Clips From TBTL #1914

Please note, the version of “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” that Luke and Andrew did during TBTL #1914 will not be posted as clip; as, it is taken out of context from the rest of the discussion and it is not an ideal candidate for the Marsupial Gurgle clip archive.

This decision was made in part due to the discussion that both Luke and Andrew had later on during #1914 on whether or not they should edit it out or not.

Andrew: “‘ey!”

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Andrew: “God, stop granstanding!”

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Andrew: “Good, phewf! For a second I thought you were going to say… I don’t even want to tell you what I thought you were going to say.”

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Andrew: “He looked up at me with those big brown cataracts.”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know who that is, I’m not, I don’t really know how to quote/unquote how to read.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t had so much fun on TBTL in years! Let’s keep going.”

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Andrew: “I often do, like a big boy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “They’ve ran out of room! You can tell on the word ‘Walker’ they’re both like ‘Oh shoot, this is going to take more space, we have to use much smaller font'”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Show title?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s my power out, I wanted to put it up front.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew used three songs to figure how much time they spent on the topic of TBTL Summer Picnic food assignment, none were American Pie

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s inability to eat cheese would doom his potential Presidential candidacy

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, there’s no way in shit, there’s no way in hell. There’s no way in shit, I don’t even know how to swear anymore (No way in shit-hell). There’s no way in shit-hell. Show title?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is PA a right-to-eat state, do we know? It’s a stand-your-cheesesteak state.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just looking for the hot take. We gotta, this takes are not hot today. We gotta heat them up.”

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Chris Hayes: “100 Percent!”

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Luke: “And D-B-A-P-B-T. Don’t be a punch bowl turd.”

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Luke: “As our buddy Chris Hayes would say, ‘nontroversy'”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: Awesome Laugh at 1.6x

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Luke: Awesome Laugh #2

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Luke: “But, its traffic is a real bear-cat that time of day”

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “I think dine-ins, drivers, drive-ins and dives, and Fieris should be the most represented.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s not overthink it folks, that’s me and Andrew’s job.”

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Luke: “Listen, you surrender monkey!”

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Luke: “No, I’d like to get, I’d to stat-geek out harder on last name letter distribution as it relates to food.”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh yeah, did I not mention that? God, I always bury the lede.”

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Luke: “Onions, onions, onions, onions”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I’d like to point out, I was the best sperm! Wai… oh, go ahead. Nevermind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a werewolf by later night. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And also, that he had then not got onions, onions, onions, onions (Right) on his cheesesteak”

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Luke and Andrew: “And if anyone else wants to join the circle, they have to say ‘Oh, hi, Andrew!’ ‘Oh, hi, Luke!'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cut off Luke during a windsurf joke

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Luke and Andrew: Human Rescue Dating

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna stop right after this, put me on a clock Andrew. Will you put me on a 30 second clock? Sure. It’s going to be an internal clock, I’m watching the clock. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was conceived in Philly

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Luke and Andrew: Michael Dukakis climbing a tank and swift-boating

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Clips From TBTL #1913

Andrew: “And it’s fucking heartbreaking”

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Andrew: “God, no you don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who this Trump fella is”

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Andrew: “I fucked up”

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Andrew: “It’s brilliant”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No… I paused, you could hear me get there”

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Andrew: Quiet “Ahh, shit!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Speaking like Columbo for a school project

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Andrew: “Thank you, Luke”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Without having to completely stop the show so I can do alpha-math”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m technically worried, but I am not worried about technical things”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eventually, you’ll have something that is edible if not craved. That’s right, edible if not craved.”

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Andrew and Luke: Figuratively, not literally, stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Luke explains why he calls Andrew the “Crock Pot”

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Andrew and Luke: Pausing the flow, not stopping the show

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Andrew and Luke: Singing a line from Led Zeppelin’s “Over The Hills And Far Away”

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Andrew and Luke: Something, something masturbatory

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Luke: “Alrightily”

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Luke: “It’s really sort of like an hour of boring audio wrapped around a well-produced commercial for a winery.”

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Luke : “Woah, woah, woah, woah… stop the show”

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Luke: “Yes, welcome to Crossfire”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… speaking of athletes, because remember this discussion did start, technically, with a conversation about Tom Brady… No, it’s a great transition, Luke. Thank you (Sure). Flawless.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew makes a crying sound in the background

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s two different “Yeah!” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-creating sounds of someone struggling to play a guitar

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Luke and Andrew: The Arc of History

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Luke and Andrew: The “Real Donald Trump” account may not be real

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, we should actually call it the Wig Party. Nah, it’ll never work. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew’s Laughter Sped Up

In order to figure out last year’s TBTL Summer Picnic food assignments, I had set Audacity to play #1661 at roughly 1.6x normal speed so that could listen and pick out when they agreed on the assignments. While I was listening, I ran across Luke laughing and I started cracking up at the sound of his sped-up laughter.

