Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2202

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Andrew: “But, I’ve got my, my chicken game down on my little, little Weber grill.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be reaching for your bag of farts”

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Andrew: “Just eat a bag of Bugles and watch ‘Game of Thrones’. I was like, ‘I like this app!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Is that what’s going on there?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m a 12”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “So, it’s more like a bindle of farts.”

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Andrew: “Sounding the Bugles”

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Andrew: “You know I love my cured meats”

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Luke: “Coming to you from the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: Cute Sound

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Luke: “Did you play some Donovan the other day?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yes!”

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Luke: “Henry the Whatever”

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Luke: “I don’t, I don’t tell you how to feel.”

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Luke: “I, I got football on the brain.”

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Luke: “I, I gotta be me, everybody.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, I’m gonna say it. Don’t get mad; or, do get mad. You know what? I don’t, I don’t tell you how to feel.”

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Luke: “I’m speaking with forked tongue”

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Luke: “It’s gross out there, people.”

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Luke: “Just the worst!”

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Luke: “Light the Bugles at Helm’s Deep!”

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Luke: “Me and my bag of farts.”

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Luke: “Seahawk, Seahawk, Seahawk emoji”

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Luke: “Sound the Bugles!”

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Luke: “That’s which episode… What episode!?! The episode!?! Anyway.”

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Luke: Tongue Clicking

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, you sone of a bitch.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A rounded aluminum body. I’m sorry. A rounded aluminum what? Ba-ahdy.”

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Luke and Andrew: Diet Dr. Pepper is not found in nature

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t make me spit Diet Dr. Pepper (We almost got a spit take) all over, all over your studio, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and saying “What is she even saying? I don’t know.”

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Luke and Andrew: Talking in funny voices

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about what’s in the damn thing! Right.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2201

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Andrew: “Because of the Ira Glass-y, Birbiglia factor”

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Andrew: “Ben Roethlisberger makes me sick. And, you know, if he played for the Browns, I don’t know what to do, frankly. Johnny Manziel made me sick.”

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Andrew: Breathing a sigh of relief

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “He’s like a real man’s man.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t have brought the mom in”

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Andrew: “I was not sure if Garfield would notice me, notice me.”

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Andrew: “I’m just kind of in it to be a little bit goofy anyway.”

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Andrew: “If you were to drop your football player… if you were to drop your football player.”

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Notice me, Senpai.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, geez!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Look at you now.”

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Andrew: “Put a goddamn white noise machine in there!”

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Andrew: “Putting all of that depressing shit aside for a second”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah” and Laughing

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Andrew: “‘The Rockford Files’ is a good goddamn show.”

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Andrew: “They, they made men different in the 70s, you know what I mean?”

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Andrew: “Uh, I have some poetry I’d like to read.”

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Andrew: “Welcome back to public radio, buddy.”

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Andrew: “Well, it is, because you’re talking.”

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Andrew: “Will you take a selfie of us?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, you certainly tickled my funny bone with it today.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah. This is ringing a bell.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, it’s really hard to talk about football these days. You’re right, this, this (I know) league sucks! This is (I know!) awful!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was wondering how you were so comfortable telling this! (Well, I don’t…) Oh my God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wonder (Wow) how many people (Good point) are not married right now, because of you Ace Hotel.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I, this is where things get interesting; so, I have… Finally.”

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Andrew and Luke: “When, when there’s poof of smoke that comes out the chiminey of your neighbor’s house… If it’s white, they know there’s a new poop.”

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Luke: “At the Alanis level”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “It’s… a bit of a godsend.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Regis and Kathie Lee, they’re as good as two hosts can be”

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Luke: “So good!”

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Luke: “So, this is, uh, sad times for our friend, the Stu-bot”

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Luke: “Throw up? Upchuck?”

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Luke: “Two-Four-Sev”

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Luke: Whispering “What’s it called, Andrew, where she does ‘Murder She Wrote’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “At the Alanis level… If you donate at the… I kind of like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Eff that S. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Notice me, Garfield. Notice me.” while Andrew was talking

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, that you’ve fully turned my brother to the Brown side (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: The Three Ps

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Clips From TBTL #2200

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, this is actually serious biz”

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Andrew: “No marm! No marm!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Singing “Rollin’ out of bed”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna be in the audience. Don’t let that stress you out at all. Like, I’m sure… Mmm, that actually. No, that takes my stress away. Take my stress away”

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Andrew and Luke: “No marm! No marm! Narm. Narm! I just, I just narmed you, bro.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. Union rules: No drops on a holiday, (That’s right) I believe.”

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Luke: “But, you know what? They ain’t payin’ us to be here today.”

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Luke: “I just narmed you, bro.”

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Luke: “My back is, uh, my back is giving me some trubs”

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Luke: “Oh, man. This goes out to all the coffee luvahs on a Labor Day. That’s right, get a good sip of that, of that java.”

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Luke: Singing “Take my stress away”

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Luke: “We don’t have time… Well, we do, but we don’t want to… get into it.”

