Tag: Phyllis Fletcher

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Clips From TBTL #2943

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Andrew: “All he wants is love and food”

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Andrew: “Also, what the fuck is with my mic?”

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Andrew: “Be quiet! Tshh-tshh!”

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Andrew: “But, it was years and years ago, and I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I did not have a furry phase!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself”

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Andrew: “I love it so much, Phyllis Fletcher!”

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Andrew: “Let’s see… (Boo! You suck!) Oh, come on, Phyllis! It’s my last day! You’re supposed to be building me up, not tearing me down”

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Andrew: Making a series of beeping sounds

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Andrew: “Never heard anything from those… mofos”

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Andrew: “Nope! Nope!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Walsh!!”

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Andrew: “Rawr!”

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Andrew: Saying “TBTL Summer Games!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This is gonna fricking kill me”

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Andrew: “This is just totally me and my… silly… ego and insecurity”

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Andrew: “Well, I did tons of shit like that!”

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Andrew: “Well, you gotta do it in the closet!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Did I say ‘public radio style school’? What did I just say? (Something like that) I’m… losing my words”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Forget… everything I just said. Okay”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m gonna have to go out there with my little squirt gun and squirt him in the butt a couple of times… (Oh, no!) That’s gonna have to happen”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It is… so… weirdly muggy outside! It is!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You two are ridiculous (Aww!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Making cat sounds

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “D-d-d-d-d-destruction!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Snatch! Boom! Pow! We stole your quiz!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I got to meet him at the same PRPD where Luke and Steve Nelson met… Really? Yeah! Oh, which lead to the job I have today. Sure did. Doing this bullshit. Yeah”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I’m not used to this! Like, I’m a fragile Seattle flower. (Yeah!) I cannot deal… with, like, humidity and heat at the same time”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis rapping along with ODB’s “Recognize” and gets bleeped by Andrew due to the F word

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You sound like you’re reading a fucking book report. What!?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2942

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Andrew: “And, I’m not part of the Stern-iverse”

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Andrew: “And, then, we will continue with this episode of TBTL. Thanks… Did I say ‘Thanks’?”

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Andrew: “Andrew ‘A-List’ Walsh”

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Andrew: “Be a Luke here”

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Andrew: “Flying in for the hottie stuff?”

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Andrew: “I understand now… how hard it is to actually stop”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear!”

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Andrew: Saying “Happy Blursday, Allison and Jack!” in a movie promo voiceover voice

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Andrew: “That’s, like, my style of drop”

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Andrew: “This is such a bad idea”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And, I have an idea that is just terrible… (Oh, good!) and, I was looking forward to… foisting it upon you”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, this is so (Oh) synergistic. Uh-huh”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Phyllis played a random audio clip from an Internet sound board and it ended up being a lot bluer than either expected it to be

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Ya see how this sounds? Yes!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Center yourself, homie”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I don’t wanna go back”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, dear”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “That guy is a drip! Who knows what’s up with that guy”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I went down a… a Reddit rabbit hole on this whole (Uh-huh) thing… They call it a Reddit-hole. Oh, there you go”

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Clips From TBTL #2908

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Andrew: Saying “Now, I am ready to party… with the best…”

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Andrew: Singing the first bit of Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “Sorry, not sorry!”

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Andrew: “This is a whole new Andrew”

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Andrew: “Well… have you heard the show?”

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Andrew: “You have bell, will travel”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back at it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz nobody rocks like… Coober Pedy! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We found a way… TBTL… finds a way… Where there’s a Ten, there’s a way”

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Carey Burbank: “It was weird. He asked her to put an extra inch of… fabric where his… near his… pants where the–so it doesn’t… ride up his butthole”

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Luke: Drawn out “Do it!”

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Luke: “He’s the longest running co-G of the show”

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Luke: “I would describe the thank you gifts as… ‘the illest’… and some of them as… ‘na’ ridic'”

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Luke: “I’ve been holding it in since I stopped drinking”

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Luke: Saying “I’m here… he’s going down to the Radio Shack?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah. Youz like those pins?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We work together!!”

