Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “A butterfly of poop talking.”

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Andrew: “Can I do a walk out?”

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Andrew: “I can’t check another place for people to possibly tell us we’re wrong. There so many ways for people to tell us we’re wrong.”

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Andrew: “I think that I might have just pooped myself.”

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Andrew: “I’m old enough to be his dad! That’s not true.”

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Andrew: “It’s a weird thing to tell ya; but, I did and I’m not editing it.”

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Andrew: “It’s the Browns. They Browns.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm. Oh, I’m looking forward to you giving your voice box a rest too, Luke. Don’t get it twisted. What a mean thing to say to my friend and colleague.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it.”

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Andrew: “Say something, because I’m gonna, I’m gonna just die of nervousness up here! You know what I mean?”

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Andrew: Saying “With the best of them” a la Kristen Wiig

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Andrew: “Umm, I… it went okay, it went well. I mean, listen, I had a really good time.”

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Andrew: “What’s up, people?”

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Andrew: “You go into Browns game expecting to lose, but, I mean, they just find new ways to destroy you.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is trying to sell Luke on show title options

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing “All the lights are going down now” with Luke saying “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I don’t know. All I can tell you is that my batteries are about to die. As are the batteries in the Miracle Ears of the listeners. Many of whom started the show in their early twenties and are now very elderly. So we’ve got… I haven’t heard a good Miracle Ear joke in a long time.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Show titles are dropping like the hair on the back of my head.”

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Luke: “The Browns browned it in the, maybe the browniest way that’s ever been browned, last night on Monday Night Football.”

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Luke: Trying to say “Brother Nut” in Mandarin

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Luke: “We’re gonna filibuster like nobody’s watching.”

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Luke: “We’re gonna filibuster like nobody’s watching. It’s gonna be Mr. Burbank Goes to Bellingham, Washington… The Bay City.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke: “Yes Virginia, there is a Rehearsal Claus.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider myself now a Browns fan. I know, I’m sorry (Really, truly.) I’m sorry I did that to you.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tested positive for being a Cleveland Browns fan

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Luke and Andrew: “She ate a piece of deer poop roughly the size of a whiffle ball today, by the way. Can I do a walk out?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Closing time…tie up all the swan boats”

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Andrew: Andrew was not quite sure how long ago Watergate happened

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Andrew: “But, I smelled the pumpkin pie.”

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Andrew: “Can I, can I be honest with you–no.”

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Andrew: “Can you hear this? No, of course you can’t; because, that’s the sound of egg nog and egg nog doesn’t make a sound.”

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Andrew: “Cleveland, I’m in you!”

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Andrew: “Dig it.”

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Andrew: “Hey guys! Thank you, thank you for listening.”

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Andrew: “I did a little premature turkey gobbling there.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Does this involve Rudy?”

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Andrew: “That’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tries to talk over Luke playing David Bowie’s ‘Golden Years’ but Luke wasn’t having any of that

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Andrew and Luke: “Did your dad really write that? Is he… Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke forgot that Andrew had to fly out on Friday to get up to Seattle for TBTL 2K

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no. Are you serious, as we speak, (Yeah!) you’re watching this? They’re gonna drown.”

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Andrew and Luke: One of Andrew’s favorite TBTL moments is when he instant gobbled Luke and Marsupial Gurgle name drop

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL 2K may have to be cancelled because of Luke seeing a deer’s prives

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. What!?! Yeah!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Ebenezer’ Walsh”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Happy Janksgiving!”

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Luke: “I can’t. I can’t, I can’t unsee it man. I can’t unsee it.”

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Luke: “Jank you India”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Listing out the emojis his father sent

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Luke: “Never Again. Never Forget. Burbank Strong.”

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Luke: “No!”

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Luke: Singing “After these messages, we’ll be right back.”

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Luke: “Something, something strong.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And very upsetting… You sound so upset!”

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Luke and Andrew: Egg Nog is a Christmas drink, not a Thanksgiving drink

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saw something quite upsetting while doing the show involving two deer

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Luke and Andrew: “You’d never forget seeing a deer try to hump another deer. Yeah!”

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Andrew: “But, this, this advertising campaign is God damn ridiculous!”

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Andrew: “First time I’ve ever really boycotted the show.”

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Andrew: “I don’t consider a giant meatball, open-face sandwich… Calling that a sandwich is redonk!”

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Andrew: “I thought I was being Burbankian in wanting to tell a story about the wind. Umm, no. That was making fun me more than you.”

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Andrew: “Luke, give me a chance to talk!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I wish I could teach every kid about insecurity.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew boycotted the show until Luke played the “Are you going to finish that croissant?” drop

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Andrew and Luke: “I was thinking that I was kind of being Burbankian in how I feel about… This better be a good thing. Whatever you say next, better be freaking awesome.”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’ve gotta kick anything out of the sandwich family, I think it’s an open-face sandwich; because, even as a kid (Yes!) I recognize that as bullshit.”

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Andrew and Luke: Walshian vs Burbankian perspective on life

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, this is where I go back to my Burbankianism… This better be good.”

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Luke: “And on the 8th day, the bartender rested.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Meh. Okay.”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: “Stop arguing with me.”

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Luke: “The seating is limited here in Chateau de Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I love doing this show sometimes! When you’re right? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s what’s wrong with public radio, Andrew. Here we go.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I’d like to teach the world to not like (To cry) itself.”

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Andrew: “‘Cause again, annoying Batman inside me.”

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Andrew: “Doing what I’m doing now, which is giving a million words when only five are needed.”

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Andrew: “I can stop a, I can stop a show like a… Anyway, I can’t even finish that thought.”

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Andrew: “Okay, that’s good enough.”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad, Burbank.”

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Andrew: “This is a very Walshian/Burbankian moment”

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Andrew: “This is great! Great.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Seventy percent of the business comes from people who don’t leave their vehicles, you lazy (Just like…) effing slobs! You slightly mobile shut-ins.”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL Raw. Yeah. TBTL Rough and Raw!”

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Luke: “Alright, hello! Test, test, 1, 2. Voice, happening. Podcast, beginning.”

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Luke: “Fire another round of cheese sticks, Burbank is here!”

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Luke: “Like I kept trying to figure a non-douchey way to explain to this person, that I knew about this dumpling before they did. I’ve been eating this dumpling for five years!”

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Luke: Saying “Adjusting my meds” while doing the McDonald’s jingle

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Luke: Saying “You gotta be kidding me!” a la Tommy Rizzo

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Luke: “Shout out to our homies in the struggle.”

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Luke: “This ain’t my first rodeo, bring me the food!”

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Luke: “You’re not making a great life decision right now, Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I convert being corrected into pure rage. No… good. That’s good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing bits of Coolio’s “Fantastic Voyage” and “Gangsta’s Paradise” while Andrew is trying to find a clip

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Luke and Andrew: Luke speaking like Alec Baldwin

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Luke and Andrew: “Show’s over. Show’s over. (Bye! Bye!) Show’s over.”

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