Tag: Steve Neuman

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Clips From TBTL #2283: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Steve Neuman left a voicemail message for Luke and Andrew to sharp-shoot a couple of items from the previous show(s).

Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “But the… Internet! Like it says it right here! I’m pulling out my phone, like these people give a shit.”

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Andrew: “But, that, that’s such a Burbank thing, though”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you an experience I had with Uber? I assume the answer to that question is, ‘Yes, we have a podcast to do and it’s all about storytelling’.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “Clapper, give TBTL a good review on iTunes”

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Andrew: “Crème de la Scream”

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Andrew: “Ewww”

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Andrew: “Good interviewing means you always ask one question at a time; because, otherwise, the interviewee, me in this case, can decide to take the questions any direction he chooses.”

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Andrew: “Google this, Google that”

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Andrew: “Hi, welcome to ‘Better Cheddar’. How can I help you?”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m bit more moderate on turtles these days. Used to love them, used to like them, then I loved them; now, I’m kind of like, eh, I can go either way.”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I liked Hoyer”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking for a favor! I’m asking for you to do something nice, just cancel the ride!”

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Andrew: “It’s a little bit not under profile”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Making bird cooing sounds

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Andrew: “Now would be the time to say you’re sorry!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t pick me up. Please don’t pick me up!”

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Andrew: “Product Nineteen, it’s delicious. Product Nineteen, it’s delicious.”

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Andrew: Re-telling of this latest rental car counter experience

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Andrew: “Really!”

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Andrew: “She’s gonna get the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “So, Kevin McCallister kinds of chops and screws that in the kitchen, as he is trying to negotiate, you know, getting the pizza.”

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Andrew: “Trump won the election and then I didn’t care anything anymore. That’s the truth.”

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Andrew: “Turns out, your strategy, all along, was to soil yourself.”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear this BS!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not gonna pick you up! If I pick you up now, you’re gonna give me zero stars!”

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Andrew: “Well, you’re getting the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “Wha happened?”

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Andrew: “What is that?”

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Andrew: “What the hell did I do wrong?!”

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Andrew: “What’s a TBTL?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, what did you do!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew now associates the word “wizard” with the KKK

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Andrew and Luke: “Charles’s gonna e-mail us back, ‘Every time you did that, my light went off! Because I live in 1987.'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Clap On! Clap On! Clap Off! Now, people’s (The Clapper) lights, people’s lights are going on and off”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, don’t praise the machine. What about those clowns in Congress? This is about job security. Suddenly, that, that Simpsons joke is not so funny anymore.”

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Andrew and Luke: Making the “It’s a Trap Queen” joke at the same time

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s still good meat on that flauta? Bro?”

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Clips From TBTL #2270

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Andrew: “Ah, you don’t even know the half of it. We’re just getting started!”

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Andrew: “Anders with a hard ‘awn’ [ph]“

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Andrew: “But, I am to that point in the intro where I am sick of my own voice”

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Andrew: “Don’t look! Don’t look!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Eh, sounds reasonable. You know, can’t trust the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “For better or for worse. For better or for worse.”

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Andrew: Hesitation Sound

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Andrew: “Hey, how about those Seahawks? Who would-a guessed a blow out, or something like that.”

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Andrew: “His name is Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman. I am gonna warn you, he’s coming in hot today, guys.”

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Andrew: “I am becoming the biggest, like, Live Wire groupie”

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Andrew: “I can’t talk to you right now! I’m taping the game!”

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Andrew: “I often get butt-dials from Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t make too light of this; but, I probably will”

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Andrew: “I was up all, all last night, working on that, that dumbass mixtape that I keep on saying that I’m gonna post on SoundCloud”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say that you were Stu-bot on the spot there”

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Andrew: “‘I’m mixing fat beats, Genevieve.’ And she’s like, ‘No really, what are you doing?’ I’m like, ‘I’m mixing fat beats, Genevieve.’ There’s no, there’s no better way to put it.”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be an interesting No Point Conversion, folks. It’s gonna be a lot different, I think.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Love that man!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank does not take no for an answer”

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Andrew: Luke made it on to his cruise and Andrew gets to wear the hero’s cape

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Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh; and, I’m hosting the dang podcast this week”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, I can’t remember”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. I already hate this song.”

