Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Anyway. So, if you wanna start bumping in with Kidz Bop or bopping in with Kidz Bump… whatever… I think I’m the man for it”

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Andrew: “Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m also… lazy and a home body”

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Andrew: “But, they just lie… They all just lie”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I gotta go back in. They gotta cut more… chunks of my tongue out”

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Andrew: “Even though it would be so much more of a pain in my butt”

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Andrew: “Fuck!”

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Andrew: “Hippie-dippie Wallingford signs”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what my rules are”

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Andrew: “I hate myself the most when I get… into a stompy, whiny… baby… And, I did get into a stompy, whiny baby”

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Andrew: “I love going to the dump!”

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Andrew: “I… I do think you’re wrong”

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Andrew: “In all seriousness, if you ever play the… me saying, ‘Wassup!’ thing again… I will… That, that’s… that is honestly the closest I’ve ever to come, just like, walking out of a show… is you playing that… Don’t. I hear you looking for it. Don’t”

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Andrew: “Is it listenable?”

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Andrew: “Now, what?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, so… for the next TBTL-a-thon, do you wanna boat our way to Mississippi?”

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Andrew: “Oh, this plane is chock full of empty seats!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God!”

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Andrew: “Surrender monkeys!”

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Andrew: “Thanks for making me check my bag… even though there’s tons of room on here, Alaska Airlines!”

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Andrew: “What do you think ‘Flat’ means, idiot?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reacting to Luke being told he was an idiot by a boat repairman

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew snorting and Luke saying “Here’s, here’s, here’s what’s happening”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoomp… Whoomp… There it remains”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow, you’re really sweeping the quarter hour! I think I’m… I’m knee-capping the quarter hour. That’s the problem”

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Luke and Andrew: “Or the place where, I think, Dominique Strauss-Kahn might still has his job!!! Washing boats!!! Exac…That explains a lot. (That’s how you…) This guy was swearing at me in French”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I have… already now… gone on–careened on to the wrong side of the narrow alley and I’ve hit… the back… of a boat; like, louder and harder than I’ve hit anything so far (Oh, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the hill I’m gonna die on? (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “And then, my second question for you is; that’s, that wasn’t a question”

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Andrew: “Bing, bing, bing”

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Andrew: Doo-dooing four notes of the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and saying “Now this”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No!”

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Andrew: “Eh… Maybe?”

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Andrew: “He’s Andrew Walsh, the bewildering podcaster… He connects thoughts that have no connection”

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Andrew: “Honestly, people don’t realize how disruptive they’re being”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “If we end up in Canada, I think something has gone wrong”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like a Burbank would appreciate”

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Andrew: “Like, I can totally picture it… yet… there is literally zero evidence online… that this exists outside of my brain grapes”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “My, God! Do you know… that you are, just like, rocking my world up here; as, you are just trying to squeeze out to use the restroom?”

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Andrew: “Now I feel used”

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Andrew: “Oohler, explicit”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m glad I’m not single” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Spooky” in a spooky and drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Second verse just like the first!”

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Andrew: “‘Thanks for taking care of my poop diddy whoop scoops'”

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Andrew: “That would just… shatter my world”

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Andrew: “That’s ironic coming from me”

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Andrew: “That’s weird”

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Andrew: “The Blursday Blowout Bonanza”

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Andrew: “The podcast that… is too beautiful to smash with a giant hammer”

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Andrew: “This is a real Burbanky question”

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Andrew: “What else we got? We got Katie… she says, ‘My brother Zack is my TBTL Daddy’… Eww”

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Andrew: “Wow! The memory on you”

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Andrew: “You gonna poop!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, guess what I lost? I lost my… (Your Blursday list) my Blursday list”

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Luke: “But, I’m gonna record the show tomorrow. I’m gonna kinda do some of the basics… and, then… Kiki Lolo is gonna help with me with some of the… more complicated parts of posting it. So, we should… Phamdemort, talking to you, we should have the show posted in proper audio quality”

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Luke: Drawn out, high-pitched “Well”

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Luke: “I don’t know what any of those words you used mean, like, literally any of them; but, I’m interested”

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Luke: “I might even say it would have been ‘off the sharts'”

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Luke: “Oohler, get outta here!”

