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Clips From TBTL #2844

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t do it; because, I’m a weasel”

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Andrew: “He probably didn’t have the dongle”

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Andrew: “Hey Foreplay, thanks again”

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Andrew: “Hey, what are you reading? How is it?”

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Andrew: “How long does this go on?”

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Andrew: “I do it all the time!”

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Andrew: “I, I do think that… there… is an Andrew inside of me… who could have easily, just sort of, pouted about that”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna lie to you; because, I feel insecure”

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Andrew: “It was like nothing I had ever seen before”

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Andrew: “It’s obvious that’s where this was going the whole time!”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Oh, hey. What’s up, Foreplay?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t think I do know about this… I’ve never had a drink that I needed a strap for. I feel like I’m missing out”

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Andrew: “That was my one stampy moment”

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Andrew: “This is where I just need to learn how to be an adult”

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Andrew: “This isn’t doing it for me”

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Andrew: “Well, it’s a slant rhyme”

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Andrew: “What’s on third!”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to rub it in my face!”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew broke the rule of not saying “sluffing off” on TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you go to the Integratron, by the way? The sound bath? Oh, I totally forgot!! (Son of a gun!) Dang it!”

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Luke: “Because, it’s all just weird, hippy-dippy, desert shit”

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Luke: “Can we all stop… manually stimulating ourselves for five seconds here. Like, nobody cares”

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Luke: “Fuck this”

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Luke: “Get over yourselves!”

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Luke: “I am… deeply confused”

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Luke: “My liver be damned”

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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no-no! No! No!”

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Luke: “Nom-nom nosh”

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Luke: Singing “Put it on you” as Ja Rule

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Luke: “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Orange. Door hinge”

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Luke: “That’s the guy I am, Wolfgang!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna nom-nom with Wolfgang!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “I need to stop talking now; cuz…” and Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, she’s married to me. So, you know… (Mmm-hmm) She’s… This ain’t her first… her first dance with ol’ LB”

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Clips From TBTL #2843

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Luke: “And, as somebody wrote on the… TBTL Slack page… ‘I miss Andrew and I miss Andrew’s audio levels;’ and, I would say to that person… You and me both, buddy… you and me both”

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Luke: “And, it warmed my heart so much on a Friday morning!”

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Luke: “And, that… my friends… is what makes me… a terrible… American”

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Luke: “Apparently, turning forty-two made me think I’m turning seventy-two”

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Luke: “Because, nobody asked for this”

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Luke: “Don’t look to your left or you’ll… you may see a Fat Cobra”

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Luke: “Easy guys, she’s taken”

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Luke: “Everything’s cool”

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Luke: “I don’t know how I missed the sign”

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Luke: “I, I’ve been through so many… and the listeners… have been along for every not interesting stage of the ride”

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Luke: “I’m recording a podcast, guys! It’s cool… Everything’s cool”

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Luke: “I’m Scott Petersoning it so hard!”

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Luke: “Is this… woman the world’s most conscientious dog-napper? What is going on?”

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Luke: “It’s normcore… run amok”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I’m doing a thing… that I don’t like it when other people do!”

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Luke: “Oh my God… it’s so good, you guys… I don’t want it to be good! I hate that it’s good!! It upsets me… that it’s good; but… that’s a good sip of coffee”

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Luke: Saying “Look, that comes out of my pay!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “That makes-a the sound so nice” in a funny accent

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Luke: Saying “We can’t shoot in these” as Arvydas Sabonis

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Luke: Saying “Welcome back to the show” in a funny manner

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Luke: “So, stay with us. It’s TBT–“

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Luke: “So, stay with us. It’s TBT… [insert promo] …L”

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Luke: “Something feels wrong about this”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Your long national nightmare is over; because… Andrew is back on Monday; so, everything will be… beautiful again”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “I think I know what I’m doing, by the way (Oh, yeah)”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Nora reacting to Luke saying the name of a Portland adult bookstore “Fat Cobra”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Well, it’s gonna be a short show… (Yeah) McInerny”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m sorry. This is really weird for me; cuz, I’m so fucking high”

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Nora McInerny: “Is this dorky?”

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Nora McInerny: “That skirt should be shorter”

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Clips From TBTL #2842

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Luke: “And, yes, if you just tuned in, welcome to TBTL; and, yes… we are just gonna talk about if my dog is okay with my friend, Steve Scher… That’s what we’re doing this hour”

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Luke: “Bad… very bad… Solid three out of ten”

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Luke: “Being in nature is relaxing”

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Luke: “Could a depressed person do this!?”

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Luke: “God, I wish I was allergic to alcohol”

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Luke: “God! What a… what a titanic shithole”

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Luke: “How are we going to do this, Burbank?”

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Luke: “I don’t know if it will really make sense to the listeners who aren’t… basically… right on the line of being sociopathic”

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Luke: “It never occurred to me that I could eat, like, a piece of fruit for pleasure”

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Luke: “Rudy, stop!”

