Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “How are your dreams?”

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Andrew: “I don’t talk about it much”

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Andrew: “I have a beard now”

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Andrew: “I have no more follow-up questions. My apologies”

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Andrew: “I just felt like an astroturf-y transition”

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Andrew: “I know I’ve lived my life and not seen a lot of things”

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Andrew: “I quarantined myself years ago”

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Andrew: “I understand what you’re doing. I’m not trying to make your job harder; although, I… clearly am”

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Andrew: “I’m not joking. My brain kind of shuts off when he starts talking”

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Andrew: “I’ve said what I’ll say about that”

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Andrew: “It’s a lotta Bs, bude [ph]“

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Andrew: “Let’s not do that”

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Andrew: “My name is Judge”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Do I have to hoard this rubbing alcohol?”

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Andrew: “Quarantine me, baby”

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Andrew: “Sweet. Quarantine me, baby”

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Andrew: “Why do I continue this conversation when I don’t know the cultural references?”

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Andrew: “You can say, ‘thong'”

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Andrew: “You, you… you scammer, you!”

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Andrew: “You… sketch-head!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to clarify what Luke meant by the phrase “banana hammock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to make it very clear here, though. I’m not trying to judge you… Oh, hey, speaking of… judging people, Andrew”

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Luke: “And, no toca nada”

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Luke: “Can I get through my life not using that word or phrase?”

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Luke: “Do you wanna get lunch, babe?”

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Luke: “I am a full-fledge namby-pamby”

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Luke: “I’m about to go down a real… a real Netflix hole with this”

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Luke: “I’m not getting that shit at Whole Foods! It’s gonna be some hippy stuff”

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Luke: “I’m rappin’, I’m rappin’… I don’t want the mic”

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Luke: “I’m the one who Doogs”

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Luke: “It was weird!”

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Luke: “Ix-nay… on the incarceration-ay ok-tay”

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Luke: “Love ya, babe”

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Luke: “Please avoid this area at all costs today; cuz, you may see some things… you don’t wanna see”

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Luke: Saying “This genius stuff” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Stop picking, licking, biting and rubbing”

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Luke: “That’s fair, babe”

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Luke: “While we’ve been talking about it, Andrew, I’ve touched my nose thirteen times”

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Luke: “You had to do that; you son of a babe!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Attempted avuncularness in the first degree… (Yes) and, lock him up and throw away the key on this”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all, babe”

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Luke and Andrew: “We have the perfect job if we have to be quarantined… I am quarantined. I quarantined myself years ago”

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Andrew: “Again, I can’t keep the topic off of me for too long”

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Andrew: “And, so what Phamdemort did was he… I apparently did an imitation of that, he added a different gong”

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Andrew: “Because, I have… vivid memory of me sitting alone in a cool, purple booth from the nineties; and, unhinging my jaw as I try to get it around… whatever the largest Arby’s sandwich is”

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Andrew: “Delicious, Thanks for Asking”

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Andrew: “Does Andrew have to go into KFC to get a taste of this Sweet Lightning? And, he might”

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Andrew: “I can sit there and be quiet; and, I don’t–I’m not gonna one of those guys who’s gonna… talk your ear off”

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Andrew: “I don’t know computer talk!”

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Andrew: “I just haven’t darken the doors of a KFC in years and years and years”

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Andrew: “I’m getting rich off of today’s show; I’m not gonna lie”

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Andrew: “I’m straight gas homie. You’re straight gas homie. This whole court is straight gas homie!”

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Andrew: “I’ve kissed my dad on the cheek”

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Andrew: “Listen… If we wanna be quiet, and not talk to each other, that’s fine; but, I don’t feel I should be left out of the conversation that you’re having with somebody while your mouth is by my ear”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m giving off something that I don’t realize I’m giving off”

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Andrew: “Now, I don’t, I don’t wanna type ‘XXX’ into my computer”

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Andrew: Saying “We have meat; and, so, therefore, we… be men!” in an aggressive manner

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Andrew: Singing the signature riff from Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “Where’s the Donovan!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing the clip of Luke reading the opening lyrics to “Crossroads” and Luke felt like it was dangerous that Andrew is playing clips of Luke from other shows

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Andrew and Luke: “Giving you… and Phamdemort something to work with… right off the bat… (Yeah) Something that can be pulled and used later as tape… I’m a content machine”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here we go… Not yet… When I said, ‘here we go,’ I mean we need one more verse before the chorus. Sure. The classic, ‘here we go'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a back-channel that’s been… giving me a lot of Luke tape lately; (Wow) and, frankly, that is just the very tip of the iceberg… I only take the stuff that I feel like is… really, just… Gosh, I got a bunch of stuff this (Primo) weekend, I can’t even find it right now; but, that’s probably best for you, I guess”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Genre… Genre. Genre” in an Alex Trebek-like manner

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Luke: “Aw, Andrew”

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Luke: “God, that is relatable to me!”