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Anyone can see”

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Andrew: “Tell me everything about this Pod-dog”

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Andrew: “That was my power out on that story”

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Andrew: “This is the time where we thank our Merle Haggard, If We Make It Through December level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “What the hyuuuuh!”

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Andrew: “‘You don’t work on the show.’ And, I’m like, ‘Yeah, I know. But, you guys are fun.'”

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Andrew and Piper Neuman: “Piper! I wanna start by saying, I’m, I’m the one who likes you. I’m not (Yes) mortal enemy. Okay, do we have that established? Yes.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Andrew is always threatening Genevieve with palimony

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Andrew plays a Chopped and Screwed version of “It’s Your Birthday”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “I dunno, it’s a pretty thin show today; but… Thanks, man! Sure, no problem.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Luke and Carey are indebted to Andrew for helping with Luke forgetting his passport

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to Walsh”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Simmer down, Stu! Jesus God!”

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Steve Neuman: Chuckling

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Steve Neuman: “I pick up your poop!”

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Steve Neuman: “I think the name of the boat is Norovirus II”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Piper. I’m trying to delete it.”

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Steve Neuman: “Just, you know, check in with the people and the Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Let’s do this”

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Steve Neuman: “My God!”

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Steve Neuman: “No, God no!”

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Steve Neuman: “Nothing, nothing matters, Andrew. Nothing ever matters.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Andrew saying “Awwwww!” while Steve is saying “I am now sc–I’m scratching the back of her back here to get her to quit whining”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “From go bag to no bag… There you go. (Thank you. Thank you) The Luke Burbank Story”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “His backup quarterback just got knocked the fuck out during a game, and… We don’t swear on this podcast anymore. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Piper. I’m trying to delete it.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Is it about robots? It’s about robutts [ph]“

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Often times worse, but sometimes better. Thank you. Thank you.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Steve Neuman was wrong about Al Franken had something to do with a movie and wanted it stricken from the record

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “You kick a ball into a net and then you pretend that you’re hurt. I think that’s the general… Wait, who’s Annette? Hey-oh! Classic soccer joke. I love that one.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2249

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Andrew: “Boy, am I waking up early”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand how umlauts work”

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Andrew: “I usually like to shower at least seventeen times a day”

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Andrew: “I’m not a Müterhead [sic]“

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Andrew: “I’m taking you down to Chinatown!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making a short teletype sound

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Andrew: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew: “‘member the salad days of Müterhead?”

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Andrew: “Nailed it”

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Andrew: Singing “Albania!”

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Andrew: “Slow down, daddy-o”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “We got some [Teletype Machine Sounds] breaking news here”

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Andrew: “You know, Trump’s gonna ruin a lot of things. I don’t want Trump to ruin TBTL either.”

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Andrew: “You’re right, drinking in the morning is fun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I get to, you know, do this with you everyday and go ‘[teletype sounds]’ and see if I can (Yeah) make you laugh”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke’s spoof about CNN and John King

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you cool keeping the umlauts? I mean, those are pretty metal. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Friday, it’s payday, they pay me to do that. How great is that? Wait a second, is it really payday? No, I don’t think so. It’s not for another week.”

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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds and Andrew singing “Albania!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The official kombucha of the Seahawks. What the actual fuck! As my daughter likes to say. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, my friend.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, guess what, my friend. Hmm.”

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Luke: Drawn out “Ohh”

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Luke: “I got a baller room this time at Swissôtel”

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Luke: “I honestly have no earthly idea”

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Luke: Making teletype sounds

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Luke: Making teletype sounds #2

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Luke: Making teletype sounds and saying “Luke is a bad person”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Oh, my God. The Seahawks have an official kombucha sponsor!? That is insane to me!”