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Luke: Saying “How dare you make fun of middle-class people?” as Sarah Palin

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Luke: Saying “That’s not how I would raise my family!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “What do I do with myself?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Thank God you have Genevieve in your life!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What I do know… Andrew is, we have a… crapload of Blursdays to do”

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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head about it”

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Luke: “You dose the cookies with a little bit of Molly… and, it’s the most fun flight ever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, let’s do… some… e-mails and… Blurs-mails. Is Blurs-mails a thing? Is now”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I haven’t looked at Oohler’s, any of Oohler’s paperwork. I don’t even know if Oohler’s in this country legally. Good… God… We’re gonna build a wall and make Oohler pay for it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drops were coming in real hot and Andrew wanted Luke to turn them down

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing a discussion on whether or not it was cool or not for Sacha Baron Cohen to pretend to be a disabled veteran

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Andrew: “God bless you for making it; but, that’s not the life for me. I’m too lazy”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually consider myself a huge… Burns-head”

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Andrew: “I like to slurp ’em up with a big straw”

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Andrew: “I think ‘Dandy’ is gender-neutral”

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Andrew: “Lemme ask you a question, Luke”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t know what that is”

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Andrew: “Not using straws is fun!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, explicit!”

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Andrew: Saying “We love you Miss… Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Strapless, strawless. Whatever”

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Andrew: “The clicking is terrible; but, aside from that, I love this!”

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Andrew: “Well, what’s… the rest of the story?”

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Andrew: “Were there any girls in my class I didn’t have a crush on at some point, like… growing up?”

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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL Dandy?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, let’s say if, if you heard about the show from Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, then Peter Sagal is your TBTL Daddy… And, that means, Peter Sagal has so many… TBTL children all around this country”

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Andrew: “You know, that would… that would hit me… that would hit me where it hurts”

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Andrew: “You’re, you’re like Pontius Pilate washing your hands of this?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing along with the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright”

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Andrew and Luke: Comparing Luke taking out his earbuds while keeping his headphones on with women taking their bras off without taking off their shirts

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry. You were–you said strawless and… and strapless a million times (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL Daddy vs TBTL Dandy

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to come up with a mashup of “Hoopla” and “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!”

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Luke: “How sad is my life?”

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Luke: “I sorta like to just swoop in for the hoopla”

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Luke: “I, I dunno. Do they make… cat… sunglasses? Do they make… sunglasses for, for kittens?”

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Luke: “It’s too early for him to get a fish tan-wich… or, even, a fish sandwich”

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Luke: “Kevin and Anita! It’s a mistake!”

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Luke: “Kitty Ray-Bans”

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Luke: “Oh, shit, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “We love you Mark Harbinger” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “We love you Miss Hannigan” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “We love you Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla”

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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla” #2

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Luke: Singing “Storms are brewing in your eyes”

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Luke: “Sorry, I’m just being boring here”

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Luke: “Yeah, man… It’s mas true”

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Luke: “You good? Cool. You good? Cool. You good?”

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Luke: “You have… you have roused this rabble”

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Luke: “You’re done with that, right, nerd?”

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Luke and Andrew: “A Blursday Blowout? Oh my God!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess, my, my auto-correct is a little sexier than I (It is!) expect it to be (Oh, ‘Explicit!’)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke used another clip of Andrew saying something as part of Andrew’s introduction and Andrew doesn’t like it

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Andrew: “Alright! Bring them over. Maybe I have bigger earholes than you”

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Andrew: “And… God… darn it, if I do not lose files all the time”

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Andrew: Andrew was uncomfortable with people gutturally chanting “USA! USA! USA!” while watching a World Cup match

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Andrew: “As an, as a non-rockfish, as a human being… I actually understand this headline; which, with the Seattle Times, you cannot count on that, man… They have some headlines that are just, like… they’re like one of my sentences. They start somewhere and they end somewhere… but, what happens in-between, doesn’t really have any connective tissue”

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Andrew: “Aww!”

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Andrew: “Enough about you… let’s talk about memes (?)“

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Andrew: “For better or for worse… it is for worse; we now only have… one newspaper here in this town, and that sucks”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m getting on my media”

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Andrew: “I have to answer this one?”

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Andrew: “I mean, there are just, I’m sure, binders and binders of incidents… that somebody’s got somewhere; where, just, like, Fox News just lies, just makes shit up. And, the President lies”

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Andrew: “I’m a PC guy”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to flab up… I wanna get more flabby”

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Andrew: “It’s not a great time. I’m not super liquid right now”

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Andrew: “Mom! He’s on my side of the car!”

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Andrew: “No… I’m not doing it. I’m not doing the show today… Seriously?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I don’t even wanna talk about this”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “My, God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Memes!” as Stephen A. Smith

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Andrew: Saying “This is very ageist” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Soccer sucks”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “They call me, ‘Mr. Unlimited Worldwide'”

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Andrew: “This better be going somewhere, Counselor”

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Andrew: “This, man… Mmmh!!! This gets to me”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna think I’m bullshitting you”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a PC guy and the John Hodgman of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you and He Who Shan’t Be Named… cook this little thing up? This a Marsupial Gurgle… (Phamdemort?) situation? Phamdemort?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Stop it here… Stop the tape… We’ve heard enough… Yeah, they get it. People get it… What is wrong with us? A lot…”

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Luke: “God! This is such a long climb for a short slide. I apologize”

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Luke: “Heavens to Merga Bass!”

