Tag: Phyllis Fletcher

Back on TBTL #2180, Andrew and Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman were trying to figure out the name of the song, and who sings it, that Andrew had stuck in his head. TBTL Ten Ashley was able to find the song and it was Peabo Bryson’s “We Had Once in a Lifetime”. Andrew and Phyllis were discussing it on #2181 and Andrew wanted to compare his singing the phrase “Once in a Lifetime” against the original version.

Andrew: Comparing his “Once in a Lifetime” singing against Peabo Bryson

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Later, Andrew tried to play both his version and Peabo Bryson’s version at the same time to see if Andrew nailed or not. Unfortunately, things got tricky and Andrew could not it on the show. So, I played around with things and got the following result:

Peabo Bryson and Andrew: “Once in a Lifetime” Mashup

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Other than the pacing of the phrase “Once in a Lifetime”, which Andrew was a tick or two faster than Peabo Bryson, Andrew was pretty darn spot on.

 

Andrew: “A hornball 40 year old who just wants to get some face time with Katniss Everdeen; but, shit, let’s go with it.”

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Andrew: “And welcome to TBTL, everybody. Luke is gonna be back on Monday.”

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Andrew: “Are they helpful or are they smart-ass?”

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Andrew: “Geez Louise!”

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Andrew: “God dang it! Okay, let’s try it again.”

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Andrew: “I refuse to do it.”

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Andrew: “Keep those feelings bottled up; and then, pour booze on top of them!”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about us and our relationship for a second here, Phyllis…”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit no!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m just not that fun.”

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Andrew: The listeners came through on figuring out Andrew’s mystery song from #2180

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Archery! Ooh, you lucky duck!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Choosing from four outfit options in a magazine quiz

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “How mad would Luke be if we ended up going to the batting cages without him? (Ha-ha!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I love badminton, (Oh!) it’s a great lawn game.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I said to the woman, I’m like, ‘So, how long have you been interested in Kelzmer music?’ Ohh! And the woman looked at me and she just said, ‘What did you just say?’ Oh, no!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I would watch the shit out of that! Ooh, that’s a new slow TV idea.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It dang. Umm, it dinged, or it danged. Umm… (Sure)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: My suggestion of Wienerschnitzel was mentioned on the show

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Tempest the arcade game

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That’s what I thought! (Yep)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We were watching the fights! (Right)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “What the hell is all that noise? Do you hear that? Lawn mowing.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America again.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America, off to Costa Rica again!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Well, umm, I love anything where you’re embarrassed; and so, (Shit) leaving the house is great. It’s funny, I hate anything where I’m embarrassed; which, is why I don’t leave the house.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And, as the ice melts, you know, it’s gonna get more and more, um, less spicy. (Mmm-hmm) It’s only gonna get more and more, less spicy.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “For better or for worse, like, shit is really happening. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “God don’t make no junky celery. (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “No. What!?!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Now, I’m just thinking about Genevieve and I forgot where I was going… Awwwwwww!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, do you want booze in it? Oh, yeah! Yeah.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We’re all gonna die, right mommy? Yeah, one of these days. (Oh my God) Not right now.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You can do a dance while you shake, I’m not gonna do that now. And, I’m not admitting that I ever do that while I’m alone. What if I turn around, and promise not to look?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re whacky and white, yeah! Yeah!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “And also, um, you have a giant head or something, cuz my headphones keep falling down.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Chuckling

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, yeah!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Okay!!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “And Satan will be disguised as a snake!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Dark skin brother, light skin brother… We could name the show that. We could!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Don’t the people close to me understand when I do the show? Don’t the co-hosts, don’t the titular hosts know that I do the show around 1-ish? No. No, they don’t.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Free-wheeling and Whacky

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I might be addicted to workahol; because, it is hard… Are you just quoting, is this like opposite of Garfield poster time? Yes.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I think that’s so great. That’s great? That’s, that’s not… great.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I, I need to be a dork and look at the ingredients for a second. Oh, no!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis demonstrating her sexy  move to Andrew

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “That’s next? You’re pulling an Andrew. I am! That’s so sad. Okay.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You don’t watch the news, cuz you’re a kid. Exactly.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You need a little, a little Hart and a big Johnson.”

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Scooping up ice cubes

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TBTL Episode Calculator: “This is episode number 2149, in a collector’s series.”

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Andrew: “And I’m so sick of bacon flavor everything, so I refuse to buy bacon flavor rimmer.”

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Andrew: “And then, I think it’s time to shake, shake, shake.”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again! We are filled with technical difficulties today, this is what, the third, fourth, fifth time we’ve tried starting the show today. So, you guys, you miss out on my wonderful Brexit humor.”

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Andrew: “As Steve Martin once said, ‘Some people have a way with words. Other people, way not.'”

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Andrew: “But, that is the rimmer.”

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Andrew: “Do it!”

