Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Are you ready to rumble?”

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Andrew: “Fix my clock!”

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Andrew: “Forget it, mate. We have great lawyers!”

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Andrew: “I can’t podcast with this loud clanking sound”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what it is. I doubt I could pronounce it. What are you talking about?”

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Andrew: “I want to know what the hell is going on”

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Andrew: Making breaking news teletype sounds

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Andrew: “Vacuum cleaners and toilet bowls are two things that I am ready to eff with at any moment”

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Andrew: “What is ‘Walsh, Walsh and Doormat’?”

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Andrew: “Why do I keep on getting in to these conversations all week, when I’m just always wrong about them?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotta, gotta make this a good show. Gotta make this a good, good show today, Luke. (Yes) Can we do that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “He was in the ship movie, right, where he plays cook? Yeah, yeah, that was Under Siege. Under Siege, right, I got one. (Yeah) Sort of. Probably, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Instead of, ‘Yes, and,’ we’re more of a ‘Probably, okay’ type of situation (Mmm-hmm) here at TBTL. (Yeah!) We’re a ‘Probably, of’. What would you replace ‘and’ with?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s, let’s make Alabama Hill (Burbank Springs) great again (Yeah, exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke continues to mumble/sing “Only Girl (in the World)” while Andrew is talking

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Luke: “Are you ready to THRIVE review with Nate Tobey?”

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Luke: “But for tomorrow, I’m gonna drown my sorrows in soup dumplings in Canadia”

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Luke: “Homeboy is so in bed with Putin, it’s not even funny”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll hip ’em to these deets, to these dazzling deuts”

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Luke: Mumbling along to Rihanna’s “Only Girl (in the World)”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Uhh, are you kidding?”

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Luke: “We tried to get to it yesterday; and, I think my story of my, my on the nose nose musings were just so fierce, they were so fire yesterday”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tells Andrew to go down to the basement after making a crack at Luke’s previous comments about voting

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Luke and Andrew: Luke will bundle his wife and head north

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Luke and Andrew: “They were our MxPx ‘Move to Bremerton’ (I’m so glad you remembered) level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is what it sounds like when doves dry. How did I, how did I not see that coming?”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not saying that I’m only happy when it rains”

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Andrew: “I just broke your brain”

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Andrew: “I’m not a psycho”

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Andrew: “It’s immaterial!”

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Andrew: “Mother… of God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Just don’t do an Andrew here, you’re President Obama”

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Andrew: “PS: Do you know who I am?”

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Andrew: “Sir, you must understand… it’s a laser! It’s kind of a big deal.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I’m not gonna lie and I don’t think you’re gonna be surprised to hear; that, I don’t actually know what that’s from. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s never gonna pay off that machine! That’s what I was thinking! What is the business model here, Starla? Like…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, we’ve spent the whole damn show talking about something on your nose. I mean, I think… I think I’m within my rights. Oh, man. This whole show has been too on my nose.”

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Luke: “Easy Amy… easy with the Hebrew”

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Luke: “El shaddai, El-elyon na adonia, Age to age you’re still the same”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Recovering from a minor, elective, dermatological, medical intervention”

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Luke: Singing “I guess the Wells Fargo laser is-a coming down the street, I…”

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Luke: “That’s either the best or worst audio drop we’ve ever played on this show”

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Luke: “The only answer for a bad guy with a seltzer is a good guy with a seltzer. Everybody’s packing heat.”

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Luke: “Was that bad… my PS?”

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Luke: “What a world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Geez, Louise, what am I even doing here? Alright, so that whole… You’re having a, I can hear in your voice, you’re not happy with Luke today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I Love Lukie? I Love Lukie”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’d like to take a, a moment here to thank our Amy Grant, El Shaddai level donors (Nice, this is a jam) of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “It feels like it’s ‘G’day mate’ but it’s actually ‘G’night mate’ where I’m coming from. I’m totally thrown off. Power out.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the I Love Lucy theme and Andrew saying “I told you, I don’t know Coldplay songs!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Possible show title: “Ooh, you bad, Bill Maher”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re gonna have the most trombones. We’re gonna have a hundred and one of them; but, we’re only gonna have seventy six Dalmatians. Oh, that was good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the El Shaddai? Not enough El Shaddai. Not enough El Shad–more El Shaddai”

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The Beatles’ song “Taxman” was brought up during a conversation about songs used on radio segments. With a portion of the song playing in the background, Andrew said “Taxman” in a semi-interesting manner.

Andrew: “Taxman”

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Since it has been a (new and recent) tradition to create little mixes and/or mashups of Luke and/or Andrew saying or singing something against some music, I created this little mix of “Taxman” and Andrew saying “Taxman”.

