Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “Bunk-ass wig”

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Luke: “Can we please go somewhere else!?”

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Luke: “He messed with the wrong Damp Boys!”

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Luke: “I was being such a little… baby yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m a liar”

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Luke: “I’m gonna say something that will probably get me in trouble; but, maybe, she won’t be listening. Talking about, of course, Carey Beth Burbank, my wife (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: Making air horn and ray gun sounds

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Luke: “Oh my God! Let’s get him”

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Luke: “Oh, it’s the Damp Boys!”

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Luke: Saying “You’re the only one who understands me” as Liam Neeson

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Luke: “Unlimited”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Why is it so claustrophobic in here!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, again, I saw things that I can’t unsee… from the… from the… the, the… the southbound end of a northbound horse that was in front of me. That tail went up… and, (Yeah) I just saw some, I saw some… I saw some troubling, troubling things”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, there was… ice pellets hitting my… (Oh!) cornea!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back at it again… With the White Damp!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. I think I’m getting too hung up on the, on the, on the particulars… (I think you are…) Well, once again, you’re siding with Carey… (That’s my woife!) just because she’s the attractive one in our relationship. I think, I’m… I want you to know that I’m… majorly attracted to both of you. Oh, thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just pausing to let… our friend Linh pull that audio (Oh, come on!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, hell yeah! Damp Boys in the house! Damn, Damp Boys! Pew-pew-pew! (Oh my God) Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Ohhh, yeah! Damp Boys in the house!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why are you out here looking for the Devil; when, you should be looking for the light (Yeah. Right!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, you get into any kind of forum and people just lose they damn minds (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “But, why would Roden wanna hurt me?”

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Andrew: “Damn, Damp Boys!”

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Andrew: “Get off the sidewalk!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew:”I almost lost my shit today”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be making cultural references that are above my head”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t say moist”

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Andrew: Quickly saying “Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick!”

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Andrew: “Safer on the street, dude”

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Andrew: Saying “Got a great show for you today, guys!” as a late night show host

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, boy!” in a horse-like manner

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Andrew: “Turn me on, dead man… Turn me on, dead man”

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Andrew: “Wait. What!?”

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Andrew: “What is Strawberry Fields; and, how do I get there with my mind?!”

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Andrew: “What-what!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; cuz, I don’t listen to your show anymore”

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Andrew: “You and I do business mostly on num… Well, I don’t know where you do your business. I do my business on… the second floor, the fourth floor, and sometimes, the fifth floor”

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Andrew: “You know me. I don’t wanna be scolded… I feel self-conscious. I don’t want anybody to even look at me… on a good day”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke if he thinks about Live Wire when he’s not fully present

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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t… believe (I know) he just told that joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “They have moist towelettes for your hands… Please, don’t use the word ‘moist’ again; but, yes, I’m still listening”

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Andrew and Luke: “This whole album is hits! (I’m, like, how…) They’re great! These hits are so great!”

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Andrew: “Full stop. There were horses”

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Andrew: “I just wanna go to the Applebee’s of my mind”

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Andrew: “I’ll wolf that thing down. I’ll be full; but, whatever”

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Andrew: “I’m behind in listening to voicemails; so, if anybody had an emergency and you called our voicemail line… I’m sorry… You’re dead now”

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Andrew: “I’m looking at a clock and you’re telling me it’s a different time!”

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Andrew: “If you didn’t hear yesterday’s episode of TBTL… ya missed out!!”

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Andrew: “Just don’t say no to me”

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Andrew: Mouth-trumpeting the saxophone riff from “Baker Street”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I just found my words!”

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Andrew: “So, how long, how long before they’re on Live Wire? He’s writing an e-mail now”

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Andrew: “You’re just skipping the last twenty minutes of the hour!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, just say: I love you. I’m not trying to pick a fight; but, I love you. You’re the best co-bro… (Yes) on the planet. Okay. And, let’s take a break”

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Andrew and Luke: Drawn out “Saxomaphone. Saxomaphone”

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Andrew and Luke: “Go to the railroad tracks and throw some rocks at rats… What is this, Stand By Me? (I guess) Go find a dead body… Go listen to ‘Baker Street’ by Gerry Rafferty”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, I put off the creative task because it just, it, it… I think it taxes my brain more, right? I’m with you… like… I’m that way; except, I don’t do either thing”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, can I lay this on you? Please. This might blow your mind”