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Andrew: “Do you even fucking listen to this show!?!”

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Andrew: “He had his own little, his own little Brexit, his own little, his own little Lexit from the show today. See? We’re getting there.”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody at the Poly Clinic!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to read.”

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Andrew: “I had a joke. It wasn’t a great joke, but it was a Brexit joke. And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again!”

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Andrew: “I think I was nervous. Eh, whatever, I don’t need to make excuses. Everybody knows I’m a dingus.”

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Andrew: “I, I do things differently.”

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Andrew: “I, unfortunately, am your host.”

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Andrew: “I’m not joking when I say I don’t know, my brain locks up when you ask me that.”

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Andrew: “I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m totally off my game, such a bad way to start a show; but, I can’t start it over. I can’t start it over!”

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Andrew: “If you can trust Google’s analytics; which, sure, why not. They’re listening to us now anyway. I love you Google.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing Hiccup

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Andrew: “Like, I would rather have no Bloody Mary than a bad Bloody Mary. You know what I mean, I hate bad Bloody Marys.”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh, you brought a fan. You brought a fan?!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Pickled asparagii”

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Andrew: Saying Worcestershire several ways

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Andrew: “She puts the ‘Aaaaay’ in staycation”

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Andrew: Singing “Say, say, say!”

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Andrew: Singing: “She’ll take a bite out of it and show it to you before you die!”

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Andrew: “So, that about a shot? You saw that come out.”

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Andrew: “The center cannot hold!”

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Andrew: “Theo’s giving us… Are you okay Theo? Alright. I would consider that a dirty look.”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be so bad.”

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Andrew: “Well, our Top Story for today is this mother-tootin’ Bloody Mary in front of my right now, made by one Phyllis F Fletcher.”

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Andrew: Whispering “Phyllis is not really good at this.”

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Andrew: “You guys are like the aunt and uncle I’ve never had.”

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Andrew: “Boy… she should piss me off more often, because…”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding on that.”

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Andrew: “Everybody, language alert. Grow up.”

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Andrew: “For a change, it’s not just two bros bro-ing it up in here.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Internet!”

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Andrew: “Hey, uh, TBTL Episode Calculator, what episode is this? This is episode 2098 in a collector’s series.”

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Andrew: “I am not, no, oh, that makes me feel so bad!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any books in this room, because I can’t read.”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know what the fuck!”

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Andrew: “I, I own up to my Donovan love, to the extent that I have Donovan love.”

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Andrew: “I’ve gotten some letters from listeners saying, ‘Please, just stop saying those words in that order. Please? Please!’ They said, ‘Stop doing that.'”

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, I don’t think I deserve it anymore.”

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Andrew: “Meredith! I don’t like Browns! Not the team, the people! Tweet it!”

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Andrew: “My way indeed. Hello, Internet!”

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Andrew: “Number one, I’m not a runner; and, number two, I’m not a woman.”

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Andrew: “Oh, really?!?”

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Andrew: “She’s a chaos muppet and I’m an order muppet.”

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Andrew: “That don’t work for me.”

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Andrew: “That whole night was a blur for me.”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit.”

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Andrew: “The calculator, is a woman. Women can be anything these days.”

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Andrew: “The woman who puts the ‘Ph’ in Phlursday, Phyllis ‘Fletch’ Fletcher.”

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Andrew: “Then they just started to mine the hell out of my teeth.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL, the podcast that you stopped trying to explain to your friends, a long, long time ago.”

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Andrew: “Well, look at you, Mr. Rich Fancypants!”

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Andrew: “Yeah?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And you’re like, ‘That don’t work for me.’ Yeah.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew was the rightest

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew yelling “Shut up! Shut up! You’re not a detective!” and Phyllis saying “Right” in response to a “Murder, She Wrote” clip

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are we still in our e-mail segment? Yes. Okay.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I would like to say once again, I hope you’re enjoying that burrito. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That is how much I don’t want to talk about period pants. Let’s talk about something else. (Sorry!) Just kidding.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You wanna have a non-runoff sometime? Yeah, that would be awesome! Let’s have a, let’s have a race to nowhere. I win.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Badness is happening under there”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Disgusted Sound

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I win.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m not a tax attorney. This is not legal advice, but…”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No, no. I had a sweet apartment in Belltown, man! Sweet.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “What?!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Do you remember that feeling from when you were a kid when you pee your pants, and then… Yeah, from when I was a kid.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Dr. Tucker, you smoke? I thought that was bad for your teeth? And then, he went, ‘Pffff, it’s not. It’s bad for your gums.’ I love that man! Yeah.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Forgetting About Dre

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis singing the “Murder, She Wrote” theme song while Andrew is talking

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “This is a very, very Andrew-ish story, I think. Oh, you mean that it’s short, to the point, and very funny?”

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TBTL Episode Calculator: “This is episode 2098 in a collector’s series.”

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