Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Dunk on Duplass. Dunking on Duplass?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think somebody told me to do it!”

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Andrew: “I think you should follow him… then!”

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Andrew: “I’ll just get it all out of my system right now”

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Andrew: “I’m part of the problem; and, I’m missing the point”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… Listeners, take two minutes off”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: Laughing in a funny manner and saying “That’s… too far”

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Andrew: “Listen, learn… grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn… grow… share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share… Also, hi”

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Andrew: “Listen, love. Listen, share”

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Andrew: “Pah! Pah!! Don’t worry about it!”

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Andrew: “Self-owning yourself. Walsh… do better”

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Andrew: “Sweet… sweet… flow of air”

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Andrew: “Ugh! I think they keep putting gin in my drink!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Just stop saying that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lotta traps in today’s show. So… many different kinds of traps… It’s a trap!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Quick turnaround on… that drop, huh? Wasn’t that just from yesterday’s show? I’ve got a crack staff working down in the Beaverton, Oregon… neighborhood (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?’ That’s all I’d say to (We knew…) those people. Knew we’d… Knew we’d be hearing that one again, didn’t we!? Think that’s… what sent a… a disturbance through the Force. Yeah. I think that’s why my crack team had to turn that one around extra quickly”

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Luke: “Doggone it, I’m going”

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Luke: “I don’t even like that muscle group”

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Luke: “Ice talk is the new garbage talk, as far as I’m concerned”

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Luke: “It got traps, you guys!”

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Luke: “It’s a, it’s a real hot ZIP for me for having bad feelings about myself”

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Luke: “Now, even Lukes can tolerate gin and tonics!”

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Luke: “Oh, by the by”

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Luke: Saying “That’s a genius thing” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Which, is part of why I need to go out in the woods and try to grow some extra skin”

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Luke: “Who weeps for the Flecktones?”

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Luke: “You ain’t really fuck with me way back then; but, how about now? Cuz, I’m up right now”

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Luke and Andrew: “Baking supplies! You got baking supplies! (Exactly!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Bangs. Andrew Walsh… Collision course (Collision course)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Walk, listen, learn… Walk, listen, learn… Mustard, ketchup, LaCroix… Mustard, ketchup, LaCroix”

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Andrew: “And, this is why I end up being so cranky, by the way”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you… a story from the depraved life of Andrew Walsh?”

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Andrew: “How did that dazzling deet escape me?”

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Andrew: “I hate Monday 2.0s!”

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Andrew: “I have so many thoughts; and, now I’m worried that this is gonna spin out of control and I’m just gonna be… Monday 2.0 over here”

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Andrew: “I’m a… I’m a pangolin inside of a pangolin, inside of a pangolin… I’m a Russian doll pangolin”

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Andrew: “I’m chill now. I’m real cool. Ready to just sit in the passenger seat and go along for the ride. What do you got for me?”

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Andrew: “I’m starting to lose confidence in this story”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t like a completely depraved hour”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s a moment… of Leslie Claret-y? A moment of Leslie… Claret-y?”

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Andrew: “My dirtbag paradise”

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Andrew: Saying “TVs” with a slight twang

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Andrew: “Shut up about it!”

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Andrew: “Thanks for being on hold for twenty minutes. Yeah, that was just a glitch on our end. Bye!”

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Andrew: “They have an upstairs and a downstairs”

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Andrew: “Vitamin L and A”

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Andrew: “Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?”

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Andrew: Whispering “My God”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always dressed… to the hilt in some sort of giant costume; and, it just puts me in… the right mind frame”

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Andrew: “You can go to GIPHY… I’m sticking with it”

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Andrew and Luke: Clamping down the spank meter

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Luke: “Daddy Starbucks”

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Luke: “For some reason, that dazzling deet really dazzled me”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Luke: “It’s the tail that’s wagging the dog”

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Luke: “Literally getting out of the car yesterday, and my brain just says… ‘Rum Tum Tugger'”

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Luke: “On episode three-hundred; or, I should say, three-thousand… one-hundred… and five… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: Singing the opening riff from “Bad to the Bone”

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Andrew: “And, it was cheesy, and stupid, and… and very trashy”

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Andrew: “Because, here’s what doesn’t make sense to me; and, this is… the truth”

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Andrew: “But, I think I wanted more bullshit”

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Andrew: “But, my god… did I have a scare this weekend”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Circle gets the square”

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Andrew: “Especially with me and my beard, too”

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Andrew: “Goodbye!”

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Andrew: “I know this is gonna take the conversation into… an ugly, ugly place that we don’t have to go to”

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Andrew: “I wore that little bird down”

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Andrew: “I’ll do anything to buy you time”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll take that attaboy”

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Andrew: “I’ve always been a schlub! I have!”

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Andrew: “Is there anything real in what I just said?”

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Andrew: “Just wanna get… just wanna get right… Just wanna get right into the shower”

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Andrew: “No, it was definitely not me. I would not crawl into a dumpster”

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Andrew: “Not that I’m… Daddy… Star… Not that I’m Daddy Starbucks”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, sweet… new employee”

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Andrew: “Put it on the poll; I don’t know”

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Andrew: Snortling

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Andrew: “So many times, Old Luke would’ve just given up”

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Andrew: “That’s right. A woman works at KIRO!”

