Author: Linh Pham

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. This first batch of clips are ones that primarily feature Luke.

Luke: Air Horn Sound

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Luke: “Bad job, fat boy”

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Luke: “Because, it be cray out here everyone”

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Luke: Child-like Guttural Sound

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Luke: “Come back with my boat!”

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Luke: “Jesus, that hurt me ear”

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Luke: “Keep out of reach of children or podcast hosts”

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Luke: Luke is under attack by a scary-ass hellfire delivery US Naval fighter thing

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Luke: “Oh, God no.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Are we gonna about to get Blue Angel’d?”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look better now. Problem is, I looked like Randy Quaid then and I look like Randy Quaid now.”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: “Some aeronautics fans in our audience are going to be e-mailing me, like, ‘you are such a moron’ which is true.”

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Luke: “That too. (Toot!) Air horn!”

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Luke: “We have done a lot of experimental shows on this little program. We have tried things that are bad ideas, many a time; but, this might be near the top of the list. So, here goes nothing.”

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Luke: “We’ve got all of this stuff planned to talk about; but, I have a feeling that most of today is going to just be me trying to not fall out of this boat. Because, it be cray out here everyone.”

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Luke: “You would have been shitting your beard, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “13 years ago, there was a 90% chance that it was about Lisa Loeb. Holy shit, you’re right! I remember the thought! She’s cute.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s sub-nickname of “HIV Scare Walsh” would not be a show title

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Luke and Andrew: Blowing their own air horns

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Luke and Andrew: Luke brought up that Andrew’s parents are no longer married

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his podcast recording setup on his small boat

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what a fighter jet is doing and asks Andrew if he could hear it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke toots his air horn

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing, Andrew, is I definitely want to be buried at sea. Okay. I may take care of that myself by dying at sea (Yeah, I was going to say) and then never finding my body.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound of a jet playing around above Luke while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some loud stuff, Andrew. Can you hear that down the phone line? I just hear a bunch of racket coming down the phone line.”

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Andrew: “Because, if it rhymes, it chimes.”

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Andrew: “His body is less of a template, and more of a commode.”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know… fine”

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Andrew: “Listen to some wackadoo guest talk about some wackadoo stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe I am just the ghost of my grandfather, now that I think of it.”

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Andrew: “Umm. Hey, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Well, I got, I got evenin’ plans!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alley-oops” and Luke’s Spit Take Sound

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been up for seven hours and he hasn’t yet to bark at a he-dog or wink at a she-dog

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Andrew and Luke: “…for this show, which is episode #1915 by the way. Aww geez, I tried to sneak in five extra shows. Is that what all that was about? You’re computer is fine, you’re just like ‘let’s speed this along'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love Bernie Mac so much, I mean, not enough to remember his name; but, I love him so much. (Rest in Piece.) Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is our take… and it’s not hot, but it’s our take. It’s not hot, but there’s a lot of it. P[h]ossible show title. Yeah, I was going to say, I needed one. Good.”

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Luke: “Aging is a bitch!”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I’m gonna call you ‘Poochie’ if you ever skateboard in that pool.”

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Luke: Incorrectly guessing the TBTL show number at the top of the show

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Luke: “Internet only, what kind of crap is that?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Leonard Bernstein” in the same manner as in REM’s “It’s The End Of The World”

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Luke: Singing the “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away” line from Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

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Luke: Spit Take Sound

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Luke: “Thanks for listening, everybody. We will back tomorrow with more of whatever the hell this is.”

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Luke: “That could be the mantra for this show: Talk is cheap, and tacos too.”

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Luke: “This is annoying that everybody and their grandmother is trying to get the public to fund everything. By the way, thank you to all people who donated during the TBTL-a-thon, we really appreciate it. We hope you got your dolls and your mugs.”

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Luke: “We’re not going to have any of these technical problems at the poolhouse, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For at-risk teens? Yes. And for at-risk Burbanks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was going to be, really, the Rob Lowe of my generation. Although I think Rob Lowe is the Rob Lowe of my generation; but, let’s not get hung up on that. (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is starting to know his Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an intro drop that Andrew can’t immediately hear, but the listeners can in the podcast

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Luke and Andrew: Newmanism

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ahh, that’s nice, nice, nice. Yes dear, yes, very nice” like the grandfather from The Princess Bride

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Swings

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Luke and Andrew: Somewhere Out There

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is the show getting good at the end? I don’t even think it’s that good, I think our standards were so low that we actually beat ourselves up into submission.”

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Andrew: “And it’s fucking heartbreaking”

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Andrew: “God, no you don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who this Trump fella is”

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Andrew: “I fucked up”

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Andrew: “It’s brilliant”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No… I paused, you could hear me get there”

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Andrew: Quiet “Ahh, shit!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Speaking like Columbo for a school project

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Andrew: “Thank you, Luke”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Without having to completely stop the show so I can do alpha-math”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m technically worried, but I am not worried about technical things”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eventually, you’ll have something that is edible if not craved. That’s right, edible if not craved.”

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Andrew and Luke: Figuratively, not literally, stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Luke explains why he calls Andrew the “Crock Pot”

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Andrew and Luke: Pausing the flow, not stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Singing a line from Led Zeppelin’s “Over The Hills And Far Away”

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Andrew and Luke: Something, something masturbatory

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Luke: “Alrightily”

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Luke: “It’s really sort of like an hour of boring audio wrapped around a well-produced commercial for a winery.”

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Luke : “Woah, woah, woah, woah… stop the show”

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Luke: “Yes, welcome to Crossfire”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… speaking of athletes, because remember this discussion did start, technically, with a conversation about Tom Brady… No, it’s a great transition, Luke. Thank you (Sure). Flawless.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew makes a crying sound in the background

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s two different “Yeah!” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-creating sounds of someone struggling to play a guitar

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Luke and Andrew: The Arc of History

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Luke and Andrew: The “Real Donald Trump” account may not be real

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, we should actually call it the Wig Party. Nah, it’ll never work. Okay.”

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Andrew: “Ahhh, piss”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Andrew: “But if I sound a little bit more dingus-y, let’s chalk it up to the technical issues.”

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Andrew: “Don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Drawn out: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: Emphasized “Really!”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “That’ll be one of those things where I’ll try to remember, wait I’m supposed to remember this, and then this, and then this, and then I’ll just end up, my head will end up exploding.”

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Andrew: “That’s a real Andrew move. Just scowl. Maybe they see, maybe they don’t.”

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Andrew: “This is such an effing jam. It’s like bubble gum, I love it! I love it so much.”

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Andrew: “What! No, you don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Yes, I know I’m an idiot, and I know that I often talk like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

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Andrew: “Yet, if I get caught breaking the law, like, that person is the worst G-D person that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. And, I would do anything to obliterate them and their family and it’s so unfair!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Scrappy too! And Scrappy too!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Donovan’d Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “If I can put on my Secretary of State ass-masking pants once again (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God. When are you just going to fire me and then hire her? I don’t understand it, she’s the best!”

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Luke: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Luke: “How was your weekend, Mr. Dingus?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Luke’s Pro-tip for not getting parking tickets

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Luke: “Sarcasm emoji”

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Luke: “Steve Harvey is not having that shit from white people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I assume everyone I know is talking shit about me when I’m not in earshot. Yeah, sometimes when you are in earshot.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting a drumroll sound

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drumroll sound sounds like a motorboat

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Luke and Andrew: “The 27th of July in the year of our Lord, 2015. Your Lord?”

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