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Luke: “And, I was like… ‘Fuck! I really need to up my game'”

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Luke: “Because, I don’t take any of my responsibilities seriously”

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Luke: “Creativity is hard”

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Luke: “Does the bottom of the bottle look… like it has some kind of… weird… dirt and/or residue on the inside of the bottle? Yeppers”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Tuna”

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Luke: “From my lips to God’s ears”

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Luke: “From Seventh and Cedar in downtown St. Paul… it’s TBTL Night Moves… Grab that someone and gather around your iPhone”

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Luke: “I am what you would call a ‘time optimist’… and Andrew is what you would call… a ‘time… realist'”

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Luke: “I love this song even though it is so dumb!”

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Luke: “I should be on a watchlist”

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Luke: “Isn’t our chemistry great!?”

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Luke: “Listen to the donors of the ni–I’m singing a lot, for some reason, on the show. That’s not good for anyone”

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Luke: Mouth-trumpeting the saxophone riff from “Baker Street”

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Luke: Singing “He has lost his mind… He has always been there. It’s The Shining”

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Luke: Singing “Listen to the donors of the ni–“

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Luke: “This is really macabre to say”

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Luke: “This is so bizarre!”

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Luke: “Ya, sure. You betcha”

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Luke: “Yeah! That’s your boy Luke; and, that is… your boy Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, Andrew’s got some pretty (Yeah) Neanderthal thoughts (Yeah!) on… on… on… on… voting integrity”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a very mild insecurity. Yeah. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “I miss that show so much. It’s so good! God, I miss that show”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke forgot to pack the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and it didn’t play after the Strong Bad e-mail drop

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mouth-trumpeting the saxophone riff from “Baker Street” and Andrew saying “Right. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Welcome to TBTL Night Moves: Home of the Tickle Plate” and Andrew mouth-trumpeting the saxophone riff from “Baker Street”

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Andrew: “Cuz, as you can see, I got the leaky face”

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Andrew: “Dial P for Phantom”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “Hell is rushing”

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Andrew: “Hey… it’s me, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “How’s your drop situation, by the way? We got a drop emergency… (As Jay would say… You got flow)”

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Andrew: “I don’t like pranks!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think it’s a deep voice. I think I sound like a muppet”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be a star. I wanna be a legend”

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Andrew: “I have no idea!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to explain why my brain broke before”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s really corny shit”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna find none of it surprising and all of it angering”

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Andrew: “It was… Spankser!”

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Andrew: “Minnesota’s got drunk birds!”

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Andrew: “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom… Who’s your favorite kid? Who’s your favorite kid?”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Now, when you set this up, I’m gonna walk behind you, I’m gonna grab that box of tissues; cuz, as you can see, I got the leaky face”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! If APM ever finds out we’re actually on APM, we’re gonna be in trouble!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Really? Oh, no! Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, power move! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: Singing “Hey, you! On the phone! I’m singing up here!”

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Andrew: “That scares me, though. I don’t like to mess with birds”

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Andrew: “The idea of picking up… a loose pigeon feather in Seattle just gives me the heebie-jeebies”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Who’s singing lead on this Byrd song is usually not something that comes out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “You know me! I’m a company man”

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Andrew: “You’re a cherry, I’m a pony boy. What are we gonna do?”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “A lot of dazzling details from this story about how birds get drunk; and, if it… is or is not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen… Spoiler alert… not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen”

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Luke: “Ay-yah!”

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Luke: “Banksy, you’ve… you’ve done it again!”

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Luke: “I waited to laugh so that Linh Pham can isolate that audio. Thanks, Linh”

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Luke: “I’ll probably never do it again”

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Luke: “Man, I miss… working in, like, a real… at, like, a real job with desks, and people, and responsibilities, and standards, and dignity… and oversight… and… deliverables”

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Luke: “This, again?”

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Luke: “Well, well… well, well, well”

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Luke: “You know… this is… unusual… The Browns won and the Seahawks lost… Up is down. Left is right… Cats lying with dogs!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I mean, that thing was glass!! (I know. You’re right) How did bust through the brick wall!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “And you’re a Shark, you’re a shark! Hey, you! On the phone! I’m singing up here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s genius. It’s so genius!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yellow-bellied sapsuckers. Hey!”

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