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Luke: Saying “Thanks, mate.” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Müterhead, what’s the price for flight”

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Luke: “Teva-core”

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Luke: “This is gonna make people long for Müterhead talk”

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Luke: “You just made a date with the Undertaker, motherfuckers!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m calling the police! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m clearly not totally over this yet (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s obvious, Andrew, we need to make the sTens Page great again. You know what we need, Luke? #Masa We need some Chicago Hope, I think. Yes, we do!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew making teletype sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “‘You know, those e-mails,’ that was the level of his understanding; but, what I felt like what I was seeing… That was a good Australian accent, by the way. Thanks, mate.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re drinking more Haterade (Right) then, then is, you know, part of a daily diet”

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Steve Neuman: “Gobble, gobble.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, turkeys! Gobble, gobble.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2194

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Andrew: “#NotAllCuckoos”

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Andrew: “And, don’t forget, he called us dum dums”

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbonk.”

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Andrew: “I want to be respectful of your time; so, I’m gonna cut you off and just say, I’ve done all of those things already.”

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Andrew: “I’m in the club now!”

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Andrew: “I’m sick of begging. I’m sick of demeaning myself like this.”

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Andrew: “If I just end up independent producering this”

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Andrew: “Jesus! Gah!”

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Andrew: “Just like, Johnny Rotten it up. Like, I don’t even belong here, but I don’t care; because, I’m a rebel.”

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Andrew: “Legendary.”

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Andrew: “Let’s man-pack that.”

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Andrew: “Of course, he is. I could tell, I could tell!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh.”

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Andrew: “Public radio swag to, uh, schwag. Schwag?”

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Andrew: “This party is gonna be different, because it’s all based on social media.”

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Andrew: “Walsh crashes pur-dip-pub-pub”

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Andrew: “What a can o’ corn is”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew: “Who are you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you having a YouTube problem, or a YP, or a MP? Yeah. I… I don’t know if it’s a MyTube problem or YourTube problem from here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then, I’m b–be at the… Every now and then I’m be at the movie theater. (Yeah) Apparently, I talk like that now.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s evolutional! It’s… Oh, my God!”

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Luke: “Explain it or mansplain it?”

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Luke: Giggling and saying “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “I think we can charge anything we want to APM right now and pretty much get away with it.”

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Luke: “I’m here to zooble all these zits! What? Like…”

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Luke: “Like a cuckoo name and a, and a cuckoo picture, and they’re nice people and they’re not trolls.”

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Luke: “Manbang”

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Luke: “Mans [sic] banging each other in it”

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Luke: “My internet is being, uh, a wee bit weird.”

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Luke: “Nah, bruh.”

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Luke: “Ooh, let me just tell you all what I’m thinking right now.”

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Luke: “Or, even more funnerer”

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Luke: “Run a savage burn, on those Outback Nazi Pigs.”

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Luke: “That’s alright, though. We’re gonna have fun together. Just you, me, Walsh, and the Tens of listeners out there.”

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Luke: “This is classic, by the way”

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Luke: “Uh, mon-bang, mon, mon-bong?”

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Luke: “We’re in a period between, like, permanent supervision.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Zoobilee zit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming at you hot, Live Wire Radio. Oh! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like New Andrew, I think this is gonna be awesome! This is gonna be a hell of a year.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’ll feel like I’m man-sharing with you. (Oh. Oof.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Men can mansplain to other men, right? I think so, yeah! I mean, certainly. I mean, I’m half a man and it happens to me… a lot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Project X level (Yeah) blowouts. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds right.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, dum dums. It’s, uh, Stu, from Internet.”

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Steve Neuman: “I smell like a giant onion ring right now”

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Clips From TBTL #2180

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Andrew: “Aww, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, that’s a good song!”

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Andrew: “He’s Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu.”

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Andrew: “I am best known for my love of hot dogs.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to play basketball!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want, I don’t want pity laughs.”

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Andrew: “I just want to rattle through… that’s really… That’s really respectful to the listeners.”

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Andrew: “Just put that remote control right up to your lips and say, ‘CBUT’.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s vacation does continue this week; so, you are stuck with me.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Piper.”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “I’m going hungry”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s a nice day for a senior picture”

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Andrew: Singing “You were once-in-a-lifetime”

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Andrew: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew: “Sure, no problem.”

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Andrew: “That gives you nothing.”