The Beatles x Andrew Walsh: Taxman

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Andrew: “206-414-8285. I can’t hit the last note. But, umm…”

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Andrew: “And then, they all just laughed at me for the next two and a half hours”

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Andrew: “Chhhk, that’s not working for me, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hola, friendola”

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Andrew: “Hola, friendola. How ya doing?”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna spoil it for everybody now”

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Andrew: “I’m looking forward to our meeting tomorrow, boss.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I am just tangenting away today”

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Andrew: “Okay. We’re done. We did it.”

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Andrew: “Shit, there’s a Treaty of Wallingford”

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Andrew: “Ten seconds! Five seconds!”

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Andrew: “The only time that I give a look that kills”

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Andrew: “Uh, never mind. I was gonna make a dark joke, and it’s not, it’s not, it’s not funny enough to outweigh the darkness. So, never mind.”

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Andrew: “Wanna do some cat talk?”

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Andrew: “Weiner, have you seen it?”

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Andrew: “Yip, yip, yip!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh God, we’re doing this. We’re doing this! (We’re doing it) Everybody, fast forward about three minutes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your drops are too loud. Look who has–how dare you. I share my vulnerability with you, and then you use it against me. And, the bit about the cat went nowhere.”

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Luke: “Aw, Andrew”

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Luke: “Because, I’ve lost my mind and have become the embodiment of a Garfield cartoon”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Damn everyone”

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Luke: “Ha-ha!”

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Luke: “How dare you”

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Luke: “More names, mo’ problems. Call me killer whale.”

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Luke: “Wow, I just found something more boring than the audio drops”

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Andrew: “Because, if you start petting that dog, like, bad things are gonna happen”

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Andrew: “First of all, what do you do to those people?!”

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Andrew: “I love a good pen!”

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Andrew: “I said, ‘Enough'”

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Andrew: “I’m looking at the inside of it now. Not the colon, the Smog Cutter.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Where is the ‘Stop the Show’ sound effect? Oh my God! There is so much to unpack there!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I did something that I think is a little bit Burbankian”

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Andrew: “There is no doubt in my head that if I, if I were rooting under different circumstances, that I could be a huge Green Bay fan… but, I’m not.”

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Andrew: “There were so many, so many words in that sentence that don’t seem to fit together”

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Andrew: “We don’t need you”

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Andrew: “Yeah, everybody’s paying for this”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing Guess That Sound with Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “Berets! Berets! I’m an idiot! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Scratch everything I just said!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I give you two (Please) hot takes? Scald me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wore glasses as a baby! Really?! Forty years ago, thirty-eight years ago, I guess; cuz, I was two years old when I started wearing glasses.”

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Luke: “A real beret, brie and wine… type of situation”

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Luke: “Boy, this is… this is a deep-dive that nobody asked to take”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Everybody, keep me in your prayers… my special pen very ill.”

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Luke: “I love this pen!”

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Luke: “If I never hear myself talking about how it felt for me to be near a famous person again, it’ll be too soon!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke wanted the donors that got a second thank you to retract the extra thank you or donate more money

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Luke: Making mouth sounds and saying “Put that in the glossary: what does it mean when Luke does that?”

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Luke: Making sounds with his squirrel call

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Luke: “Not my laser baldness helmet. That’s a totally different instrument for a different reason.”

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Luke: “Oh, man, it stunk, it stunk like a fart”

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Luke: “That’s right, it’s time to thank our, our damn donors of the day”

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Luke: “That’s right. I’m gonna wink at all the Hibou dogs and call it good for a Monday.”

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Luke: “Ugh, dad, you’re embarrassing me!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have to? Do you have to? Let it linger? I did. (Do you have to?) I did, yes. I let it linger like a fart in the Smog Cutter. And… anyway. So…”

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Andrew: “Genevieve and I did our podcast on Tuesday and it was super loud, and it made me angry, and I shook me fists to the gods.”

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Andrew: “I always like to begin with the caveats”

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Andrew: “I get it, Luke, we’re gonna talk about you meeting Tom Hanks, okay? You don’t have to drop da Vinci Code and Burbs references all, all over the place.”

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Andrew: “I’m writing that down too. If not for a show title, just for my diary.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe me wagging my finger at you was not the right thing to do”

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Andrew: “No, it’s okay. I’m a bone collector.”

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Andrew: “Now, it’s all just David S. Pumpkins references all the time with you, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! You’ve been saying everything wrong.”

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Andrew: “So, how did your webinar with Tom Hanks go last night?”

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Andrew: “Sounds like a Top Story to me”

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Andrew: “The Internet can’t decide, the people are going crazy; because, they can’t figure out if they put their two fingers together, if it looks like there’s a hot dog in between them!”