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Luke: Saying “He’s very ugly” similar to the Mucinex Mucus ad character

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Luke: Saying “In just a minute!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Sorry, this is pretty boring at the top of the show; but, you know, you’re a TBTL listener. You know this is how it goes”

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Luke: “This, historically, is not a thing that gets smaller over time; it gets bigger over time”

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Luke: “We consider you the listener’s ombudsman”

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Luke: “What kind of food do you cook for Angelina Jolie?”

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Luke: “When I stopped drinking, my sweet tooth really activated”

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Luke and Steve Scher: “Otherwise, this has been a hard navel gaze! Well, it is navel gazing… I’ve burned a hole in my navel!”

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Steve Scher: “Every time you cough, another Mucinex gets its wings”

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Steve Scher: “What do you mean when you say, ‘fix myself’? I mean, what’s, what’s popping up in your… image there? What are you thinking?”

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Steve Scher: “When you’re in this huge forest, there’s all these down trees, there’s all these… trees that you pointed that were full of woodpecker holes and sapsucker holes”

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Steve Scher and Luke: “Pot… functions that way… (Really) in my life”

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Clips From TBTL #2841

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Kristina Lopez: “And, I don’t think that, like, just shoving white people out of the narrative for the next twenty years is gonna solve anything”

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Kristina Lopez and Luke: “I’ve never been; but, I’d love to visit (What!!?)”

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Luke: “Can they arrest me for this?”

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Luke: “Get at me, Sierra Club”

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Luke: “Here is the super messed up part”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna be around other humans right now”

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Luke: “I’m going somewhere with this. Not really; but, kind of”

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Luke: “Is that messed up, by the way, that I actually am now enjoying… the instant coffee? What does that say about me?”

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Luke: “Oh! This is what this looks like”

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Luke: “Okay, that is legitimately good now”

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Luke: “The Bad Boy of Public Badio?”

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Luke: “This is probably the wrong question to ask”

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Luke: “You know how ya boy, the… the BB of… PB. The Bad Boy of… wait… the Bad Boy of Public Badio? The… BBPR… the Bad Boy of Public Radio”

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Clips From TBTL #2840

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Jen: “Are you crazy? I can name a thousand better Bob Dylan songs than that!”

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Jen: “It… was… so great!”

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Jen: “Oh… I was the dick”

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Jen: “What!?”

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Jen: “Whatever”

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Jen: “Why… can’t we get a first down?”

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Luke: “And, I would not have wanted to talk with… other… random… crunchy granola types”

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Luke: “And, seriously, that’s how my stupid brain works”

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Luke: “And, so, because I am the way I am”

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Luke: “I have so many questions for you”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s either TBTL or Live Wire! depending on… what I’m calling it on a particular day. Today, we’re calling it ‘TBTL'”

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Luke: “I think I’m one with the Joshua tree culture”

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Luke: “Joshua trees are… they’re like me… they’re weird… they’re weird looking, but kind of fascinating, and… and lovable in a strange way, in a gnarled way”

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Luke: Saying “Everything cool?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “So, thanks to Kristina for taking that on this week; since, I don’t know how to do any of that anymore”

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Luke: “That is actually pretty good”

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Luke: “Who knows how interesting that really is. Probably not”

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Luke and Jen: “I’m holding my stomach in, like, ninety percent of my life… Welcome to being a woman”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, welcome back… to… TBTL. Thank you”

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Luke and Jen: “Well… speaking of good eggs, Jen… you’re the best. Thank you. Thanks for being here. Thank you”

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Clips From TBTL #2839

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Chioke I’Anson: “Imposter syndrome is… real”

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Chioke I’Anson: “Let’s do this, Burbank!”

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Chioke I’Anson: Making a low, drawn out sound

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Chioke I’Anson: “Once again, insufficient nerd”

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Chioke I’Anson: “That’s good stuff”

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Chioke I’Anson and Luke: “No, that’s exactly right; and, I would say that, the problem the car is that it’s lulled you dummies into thinking that you’re safe and everything’s fine out on the road… This interview is over!”

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Luke: “And, I look forward… to all of you listening to these… fun episodes of Live Wire! that we have in store for you”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Leeroy”

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Luke: “I pray to the old and new TBTL friends”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host; coming to you from Joshua Tree, California… in the… Morongo Valley. I think I’m in the Morongo Valley? I could be… Morongo about that… Oof. That’s, that’s a bad way to start the show. I apologize”

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Luke: “Oh my God! That’s where this all came from!”

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Luke: “Okay. I’m carrying around some shit”

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Luke: “This interview is over!”

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Luke: “Why am I here right now?”

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Luke: “Yes!!”

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Luke and Chioke I’Anson: “Distilled… essence… of public (Yeah) radio…dom”

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Luke and Chioke I’Anson: “Do you… worry about your safety at all? I would say that I am… always… worried about my safety… and… That’s not the answer I was expecting”

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