Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “A little flash of nudity”

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Andrew: Attempting to say a difficult, random name

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a gross man as it is… I’ll just wait. Go ahead and play the drop”

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Andrew: “God, I haven’t heard this in forever!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even really feel like getting into what I wanna say”

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Andrew: “I like where you’re going with that”

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Andrew: “I told you I’d tell the whole story”

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Andrew: “I… made a huge mistake here”

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Andrew: “I’ll just tell the whole gross story”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘I don’t know; but, I guess I have more questions for my doctor!'”

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Andrew: Imitating a kazoo

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mole versus skin tag”

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Andrew: Singing “Hosanna. Hosanna”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, I get light-headed and fainty”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, boom!”

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Andrew: “These are a bunch of tiny, little skin tags. Some of them are growing a little bit long, and weird, and gross”

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Andrew: “This song is not ‘Hosanna,’ it is ‘Rosanna’ and it’s by Toto; and, we’re gonna listen to it now, damn it”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I don’t know how it works either”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m a pearl-clutcher, as it is”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kids Shred the Darnedest Things… American Kids Got Shredding?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, right now, I have a, kind of a long bucket, lika a, kind of like a trough that is just catching the blood… as it’s just… (Oh, God!) Well, you asked!!!”

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Luke: “And… by God, Virginia… there is a Santa Claus!”

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Luke: “Click… click… click”

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Luke: “First time, long time”

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Luke: “God… darn it, Andrew. Now, I probably have to bring the skateboard”

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Luke: “He is Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh and he joins us now from the Wallingford–excuse me, the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “I, I am just… almost a hundred percent wrong about everything”

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Luke: “It’s not based on nothing”

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Luke: Singing “Holy, holy, holy… Lord, God, almighty”

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Luke: Singing “I can do whatever I want”

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Luke: “They’re at a ski lodge… there’s a, there’s a jacuzzi… everyone’s still wearing clothes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making a funny sound and Andrew making a scissor snipping sound

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Andrew: “As… the Google Maps flies”

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Andrew: “Dude, that beer is skunked! That beer is skunked!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna get… totally plowed and I didn’t wanna… get totally… fat”

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Andrew: “I know this is corny and, probably, puts me on some watch lists”

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Andrew: “I mean… that’s basically just a joke that is based on a fantasy… that I had in my head that isn’t very interesting”

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Andrew: “I was thinking of you this weekend”

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Andrew: “In Chicago, they never put ketchup on poop”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Wait. Where did that come from? Who am I?”

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Andrew: “We’re outta time!”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about Carey?”

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Andrew: “You were using my own words against me at the beginning of the shows”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… I almost made a terrible (Andrew) mistake”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh. You hear that, Kiki? It will be ours! (Yeah!) The keys to the kingdom”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!? (So, here’s where I’m…) Carey! Carey! (I know, right?) Carey! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “After the show, I was talking to our friend Linh… aka Phamdemort… aka the person who maintains Marsupial Gurgle… and, who sends me… audio drops of you saying regrettable things”

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Luke: “Blurdy thirty! Blurdy’s the new thirty”

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Luke: “Don’t praise the machine”

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Luke: “I don’t know why. I’m, I’m loopy… I’m hepped up on spoiled Diet Coke”

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Luke: “I may have… I may have made a… terrible, terrible mistake”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Yay!”

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Luke: “You know what? I’m… I’m mocking those people; and, I just re-enacted this page… to thousands of people… for my actual job… so… who’s the joke on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little worried right now, Andrew (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an audio drop of Andrew saying something regrettable to introduce Andrew on the show and getting a mention regarding that drop and Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “And then, that’s where the shame comes in!”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know if it’s interesting”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Don’t look at me!”

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Andrew: “Eugh, it’s such, it’s just so gross, it’s so plasticky!”

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Andrew: “Have you tried Martha Stewart’s new thing?”

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Andrew: “Hey! I could be wrong… I could be wrong”

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Andrew: “I always felt shame”

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Andrew: “I don’t even wanna talk about… what’s about to come out of my face”

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Andrew: “I don’t… know that I have a thesis or where I’m gonna end up”

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Andrew: “I drive through. There’s nowhere to park. I’m like, that is God telling me… that I’m not gonna eat McDonald’s today. Thank you, Lord… Oh, by the way. I believe in God again”

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Andrew: “I feel a little bit loosey-goosey today”

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Andrew: “I feel gross. I feel shameful”

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Andrew: “I feel like we need to turn this into a cause somehow”

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Andrew: “I have my future to ruin… I have my prospects to destroy”

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Andrew: “I… I have a confession to make”

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Andrew: “One Hundred Percent Unscrewed!”