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Luke: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back agit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, honestly… Andrew, you and Phyllis are… pretty much my only two friends… left… who will talk to me… So, if we… if, if the budget… (Carey’s over there, by the way) She’s not my friend. She’s my wife”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza… Prank call… Heggies, Heggies, Minnesota, Stu-bot… (Right, right) Heidi’s best friend. Click here, Studio 1A”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, if I’m still alive, am I still number one? Mmm… Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna hear the quest–the answer to!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My phone… is talking to the computer (Okay) that’s just talking to the thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “They love to roof, roof, roof! (They do)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until we meet again, please remember: No lobster too tall… and, good luck to us”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Can you take me high enough… Can you fly me over… (I was think–I don’t know that song) fly me over yesterday”

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Weird flex, bro… (Yeah!) (Hey!) but, okay”

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “When’s the last time we had a Dazzling Donor Nora McInerny? Right. Never! (Exactly) Has she cried on your show? When is she not crying? Oh-ho… (Oh, stop it!) damn! Too soon? Too soon?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I knew it!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, I just donated!!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You are so crazy!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I’m as mad as hell… (Mmm-hmm) and, I’m not going to take this anymore!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Oh, just stop it you!! It’s too late to take your donation back. You!”

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Steve Neuman: “I know it’s been covered… on your previous cockamamie, wrong-headed adventures”

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Steve Neuman: “Nora McInanamananerny”

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Clips From TBTL #2849

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Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat. Why am I talking to you from the bathroom of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat? Well, a couple of reasons. For starters… our brand new colleague, Phyllis Fletcher, is in my studio right now… editing up a storm; and, I didn’t wanna bother here”

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Andrew: “How about ‘The Self-Shaming Never-Nude’?”

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Andrew: “If this was a clothing optional studio… I would be locked eyes with Phyllis right now, like, so hardcore. My eyes would not waver from her eyes. I swear to God”

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Andrew: “Who are we?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Was your bathing suit… like… typical… trunks, or was it a Miami meat tent? What’s the situation with you? It was a flesh-colored ding-a-ling sling”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Can we just clear something up right here at the top? Are you our boss? Ders keeps saying that; so, yes… Yes”

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Luke: “Cha-chung!”

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Luke: “Clothing is just a thing we came up with as humans… to keep… random stuff from hitting our junk”

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Luke: “Everything there has been touched by someone’s taint”

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Luke: “Go, you”

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Luke: “Hi, guys! How’s it going?”

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Luke: “His… dong is like… solidly purple!”

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Luke: “How do you not mess with Werther’s, dude!?”

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Luke: “How long do I have to stay in this hot tub to justify the fifteen dollars I paid to be in this hot tub?”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna sound like a prude”

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Luke: “Stay in your lane, Walsh. No, this is not your lane”

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Luke: “This is some legit mountain man shit going on out here”

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Luke: “What is going on here!?”

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Luke: “With his… throbbing purple member!”

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Luke: “You are standing on what is effectively a stage… of nudity”

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Luke: “You don’t know me. You don’t know my life”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna preface all of this by saying: I’m the one who’s hung up… I am hung up… The, the human body is beautiful and natural… We should not shame. It’s kinda gross”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are you a… outdoors person, Fletch? Oh, hell no!”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Beautiful… purple peens. You are crazy! Stop it!”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, I swear to God, Phyllis, if you ever say that to us… I am (I know) figuring out who my boss is, and I am reporting you to them (I know)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Boop-boop!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Hardy-har-har”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I mean… I… Uhhhh!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s so mean though!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me at her!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, hell no!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, my!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Fuck’s wrong with you, man!? (I know!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m about to ask this; but… throbbing? Is that… Welcome to the team, Fletch! (This is really…) How would you edit this show? (Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2563

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Andrew: “Also, if you’re hearing this, I’m so sorry about so much… that you’ve heard”

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Andrew: “Do I complain about my job? Aw… damn! I, I, I just said, as everything fell on me”

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Andrew: “God, my parents still don’t know about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not the one casting stones here. I brought the, I brought the damn things”

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Andrew: “Listen, you don’t have to say that sentence with shame; but, you don’t ever say it with pride”

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Andrew: “Man… somebody cracked a… bag of jägers, didn’t they?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m talking your language… son of Walter Burbank”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “That’s at least three flarps worth of jägers, man!”