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Andrew: Unable to say “Vitameatavegamin”

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Andrew: “Wasn’t there a song, ‘You were my once in a lifetime’? Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is Luke?”

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Andrew: “Whoo-hoo!”

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Andrew: “Ya boy made it. Ya boy made it.”

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Andrew: “You’re my, you’re my fact-checking cuz.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “At this point, I’m just throwing red meat to the Little Red Bandwagon. The, the chum is in the water.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “How do you feel about scatting? Oh God, badly. Okay, let’s move on.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That was a power out, my friend… Really?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s how you keep ’em Superior. Exactly, that was Erie how that worked. (Ho-ho!) Boom.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Why are these guys giving themselves hickies, corruption. Why are they handing out so many condoms, corruption. Corruption, yeah.”

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Steve Neuman: “A zillion damn dollars, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “Gol dang it!”

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Steve Neuman: “Gotta want it, gotta coach ’em up. You gotta give a hundred ten percent. Don’t get too high, don’t get too low. Let the chips fall where they may.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “I enjoy alternative rock and movies that are complicated.”

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Steve Neuman: “Just a bunch of trashy hipsters saying, ‘Put more water in it. Put more water in it.'”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh, sweet! A lot of sex!”

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Steve Neuman: “Santigold, ‘Can’t Get Enough Of Myself'”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “Jeremy spoke in…”

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Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Steve Neuman: “Tahhhhhh, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers”

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Steve Neuman: “They’re basically all entirely abdominal muscles, those jerk-asses.”

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Steve Neuman: “With 61.5%… Oh, s–aaahhhhhh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah, the tobacco furniture region.”

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Steve Neuman: “You were able to ignore Chekhov’s motorcycle, in order to…”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Singing jazzy version of the mystery song

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2175

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When Andrew was introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman to the show, Andrew mentioned the domain, heggielover.biz, as one of the sites that Stu-bot was managing behind-the-scenes. Well, the domain, heggielover.biz, was available and I snatched it up. The domain is set to redirect visitors to Marsupial Gurgle.

Andrew: “You know him as the man behind infiniteguest.org, and the lesser known, but equally respected, heggielover.biz. He’s none other than Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Clearly, like, everything locked up on this side of things.”

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Andrew: “Don’t, just get in the helicopter! Like, why do you have to be having your legs hang over?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu-bot!”

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Andrew: “How come there are all these stories in the world about free hot dogs; yet, they are never happening to me?”

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Andrew: “I would rather have him do the whole show eating bags of his sausages; but, just stay clothed. And, don’t force me to, don’t force me to answer questions like that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not much of a foodie.”

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Andrew: “It’s a scandal. We have an honest-to-God Song of the Summer scandal on our hands here folks; and, it ain’t pretty.”

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Andrew: “Like, I think I might be losing my marbles.”

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Andrew: “Look! It’s actually a PetSmart bag!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is on day one of his vacation. Where is he? What is he doing? Honestly, I don’t know. You can ask him when he gets back.”

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Andrew: “Maybe, just cuz I’m a scaredy-cat and I’m becoming more and more of a scaredy-cat.”

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Andrew: “My sense of, umm, I don’t know, anal-retentiveness”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Rando sexy bots”

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Andrew: “Really!!? That’s a brush with fame!”

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Andrew: “Turns out, the cashier, not that interested in that fact.”

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Andrew: “Yes, this is exciting!”

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Andrew: “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Dazzling Date

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Oh, yeah. I gotta ask you a question: are you @HighSchoolBud? No, I’m not. Okay.”

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Steve Neuman: “1-1-2-1-1-2-1-2-1”

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Steve Neuman: Doot-dooing to 5 Seconds of Summer’s “Hey Everybody!”

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Steve Neuman: “My woif!”

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Steve Neuman: “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”

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Steve Neuman: “So, the last two songs that you’ve absolutely fallen in love with on TBTL have had homophobic slurs and racial slurs in them, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That was your first mistake, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That’s crazy! I mean, in a good way. That’s, that’s cool.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I understand. You–do you understand? No, but that’s okay. I mean, honestly, do you–not, not what I just said; which, was cruel and mean and not really that funny”

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