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Andrew: “Table for one, please”

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Andrew: “That is a big, filling thing that I don’t totally hate myself for eating”

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Andrew: “That is… so painful”

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Andrew: “This is not your classic… Tiki Zombie. This is some sort of blue-hued bullshit”

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Andrew: “This is some sort of blue-hued bullshit”

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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah”

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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, let’s see how this thing works”

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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, let’s see how this thing works. Goddamnit! I know that’s gonna end up on Marsupial Gurgle’s website… I can’t get out of my head; that’s like the second thing I said where I’m like, ‘Oh! I can already hear that isolated'”

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Luke: “And, by the way, I’ve been known to do shit like that”

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Luke: “And, like, I don’t wanna be a nofunik”

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Luke: “Dr. Fraken-Claim’s Jumper”

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Luke: “I am the S show in this professional relationship; and, really, probably this… personal relationship”

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Luke: “I mean, I would’ve lost my mind!”

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Luke: “I’m saying, if the S hits the F”

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Luke: “If you want… good #content… buckle up and get ready for this: I’m watching a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard”

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Luke: “Is it legal… to be this insane?”

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Luke: “Isn’t there somebody with a screwdriver… that can get… whatevers?”

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Luke: Saying “Today… four months ago… a squirrel picked a nut… and now, he’s burying it… in… my backyard” as Michael Barbaro

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Luke: Singing “You used to drop your microphone”

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Luke: “Slow your roll… slow your roll, Seattle Times”

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Luke: “This is… amazing”

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Luke: “You S of a B!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke substituted “F” for “fan”, even though he’s allowed to say the word “fan”

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Luke and Andrew: “Three! Two! One! Happy New Year! Do we kiss now? (Umm…) I guess we kiss (we can?) Alright (You used that on me last year)”

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Andrew: “Enjoy it!”

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Andrew: “Feels good to be a published author… I mean, I’m not saying that to rub that in your face, of course; I know that your… your book is still in development”

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Andrew: “God!! God!!”

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Andrew: “Guess what I just learned? I just learned that we were accidentally trolling… our… musically-oriented listeners so hard for the past five to seven minutes”

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Andrew: “How about that for some cocky shit at the end?”

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Andrew: “I feel like if I’ve sweated… then… I’m vetted”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Scrape, scrape, scrape”

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Andrew: “When that kicks in, that’s a really terrible sound!”

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Andrew: “You know, I had warts on my feet as a kid. Sorry, ladies, I’m taken”

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Andrew and Luke: “No offense to you, me or the… TBTL universe. Um… a lot of offense taken…”

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Andrew and Luke: Quietly saying “What time is it? Alright, I’ll cut this out after the show. (Yeah… Please do) Cut… murder… plot”

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Luke: “Do not… give Walsh my cell phone number! Whatever you do… I don’t care if you call me or text me; but… don’t… let Walsh have it”

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Luke: “Do ya like clams?”

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Luke: “Easy, ladies! I’m in an open relationship… It was… recently opened when Carey learned… about the wart on my kneecap”

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Luke: “Eight year old Luke Burbank is… flipping out”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody! Sorry, you caught me in the middle of… trying to entice the Pod-dog into the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “No!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That’s what’s sad”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew half-trolls Luke with Live’s “I Alone” as the musical bump

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a bad, it’s just a big, black ball of bad feelings (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke announces the Minneapolis live show and Andrew plays an audio drop that Luke doesn’t like and an audio drop war almost starts

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has brain problems and Andrew had already called dibs on having a bad brain

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A listener performed a song about a white crew cab truck based on the classic “White Christmas”

Listener: Singing “White Crew Cab” to the song “White Christmas”

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Andrew: Beeping and booping along with the “TBTL Bragging News” drop

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Andrew: “Go get that… mother-tooter”

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Andrew: “I actually think he protests too much”

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Andrew: “I think I just kept stamping”

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Andrew: “Keep Stampin’… The Andrew Walsh… Guide to Life After Fifteen”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke… you can probably fly shirtless”

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Andrew: “Mole Country for Old Men”

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Andrew: Mumble singing “Bang the Drum All Day” to the Mellow Hold Music

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Andrew: Saying “We don’t celebrate birthdays in this house” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “We’ll be with you… in… just… one… moment… sir”

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Andrew: “You know what I look like, right? Can you picture my face? Can you just close your eyes and picture my face for a moment, since we’re not in the same room?”

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Luke: “Call it, friendo!”

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Luke: “Consider me… dazzled… by that detail!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “I literally just like… warged out of my body right then. I don’t know why!”

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Luke: “I say that as a person who does not have… a… a… bun in any ovens… that I know of!”

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Luke: “I was busy getting people pregnant”

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Luke: “I’m such a weirdo”

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Luke: “Known for his drawing of tall ships, their grace… and their… majety… Majety? Can that be a word?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My body is a hurtin’ unit today, by the way”

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Luke: “Okay, fine. We’re doing this now”

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Luke: “Rudy, it’s October 1st! A blessed Trucktober… to you and yours!”

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” in a Sean Connery-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Amazing grace” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Well, we know what your second book is gonna be called… Go Get That Mother-Tooter… Life After Thirty”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh while Luke is reading a bit about Smokey Bear and gender being a social construct

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks “gender reveal” parties should be called “sexual organ reveal” parties instead

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