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Andrew: “What if we start a podcast about astronomy, and we begin it everyday with you saying, ‘That’s the planets, Stannets'”

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Andrew: “Wow. Wow.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How much time, I’m sweating here! He’s five minutes away. Okay.”

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Luke: “Burbankian”

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Luke: “Eh, that’s Hanks”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to deny my Bellingham roots everybody, okay? Bellinghamsters, don’t, don’t hate, congratulate.”

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Luke: “It happened, people. I met David S. Pumpkins last night.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Mr. Tom S. Pumpkins”

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Luke: “My woife is here in the room, by the way”

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Luke: “Oh… my… God!”

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Luke: “Pastronomy”

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Luke: “Resting Hanks Face”

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Luke: “So, don’t steal our idea, Hanks!”

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Luke: “So, that’s the plan, Stans… and Stannetes? I don’t know the feminine of Stan, maybe there isn’t one.”

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Luke: “They carried a watermelon for you!”

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Luke: “With the intermittent fasting, I gotta figure out when, when was the last microphone that I ate; cuz, I gotta try to give it sixteen hours. Anyway… I gotta figure that out on my own time.”

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Luke: “You know, for… el perro loco y grande…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you drive here in your Kia Caveat? I did… Let me just give you the keys to the Caveat”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even in the Chase Bank… FredEx, Webinar Auditorium. Even at the TaxSlayer.com… Webinar Auditorium”

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Luke and Andrew: For some reason, Luke knows how to say “crazy dog” in every language

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Luke and Andrew: “I literally crossed the room and went and sat and just talked to Bill Kurtis about, about Pearl Harbor… as one does. The stripper!? Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, we’ve got Unsullied guarding (Sure) Sully. Oh, look at what I just did there. Oh, ho-ho-ho!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was close to letting “el perro grande” out

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Andrew: “And, it’s horrible! It is awful!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Everybody’s gotta push their heads all in together”

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Andrew: “I mean, I know this is… number one, probably pretty obvious; and, number two, sounding like a bit of an, just an old geezer”

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Andrew: “I think that’s the sound of APM’s lawyers blocking the segment”

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Andrew: “I’m just like a, a raccoon that grabs something shiny and can’t let go”

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Andrew: “I’m just shouting at clouds now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Nice, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Now that everything is selfie, selfie, selfie”

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Andrew: “Oh, good! You guys just wrote the newsletter for me.”

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Andrew: “Radios just, just happens in the air, man”

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Andrew: “Rock ‘n’ rollin’ and they’re catching it all on the drone cam!”

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Andrew: Saying “Uhh, means nothing to me” and does a fake cough

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Andrew: Singing “So, this is the ‘Drew year”

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Andrew: “So now, I like to go around and just poke my friends and see if they poke me back. I know… I hear it.”

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Andrew: “So, I don’t want their heads exploding right now”

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Andrew: “The words shouldn’t go together like that”

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Andrew: “This is interesting to one person, and it’s you”

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Andrew: “We’re screwed. America’s a garbage country.”

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Andrew: “You call that a wipe!?”

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Andrew: “You just got poked!”

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Andrew: “You know what, don’t do that. Don’t do that either, it’s, it’s just not that interesting.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been dubbed “The Bone Collector”

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Andrew and Luke: “I kinda like, I’m kinda… Boy, I’m really on a… tear, aren’t I? You’re take is hot today, (Sorry) my friend. You’re take is scolding.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I might have tacos (Immaterial) It is immaterial. I might have spaghetti and meatballs.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You think I’ve been out of my mind the last two days, (Yeah) buckle up for tomorrow folks!”

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Luke: Apologizes for some slam poetry during the start of the intro

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Luke: “As per normal”

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Luke: “Awww”

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Luke: “Drones are very unpopular with a certain kind of white person”

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Luke: “He’s been spotted recently in the tall grass, doing his stuff”

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Luke: “How do you say ‘bababooey’ in Norse?”

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new ‘Drew”

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the news quiz”

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Luke: “Stop being such a Philip K. Dick!”

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Luke: “Tell ’em The Bone Collector sent ya!”

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Luke: “That, that camel got its nose under the tent”

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Luke: “The Hanks-uation”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was thinking about lowering Luke’s level after saying “bunghole” and “stinky basement”

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Luke and Andrew: “Better ingredients. Better pizza. Fewer (worst) causes. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do they have a Norwegian Wack Pack? The Norwegian Wack Pack!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean that, they were scatting and it also was shit. Yes! And, it was logical shit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, I’m gonna give you my Earl Gray twenty-two minutes (Nice!) take… Add that to the glossary.”

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