Andrew: “And, ensuring that the congressman doesn’t talk to too many reporters. As for dealing with reporters, ‘generally less is more,’ the document reads. Wonder if it’s a Republican.”
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Andrew: “But, I gotta say, you’re saying that with your… words, not your voice”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: “Hey, that was Jen Andrews!”
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Andrew: “I can play that all day, people”
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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t take ‘ASAP’ anymore”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna talk about it”
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Andrew: “I’m all, I’m all confused”
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Andrew: “I’m officially dubbing this… a ‘No Rules Friday’ edition of TBTL”
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Andrew: “I’m sure you said that; I’m a bad listener”
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Andrew: “Is this the power of social media that everybody’s been telling me about!?”
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Andrew: “It’s like the first time you tried smoking weed, right? It’s like, ‘What about now? Am I high now?'”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “No, really!?!”
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Andrew: “No!!”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn! We just got a free vacuum cleaner!”
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Andrew: “Phyllis, I’m still halfway through Monday’s show!”
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Andrew: “We have… One Million Rules For Driving My Congressman. That’s what we’re gonna call this, this segment”
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Andrew: “Well, stay safe from the No Tooth Bandit!”
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Andrew: “Why doesn’t it say that!?!”
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Andrew: “You, you can tell, right on–just, they’re all just about to say something mean about me. They’re all just… you can see that… smirk in their eyes”
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Andrew: “You’re not making me!!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew is trying to remember something and Phyllis thinks this is the perfect time for people to fall asleep
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “‘But, do not touch, bump, punch, choke or verbally attack the tracker’ I would say, ‘or the congressman’. Right. Or, anyone ever. Or, anyone ever! Why doesn’t it say that!?!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Clearly, you… you’re fucking getting it done in life; (Thank you) like, you’re a very successful woman, (Thank you) personally and professionally. Thank you.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Eventually… you’re not gonna be there to have my back (Ohh!)”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Good things happen when Luke and I are recording a show on a boat. This time, though, we’ll be looking directly at the sun (Oh!) while we do it. (Oh, God!!) You, be careful, you.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I think I’ve changed; but, I’ve gotten in trouble on this show before… for just stating that… I don’t even want to (No) fucking repeat it. Andrew’s already turning red. Spit it out. What did you do?”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Sorry, the, the line is bad. We’re gonna have to let you go.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Who knows, anything goes! (Yeah!) Anything goes today. It’s Cavalier Andy.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re right. You know what? Nobody turn him in! He’s adorable. (Right) Oh, dear.”
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Andrew, Jen and Phyllis Fletcher: The Music for Your Weekend segment is like a hibernating bear
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Jen: “Nothing ever goes my way, huh”
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Jen and Phyllis Fletcher: “How many white guys in their fifties with no teeth… are in eastern Washington right now? Like four? How many legs does he have and is his name Mike? No. I did, I did want to say, ‘Is it all there down below the knee?’ But, I didn’t. Yeah.”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Busted!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Cute Chuckles
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Damn!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, no!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Okay”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Previously, on TBTL”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop sub-tweeting yourself, Andrew! It’s a cool segment. Stop it.”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “What’s up with that?”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah! You stop it, Andrew. Stop ruining my story.”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “And, you’re gonna ask me about my shirt. Oh, yeah. What’s with your shirt? I am wearing a Little Red Bandwagon shirt… You are”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Parker Brotha. Parker Brotha!!!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know what? She still got it. That was a power out. (That was!)”
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