Tag: Luke Burbank

Luke: “Be the saxomaphone you want to hear.”

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Luke: “Be the Snohomie you want to see.”

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Luke: “Boy, don’t do this.”

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Luke: “But I will, Andrew. I’ll pull this podcast over and un-thank people.”

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Luke: “Everywhere I look, I see a Snohomie.”

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Luke: “Heading all the way up (Gobble Sound) the corridor to Turkey Town.”

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Luke: Herm Cain

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Luke: High-pitched giggle

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Luke: “It’s-a more like fakin’ it until you make it.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My rusty, trusty sidekick.”

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Luke: “Oh, man.”

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Luke: “Rudy, what’s the torque level? Is it full, or only partially torqued; because, we need to be fully torqued for this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: Saying “Do it!” in a deep and drawn out manner

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Luke: Singing “(B)aah, dit, dit, dit, dit, dit, doo wop…wop” from “Bad is Bad” by Huey Lewis And The News

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Luke: “They’re all crooked! They’re all in the pocket of big…whatever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cher Cher? Right. (Yeah.) Cher Cher. That Cher… That Cher.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reacting to Andrew’s deprecating joke about the Browns by saying “No! No! No! Andrew!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Martin” and Andrew saying “Shkreli” in a funny, stretched out manner

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Luke and Andrew: Luke should say “Wu” instead of “Clan”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing and honking it to Huey Lewis And The News’s “Hip To Be Square”

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Luke and Andrew: “Make it a drunken sweater party for one. Drunken sweater party for one.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sad little rich Albanian-American vs Sad little poor Albanian-American

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Andrew: “But I wasn’t trying to be like, ‘Genevieve, am I not the best boyfriend in the world? Look at me!'”

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Andrew: Describing his awesome, hot shower

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Andrew: “I guess if there was one downside of almost going blind last night”

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Andrew: “I was taking a shower last night, and it was a good shower.”

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Andrew: “Let’s get bom-bom-bom.”

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Andrew: “You’re never gonna make it in pictures with a smile like that!”

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Andrew and Luke: A notification sound played from Luke’s computer while Andrew was talking

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had an issue that involved his left eyeball

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have an upper tooth who identifies as a lower tooth? Yes. Tell me about your upper… Tell me about your bicuspid’s mother.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Right Eye’ Lopes”

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Luke: “Bom-bom-lips!”

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Luke: “Cool show man! Hey, so if you’re ever up in the ‘Ham, we should all get beers!”

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Luke: “I got nothing else to say!”

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Luke: “Is this the part of the show where you tell me you’re not really my step-brother?”

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Luke: “One thing I can say about my kid, she coo’.”

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the On The Media theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the On The Media theme #2

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Luke: “There was some operator error on the accent.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “You call that a backstage crashing? This, is a terrible Australian accent. I mean, I mean, this is a backstage crash.”

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Luke and Andrew: A baby sty was born

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Luke and Andrew: Getting on their On The Media Bom-Bom-Boms

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get a Thera-doctor-tist. Yes you do. That would be great!”

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Andrew: “Ahhhgg!”

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Andrew: “All I want for Christmas is a crap-free oval.”

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Andrew: “Aww, that’s precious.”

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Andrew: “Get them off the porch!”

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Andrew: “I’d love to talk about your life as much as possible; but, as you know, my favorite topic is my life.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Browns fan, I don’t watch Browns games because I think they’re gonna win.”

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Andrew: “It’s a big deal.”

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Andrew: “It’s the most pathetic God damn thing in the world.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, this is gonna get me fired.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s subconscious picked “LB” as initials for a sub-par Christmas tree inspector

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Andrew and Luke: “We can do this one of two ways, Luke. The easy way or the TBTL way.”

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Luke: “Let’s see here, episode one thousand… Wait, what am I saying? Episode 2005 in a collector series.”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be, now, at the end of the regular TBTL broadcast day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s because we kind of do the real ending earlier, that we don’t know what this after-birth is supposed to sound like. Eww.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mistakenly said “Mission Accomplished” instead of “Mission Impossible”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is something that involves a thirty minute suite flo…flute solo (It does) , or a suite flolo?”

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Andrew: “Are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm?”

