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Andrew: “And then, it’s gonna get picked up; and then, we’re gonna go big!”

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Andrew: “Are you a Storm player? You’re somebody. I know you’re somebody”

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Andrew: “Because, we are two people who should not be talking about rappers and rapping in 2020”

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Andrew: “But, it really makes me wonder if smoking crack would make me more productive… and, possible more creative”

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Andrew: “Here’s a baseball bat, young man”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I thought K was gonna kill us!”

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Andrew: “I’ve done it before. I’ve done sketchy things”

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Andrew: “Just curious, what are you working on there, bud?”

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Andrew: Making K sounds

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Andrew: “So many shows; I’m just kinda sucking ’em all in”

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Andrew: “This is my house! What have I done!!?”

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Andrew: “We identify this… the ha-has”

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Andrew: “Work harder, bozo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think God could make a Google burrito… that he would understand. So complicated!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just pulling this raw right off (Good) of Slack here (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You alive inside!! But, not… outside; because, you dead!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I was just gonna take a big dump on Fred Durst”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the heck I did. It was not good; that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I wanna know who people are in the world”

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Luke: Imitating a music box

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Luke: “My whip, Dog. There’s my whip, Dog”

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Luke: “One of the many things that has been lost… in my brain, which is bad”

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Luke: “Power in”

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Luke: Singing “Follow me, everything is alright. I’ll be the one to tuck you in at night”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: “You know, you bring Fred Durst up, I think about Limp Bizkit, I think about… doing it all for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie”

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Andrew: “He probably does wanna kill us most of the time”

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Andrew: “How many leaves does it take to get to the center of an arti…choke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t recall that one… coming back to hurt me later. I… it might have. I don’t, I mean… she… I don’t, I don’t keep… I don’t keep captain’s logs”

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Andrew: “I felt like such a wuss!”

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Andrew: “I hate… being a mess”

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Andrew: “I just wanted some wings!”

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Andrew: “I know!!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why! But, now, I’m just comparing homicide and suicide; which is, again, something I didn’t want to do on the show today”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly sampling new stuff”

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Andrew: “If you bring it up and you trap me, Luke; that’s on you”

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Andrew: “It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “It happened. It happened. It’s going to happen in June”

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Andrew: “It was all on the up-and-up”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings #2

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Andrew: “My sensibilities have changed a lot!”

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Andrew: “Now, with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Now… with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Pitching a terrible idea of turning TBTL into a podcast where they stuff in an hour of the Dan La Batard show with some TBTL-y stuff at the beginning and end

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Andrew: “So… I learned my lesson… I don’t order them anymore”

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Andrew: “Thank you kindly, ma’am”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious”

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Andrew: “We have the meats!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it doesn’t ever feel pleasurable to me. It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna say it… Canceled… Jackson Browne is canceled”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I do it, I don’t want you to know; and, I don’t want the listeners to know. And, (Really?) I apologize to you and the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shave it, man. It’s… (Yeah) it’s the Devil’s now… Shave it. Yeah”

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Luke: “Black coffee… Like a man! Thank you very much. I’ll take that”

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Luke: “Does that check out, does story check out… in your brain, Burbs?”

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Luke: “Holy… S!”

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Luke: “I just [sic] made me feel like a total piece of shit”

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Luke: “I just wanna… drag Jackson Browne all over the Internet”

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Luke: “I’m not like other guys, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s them against me”

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Luke: “Nub of chicken meat”

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Luke: “People wanna eat something that tastes good. What about something that burns your booty?”

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Luke: “Professor Pain-in-da-Ass’s Anal Angst… Butt Blazing Hot Sauce”

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Luke: Saying “Uhh! My butt hurts… my butt parts hurt real bad!” as Napoleon Dynamite

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “TBTL… now with less TBTL but more public radio-ier!”

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Luke: “That… voice is… deeply troubling to me”

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Luke: “We have lost our damn minds around here”

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Luke: “What… the actual”

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Luke: “Whoa!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flipping Andrew’s terrible idea around by starting TBTL off with the Dan La Batard show, have some TBTL material in the middle and sports talk radio to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “These all involve butt stuff. Why!?”

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Luke and Andrew: This was involuntary tongue slaughter. Right!”

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Andrew: “Baking soda? I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “I know! I mean, I know that you’re kidding, maybe. But… and, you generally don’t like to hurt my feelings”

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Andrew: “I must have numb leg”

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Andrew: “I, I don’t know. I’m in my head on this”

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Andrew: “I’ve probably told a thousand people in my life… what I do and that they shouldn’t listen; but, one person listened, and liked it!”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re creating a Mama’s boy”

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Andrew: “Often, I don’t… feel notifications. I must have numb leg. I don’t know what it is”

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Andrew: “Oh, great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I love friendly, strange cats. That’s so fun”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at me… Mister Who-Can-Read-a-Newspaper”

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Andrew: “See, this is where I, I wanna… not come off as just being a cranky old man yelling at kids these days”

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Andrew: “That is… a great moment in TBTL history”

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Andrew: “That’s me! I’m your buddy”

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Andrew: “We know what his face said. Did his mouth say anything?”

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Andrew: “Why is that pervert standing in the grocery store line not looking at his phone? What, what is he up to something? Is he trying to steal something? What’s going on with him?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ll be interested in following this sort of… micro…drama of emotions”

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Andrew: “Your voice then drops. Your voice then drops”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember, we’re bringing everything up today, we’re bringing everything up. I’m just joking. Ugh, my God… (Just kidding) Stressing me out! I’m just kidding!”

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Luke: “I feel like I’m doing her a major solid”

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Luke: “Mind… get ready to be blown”

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Luke: “Ooh, this shit be hittin’ different!”

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Luke: Playing his Otamatone to “Hooray for Hollywood!”

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Luke: “Please remember… to lose yourself to the music, the moment. You never wanna let it go… You only get one shot; do not miss your chance to blow… Et cetera, et cetera”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor, my eyes”

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Luke: “You’re… pump, pump, pumping it up… today”

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Luke: “You’ve done it again, Eminem!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s your dogological clock… Andrew? Ticking like a beast”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had the… urge to… Phooey. What was the exact context? Language”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke turned the volume up on the “Doogie Hower, M.D.” theme and Andrew quietly reading a listener e-mail

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