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Andrew: “What I’m about to do is pretty rude… and, potentially… damaging to our careers”

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Andrew: “What’s in the box? What’s in the box?”

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Andrew: “You, you took the conversation to the under-carriage”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your mom’s maiden name? Taargüs… (Taargüs?) Taargüs”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys did this to me?! You did this to me?!? (That’s wild)”

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Luke: “Does… not… compute!”

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Luke: “Hunh? How can this be?”

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Luke: “I guess I just have so much faith in the system”

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Luke: “I may just use the frame. I may lose the picture”

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Luke: “I think people are footballed out”

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… speaking of my beloved mother, it’s her… Blursday today”

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” and leaving a voicemail message for his mother

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” on his mother’s voicemail

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Luke: “Slide back into the DMs of my heart”

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Luke: “The graveyard of self-improvement”

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Luke: “There’s an awkward moment that really plays into my personal insecurities… which are… many”

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Luke: “Weird fur flaps”

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Luke: “What’s in the box!?”

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Luke: “You… you poor fool”

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Luke and Andrew: “How rude! Very, ‘How rude’!”

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Andrew: “A my-pic stick”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… why we gotta bring race into this?”

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Andrew: “Just get that out of your mouth”

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Andrew: “Me-me”

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Andrew: “That… is really smart, and really interesting, and so far away from what I thought we were talking about!”

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Andrew: “Whoa, Revolver. Things are getting a little interesting here”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I went deep into the guts of this thing yesterday and fixed it (Ooh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, there are twos of them… Twos!!!”

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Luke: “Burbank dies working out”

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Luke: “Couple-a basic Bs… Basic Brothers”

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Luke: “Female anatomy, twice!”

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Luke: “Girl, you got that yummy-yummy?”

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Luke: “I… will… eat that… at least once when they roll it out in a town near me”

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Luke: “Murder City, She Wrote”

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Luke: “Ooh! Last night, Andrew… Wow”

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Luke: “Where… do I… really… even… start?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did she get the job? Fuck no… Are you kidding me? No, she did not”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “How about that? How about that!? I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: “Browns rule, Ravens drool!”

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Andrew: “But, I told ya… unvarnished, raw Andrew today. Don’t eff with me!”

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Andrew: “But! Uhh! But! Uhh! Uh!”

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Andrew: “Everything that you said, I agree with as well”

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Andrew: “He just wears me out”

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Andrew: “He’s a real neat freak”

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Andrew: “He’s not getting the full cuddling that wants and needs. He’s not getting the thunder-shirt treatment that I like to give him… and, that he likes to get”

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Andrew: “I don’t have real life FOMO, let alone dream FOMO”

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Andrew: “I have the tails, if you have the diapers!”

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Andrew: “I’m a man who dreams about work, Luke… Someday finding it”

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Andrew: “I’m working on it… I’m working on it. It’s gonna be good by the end of the year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What about that? I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Mimicking Theo’s meowing

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Andrew: “Mommy and daddy are fighting”

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Andrew: “Nobody puts podcast in the chair”

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Andrew: “Now, I, I would recommend… I don’t wanna tell you what to do; I would recommend that you get out of my dreams and into my car”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m jealous! You do a better Stugotz. I’ve been practicing all week… and, you’re just coming out of the box… Love it”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Let’s talk propane”

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Andrew: “So, that’s fun and flirty”

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Andrew: Trying to imitate the dog’s laugh from Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “We’re caught in a loop”

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Andrew: “What a terrible Stugotz imitation”

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Andrew: “You’re in my dreams more than anybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think, no matter what my job is, I will dream about work. And, you know… right now, my work is, pretending to be your friend. Why would I say that!? So… (I don’t know) That was so mean! (I don’t know) I’m so sorry! (I know)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It finally happened… It was bound to happen… (Mmm-hmm) but, it finally happened this morning”

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Andrew and Luke: “People are gonna be (Alright) begging for Blursdays by the time I’m done with them. Ooh, begging for Blursdays”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sometimes the weather around here surprises you. God, this is so boring! Yes, it is (Sometimes the weather surprises you)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it was an elephant. It was the elephant in the room. It was the elephant in the yard”

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Luke: “Dog…madogamous?”

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Luke: “I’m bored!”

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Luke: “No, I never dream about TBTL. Do you know how little I think about this show?”

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Luke: “Ooh! Bernie got served!”

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Luke: “Peace! Deuces!”

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Luke: “This is our job. Believe it or not”

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Luke: “We seem like a couple of dreamcatchers that came to life”

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Luke: “Would you be my date, next year, to the Jellicle Ball?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like D.C. is… may not be a hot ZIP for us; but, it’s gotta at least be a warm ZIP! Oh, God”

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Luke and Andrew: “The van with no windows? Mmm… No gracias… It has windows. I just painted over them”

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