”

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Luke: “What’s up, dude!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A raven just landed in front of me and dropped a steaming deuce! Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Beautiful! Finally (Great.) getting our Christmas on.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s childhood friend hasn’t changed one iota

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Oh, hey Carey. Oh, hey Carey. Wanna to play football?” a la Tommy Wiseau in “The Room”

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Luke and Andrew: “She pays your salary! (That’s right!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play, Addams Family. (Ohh!) Too legit. (Yeah.) Too legit.”

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Clips From TBTL #2012: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Dancers are like fancy poodles.”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t pull it out! Like, you have to stay in there the whole time.”

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Andrew: Explaining what to do when using a Chip and PIN credit card

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Andrew: “God made Sherry and Larry, not Barry…”

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Andrew: “Have you hugged a Gary today?”

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Andrew: “Hey, I live there.”

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Andrew: “Hug a Larry Day isn’t until the summer!”

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Andrew: “I like my rituals.”

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Andrew: “I’m dazzled, I’m dazzled!”

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Andrew: “I’m not violent!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m proud of you, though, for when she said, ‘You should get that checked out.’ I’m proud that you didn’t shout ‘You should get your’s checked out!'”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m done. I’m out. Can we roll closing music?”

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Andrew: “It’s now this ripped open carcass of ugliness that you have to deal with.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My takeaway from is that you think the better part of being a bird is that you can shit anywhere; whereas, most people, the better part of being a bird is that you can fly.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “No, I wouldn’t prefer that. I like my rituals. I like knowing that there’s a modicum of privacy.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is what you do.”

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Andrew: “No! No! Wait. What? Are you joking?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God damn.”

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Andrew: “Ohh, I like it! Like, real NPR style!”

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Andrew: Sound effect of someone shoplifting

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Andrew: “This is what you do; and, if you can get this on tape, all the better.”

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Andrew: “What’cha doin’ here!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Why, why did this suddenly happen to our world? Everything was fine until, like, one day in 2002, I woke up and I couldn’t open anything anymore.”

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Andrew: “You still talking? Huh? Sorry, I’m Googling.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound effect of someone shoplifting and Luke thought it was a glitch in the phone connection

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s boisterous laughter and Luke saying “He waxes it just to the right point.”

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Andrew and Luke: Attempting to find ways to remember if it’s Gary or Larry

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s easy to remember. It’s always, Spring Gary, Fall Larry. No, wait. Hold on. It’s, wait, no that’s not entirely right. It is, it’s Autumn Barrys… No, wait.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? We use every part of the joke. Yes, we do. Including, the joke about using every part of the joke.”

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