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Luke: “Here comes some Babyface for ya”

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Luke: “I’m tempted to dial… Babyface back up from the… from… the… the, the bowels of YouTube”

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Luke: “Instead of acquiring one dingus thing… eighteen bucks, I acquired… two sets of the dingus thing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like, that’s now how this works”

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Luke: “Phamdemort”

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Luke: Singing “I only think of you… on two occasions… that’s day… and night!”

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Luke: “The… the real beauty of this, and this is on me, is that I not only own one pair of these totally shit-storms… I own two, Andrew!! I got an air and a spare; because, that is how I roll”

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Luke: “There’s a right way to rockfish… and, a wrong way to write headlines”

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Luke: “Total shit-storms”

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Luke: “Yeah… Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t have any alcohol the night before

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” from previous show and Andrew is having none of it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” towards the end of the show and Andrew was not amused

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. This got triple bass action? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Their’s was like ‘Merga Bass’. (Merga Bass!!) Right… Hey, Lurnk, do you want some… put up the Merga Bass?”

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Luke and Andrew: “What… the… heck!? Fire”

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A listener left a message on the TBTL voicemail line in which she sung a song about hot dogs in the manner of The Beatles’ song, “In My Life”.

Listener: Singing a song about hot dogs in the style of The Beatles

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Andrew: “Bam! You just got hosed”

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Andrew: “Boy, when I get… done with these things then it’s… then it’s Andy time!”

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Andrew: “Damnit!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Wassup!”

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Andrew: “Give it to us, Luke”

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Andrew: “I came back, I asked Genevieve if she missed me; cuz, I… you know… want people to miss me when I’m not around… She said she did; but, it was great, because she could sleep on her back for a full week… She loves sleeping on her back; but… you know, that does increase the chance of snoring”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I have that. I’ve never seen that movie”

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Andrew: “I’m not super book smart, that’s for sure… but, I’m also not street smart… So, I don’t know where I fit in”

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Andrew: “Is it also shooter’s time? What happens if it’s Andy time and shooter’s time at the same time?”

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Andrew: “It just felt so different. It felt… tons of fun; but, it didn’t feel like a, a TBTL… experience for me”

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Andrew: “It, it was like a, a, a semicolon that just blew through”

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Andrew: “Just to be clear, it was not the best statement I ever made”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Don’t forget, Luke. I hate the flag”

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Andrew: “On a scale of… Burbank Springs to… Pasture Sunny Acres retirement community… how does your home smell right now? Does it smell like a nursing facility?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Got nothing here… I got nothing here”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to be so negative all the time?”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!”

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Andrew: “You take your lumps”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew proposed that he and Luke go John and Yoko by doing the show in the same bed

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew received something like a love letter to Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew, being a good podcast host, reminded Luke that Addie was his daughter

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Andrew and Luke: Reading a listener’s love letter to Luke

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Luke: “Are you trying to lay the groundwork for not coming?”

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Luke: “By the way, I understand sarcasm”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, things just got dark there”

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Luke: “I’ve never been more honored”

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Luke: “In order to deal with my snoring; which, is currently on… as the kids say, ‘fleek’… My snoring is currently lit… My story is… my snoring is currently cowabunga, dude”

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Luke: “It’s all just, like, back braces… incontinence… and… medicines; as in… pharmaceuticals”

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Luke: “Oh, great. There’s a pile of rocks in the corner. How hard was this!?”

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Luke: Saying “He should go to school and learn how to be funny” as Donald Trump

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Luke: “That was what I learned when we did the show from Jami’s house; and, I was trying to explain my… comment about the Twitter person I was beefing with”

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Luke: “This is how my brain works”

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Luke: “Tomorrow’s show is gonna be good, everybody. Today’s show, medium. Tomorrow’s show, very strong”

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Luke and Andrew: “For years, I’ve been trying to get my voice to sound like hot water coming out of a faucet (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I almost put my nose where it didn’t belong; which, was… My cats”

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Luke and Andrew: “Offencially… Offencially? [ph] Can that be a word now? Mmm-hmm. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “My wife (My wife)” as Borat

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I know. I consider myself kind of the party… savior. That was me turning the mic down while I sneezed… I thought that was a drop out! Hah!”

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