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I also decided to see what Andrew’s laugh would sound like at roughly 1.6x normal speed and his laugh from #1910 was the perfect candidate:

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And just because I had some time to spare, I decided to edit the two laughs to normalized both their speed and volume, and merged them into a mixed stereo track:

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Clips From TBTL #1912

Andrew: “Ahhh, piss”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Andrew: “But if I sound a little bit more dingus-y, let’s chalk it up to the technical issues.”

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Andrew: “Don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant, don’t mention the elephant.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Drawn out: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: Emphasized “Really!”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “That’ll be one of those things where I’ll try to remember, wait I’m supposed to remember this, and then this, and then this, and then I’ll just end up, my head will end up exploding.”

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Andrew: “That’s a real Andrew move. Just scowl. Maybe they see, maybe they don’t.”

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Andrew: “This is such an effing jam. It’s like bubble gum, I love it! I love it so much.”

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Andrew: “What! No, you don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Yes, I know I’m an idiot, and I know that I often talk like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

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Andrew: “Yet, if I get caught breaking the law, like, that person is the worst G-D person that’s ever walked the face of the Earth. And, I would do anything to obliterate them and their family and it’s so unfair!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Scrappy too! And Scrappy too!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Donovan’d Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “If I can put on my Secretary of State ass-masking pants once again (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God. When are you just going to fire me and then hire her? I don’t understand it, she’s the best!”

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Luke: “Boop, boop, boop”

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Luke: “How was your weekend, Mr. Dingus?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Luke’s Pro-tip for not getting parking tickets

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Luke: “Sarcasm emoji”

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Luke: “Steve Harvey is not having that shit from white people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I assume everyone I know is talking shit about me when I’m not in earshot. Yeah, sometimes when you are in earshot.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting a drumroll sound

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s drumroll sound sounds like a motorboat

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Luke and Andrew: “The 27th of July in the year of our Lord, 2015. Your Lord?”

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Clips From TBTL #1911

Andrew: “Ah-no.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “God!”

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Andrew: “God, that poor woman’s nose!”

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Andrew: “If a Stu-bot sharp-shoots you in the woods and Luke isn’t there, did it really happen?”

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Andrew: “If anybody ever does run into Luke, don’t look him in the eye. Do not look him in the eye.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Not for me”

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Andrew: “My bearded lips”

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Andrew: “Once you peered into that abyss…”

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Andrew: Repulsed “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “When you say my name, I want it to pop!”

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Andrew and Luke: “My bearded lips. New sponsor, my bearded lips. My bearded lips.”

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Andrew and Luke: Renting to own sound effects

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna get sharp-shot by the A-bot right off the top”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Luke just drops off the line

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Ranting about Luke’s Frank Stallone obsession

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Luke: “Don’t break kayfabe on T.K.A.M!”

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Luke: “He’s kind of a jabroni, but he was a likable jabroni to me”

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Luke: “I also have a hard-out, Walsh, a hard-out at 1:30 west coast time, okay?”

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Luke: “I just had the idea for this name and it’s so sharp, it’s like, it could cut things!”

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Luke: The lifespan of a Luke Burbank joke

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Luke: “Tronald Dump”

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Luke and Andrew: From Jackie Stallone’s lips to everyone else’s ears

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Luke and Andrew: “If the Pope sharp-shits in the woods…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Aww, shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: Playing online Scrabble and Andrew’s extended laughter

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re pretty tough from behind that beard, aren’t you? Man, a week ago… I think of it more as a scruff.”

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Steve Neuman: “Am I a likable jabroni too, or…?”

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Steve Neuman: “Possible show title?”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Andrew is repulsed by the thought of a McDonalds sushi

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Clips From TBTL #1910

Andrew: Continued Laughter

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing “Oh-he-he-heee!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “My brain is… my brain… I was going to say that my brain doesn’t work that way, but maybe my brain just doesn’t work”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Not for me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew can’t stop giggling when reading possible show title “Diagnosis Offensive”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, do they have any other hits? Oh, yeah! Andrew, come on, you’re embarrassing yourself. I do that everyday on the show, I live under a rock.”

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Andrew and Luke: “The sTens are the one you hate, right? No Luke, that’s you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is Rammstein? Rammstein is just like a… It’s not for me.”

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Luke: “¡TchBurbs!”

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Luke: “¡TchKung!”

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Luke: “And he was feeling it!”

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Luke: “Home boy, no parlez-vous français”

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Luke: “Isn’t it great, by the way, that the surfer’s named Mick, and the Scrabble savant’s is named Niles”

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Luke: “It’s not for me”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, what’s this then?” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in a bad Australian accent

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Luke: Singing t.A.T.u’s “All The Things She Said”

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Luke: Singing 3EB’s “How’s It Going To Be”

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Luke: Singing 3EB’s “Jumper”

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Luke: “Sorry, not to diss”

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Luke: “They’re only doing segments about Nigel. Sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody, all the time, is down with the cannabis”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is thinking about starting a band called “¡TchBurbs!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly says the band name “¡TchKung!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Alright, what this?” in a poor Cockney accent

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Luke and Andrew: The problem with packing a moving truck as if it were a game of Tetris

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