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Luke: “Is that a new level of boring for this program?”

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Luke: “It ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun”

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Luke: “It was just gloomy and gross”

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Luke: “The irony is… I had to burp right before I said he was, ‘straight gas homie'”

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Luke: “This thing is so shitty!”

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Luke: “We won’t shake hands. We won’t kiss. We won’t spread the virus”

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Luke: “You love to hear it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hope he has something to say; because, clearly, I’m having a… some kind of burping fit over here. Andrew… take the wheel! I’m straight gas homie. You’re straight gas homie. This whole court is straight gas homie!”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t like to talk… smack about Genevieve on this show. I don’t wanna degrade her… in any way”

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Andrew: “Baking soda! I got baking soda”

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Andrew: “Cloud-based mumbo-jumbo”

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Andrew: “From time to time, every… I don’t know, three, four, five months, I’ll move big… chunks of our TBTL archives off of this computer”

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Andrew: “How are we supposed to feel trust… in… in our leaders when you’re such a… goddamn buffoon?”

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Andrew: “How are you getting… How are you getting that wrong?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. This is falling apart. I’m embarrassed. I’m flushing over here”

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Andrew: “I mean, this is really gross and this really… I guess, sort of… exposes… me for… what a dirty man I can be sometimes”

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Andrew: “If you recall, I… praised you. I mean, I praised you… wholeheartedly”

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Andrew: “Just huge chunks of things just missing from the shelves”

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Andrew: “Little backstory here… A little BG on me”

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Andrew: Making choking sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, no… Oh, no! I’m in trouble”

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Andrew: “Ooh, something good is happening here; cuz, it’s fizzing up”

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Andrew: Saying “Support from NPR comes from BettaRecognize.com… Reminding… you to Betta Recognize” in the manner of an NPR underwriting spot

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Andrew: Saying “The theatre” in a high-brow manner

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Andrew: “So, those things will liquefy pretty… easily”

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Andrew: “This really… I guess, sort of… exposes… me for… what a dirty man I can be sometimes” (Edited)

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Andrew: “You’re fried… Ya done!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Dude, if I, if I understood the Internet, I’d be a rich man. I don’t know what people are doing out there” and Luke singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Number one, if I were a homeowner, and it was my own property, I would probably… be more interested in taking care of it” and Luke singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”

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Andrew and Luke: “This was not my best show. My, my apologies for that… (That is not true!!) This was my best show? (I mean, I wasn’t. But… No)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is happening? What is happening!? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You took one of those… temperature reading guns and pointed it to my… forehead… Don’t call it a gun… I’m sorry, massager… That is a joke just for us”

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Luke: “Cen…tur-tar [ph]“

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Luke: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”

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Luke: “Like Michelle Obama said… when they bid low… we counter high”

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Luke: “Oh, you one… hundred percent up it!”

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Luke: Singing “If I were a starfighter” and a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”

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Luke and Andrew: “We got trouble right here in River City. We got trouble (Yeah) with a capital ‘T;’ and, that rhymes with ‘P,’ and that stands for ‘pool'”

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Andrew: “Again, we’re kinda old, white men”

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Andrew: “And, then, he passes… the mic… to Ye”

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Andrew: “Because I’ve got some other travel that month… Which, is the… coolest thing I’ve ever said”

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Andrew: “Bitter Ballard night”

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Andrew: “I don’t like where I’m taking this conversation”

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Andrew: “Local TV news is such trash content at this point anyway”

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Andrew: “Malibu. Mali-booyah”

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Andrew: “No, it’s me, the still water! But, now, I’m bubbly!”

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Andrew: “Pamplemousse”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Kanye put that in me”

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Andrew: Swirling his cup containing some ice and liquid

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Andrew: “That does sound fun! That’s what it sounds like living in a video game”

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Andrew: “There’s the wizard!”

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Andrew: “Yes, you can have that. That’s my gift to you and… the world”

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Andrew: “You don’t get the show!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What? Was ‘COVID-17’ taken? Am I right? (Hey-oh!)”

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Luke: “I’ll… fix this if it’s weird”

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Luke: “I’ve set up a… a bad situation for myself here, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Facebook Live? My face, you face” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You’ll never catch me, copper!” as a 1940’s gangster

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Luke: “This is a Friday edition of the show; but, we are actually recording it… on a… Thursday… Just to… make it as complicated… for all of you scoring at home as possible”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of things on your face… Yeah, boy! That’s (Wow) a segue. Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need my whip, guys! (I need my whip)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m on every single kind of upper… downer… sideways. You name it, I’m taking it. My pee is… neon green with chunks of boba tea’n. [ph] Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m using my Bonvoy points. Oh, okay. Bonvoy, my friend. Bonvoy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scarves are very debonaire; but, like, (Yeah) no one washes a scarf! Yeah. Oof”

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