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Andrew: “The Luke Burbank Story”

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Andrew: “This smells worse than a Landjäger!!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Show me your bus face. It looks like your face right…”

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Camaro Kev: “Ooh… a real Russian roulette of jägers there”

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Camaro Kev: “Shut up! You shut up! You shut up!”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re in the porta-potty district”

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Luke: “Cleveland, this is for you!”

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Luke: “Even by my standards of squishy… truth”

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Luke: “God bless it!”

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Luke: “I don’t, I, look, I’m, I’m sorry to go snowflake on it”

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Luke: “I got the time, if you’ve got the diapers”

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Luke: “I know that you’re not a, a doctor… so… not trying to just speculate; but, medically, what do you think what was going on… to make this happen for this person?”

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Luke: “I regret nothing… for the record”

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Luke: “Just hep cats doing their thing”

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Luke: “My mind explained”

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Luke: “Oh, I did make out at that one!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t… get too high on your supply. Also, can you please deliver my Toppik? I need it… I need it before the big show. I gotta put my wig on… but, also, don’t get too high on your supply” in a very loopy manner

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Luke: Singing along to a sample used in Young MC’s “Principal’s Office”

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Luke: “Super dookie”

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Luke: “That is a man… who has seen a super dookie”

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Luke: “That’s so grubbin'”

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Luke: “You know, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and podcast”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “Porta-potties don’t show up… reeking of human excrement. But, what if they did? What would that factory look like? (Oh my God!) A factory of sadness… and, it all comes back to the Cleve!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “David from the Basement just said he has to pee”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “Oh my God, it’s David Burbank!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “There… wasn’t anything illegal about it”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You asked me earlier… if it was, if it smelled okay in here; and, it did… and then, it didn’t. The end”

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Clips From TBTL #2562

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Andrew: “3-D, 3-D, 3-B!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much red in my life; and, I see red a lot”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Are you mad at me; or, are you from Seattle? I dunno”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not a sporto; but, that’s not what I know about basketballs”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What is with those?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, hello there!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You have my attention” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Throw your vape pens in the air!”

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Andrew: “You can’t tell if people are mad at you or they’re just Wallingford. Like, and, that is the goddamn truth, man!”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Those are two different bands! Barely. Barely”

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Andrew and Luke: “His name is Uncle Luke. He’s running around the lake right now. I’ll, I’ll introduce you to him later. Hey, who’s looking for me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where are you, Luke? Standing right behind the van, sharpening a knife”

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Camaro Kev: “God, boy… I am a loser”

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Camaro Kev: “Thanks for… chiming in… exhausted Luke”

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Luke: “And, I have a computer thingy”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m surrounded by clocks”

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Luke: “Follow your, follow your tangents, bro. Wild tangents can’t be broken”

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Luke: “Haters gonna hate”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew. For once, can this not turn into a pro-life conversation?”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody, it’s a little loud in here… Get your testicles out!”

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Luke: “I did go sneak behind a tree… and relieve myself; because, nothing is open here”

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Luke: “I know Warren G; and, you sir, are no Warren G”

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Luke: “I’ll dig through shit if it saves me seven hundred dollars!!”

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Luke: “My mom… God love her”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t my house. It doesn’t smell like my house”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Was that bad?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke: Singing “All my friends are dead” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s how Susie B rolls”

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Luke: “They call me, ‘Lucas with the lid on'”

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Luke: “Turns out, I have a pattern with this”

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Luke: “What… kind of a world is this?”

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Luke: “Worth it!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I don’t mean to… I don’t wanna cut in; but… could you do me one kindness? Yeah, get you… a coat? Could you move the van… so, when David gets back, he thinks you’re gone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the biggest… load of Seattle bullshit I’ve ever heard. Put on the brights!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait. So, it’s gonna feel like this… until we’re done at the Re-bar? Am I gonna stay this way? Is this real life? Is this real life?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “P-Fletch… how’s the smell? It’s fine. It is not funky in here at all… Swear to God”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: Drunk Town

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Um, excuse me. If you could turn this off, that would be great. Oh… God, entitled…”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You tried to regulate, and you failed! That’s right… that’s right”

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