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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I made a horrible mistake… Why? When getting into Top Stories, this is like the only time in TBTL that we didn’t play the Top Story sounder. I totally just forgot about it”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “No shit!!! (That’s what I’ve heard)”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Not a lotta crime in New Hampshire; but… dark-ass crime (Yeah) in New Hampshire; like, crazy shit”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “What does it mean if you say, ‘Ping me’? You’re an asshole? You’re awful?”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Cuz, I was sniffing right before the break (Sorry!)”

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Andrew, Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin: “Also, I don’t know if we’re gonna have time to get to this. My girlfriend just posted this on Facebook… and, so I figured… that’s the… Great tease, Walsh! That’s how you know it’s top-of-the-line news”

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Andrew, Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin: “In the meantime, please remember: No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Drawn out “Oh, no!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Oh, no! Oh, no”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Saying “I don’t know how to call anybody!” in a funny manner

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Yes!!!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “New Hampshire? New Hampshire!?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Wait, wait, wait. With Dockers!? How does one bring this outfit together!? One… just… never… cared”

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Nick Jarin: “Hooray, beer!”

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Nick Jarin: “It’s because it’s an Afro-futurism coronation!”

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Nick Jarin: “WomenTheyBeBobsledding.com”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Why does he have (Yes) the bobsled? First of all, sexist. It’s a she”

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TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

January 14, 2018 February 6, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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Clips From TBTL #2549

January 7, 2018 January 7, 2018

Andrew: Drawn out “We’re pretty hungover”

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Andrew: “I regret… something that–Look at Phyllis’s face!”

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Andrew: “I tried to get my VCR pregnant once”

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Andrew: “Oh, so much to regret”

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Andrew: Singing “I have a few”

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Andrew: “We’re ending the show”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I… Regrets, I have a few”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then… somebody will just, kind of… put a sweet burn on us… on Facebook. Every now and then?”

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Luke: “By the way, I have one personal rule… N…never start an Enya song for the third time. That’s an old Burbank family saying”

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Luke: “Computer… bring up Hawthorne Heights”

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Luke: “I dunno why I’m even bringing this up; because, I’m delusional right now”

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Luke: “I, I didn’t do this intentionally”

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Luke: “Nick Jarin from the NW NERD podcast. Just… Internet… NW NERD”

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Luke: “Per ushe”

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Luke: Singing “Who can say where the road goes”

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Luke: “That show kicked… butt”

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Luke: “What sixteen year old is bumping that song in their, in their Honda Civic?”

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Luke and Andrew: Do not confuse Gotye with Goatse

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we regret anything about… the shows that have happened over the last two weeks, Walsh? Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Yes, I regret so many things!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Per ushe. Per ushe”

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Luke and Andrew: “That show kicked… butt. That, that show kicked major booty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would have never occurred to me in high school. I don’t know how I started… I was too busy getting people pregnant”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know what Andrew always says… Never sing… even outta hunger”

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Luke and Nick Jarin: “Ohh, emo and then screamo (Yeah)”

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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “You like it when… it’s spread wide. I do like when it’s spread wide… (Show title) Right when I said that, I realized how bad it was. And then, when Andrew repeated it, I… especially remembered how bad that was”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “And, I know I was drawn to that, cuz I was like, ‘Eeeengh!'”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me tell you some stories, girl”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “See? She’s starting to get pissed now! It’s happening!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Ooh, cap! Ooh, cap”

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Phyllis Fletcher, Nick Jarin and Luke: “You know how that feels? (That’s brutal) Crunchy. Remember that? (Yeah) That’s hella crunchy (Yes)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2548

January 4, 2018 January 4, 2018

Andrew: “I got a good one coming up!”

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Andrew: “If we acted up, man, we were going to get it”

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Andrew: “Not okay!”

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Andrew: “Toys… Toys… Indiana!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I got stories like that too, believe it or not”

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Andrew: “You know that feeling when”

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Andrew, Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Nick Jarin: “Well, you had told that story before though. (Yeah, you have) You had. So, you know… Well, how about the fact that I tell the same story and don’t remember it. Will that be when, will that be when the listeners finally get off (Yeah) the Burbank train? I’m drawing a line. (Absolutely)”

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Luke: “He called himself, ‘The Wheeze from Sugar Hill'”

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Luke: “I finally got to see the yarn–I finally got to see the pencil sharpener museum!”

