Tag: Luke Burbank

At the beginning of the podcart, Andrew recorded a warning to the listeners regarding Santa Claus talk that #2010 contained and that it might not be something children would want to hear. Below is that warning:

Andrew: Pre-show warning about Santa Claus talk

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Cleveland, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna ruin anybody’s thing!”

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Andrew: “I dunno!”

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Andrew: “I even effed that up!!! Jesus, Christmas!”

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Andrew: “I’m taking it one game at a time, Burbank!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Santa brought a nail gun”

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Andrew: “The beauty of being me.”

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Andrew: “We make mistakes… sometimes.”

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Andrew: “You seem so fragile, Luke. It’s rare that I see you so fragile.”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “I think it’s Camarillo” almost in unison

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Luke: “And I’m not going to guess, Andrew. I’m not going to guess anymore on this show.”

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Luke: “Crimenetly, that was bad.”

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Luke: “Exactly what America wants is a guy named Luke Burbank, that’s me.”

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Luke: “Get it together!”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Put down the blood-soaked bone.”

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Luke: “Hold on, I gotta let her out. Sorry. Yeah, it was me. I let the dog out.”

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Luke: “I dare somebody correct me on that!”

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Luke: “I guess”

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Luke: “I will be God-damned if some diabetic, bearded fantasy gets the credit for this Powerpuff Girl-related merchandise that I used my student loan money to pay for. I will be God damn [sic].”

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Luke: “I’m not one to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong”

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Luke: “It is such a bummer!”

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Luke: “It really out Roundball Rocks Roundball Rock, Andrew.”

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Luke: “O as in Olestra. Why would he use a thing that makes you have chip diarrhea, I don’t know.”

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Luke: “Santa’s not coming for you.”

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Luke: “So, that was a real… That was a real Texas three-step. Criminetly, that was bad.”

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Luke: “Tony C… made it out again.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even at this point… Oh shit, the dog just found out there’s no Santa. Oh, this is… This is sad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything seems normal here! (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy… (What? What?) Holy coincidence, Walsh! (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. I dunno!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s growing, Andrew, like a fungus. Like a disease, spreading out from the core!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke forgot that he needed to say “No mountain too tall”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So Andrew, I’m a good person. Yeah, no. You sound, you sound. Boy, it must be great working with you.”

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Andrew: “Again, I’ll be reliving this episode of TBTL for a long, long time.”

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Andrew: “He’s definitely got some problems. Problems up in his brain grapes.”

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Andrew: “I think we live in some exciting days of language, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna keep Googling every word coming out of your mouth.”

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Andrew: “I’m on fire!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me try to spin this back into control.”

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Andrew: “Thank you. I’m on fire!”

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Andrew: “Uttering words all over the place that you couldn’t even edit out.”

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Andrew: “Who is this man?!?”

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Andrew: “Worst. Period. Uber ride. Period. Ever. Period.”

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Andrew: “Yay, Molly!”

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Andrew and Luke: “(That’s my power out) Okay, quickly (That’s my power out) ver… then, that was a, that was quality (Thank you) power outing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “There is really something called pickleball? Yes! You don’t know about pickleball? No, I don’t know about pickleball!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You and I are sarcassing each other (Uh-oh) too much lately.”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy, oh boy!”

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Luke: “But, you know, I’m 39 going on 40, so, that’s gonna happen. You know, my voice is going to crack, I am going through puberty.”

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Luke: “By the way, I’ve got to get my prostrate checked.”

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Luke: “Consider myself more of an Eleven. I’m your Eleven. I’m glad, I’m glad I’m amusing you today. None of the listeners, but you, are amused and that warms my heart.”

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Luke: Deflated “No. No.”

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Luke: “I look like I’m about to give a chocolate factory away.”

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Luke: “I look like I’m about to give a chocolate factory away.” (Edited)

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Oh, fuck you.” while Andrew is ranting

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Luke: “We need to steer into the slide.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a murder of ellipses. It’s a mur… It’s a pickleball of ellipses. That’s your show title, my friend.”

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Luke: “A recursive mirror of Starbuckses that go infinitely into each other.”

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Luke: “And there was just a bunch of stinky beach exposed of self-doubt.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Snohomie’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Breaking news: Luke denied it”

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Luke: “Could possibly muster even one half of a fuck of caring about”

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Luke: “I’m embarrassed at how I used embarrassed-ly.”

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Luke: “It’s fine. Like, it’s always fine.”

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Luke: “Look at this brisket!”

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Luke: “Shmorgan Shmanly is making shmecord shmofits year over year.”

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Luke: “The Man, The Myth, The Papa”

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Luke: Trying to replicate Andrew’s Thinking Quack

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Luke: “Well, this might hurt your feelings, since, I guess, we’re just hurting feelings now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then it’s time for, as I say, somebody else to come stick their hands in the river of news. (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, but what I’m about so say is disrespectful. Oh, good! (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was like, where’s that guy when we do TBTL? I was wondering where was the, where was the hurtful part. There it is (There it is)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is utilizing his hotel desk

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Luke and Andrew: “One steak please. Overcook the meats! (God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Since we’ve agreed to spin this out of control (Yeah), up until we spin it back into control (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You snatched Walsh from the jaws of triumph. (Exactly!)”

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Andrew: “Ahh, keep your day job.”

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Andrew: “Believe it or not, I’m not that much of a, of a funky monkey.”

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Andrew: “But, I got some opinions!”

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Andrew: “Coinkydinkle”

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Andrew: “I always have a show I need to edit down, or edit up, or edit in.”

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Andrew: “I am so not a millennial.”

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Andrew: “I had a really good time; and, I wish I was more like that Andrew more often.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get Andrew on it for a second”

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Andrew: “I’m mostly listening to you too.”

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Andrew: “I’ve always wanted to be a sidekick.”

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Andrew: “Less stuffy, more spiffy.”

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Andrew: “Let’s move on.”

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Andrew: “Look at this brisket”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just gonna tease you like that, because you can’t do anything about it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, my god.”

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Andrew: “Really inapropes”

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Andrew: Thinking Quack

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Andrew: “We are giving you gold here!”

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Andrew: “Weirdo.”

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Andrew: “What do you think of that Walsh? And, I’m gonna be like ‘Blerg!'”

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Andrew: “Which, I wish I thought about that sentence before I uttered it.”

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Andrew: “Come on!!!”

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Andrew: “Good question!”

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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh. Whoo!”

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Andrew: “I’m in Los Angeles, California, the Bay City.”

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Andrew: “Mic drop. Go back to your castle on the mountain.”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Warszawa”

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Andrew: “My love for the Wu.”

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Andrew: “Nine, nine, nine.”

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Andrew: “Oh man, I wish I knew what words meant.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Good night, Kermie” a la Miss Piggy

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Andrew: “Those kind of tech industry, sort of, start-up douche nozzles.”

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Andrew: “We were snuggle buddies.”

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Andrew: “What about the Turkhomies? That was for the Turkhomies!”

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Andrew: “You dig what I mean.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to pronounce a name of a restaurant, “Warszawa”

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Andrew and Luke: Cleveland Browns games are NFL’s Ugly Uniform Parties

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Andrew and Luke: Luke jumped right into Keys to the Show without the normal banter after introducing Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: Luke Roundball Rocked Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “We have (Oh, God) the technology. We have the manpower.”

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