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Andrew: “And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew: “Did you buy that?”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of mad at you for buying this.”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this”

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Andrew: “Maybe it was because I was walking like Charlie effing Brown all the time with my head down.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: “What is this TBTL junk?”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty.”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty. And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is known as one of the worst actors of a generation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew sounds high when it comes to all of the questions being asked

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Luke: “Absolutely not!”

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Luke: “He is at the very palatial studios of KPCC in Pass-the-doughnuts, California”

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Luke: “Oh. Wow.”

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “What the hell is Walsh singing?”

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Luke: “Yeah, think about it guys. Notice us Burgerville, notice us.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Best toenail clipping of my frigging life! Are you just saying to justify, or are you being serious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brain Donors film. Okay.. It’s… No, no, no! Movie.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can try to do a John Rabe impression. Probably, don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I loved it. It was Burbankly-acclaimed. Okay. Which is not…turns out, doesn’t carry much sway with the HBO execs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll cry out in pain because all of my toenails are about to move into in-grown status (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s more of a flam-rest. It’s flam-rest, flam-rest.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a second! Now, I’m not sure…they’re not really in the show, are they? Are… are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I would be doing right now Andrew, if I were you? What would you be doing? You would, what you would be doing if you were me? Hmm. You would be, or I would be”

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Andrew: Almost at a loss for words

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Andrew: “Good remembering, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Good! I need celery.”

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Andrew: “Good! I need celery. Good remembering, Walsh! That’s what I say to myself, good remembering.”

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Andrew: “I did that thing where I saw celery.”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand how things work.”

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Andrew: “I got that classic Thursday problem”

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Andrew: “I take the fun out of everything.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a ranch-head.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

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Andrew: “Merry God Damn Christmas!”

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Andrew: “More co-op than a co-op.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just up to my ears in celery.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!! I didn’t see that part!”

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Andrew: “Yeah no, you thought you were done with celery talk. Nope. I got, I got 45 minutes of celery talk.”

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Luke: “Although, today we have to call an audible.”

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Luke: “Crying face, crying face, shocked face with Xs over the eyes.”

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Luke: “#ThursWorldProblem”

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Luke: “I like Barry. I’m a huge Barry-head.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Hollywood Fireball Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Otherwise, it’s just a way of scooping ranch dressing into my ranch hole.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A hard celery is gonna fall on this show…one of these days.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought NSW stood for “Not Safe For Work”

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Luke and Andrew: Rudy chimes in on bowling alley talk

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Andrew: Channeling John Lithgow

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Andrew: “I didn’t realize that smartphones… they’re pretty smart.”

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Andrew: “I sat down on the couch, I had a bottle of beer, and I took the plunge.”

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Andrew: “It’s almost Burbankian.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I did something last night that I’m going to cautiously recommend everybody do.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you hard-locked it!”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on with this show?”

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Andrew: “Who’s my good Andrew’s Gmail Login? Who’s my good Andrew’s Gmail Login?”

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Andrew: “You hard-locked it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, it’s not. Luke, I… How dare you!!!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I don’t do a ton of research before the show.”

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Luke: “I have a little bit… I got some of that pickle coming back up on me, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I was so busy before the show, eating this Jimmy John’s pickle. I forgot, we have listeners that hate it when I eat on the air. I’m sorry to those listeners.”

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Luke: “I’m the one who hard-locks!”

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Luke: “In case you’re wondering, my name is Luke Burbank. And yes, I’m actually the host of this show.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit.”

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Luke: “Ordinary seamen, entry-level positions. That’s the exact way I would describe my se(a)men.”

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Luke: “You don’t have time for tangents.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I was also trying to use that time (God damn it!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Hard-locking tbtlmessups@gmail.com

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, do you guys have PO boxes here? Yes, sir! Well, that’s actually the wrong answer. PO box and a personal mailbox are different (Oh, God damn it.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wolfed down a sandwich right before, much of which came back up, as I was trying to broadcast. (Oh, God.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a junkyard of, it’s a junkyard of bad decisions I’ve made. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do a little role-playing. (Oh, good. Oh, great.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the mayo on my vocal cords, that one’s on me. Mmm-kay, you need some pickles (Okay)…wash that down (I know).”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t have the e-mails after asking if he should read the e-mails

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to play the Strong Bad E-mail drop simultaneously

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