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Luke: “I’m… maybe digging this hole deeper”

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Luke: “No doi”

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Luke: “Whodathunk?”

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Luke: “You’re the reason that this episode, two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-eight, in a collector’s series… is happening… Bass solo”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you find this at least inoffensive? I don’t find any of it offensive! I like jazz music!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Alright, let’s thank some donors of the day before we get outta here. If you got nothing to say, sing it” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke and Andrew: “Story’s really starting to fall apart, Lauren. You know what? We really need to fact check these before we put them on the air. What are you making up, Lauren?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re not the only one who can get real, Phyllis! I was just gonna say: are you my dad!?”

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Luke, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Luke telling a story about getting banned from a casino early one morning through 9 AM that same morning

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Nick Jarin: “Lifehack… fight people at casinos”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop it!”

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Clips From TBTL #2547

January 4, 2018 January 4, 2018

Andrew: “Everybody, just grow up”

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Andrew: “Foo-pah! [ph] Shake your rump-ah!”

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Andrew: “Foo-pah!! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t like dead air”

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Andrew: “I’ve been doing this show for five years!”

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Andrew: “It’s too temperate!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, baby. Yeah!” to the Mellow Hold Music and while Luke is talking

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Sweet Phil from Cranb… Not Cranberry Hill”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Teriyaki Madness… (Madness) Which is the worst name”

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Luke: “And, getting all my ducks in a row; and, in fact… my ducks were off by one”

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Luke: “And, in no way to hijack your story and make it into my story”

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Luke: “Foo-pah? [ph]“

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Luke: “I’m an error machine”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This is episode two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-seven in a collector’s series, maybe. I hope so… I’ve double-checked this with Mr. Andrew Walsh. I know, last week… I made some mistakes. I regret those mistakes; which, I guess, you know… works well with the theme”

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Luke: “We call it, ‘Teriyaki Mental Illness’… ‘kay? It’s very stigmatizing”

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Luke: “Well, tomorrow, back to tattoos people wish they didn’t get”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we have some great… special guests here. Of course, Luke Burbank… and Andrew Walsh is who I’m talking about… That’s, that’s me… I’m the Andrew Walsh one. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was off by one number for all of last week’s recordings. Did you do that as a bit? Did you do that because you were worried that we wouldn’t have #content… for the second week. You’ve met me before, right? What do you think the chances are that I did that intentionally?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, when I heard that, I was like, ‘Holy shit… this lady is good at this.’ So… Aww, thanks”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You are one fine motherfucker. I mean, you look good, yes you do. You look like you sweat honey and your dookie don’t stink. Yep. That’s my dad!”

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Luke, Andrew, Nick Jarin and Phyllis Fletcher: Luke’s derring-do of thinking of becoming a fire fighter and a derring-don’t for not taking the test to be one

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Nick Jarin: “Now I talk to computers”

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Nick Jarin, Andrew and Luke: “You’ve got a great name for it… I feel like like, (Oh, yeah) ‘Luke Burbank, Fire Fighter’ (Yeah) just sounds right. You should make those business cards, anyway. Dear Vistaprint. You don’t have to take a test to make a business card”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I want Genevieve’s job, man!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “I don’t wanna do that!!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Sweet Phil from Sugar Hill”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2546

January 3, 2018 January 3, 2018

Andrew: “Allow me to retort”

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Andrew: “And, there’s zero, zero, zero percent chance… that I pronounced that right, Luke”

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Andrew: “Get in here, Gregory!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, I’m on some sketchy territory here” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Get outta here!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Don’t turn around”

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Andrew: “Start talking; because, the more you talk now… the less I’ll have to edit in post”

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Andrew: “That’s a callback to a show we did four weeks ago”

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Andrew: “What was I going to say before I said that? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Are you… even… for real?”

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Luke: “Because, I, I down–I like grabbed this off of YouTube and I just did a sloppy job of it… But, the fact that it bothers Andrew, it’s really all I have”

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Luke: “Hey, P-Fletch!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be… I’m gonna be heading to Bow… two weeks ago… for my wife’s birthday dinner. I love Bow, Washington”

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Luke: “It’s always dark in Mordor”

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Luke: “Jank-tastic”

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Luke: “Oh, hell yeah”

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Luke: “Party and bullshit, and party and bullshit”