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Luke: “We’re not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And everything is going great. You believe that?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is in the lne of succession when it comes to Live Wire Radio hosting if Luke keels over

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Luke and Andrew: “Narm. Narm!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes, it sounds like we both just woke up on Labor Day; because, we both just woke up on Labor Day. (Mmm-hmm) You’re ears do not deceive you, friends.”

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Clips From TBTL #2199

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Andrew: “But, I don’t like it up there.”

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Andrew: “Cranky Yankerton”

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Andrew: “I did not bring my iPad, by the way. There is no Hearthstoning going on here.”

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Andrew: “I need to… put on a, a smily face? I need to calm down a little bit. I’m not, I’m not all amped up; but, I gotta say, I’ve, I’ve got a lil, just a constant, low level of crankiness here.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a furry”

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Andrew: “I’ve been Amazon.com-ing it over here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Me too!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you young beautiful people!”

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Andrew: “Permission granted, soldier.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s cuz you don’t get it, Old Man Walsh, Walsh-kins.”

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Andrew: “Young lady, I’ve been waiting here!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids? Cuz, I have not been looking after them. Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, then we go around the room, and then you open up the closet, the sliding closet door, that’s where the shitter is. What!?!”

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Luke: “#MascotLife”

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Luke: “A clam out of the Cuyahoga.”

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Luke: “An announcement that thrills, excites and slightly scares me”

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Luke: “H’yeah, get out of here!”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: Saying “Young money” in a funny voice

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Luke: “Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “What?!? Why?”

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Luke: “You already used up all your NegaBucks”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think about you a lot, Andrew. Thank you, Luke.”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City!?! City!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s no place to put your anti-fungal cream and your hemorrhoid donut. Right!”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Aaaaahh!”

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Luke: “Bababooey!”

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Luke: “Gene Wilder, you’re needed out in the dog kennel. Gene Wilder, to the dog kennel please.”

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Luke: “Heidi!”

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Luke: “I always under-estimate how long this music is. Okay, now it’s done.”

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Luke: “If there’s any A that you’ve ever wanted to A… Y. Wait… U. If there’s a–If there’s a Q you’ve wanted to A… U. That work? Question you wanted to ask us.”

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Luke: “Inside to the power of inside”

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “You’re not cool”

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Luke: “We also have everything related to Olive covered in weird Tupperware domes; because, Rudy likes to eat her food… and her poop.”

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Luke: “Well, isn’t this exciting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I was on a little podcast called ‘After These Messages’… Oh, I would say it’s a big podcast!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a stinking lovefest, Walsh. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like the old saying, ‘What happens in Jen’s mouth, stays in Jen’s mouth.’ Let’s hope!”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, I hear that you have taken to hiding people in your house. Well, it’s a passion of mine; but, no one has taken me up on it.”

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Luke and Jen: “That was a trick question, and you passed. Thank you.”

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Luke and Jen: “You kind of do take a worst-case scenario approach to (Yes) kind of summing up a room.”

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Luke and Sean: “Then, maybe Sean, if, if he eats that pink pill. I would be oppressed, depressed, suppressed. I don’t know.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: Granny Craw

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: “Yeah, but Andrew, those Jews aren’t gonna hide themselves. Oh no, it’s true. She’s got (You gotta, you gotta choose a path) important work to do. You gotta choose a path… It sounds weird out of context.”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: “Is the person who mailed it actually here? Oh, is that Christy Wise? Oh, my goodness gracious. That’s the only Ten you have to worry about, man!”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: Luke pulls a Riesling pun

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Luke, Sean and Jen: “By the way, you guys built this beautiful home. Does it have a name, is it called, like, Andrews’… Jew Hidin’ House. No. We’re all thinking it. I’m a Jew, I can say that. None of us were gonna say it. I’m not full Jew, I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke, Sean, Jean and Andrew: “I started it! You did? You started poopy volleyball. He’s not only a member, he’s the founder. I’m also a client. Wow. (Wow)”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Explain yourself, animal!”

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Andrew: “Feta, Amy? You’re, you’re gonna make me fight for feta? Come on!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care that there are kids here, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I think that you’re in the pocket of Big Luke.”

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Andrew: “I was so ready to do this show about one hour and seventeen glasses of wine ago.”

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Andrew: “In the hole!!!”

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Andrew: “It was pretty good! It was probably the best moment in TBTL history too. Oh, well!”

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Andrew: “Laugh my ass off”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s the Jen!”

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Andrew: “Oh, we got a tight race on our hands!”

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Andrew: Shocked “Oh-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: “That’s what Carrie would say!”

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Andrew: “This is a Pinot-damn-Noir”

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Andrew: “Wait, how many times!?! How many views does that have?!?”

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Andrew: “Would now be a good time to thank the person who left this little pill on my computer? If you could tell me if it’s an upper or a downer, or whatever; that would be helpful. Thank you.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. When Luke starts talking about poo, I just kind of crawl up into a ball under the desk and wait for it to end. That’s my approach.”

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Andrew and Jen: “Can I just interject one thing here? We really miss you. We need you! Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I take a trumpet (Okay) over a sax.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmm-kay. I’m gonna say… it has great legs. Easy, sleazy. It’s got great gams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember that time I was confident? That was stupid. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Sean: “Should Sean take this? Let me rephrase that… No. No, no… no.”

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